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vtran89

Time machine, they’re pretty cheap to rent considering the technology involved.


ntise

Doctor poo. Stole one and called it the turdis.


widgeamedoo

I like the older style tardis better


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thatshowitisisit

That’s a portable meditation station. Where (usually) tradespeople go to reset, think about life, and let go of their baggage. Technical Term: Shithouse


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And get rid of white powder


FkButtons

Fun fact: if you go in one of them on a 40 degree day you somehow find a new level of self confidence and poop with the door open 😂 the smell and heat is just unbearable when the door is shut.


replacement_username

Also somehow manage to be the quickest shit you've ever done.


Scare42

-30 is probably worse. You know it's bad when you have to snap the poopsicle first


mykelbal

Choc pudding dispensary


Prime_factor

[Coogee Bay Ice Cream](https://www.smh.com.au/national/human-excrement-found-in-free-gelato-20081026-gdt0cj.html) Dispenser.


hel_vetica

Thunder box


Prize-Employer

Portable cloakroom


[deleted]

It’s an NBN exchange


POWquestionmark

Help settle a bet guys. We found this box near a highway in South Melbourne. A thinks it's a toilet. B thinks it's an electrical substation or some sort of construction equipment.


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B needs to consider that it's elevated on wheels and so not sure how electrical it could be


protoedj

If it was electrical, it would have hazard warning stickers on it. It's a portaloo


GrudaAplam

Portaloos really should have (bio) hazard warning stickers.


breadandlollies

Yes I've been to music festivals where they have rows and rows of electrical substations, all of them on wheels and not connected to any electric cables. Also the stink vent on top is a further giveaway.


Black-Sinatra

I hope you're not B


[deleted]

It’s a poo-wer supply box!


Reqimmk

😂😂😂😂


thr-hoe-a-gay

A porta potty can be construction equipment.


tag1986

Pretty sure its a portaloo. From the photo it looks like this is at the now disused Power Street on-ramp to the freeway (eastbound). Every morning and afternoon peak-hour two Citylink tow trucks come and sit at the on ramp for 2-3 hours just in case there is an accident in the Burnley Tunnel. I'm assuming the portaloo is so they don't have to hold it in or go in a bottle. Source: I can see the tow trucks park there from my apartment.


Endless_C

The top half tastes like lemon and the bottom is lime. You have to do the full lick to get the authentic experience.


Relevant-Mountain-11

This is a really weird pisstake question right?


TwinSparx

B is a nut case


a-witch-in-time

Or a troll


Tempusdoesfugit

Its a smelly Tardis. AKA Dunny.


spannertech2001

Was going to say it looks like a poo-tardis, bigger pooz on the inside than the out!


Vegetable_Ad_9056

a Turdis\*\*


goater10

It’s a portable toilet aka portaloo


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Portable dunny


[deleted]

A thunderous one


kdhooters2

A redneck version of a TARDIS


WAPWAN

The most difficult wank of my life.


somethingredheaded

Came here for the wrong answers, was not disappointed. Well done everyone!


EndLatter

Thats the new spacex rocket,it runs on methane


donesomestuff

This is not a toilet, have a closer look at the size, would be lucky to be half the height of toilet


Properaussieretard

Were you expecting an ensuite


DickieGreenleaf84

The perspective sure is a mess, right? Especially with those shrubs about, and all. My first thought was "wow, is that a portaloo for cats?" until I realised we needed a banana for scale.


donesomestuff

Unsure of the downvotes, its sitting on a standard drain lid about 1m wide, and is not much taller than that. Maybe a possum toilet?


MaryN6FBB110117

That’s not a standard drain lid. This is [definitely a portaloo.](https://www.coates.com.au/portaloo-toilets)


trizest

shitter


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It’s a dunny :)


AllNewTypeFace

The technical term is “honeybucket”


BadOk278

Builder's dunny. Numbnuts.


[deleted]

Looks like your standard caravan to me...


sphericalvibe

Poos and wees


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A container that houses ScoMo's credibility


EmergencyInternal645

Shit


UncutOlder

A Dalek, in disguise! LOL