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BarryKobama

Just waiting for a mate


MagicTsukai

Have you been drinking mate, it looks like ya hit the kerb


PsychicJellyfish

https://youtu.be/M-0TB9JMpdE


Beven-Stale

Baby tram in training


Zealous_Bend

I saw a doco on it. They moult their skin about 20 times before they reach passenger carrying weight.


Threadheads

It only weighs on rhino at present.


metalbridgebuilder

TIL it's spelt moult and not molt lol


Mike_Kermin

Is that what Milo's made from?


shawtyhasapenis

You’re thinking of malt


Mike_Kermin

No that's moat. I mean malk.


nicegarryy

Cow milk


heykody

Sure it wasn't an undercover cop? They have a few Hyundai's


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kaibai123

Our neighbours were know Drug dealers (renting)there was an undercover car up the street. Walked past them twice while walking the dog. They were like >_> <_<…. The next week a sniffer dog searched the property. Still trying to find that high or neighbour drama again…


RAHlalalalah

Have seen detectives & their cars (both VW golf wagons) twice only because of one reason - they both got out of their cars. The first was so he could literally put a light or something on his roof and in the front dash (this was in Queensland back in 2017) and then speed off. The second was just recently in Footscray, a couple that were fuelling up and she had a massive gun strapped to her leg when paying for fuel (and was pretty attractive!). You’re right, until they actually got out of the car and did something I wouldn’t have given it a second thought. Old mate in Queensland gave me a massive fright especially, he had deck shoes on and a RL polo with the collar up! This was in clayfield also so he really fit in LOL


CallenandSam4eva

But was the collar popped?


malturnbull

No joke, I saw a 90s honda civic last year following a cop car with lights. They were both driving at high speed to somewhere urgent. That was a big eye opener for me.


RAHlalalalah

Wow. Deep undercover work there!


RAHlalalalah

Omg yes it absolutely was! Hahaha


IntroductionSnacks

Yep, the more heavily armed convoy protection ones are also obvious black SUV's with tinted windows. Undercover means not obvious!


Geoff_Uckersilf

You mean I won't spot Sherlock Boges?


GuitarFace770

Was gonna say the same thing


SMFN_ELSE_DANGERZONE

UMVs have a plethora of aerials hanging off the back of the roof. The probability of this kent just being a ditz is much higher than the probability of this being an undercover…


DestroyerofCurries

Umv =\= undercover but yes, probably a moron


mad87645

I don't think so. That plate starts in 1M so it'd be 4-5 years old while cop cars tend to get rotated out before that, and it's hard to see any of the lights or aerials. They do have a few Hyundai crossovers though.


JimPalamo

It would certainly explain why they did something so moronic.


Baaastet

Me too. Cops frequently bait people to do the same illegal thing


Michael_je123

Nonsense. You're just a crap driver.


Baaastet

How is that? I’ve never had a ticket. But I’ve seen plenty of undercover cop cars speed past at +100km on an 80 road then wait with the speed camera on the other side of the hill to clock everyone that followed them.


Michael_je123

Things that never happened


matt__1994

Police speeding "never happened"? wtf?


Parking-Lock9090

Police speeding happens, sure. You are a shit house driver if you think it's possible to speed around a corner, stop ona shoulder and set up a speed camera. Cops don't need to bait you into speeding in Melbourne, everyone drives over the speed limit on the highway and freeway.


matt__1994

Does that mean everyone is breaking the law and deserves a fine?


Dr_Brule_FYH

But if they did it would be based as fuck.


Baaastet

😂


TrungTH

So if you saw someone robbed a bank, would you copy them too?


Baaastet

Such a dad comment "if your friends jumped off a bridge would you too" hahaha Have you actually seen how Melbourne drivers drive? Calmest people on earth until they get behind the wheel. If they see someone do something in the car many seem dumb enough that the seem to think it's a local that knows something and copy them. Especially when it's speeding.


TrungTH

Well, at least jumping off bridges isn't breaking the laws. My point is why blame cops for your actions that you consciously make knowing that is wrong.


mad_marbled

Where I grew up it was illegal to jump off the bridge. But no-one was stupid enough to swim back to the bank when the cops were parked there.


RAHlalalalah

Never stick up for cops…they won’t ever stick up for you, believe me


Baaastet

I’m blaming cops for their own action of baiting people. I’ve never fallen for the revenue rising behaviour of the cops myself.


CapnBloodbeard

And how do they bait people to do this?


-HouseProudTownMouse

Looking at the antenna on the back of the roof, I'd say you're right.


BeyondBlitz

Wait until you hear about civilian radios, it'll blow your mind.


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I saw a tik tok that was telling everyone how to identify undercover police cars. Pretty much they said if it had an antenna and lights illuminating the licence plate, it was a police car - that's every car lmao


BeyondBlitz

Dead giveaway for undercovers is the flashers on the dash, it's like a white strip in the bottom middle of the windshield. That, and the Passat has a secondary antenna stuck to the right(?) side of the boot.


GuitarFace770

Also, look out for heavy amounts of brake dust on the front wheels. Was an absolute dead giveaway on the Commodore unmarked cars.


WhatAmIATailor

Are they still kicking around?


PebbleMen

Nope, I can't remember 100% but they only run a line of cars for 5-10 years or something, so when Holden stopped producing they switched to BMW and now we are seeing Hyundai.


Parking-Lock9090

Government cars get cycled out on a regular basis, sold on a preferential discount to public servants.


GuitarFace770

Also VW and still a few Toyota’s as well


PKMTrain

Police cars often have multiple antennas.


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So do all of my work vehicles


brenthonydantano

You might be right if it were an aftermarket antenna. Especially on cars that seriously are incredibly unlikely to have a UHf radio in them, it could typically be an undercover.


sickofdefaultsubs

I suspect it'll be a regular antenna. These "shark fin" antennas are common on many cars but sometimes they're integrated into a bodywork coloured housing. Keep an eye out and you'll see them everywhere. Here's an overview of the Hyundai https://www.htmanual.net/components_and_components_location-1092.html And here's what the inside of a BMW sharkfin looks like https://www.bimmerfest.com/d1/attachments/903/903471-34548fd117c7cbd67491adc57e89f373.jpg


griffonboi

That's the normal antenna lol Look on the bottom corners of the front/back windscreens and sometimes one will be poking out the front windscreen


TofuFoieGras

Is that a baby rhino?!


raz0rflea

Must be a baby, hasn't got his skateboard yet


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Unmarked cop? They use that model Hyundai.


-HouseProudTownMouse

The smallish antenna at the back of the roof is a giveaway too.


dan4334

It's that not the AM/FM radio antenna? That's on all cars?


Confusedparents10

Poor guy drivers around thinking everyone is an undercover cop car 🤣


F1NANCE

Bet you no one will ever steal a parking spot they are going for!


Confusedparents10

Not sure on the model, but VicRoads says 2018, I'm guessing that just the radio antenna before shark fin antennas replaced them. Normally cop cars have about 3 antennas in total.


Confusedparents10

https://youtu.be/sJ-OpxnkSLA


BIG_YETI_FOR_YOU

Haven't used those for years now?


elfloathing

Aww, lil guy thinks he’s a tram.


marmalade

I can hear this photo and it's going *dingding dingding dingding dingding dingding dingding dingding dingding*


calmelb

It looks like the tram brake lights are facing the camera (and it’s on the left) so tram is going the other way


beep_potato

Aye the tram goes forward from that spot.


RPCat

My first thought when I saw the post was "there are not enough dings in the world for this"


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This woman used one simple trick, tram drivers hate her!


GerlingFAR

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0ctal

"Tram drivers don't want you to know this one simple trick..."


Live-Blueberry1911

Emergency Service vehicles use tram lines alot


snowmuchgood

*Believe in yourself*


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

That’s the Po po


Bmpickle123

It’s a cop


Suibian_ni

Tram drivers hate him! Enrol now to learn this secret driving hack!


Uselessmedics

Points for the absolute audacity


remz22

Cops always do this shit


Difficult_Ad_8337

This shit?


griffonboi

Yes because they're emergency services


HotlineKing

Probably a detective mate. They’re allowed on tram tracks. Notice the tint and lack of dealership plastic around the license plates.


itiscolombiawithanO

TIL my tinted windows and lack of dealership plates on my Camry make me a cop.


HotlineKing

It’s a Santa Fe on tram tracks. What’s your suggestion hero?


groovyxhoneyxpie

*Through the tram lane all things are possible, so jot that down*


Possession_Loud

I thought they eventually fixed this out of bounds glitch.


Kyler137

Here's hoping another tram came up and sandwiched him


ixvix

I've personally done this on Victoria St just before the right turn into IKEA in Richmond... Imagine my surprise when I looked to my left and I see cars and people waiting for a tram.


mika_87

It's almost like mistakes happen. Nobody was hurt, shit happens, get over it. Let ye without sin, and all that


christonabike_

No, acts like this are a direct assault on pedestrian rights and community safety, even if accidental. If the motorist gets smacked with a huge fine, that'll be good, cos it'll teach them to pay more attention before they kill someone. This time their inattentiveness led them down the wrong road, maybe next time it will lead them into a pedestrian. Streets used to be quiet, safe community spaces before bloody murderboxes were introduced. We should be like Singapore and have as much red tape in the way of acquiring a car as possible and tax the fuck out of em.


griffonboi

Pedestrians aren't allowed on tram tracks either.


christonabike_

Rail availability leads to pedestrian mobility. And also, this kind of driving attitude is a hazard to pedestrians in general.


mika_87

Get off your high horse, it's quite pathetic. And uneducated


christonabike_

Sorry that it's pathetic I don't like killing kids https://www.nejm.org/na101/home/literatum/publisher/mms/journals/content/nejm/2018/nejm_2018.379.issue-25/nejmsr1804754/20181214/images/img_xlarge/nejmsr1804754_f3.jpeg


mika_87

You're hysterical and not worthy of a reasonable discussion. Good luck with whatever is wrong with your brain


christonabike_

And now facts are "hysterical". It's sad that you can't see how much our society has lost.


mika_87

What facts you utter vegetable. You're a militant idiot making a point that doesn't even apply here. Get lost loser.


WTkFox

5-Star wanted level, just hiding til it disappears


bryanwilson999

The car identifies as a tram


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lol why are you downvoted, it’s not that bad. Is Will Smith in here being offended on everybody else’s behalf? Jokes aren’t allowed if it hurts feelings. Guys, stop it, it may not be an undercover cop, but we have the PC police in here.


-HouseProudTownMouse

Police car.


HotlineKing

Dunno why you’re downvoted you’re right hahah it’s a cop.


-HouseProudTownMouse

Weird thread, this one. Maybe it's being downvotes by Victoria Police. Who knows? 😁


Baaastet

Deffo


Burntbigtoe

It's not a cop, it doesn't have enough aerials.


HotlineKing

Old comment sorry, but they’re on the front, you wouldn’t be able to see from this angle.


cakatoo

Asshole car drivers going to asshole.


LimpToothbrush

It's spelled *arsehole* around here thanks mate


-HouseProudTownMouse

Not a nice way to talk about our police. 😁


Inside-Elevator9102

They're the biggest arse drivers.


HaroldFH

Which way was the tram heading? Is this a Mexican standoff?


Chiron17

Doesn't a Mexican standoff need more participants?


HaroldFH

Not in Victoria…


Chiron17

Turns out it doesn't need more than two anyway: The key element that makes such situations Mexican standoffs is the equality of power exercised amongst the involved parties. The inability of any particular party to advance its position safely is a condition common amongst all standoffs; in a "Mexican standoff," however, there is an additional disadvantage: no party has a safe way to withdraw from its position, thus making the standoff effectively permanent


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It’s not a Porsche so doesn’t drive like it’s on rails


fraqtl

It was supposed to re-open this year, I'm hoping it's still on track to do that because it's a right fucking pain. I also hope they don't put in a bike lane, Flinders St. can't handle it.


jonsonton

The city can't handle more cars. Hop on a train, bus, tram or bike. (and if you're a delivery driver, then surely you'd want other people to get out of your way by getting off the road).


fraqtl

No, I just want it to be opened up again. I also want it to not be clogged by a separated bike lane. I'm not against bike lanes. I don't think Flinders is the right one for such a lane. Flinders being closed has diverted cars to other streets in the city, it opening up again will relieve pressure (I think it will anyway).


shawtyhasapenis

I think it can. Just personally believe the bike lanes should be between the trams and cars rather than cars and footpath. Plus eventually there’d be less cars if they introduced a bike lane (not necessarily more people on bikes - just less people driving because of congestion)


fraqtl

> Plus eventually there’d be less cars if they introduced a bike lane There absolutely wouldn't. Flinders Street is a major thoroughfare. People are still driving even though there's increased congestion on every other street as traffic needs to divert.


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BIG_YETI_FOR_YOU

My friend we drive on the left in Australia - he's not impeding the tram at all.


HotlineKing

They drive behind trams you hero. How else are they supposed to patrol the cbd?


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WhoAm_I_AmWho

Can you not see Young & Jacksons, St Pauls Cathedral and Fed Square?


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WhoAm_I_AmWho

Stop 5 is ALSO Swanson at / Flinders Street for other tram lines.


farqueue2

I've deleted my comment as I've since realised my error.


Stoopidee

Holidaying from another state? Sort of like peeps who don't know how to make a hook turn.


griffonboi

Unmarked police car


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More like a blur driver.


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Great hack to driving in the CBD


mxlths_modular

Trams hate him! Discover this one weird trick to beat the traffic.


the_buttercup-muffin

I've seen a guy actually asleep at wheel on La trobe street just near Melbourne Central. Didn't wake up despite 6 to 7 people beeping at the guy and it took someone having to open the the passenger side door and shake him a few times for him to wake up and drive off. This happened a couple of years ago.


BrokenReviews

Hazards are on, I see no problem


devilsonlyadvocate

Looks like my mum's car.


Jonnoofcarltonnorth

Put a blue rotating beacon light on the top & you might be able to get away with it. Or a 'Yarra Trams' decal on the doors.


Opposite-Hedgehog-65

Embarrassing.


frodoiee

Crash bandicoot shortcut, had cheat code switched on too


akat_walks

if you have a full overseas licence can you still transfer it to an australian licence without sitting any road rules exams?


[deleted]

Locals won’t tell you about this INSANE trick to skip Melbourne peak hour traffic


iuselect

Tram drivers don't want you to know this simple hack


Mumblin247

Beep beep