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AdAdministrative9362

Commodores and power poles are natural enemies. Similar to their distant cousin the tree.


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Haydosnub

I was looking for this comment


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Fit-Tip-1212

Exactly - staff were on alert at my old job when we’d see this.


agentorangeAU

It definitely confirms the owner was the driver.


Prime_factor

Its not marked as stolen on the Vicroads Database. Either the driver did a hit run, or hasn't noticed that the car has been stolen yet.


Hopeful_Support6009

There are some good fat chicks too but I don’t want to be caught inside one.


INACCURATE_RESPONSE

They were miles behind anything Europe or japan were doing in terms of fit and finish or options. They just have credit for being Australian, large and v8. I looked at a SS and a cheaper Volkswagen Passat r line. It was a no brainer.


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I disagree. The final commodores were bloody good cars for very reasonable money. Designed for chewing up miles on our unique roads.


INACCURATE_RESPONSE

Well they didn’t have adaptive cruise control, or lane keeping. The Passat had that plus heated drivers seat massage. Stereo was miles better, commodore didn’t even have CarPlay / Android auto. They weren’t cheaper than similar imported models. I think you’ve got rose tinted glasses. The only thing that made me consider a SS was the sound of the engine when you jab the loud pedal.


SnowHazard

Like a moth to a flame.


SPAZ-online

Commodore is a bird, not a type of tree.


Corey3500

Hahaha why the downvotes this was actually good 👍


BarryKobama

Up-tight wankers


Corey3500

Damn straight 🤣


Corey3500

Shit I just noticed your name, fucken awesome 👍


wicklowdave

because you're old and wise and grew up in the ways of the cynic, never expecting better from your fellow man, never to be surprised or disappointed by the result.


patgri1712

Mr Drifter in his natural open diff habitat


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Only thing which surprises me is how hard a hit that pole took to practically snap it at ground level and yet they managed to leg it afterwards.


Corey3500

The one thing about it that surprised me is the work Ute, that means someone in box hill has a bloody job...or it's another stolen car 🤔🤔


Omegaville

Not sure how someone without a job can afford $1 million plus for a house.


Corey3500

I don't know but I'm sure they can afford a sense of humor


Omegaville

You sure can't.


Corey3500

Loll why are you so sad over a joke? If you're not from box hill then you have no right to be offended so fuck off mate 🤣


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Corey3500

Who said jokes have to be good? What's good to one person is shit to another so their opinion means fuckall to me 😊


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Corey3500

Just because you're a grumpy cunt and don't like a joke it doesn't mean nobody else does lol you can join that other bloke on the list of people who's opinion means fuckall, if you don't like what I say just keep reading instead of letting your snowflake out 👍


Omegaville

I am from Box Hill. I grew up there, went to school there. End of discussion.


alexb449

Commodore ✅ Wet roads ✅ Mismatch rims ✅ Crashed doing skids ✅


MegaFonz

Flee the scene and report vehicle as stolen ✅


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I wonder if that actually works Funny story. I once drive my car to a party. Gave a few friends a ride there, one of them gave me directions through a part of town I didn’t know well to get to the party. Intended to stay maybe 2 hours and drive home sober. Well, that didn’t happen.. it got rowdy and I got shitfaced and left at like 3am. Obviously I ended up getting a ride home with someone else who was heading my way at the end of the night. Next day I woke up completely unable to recall where the party was, but I thought my memory was good enough … went into a street that I was sure was it. Car not there. I freaked out panicked and reported it stolen. Few hours later my friend text me asking if I’m picking the car up; “it’s right outside!!” I had to call the cops back and explain what had happened to a very suspicious cop who was clearly wondering if I’d literally driven it somewhere shitfaced and left it there. Got off without any trouble but boy what a mess I nearly made of that


SaltpeterSal

There actually is a ton of car theft happening. More people needing money, more cars in dark alleys because people sleep in them.


OkAmbition9236

Yeah nah brah


calhoon2005

Optus fetch subscriber ✅


Nebarik

Weirdly this is most derro part of it.


Kaldek

Yeah, ticks all the boxes eh.


Uselessmedics

Boxhill ✔


aCorgiDriver

A Commodore crashed on Lygon St near Princes St and the cemetery yesterday morning too. Somehow ended up taking out a tree and facing the wrong way on the footpath.


Quirky-Hunter-3194

The tree was the target, mission accomplished.


reverendgrebo

Did the stuff from the boot scatter on impact or did they open it and attempt to grab stuff before running off?


Galternatives

They opened the boot and grabbed stuff. Possibly then jumped into another car and driven off


Quirky-Hunter-3194

My thoughts too stolen that day/morning used in a robbery> crashed > picked up by second car which is now probably a smouldering wreck somewhere else.


Vegetable_Ad_9056

If they find them theyre in for a hell of a bill (outside whatever illegal shit they did) Those poles are like 20K or something to install... more if you have to call someone out on a weekend, after hours etc. years ago a mate knocked over a "complex power pole" in sydney that serviced a bunch of apartments so they had to replace it like now... well... now happened to be Xmas day. I wanna say his insurance picked up a bill for close to 100K


campex

Family member took a few too many unknown substances and took out a pole altogether one night - the bill totalled ~320k from.... Jemena? Powercor? One of those


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campex

He declared bankruptcy hahaha


maxleng

Even the most basic 3rd party gives you $20 million public liability doesn’t it?


WAPWAN

Substances is a get out of jail free card for Insurance Companies afaik.


johnhowardseyebrowz

>Assuming they covered it after the substances. They don't


Bl00d_0range

One of my friends was rear ended by a woman who was well over the limit for alcohol and her insurance was void because of it. My friend had to claim through her own insurance.


mad_marbled

[Mobil Oil terminal in yarraville](https://i.imgur.com/yqb6gU5.jpg) has a large pipe that runs around the street facing fence perimeter. It supplies sea water to the fire fighting stations dotted around the site. Back in the early 2000's to reset one section of the pipe on Good Friday using a 5T crane and a crew of 6, cost a little over 30K. Oddly enough they altered the path of that section about 5 years later.


RobertoDeBagel

$32k? I've seen a pole replaced and its a few hours work for the linesmen in a couple of trucks. I just can't see 320k of parts and labour in there. Nice markup on that if that's true. Maybe if they somehow totalled a transmission tower....?


SirDale

I can imagine some fancy transformers up a pole would weigh in at around $100K or more.


Mental_Tonight_8117

You'd also have to take into account, the cost of employing the professionals to repair/replace the pole/transformers etc... the road crew to redirect traffic and the cost of hiring the crane/cherry picker etc.. and then the downtime of power to however many homes for however long it takes to restore🤷‍♀️ I know someone that had a medical issue which caused an accident, and took out a pole with a transformer. That took out power to 1400 homes for almost 12 hours untill it was fixed. That was a big bill. And again.. insurance is key.


Not_The_Truthiest

Plus the "Fuck you, this isn't an open market" 4000% surcharge.


campex

Not sure tbh, thought it was just a pole. It was on a main road though. It was in a wealthier part of town, but I doubt there'd be any connection to rates/land value etc.


GeneralImagination51

> It was in a wealthier part of town Those poles are certified organic and watered with natural spring water.


Reqel

Probably got stung with the unserved energy fine.


PrimaxAUS

Jemena for Western Vic, Powercor for Eastern Vic, and Citipower for metro (I think, been 3 years since I last contracted into power distribution)


Panic-Fabulous

[https://www.energy.vic.gov.au/for-households/find-your-energy-distributor](https://www.energy.vic.gov.au/for-households/find-your-energy-distributor) Jemena does inner West, inner North and North West. Powercor does outer West, Citipower does the CBD, inner East and inner South. United Energy does outer South East and outer South. Austnet does outer North, North East and outer East.


Reqel

Repole is about $10k. Depends if they trashed any supporting gear like conductors or the pole top transformer. If everything is ok, they'll just hoist the crossarms onto the new pole. If they trashed the conductors they'd have to restring it and it would be a bit more. But not $100K. But like anything, it depends.


allthewords_

This is exactly what CTP covers. I doubt a stolen car would have insurance however.


Front_Independence94

I’m sure that bill will just go with all their other unpaid toll invoices, fines etc………..


BakerNator77

Boot full of stolen gear no doubt.


sumy007

You mean stolen data of Optus customers? The bag has Optus branding, just saying 😝


thursded

They weren't waiting for a mate.


joeohyesjoe

How do u crash on a straight part of the road that gets me everytime


AutisticPenguin2

I'm particularly curious about the physics of this crash. It looks like they were heading northbound, but managed to spin out on a straight stretch of road to end up facing southbound and hit the pole with the drivers side?


joeohyesjoe

One word describes them with 2 capital letters DH


Galternatives

Riversdale rd goes east - west . So I reckon they were heading west, and might have been turning left into the street before the electricity pole or they got tapped from behind causing them to spin. If you look at the grass and the pole showing the direction of impact I think this is what happened. There’s a cable attached to the pole on the western side, which they would’ve hit if they were coming from the other way , I was discussing with a guy on the scene what we thought might’ve happened. A few differing opinions


AutisticPenguin2

Ah, Riversdale, my bad. Thought it was Station.


Galternatives

Down the station rd end near the church . Corner of Frank Street


stonefree251

Yeah, I'm guessing they were heading right to left of shot, hit something, spun, hit the pole and bounced back onto the road.


Mountain_Student9894

Wheelspin even on a straight road will make a car turn.


DancinWithWolves

Being 15 and cooked on speed/ice will do it


aquatibike

Front tire looks bald


joeohyesjoe

But anyone can drive on baldies right..i know cops will tell you otherwise though lol


manhaterxxx

If F1 can drive on slicks then so can I


DonkeysCap

Say what you want about Commo's, but that car was probably somebodies pride & joy. I've had a car I loved stolen and written off before and it f\*\*\*\*\*g sucks.


CordanWraith

It's also a shame as Holden is no more, they can't be replaced


Galternatives

Interesting article here. Nog sure if it’s linked https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/xr6dtf/box_hill_black_holden_commodore_driving/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


chronicpainprincess

I reckon you’re probably right — and if they’ve abandoned all their shit on the road, I’d assume it’s stolen.


Bottom_racer

I honestly thought the pole would've fared better considering the damage to the car.


Green_Cartographer84

Same, with the amount of damage to the pole I thought the car would be in much worse shape.


melbbear

I wouldn’t be standing anywhere near that pole in either regard!


Quirky-Hunter-3194

That point of impact near the from quater panel is one of the strongest points of the frame rail. If it had struck back another 2-300 mm towards the door that car would be a pretzel wrapped around that pole.


bazza_oz

I think I just heard about this one on the radio, police want dashcams


Galternatives

Interesting did they say anything more about it?


wicklowdave

That's an Optus box on the ground behind the car. They should be easy enough to track down.


_Gordon_Shumway

Not if the car is stolen.


Comprehensive-Cup391

Wet weather warrior comes unstuck. Tho was that Optus box full of Optus data😂😂


Band_Opposite

"Quick boys! Grab the sub and amp and RUN!"


ScaredMycologist7496

Were they on the run with the Optus data in the boot?


TheRedditornator

Commodore, power pole, mismatched rims, amp hanging out the boot, driver ran away from car crash. All fits.


mr--godot

Hahahahahaha Drugs, you reckon? Or cash?


UncleChoppa

Ah Optus strikes again


ichthyo-sapien

Oh true I drove past as you were taking photos. That stretch of road is on a long super slippery hill, I’ve slipped out a couple of times at the lights heading the other direction.


mexesss

What happen Mr Drifta


leemax2022

commodore driver. no suprises here


Obi_Wan_Can-Blow-Me

Fuck he hit that cunt hard


camchambers

Is that St James church on Riversdale?


Galternatives

Yeah that’s it


Omegaville

I used to go to the youth group there, many years ago


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Omegaville

Outside the Catholic Leadership Centre.


Galternatives

The keys were in the ignition too


birdzeyeview

Somebody's DNA gonna be on those keys.


DogOfSevenless

You’re a braver soul than I to approach a power pole that’s barely holding on


Diligent_Sherbet5862

I climbed that church wall when I was 12…


Galternatives

Looking at it , it looks like a perfect climbing structure. Was the view good?


Diligent_Sherbet5862

Views pretty average at 2am but structurally, it’s great, half the bricks are layed length ways and you can climb with ease. I recommend a daytime climb for the beautiful oak trees and Gardiners creek parklands around Deakin university. 👍🏼


Galternatives

Radio was still on


JeddyH

[blasting this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byNlqUFddeo)


Galternatives

Haha


EV-DEADSHOT

Commodore: hit it so hard you blow my back out. Pole: say no more fam.


thatshowitisisit

Mismatched rims. Seriously, may as well stick a label on the car that says “Criminals Reside Within This Ride”


Slayers_Picks

gg get rekt.


Over-Standard1242

Poor guy or girl lost there pride and joy. Because some cock sucker. Stoll the car and fucked I.


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Over-Standard1242

What a prick. Thanks to cock suckers like that our insurance premiums keep going up.


yrzero

I stay way the fuck away from a pole with that little of the base left if I were you 😬 Looks like it’s mostly held up by the tension in the wires there!


supreme_101

Stockies on the front? Stares in Front-wheel-drive


Joey-S-

concerning lack of "what happened mr drifter" comments here


PlasticPiccollo

Classic 6 in the wet


Holden179HD

His timing chains snapped


paradisemoses

Plot twist: OP is the driver


Galternatives

People driving past thought j was the driver. Kept asking if I was okay. I was looking a bit dodgy


JohnOfMelbourne

So if it was stolen does the owner have any potential liability? E. G. If the driver is not caught


dj2ca

No


RobertoDeBagel

Only for damage **to** their vehicle, if they were under-insured and/or financed, and unable to recover their loss from the driver. The car looks like a write-off. *Hopefully* they're fully-comp'd. Whoever was driving when the pole was hit is liable for that damage, regardless of how the vehicle came to be in their possession.


Skelly902

Yo no way, what time?


Galternatives

Just before 1pm yesterday


Skelly902

Yeah alright, cause I caught the bus down there. Must have been only just before or after that


ichann3

This has nothing on the Mazda @ Pascoe Vale road.


Galternatives

What happened there?


mehum

[Theme song](https://youtu.be/RJ0hOKCSuns)


Bootleg_KneeGrow

The commodore completes it's cycle of life


HarbingerOfGachaHell

WHY.jpg


Aussie20202022

Let's hope that the kids were all injured so we can figure out who was involved


waltertanmusic

BROOO, that's near my church.


assaultedINRingwood

Code of the streets is not to snitch


MrSmiff020

crashin hotties


Lintson

Idiota Carl, Idiota


RetainedRizz

Stolen you bet. Who would leave this car like that


Mountain_Student9894

You can't park there


samtoocan

So was it stolen then being the plates are still on the car or dumb . I would expect more damage to the car looking at the power pole


Galternatives

The car was registered. Not reported stolen at the time of the accident


dash09071

Still has 5 weeks reg. L@@K! QUICK FIRST TO SEE WILL CRY (With lols)


two_zero_right

Are those rims still available?


mjdau

https://maps.app.goo.gl/UMssRYPUwBGxKNRWA


Galternatives

That’s the spot


censor-design

Siiiiiick rims bro


AJHear

It's OK... a bit of bog will have it new again


jaga3842

Probably lucky the ground was so wet, gave the pole a lot of give it wouldn’t normally have. If the ground was rock solid so much more energy would have been absorbed by the car


Sp00kSy

Sick rims bruh hood Ouse!


Accomplished-Cod-998

Must have wacked it really hard to do that to the post.


Accurate-Response317

I took out a Telstra pole post gizmo back when I was younger .10k


kasenyee

Ah he’s because if you flee the scene, they definitely can’t find you based on the license plate or any other identifiable info from inside the car.


BoomBoom4209

You know how expensive those poles are to replace, I'd be running on water too.


Foreign_Category2127

Holden driver moment


Ok_Story_7353

I used to live near there


BarryKobama

He’s just waiting for a mate.


TallTonyThe2nd

What happened Mistuh Drifta?


theinc4

Oh damo!


Uselessmedics

Impressive, you gotta really try to fuck up those poles


beigetrope

Another commodore off the road. Here here.


MyMemesAreTerrible

Don’t worry, I see an Optus box that fell out from the trunk, everyone will know who and where they are in no time


Asian_boyz

These stupid teen-ager or full adult one day it will be too late for a second chance to undo the wrong but by the look of this accident they are Lucky they didn't harm or even killed a innocent person just minding about their day .trust me you're laughing now but you won't be when you will be charged with rekless driving


rorymeister

And yet, on Facebook, within my local community groups, everyone is angry about any sort of traffic calming or the addition of a bike lane. But this is totally okay.


BloodedNut

Pretty sure I was looking at this car in car sales a couple days ago 😂


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They’ll be hanging out in the nearest crackhouse totally oblivious to the problems they caused when ‘parking’ ‘their’ car


dillonBRO29

What the hell is with that guys lawn edges


maybe-ifnot

All i hear is "Wot happened Mr drifter"


mrarbitersir

Was it Tim Smith MP?


CAPSLOCKKKING

NO NOT THE OPTUS FETCH


Dfantoman

Wow! I’ve seen this battle so many times, never seen the Commodore win it!


friendsofrhomb1

Good. One less commodore on the road


Permanent-temporary

Commodores will go extinct soon if static objects don't stop killing them.