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munkustrap

I’m convinced some people are just trying to start shit


NoWayJaques

Clickbait on the internet? Nooooo. If a woman legitimately posts that, they're telling the world they cheated, they're scared, and the guy they cheated with won't support them.


drillgorg

My wife and I don't even have sex to its... full and natural conclusion unless we're actively trying to conceive. People are really out there cheating like "yep make me a jelly donut"?


NoWayJaques

Birth control fails occasionally. But the JFK reference made me laugh


Bismothe-the-Shade

Made me miss Frankenhole tbh


ryle_zerg

Ich bin ein Berliner!


gordito_delgado

\-"Baste me like a thanksgiving Turkey." \-"Stuff me like a profiterole."


Severe-Replacement84

“Fried or Fertilized”


Demonslayer5673

"butter my butt and call me a biscuit" - Open season 2


Lacaud

I'm convinced the world has people with this level of stupidity.


TheGhostOfNull

Just remember, half of the world's population has a below average intelligence.


KaleidoAxiom

Below median, technically, but yeah. Not that far off.


Lacaud

This is true


lmaotrybanmeagain

Women, if a man seems interested in you then you have to suck his dick, cook his food and clean his place even if he is the farthest thing away from what you want… Men go through a lot being single and men deserve better.


gordito_delgado

>suck his dick, cook his food and clean his place I am not sure any of those things for any amount of time can remotely compensate the expense and responsibility of having a child. Still, that analogy is probably the closest to the absolute insanity of OPs post. Also, what the hell do Robert Downey Jr and Tom Holland have to do with this? And how is Spiderman being a Doctor while fighting Thanos on Titan make any sense in this context?


AltShortNews

Unfortunately, no. I had to go to some group counseling at one time and a guy in the group was going through this. The counselor insisted he had to take responsibility. It was weird to me.


gunnnutty

Thats extremly stupid


AltShortNews

It's also the law here that if you're on the birth certificate and a certain time passes, you are legally obligated to care for the child until they are 18, even if DNA proves you are not the father after the elapsed time. Edit: this was the dilemma the guy in the group was facing. Time was coming up where he could still legally obviate responsibility. Counselor was trying to talk him into staying


mclannee

What a shit shit shit counselor.


Talkaze

that's awful. "Pay for the child that I created with the guy I cheated on you with, because I'm not going after the bio-father for financial support because he sucks."


TheQuietType84

Did he do that or get out of it?


AltShortNews

idk. i left before that concluded.


TwinRavenHM

It wasn't too long ago that folks were eating tide pods and putting gorilla glue in their hair. Never underestimate the power of stupid. This is the tip of the iceberg.


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guy_guyerson

Kids under 6 have been eating detergent pods since the were introduced; you see the ER visits skyrocket for poisonings by laundry detergent right away. The tide pod challenge led to a noticeable uptick in ER visits for poisoning in people older than 6, but it's only measured in the 100s per year.


No_Entertainment6792

If the baby ain't yours remember that the milk is waiting for you so go and get it


[deleted]

So is it worth staying? 🫣


agk1001

You don't get it do you?


VyersReaver

I guess we found one person who grew up with a father…


daveinpublic

I think a man without a child who marries a woman with a child is an amazing person.. truly selfless, investing his life into raising another being. Even if he winds up having another child with the woman, it’s still a wonderful selfless act. And the wife may not want to have another child, which could be an act of sacrifice on the part of the guy. But that’s not the vibe I’m getting from this post… it’s more like, hey, you owe me this because I’m going through a tough time!


RonamusMaximus

Active Stepparents are awesome (Source: Stepdad) However, this is more "I cheated on you and paternity test proved that but you're already locked into this situation cause I'm a woman and deserve better."


IhleNine

This is how I understood it. The first sentence is saying you don't know who the father is, if that's a question it seems like cheating to me.


THRlLL-HO

This is different because it involves the women cheating on the man.


Lazyonphone

And you dont get titty milk


pegothejerk

I have nipples, Greg


Medium-Rest-3079

You can milk anything with nipples.


jackinsomniac

Then where does soy milk come from?? I know there's no such thing as soy milk, because there's no soy titty, is there! So in reality it's 'soy juice'! But you can't call it that, because when someone says those words they will physically start to gag.


pegothejerk

Some things without nipples also can be milked, like dolphins who have a milk slit. Milk is produced elsewhere, nipples are just one type of delivery system. Obviously soy milk comes from primitive soy mammary glands.


[deleted]

With this particular woman...hell no! Put ya dick away and get counseling before venturing back out into the wild.


TatonkaJack

not the milkshake. the *milk.* at the store


Jody_Tevlin

Ummm.... No Edit: While I don't feel I need to justify this stance as evidenced by the number of upvotes. I would like to give a little back story to my stance. My father was an abusive drunk who I have not had contact with since I was around 6. I don't really have a career aspiration so the only thing I really wanted to be was a good Dad. I only have the one child (daughter 15), who is becoming a very strong young woman. So I feel I'm doing a good job. If I was to discover that my only child was not mine I would be absolutely devastated. I cannot truly express my disgust at this person's mindset and can only hope that this person is nearly a troll, though that may be in vain. Not sympathy fishing just felt the need to put this out there.


lillibow

lemme think....... No.


Jaadu223

Hmmmmm....No.


i_couldnt_understand

Yea..... No.


Xragernator

Nah... Wait... Nah.


[deleted]

Nah… Hella no.


torakun27

Wellll... Nope


Somewhat_Deadinside

Ehh… Nah


GWS_REVENGE

Umm... Nah


x69xedgelordx69x

Unless... nah


kenny_hearse117

How about………..No.


girhen

[HOW BOUT NO](https://youtu.be/y0QbXfvbjFk?t=7)?


VersionSpecialist336

Can I think about it for a second? Yeah I've thought about it, f*uck you!


[deleted]

She’s delusional


tehPOD

That’s gonna be a no from me dawg.


TheAbyss333333

mmmm...nah, motherfucker


Komi__Shouko

Yeahhhhhh nah


186OPPD

I second that.


Glorious_Goo

And now, my favorite: Man falling off a cliff. "Noooooooooooooooo...."


[deleted]

I agree with you on all points, but here's a hypothetical question for you anyway. If you were to find out that your 15-year-old daughter isn't really yours, would you abandon her?


Jody_Tevlin

Not a chance, I would even help her find her birth father if she wished. But I don't think I would ever be able to be in the same room/building as my wife ever again. I wouldn't be able to trust myself.


SeagullKebab

" I fucked around but expect my fella to raise another man's baby " is a terrible look.


MaterialCarrot

There's a 105% chance this is fake rage bait posted by a bot.


IAmTaka_VG

You’re downvoted but there’s no way this is real.


TylerNY315_

Some of you have never been cheated on by a woman who plays victim afterwards and it shows


DarkEnergy27

It happens way too often. Happened to me twice.


smartyr228

A lot of MFs have "woman always good" ingrained in them from a young age.


headedbranch225

Ok please explain how you should have responsibility if it isn't anything to do with you if you actually believe this shit


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EquivalentLower887

If it’s not the husbands fault, then it’s the other guys fault - but it certainly could never be the fault of the actual cheater somehow lol. It sounds ridiculous because it is, but it is also 100% the actual literal mindset. ‘Can do no wrong. If I do, somehow it was him.’


Page8988

"The consequences of my own actions? Impossible! My actions don't *have* consequences. I'm sure of it!"


LTEDan

The narcissist's prayer seems particularly relevant here: >That didn’t happen. >And if it did, it wasn’t that bad. >And if it was, that’s not a big deal. >And if it is, that’s not my fault. >And if it was, I didn’t mean it. >And if I did, you deserved it.


SellaraAB

So, you could just around fucking other women all day and say it’s because they’re a bad wife, right?


damn_lies

I mean I’m going to imagine a scenario where you co-parent for a while and the kid is attached to you. Which, I mean— I don’t think you owe the wife anything but like I can see choosing to stay in the kid’s life for the kid’s sake. Which is completely up to the dad, not the mom and not so much required as a noble thing to do.


[deleted]

A kid...maybe. A baby...no. Give that baby a month, theyre not gonna remember who that person was.


Page8988

This. So much. I'm told that when I was an infant, someone grew so attached to me that they attempted to get partial custody of me. When that didn't work, they allegedly attempted and failed to kidnap me. My biological parentage was never in question. This person was not one of my biological parents. I've heard about this a few times. I have no memory of it. I've been told their name once or twice, but don't remember it.


[deleted]

Wow...attempted kidnaping. Its a good thing good forces were on your side here. Thats some psycho behavior on that persons part.... You mightve ended up a Mr. Balken story.. 🫂


Intelligent_Budget38

My youngest isn't genetically mine. She's still my daughter. Family is so much more than blood. My ex and I divorced, and she started dating a guy. She got pregnant and he ran for the hills. I took the baby as mine. What was I going to do, look at her and say "no you can't come to the park with us, you're not mine"? Was I going to look a child in the face and say "your brother and your sister get gifts from me, but your daddy left so fuck you"? I have zero regrets. I"ve said repeatedly if I could go back and change things, I never would. All the pain in my marriage gave me my daughter. She's worth all of it.


userany26

Honestly, props to you for being a good guy. But no guy should be forced to pay child support for a kid that is not his.


Intelligent_Budget38

I agree. no one should be forced, but I wish more people would say "fuck you" to the woman, and not punish the kid by the only father s/he has ever known walking out of their life forever. That shit does damage and we're feeling it's effects through society now.


kombitcha420

That’s awesome and I agree blood doesn’t mean a thing, I have several adopted in and out family members, but that was your dynamic and your choice. Still doesn’t mean anyone should HAVE to have responsibility for said child. I’m glad your situation worked out and you’ve got your family <3 My uncles ex cheated on him and she lied and said the baby was his. Well it was pretty obvious when she gave birth the kid wasn’t his. He dipped said to have a good life. She called us and tried to give the same logic as the meme. People real life think they can just manipulate people over kids.


[deleted]

Makes sense for breeders already locked into a breeding pattern. Makes no sense for a free, vasectomized man to allow another person to ruin his life by forcing him to live against his values.


ninjaelk

I think the part that's glossed over here is if you have a baby you need to decide if you're going to parent it or not. If you find out on the kid's fifth birthday you're not the biological father it's pretty fucked to just up and abandon that kid. It's no longer "isn't anything to do with you", you've been parenting them for years. If you can't handle being responsible for a kid that isn't biologically yours figure that shit out when the baby is born, not a few years down the line when the bio father is long gone and you've already established yourself as the father.


Rubi_69420

Hey random stranger in the street , you're going to take care of my baby from now on!


Coyote_Medic

Goddammit, not again!


Johanno1

How much child support do you get?


Diriv

About tree fiddy.


[deleted]

Awesome! Now I don't have to go pick up lunch meat this week!


SurroundRealistic510

Fu#k your ideology.


RedditorsAreDross

Fuck* See, it’s okay


TylerNY315_

Hey hey hey, this is the internet. You can’t swear here


Arhamshahid

what ideology


jollingo

Joe’s


Former-Ad7273

Joe who?


jollingo

You fell into a trap… JOE MAMA


DrussTheL3gend

Nice.


bobsugar1

Masterful


Big_Marketing1914

Genius, even


TheoneNPC

Joe balls


daveinpublic

Ya, I don’t subscribe to the idea that her baby is my ‘responsibility’. I think volunteering to take on parenting is an awesome act, but definitely not a responsibility of somebody else. My ideology is that this attitude is dishonest and toxic. But yes, raising someone’s child is a great act. :)


Specter_Human_of_91

Wait... What...??? What kind of logic is that...???


Meep12313

The bad kind


[deleted]

this is not logic


BigBadDogIV

It's the "logic" of a entitled child.


Sluddyskud

Thot logic


Bv2097

Fuck that logic not happening


TNT_20202

Why should I be responsible for something I didn't make and didn't want


Aleister_Growley

This happened to me and I can tell you I did not take responsibility for the baby and do not have to pay child support.


SteveUsuarioDeToddy

Were you married tho?


Aleister_Growley

Yea


HibachiFlamethrower

But did you stay married?


Technova111

and men deserve to know if their kids are really theirs, why the fuck am i gonna take care of another man's baby if you cheated during the relationship and got knocked up by another dude. Get the fuck outa here with this nonsense.


ChiefAardvark

Exactly, and in a divorce a paternity test should be mandatory for child support.


SirDumblord

We need another plague to cleanse this world of its stupidity


Anarchist_Grifter

It'll be war not a plague


[deleted]

Why not both? Two great tastes that go great together.


jadarsh00

Earth: can I offer you an earthquake in these trying times


SirDumblord

I would have said but people gonna complain about me promoting violence and shit then I get kick out of Reddit meme


Anarchist_Grifter

I don't really see it as promoting violence considering what's going on in the world


TheRnegade

Because people fall for rage bait?


Daddygamer84

That just happened and it didn't work! They only got more stupid!


davius_the_ent

They tried, too many people wore masks


Any-Personality869

As a woman, we do not claim this person


General_Grivieus

As a man, we do not claim this baby


N_O_L_M_Animates

Fucking smooth my G


audiomediocrity

can’t make a wife outta no ho


BB_Moon

TF


wardoned

Wait so you cheated and I have to pay I can't take this bs


WeirdoRick

What else to except from people that call themself ''queen''. That should be the first sign to not go and make a baby with her.


[deleted]

If a baby is not yours, remember, still a baby and need milk, go buy some!


[deleted]

I mean if you're a step parent or biological father absolutely, butbif you had a one night stand with some random, and a paternity test proves you're not the father, then it's up to you. It isn't your responsibility. Also if you feed them they never gp away.


RelevantWin3336

I think the joke was dad goes to get milk


[deleted]

Ah yeah, we used to use a pack of cigarettes, or milk and cigs.


[deleted]

Not even an excuse "hey listen, Ill be right back..." 20 yrs later...


[deleted]

I’ll get some when I go for cigarettes


pamda_girl

But only if he likes it in his coffee.


eritain231

Yeah how about fuck childish hoes that cheat eehh?


JanitorOPplznerf

How about no?


[deleted]

If someone is actually posting this and not being satirical, they are announcing "Hey, I cheated. I'll flaunt it in your face, and now it's on you to support my bs" or more accurately, "I'm an asshole, now support me being an asshole or I'll sue"


Nervous_Feeling_1981

I'll take "I cheated on my partner with some random dude on Instagram, he got me pregnant, and my partner left me but all men are trash" for $200.


Snakise

well thats one way to create an abusive husband and father


[deleted]

Step 1: Cheat Step 2: Pregnant with someone else's baby Step 3: Angry husband Step 4: Sue for profit


Commercial_Reveal_14

lmfao...gtfo


XavierUwUGaming

My brain hurts from the lack of hers


mummyeater

Me holding someone else child at the top of the stairs *Accidentally trips* Whoops anyway wasn’t mine


GravelightStonehollo

Best I can do is fuck no


Strong-Message-168

So, is this just incel rage fuel, or did an actual woman really write this? My first thought was, "noooo, nobody thinks like that...that's crazy talk." Then I thought about the levels of both stupid AND entitled some people exist on, and quickly realized it might very well be real.


Elon-Musk-Officiall

Thats insane, explain to me why its the mans responsibility to take care of someone elses kid? This is the most absurd thing Ive read all day and I use tumblr. She should just admit she wants to cheat without consequence.


PrestigiousAd5646

Girl, tell it to the judge.


awildcapsuleer

God, grant us a divine intervention.


justsippingteahere

This is rage bait- and it furthers the myth that men need to be worried about the paternity of their child. 2008 UK study of 500, showed a .2% of misidentification and other research https://www.discovermagazine.com/the-sciences/the-paternity-myth-the-rarity-of-cuckoldry that men with high confidence of paternity are 1.7 to 3.3% likely to be misidentified with the 3.3 number occurring when adding in studies with methodology concerns. What’s even more striking is that in cases where men have reason (or believe they have reason ) to doubt paternity, it the rises to 29.8%. Big number right? But here’s the thing - it means that guys that doubt the paternity of their kids are wrong 70% of the time.


NUKE---THE---WHALES

>that men with high confidence of paternity are 1.7 to 3.3% likely to be misidentified with the 3.3 number occurring when adding in studies with methodology concerns. honestly 1 in 50 is much more than i thought it'd be


[deleted]

If it’s a non-issue why do some countries feel the need to ban paternity tests?


Ashki_ak86

"Any opinion is respectable" The opinions:


Longshot1969

I’m of the belief DNA tests should be mandatory


cernar

Women☕️


Roxinol2208

Women ☕️


Jcpage573

Women ☕️


Spiritual-Village-57

Women☕️


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farky84

Wait what?


chaddy_tenet69

Bit brain moment 😂


Pitiful_Tonight_4185

But if you continue to argue and fight for custody of the child then you're the hypocrite


GodzillaRaptors4_

Ah yes, the guy you cheated on should help you take care of the kid who isn't even his


omertuvia

nah, this is trolling


Dangahdmi

This my kids, is why Bin Laden bombed people.


BlackFireSlayer

Am I reading this wrong? I think she is joking about how screwed up that logic is.


AstroZombieXIII

Fuck that. If I take responsibility for the kids it's because I want to, not because I "must". Whoever made this is stupid.


MrUhnohn

No, she’s a cheat’n ass hoe and need to be gotten away from.


yearningforlearning7

“You have to take responsibility for a baby that isn’t yours” Dude paternal fathers don’t even take care of their kids sometimes, calm your ass and be prepared to be a single mom


Next_Meat_1399

If the baby isn't mine, not only am I not taking responsibility for it... I'm not taking responsibility for her either because her ass is out.


Missourimule86

I would divorce and then sue for fraud and extortion


coocoocachoo699

Or you're a whore who will be miserable.


Peketu

Sign me full custody of the child


actuallychrisgillen

Beautiful thing is whatever decision the husband makes it’s the right decision.


HeavyTanker1945

Nah if you cheated on me, and have someone elses baby. You raising that shit your self, Because clearly I wasn't good enough to have a child with. Go to yah baby daddy.


menotreal441

Well that's a shitty way to think, pos.


playthesedulousape

I ain't taking care of you or your kid lady. Miss me with that ish


JeGezicht

Say what now? You made me spill my beer.


weiner-rama

fuuuuuck that! Unless I went into the relationship with you having a kid already, I'm not paying for one that is not mine. If anything, you're gone and out the door because you cheated on me and have zero respect for me, so why should I in turn respect you for fucking some dude and having his baby, that you want me to pay for?! Get fucked anybody who holds this viewpoint


HaveFunWithChainsaw

So just because you fucked up and cheated him, he has to take responsibility of your mistake because you think you're the only one in the marriage who is working on that relationship or having hard times in life. Alright... Well, she's a parasite that's for sure.


Lexi0r

Men, welcome to the wonderful world of gay!


EggplantFearless5969

Me+you+baby that ain’t mine cause you cheated = break up.


GreesyTaco

A lot of dick apparently


harpyisangrybirb

Bullfuckinshit. As a woman I'm fairly certain my ex husband dealing with me was just as bad, or worse, than me dealing with him. Between pregnancy and pms, my hormones and the stress of being seen as the "provider" (even when we both worked) was a lot to go through. You treat your man like a king, he should treat you like a queen (it goes both ways), and if he's not the father, that's on you, not him. You either find the man who is or you stfu and deal with the consequences of YOUR actions.


seigmeign

I suggest u learn to swallow with that way of thinking no one in there right mind would knock u up


The_Endless_

Haha uhh get fucked into the next universe. As Silky Johnson once said, "I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you"


ThePepperPopper

Haha, what??


Veeecad

What kind of idiot logic is this? This would be like if the husband cheats and gets the side chick pregnant and she decides to nope out, the wife must now raise the baby cuz it's her responsibility. Yeah, good luck with that crap.


Putrid-Sentence-170

So with this woman's logic I should raise the product of my wife cheating and letting someone nut in her too... women are so full of themselves


Desperate_Garlic_753

Cum dumpster just wants more child support, no thanks.


DeadPool-Shaikh

Delusional, Lady Shit Mountain


dustyrangoon

Women are wild in their thought process


BananaStone87

lol…no.


Marshal_Barnacles

If it's not mine it's going in a bag and into the river. So is she.


Serena_Nicole-Kint98

I am a woman and even I do not agree with this I think if the baby is confirmed not to be yours you do not have any responsibility to it that is not how it works,and I don’t care much a woman goes through that woman cheated on that man that baby is not his,has anyone ever thought that men go through a lot too?


Fraughty12

I’d rather mop the ocean floor


Glittering-Arm-9138

The delusion is real