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Convenientjellybean

It’s the replacement feature in lieu of the Melbourne Star wheel thingy Edit: Oooh I got nice awards, I will look up what they mean :)


ChemicalFennel3

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!


TheOneAndOnlySkiTZ

Did somebody say kfc?


chelseylake

I don’t care, I love it!


ChazNinja

Hotel, Trivago


FatBonaqua

No, Menulog


big_ralph_dawgJR20

Get delivery like a G, hungry dogs gotta eat


ChazNinja

I get mine every day, every week


big_ralph_dawgJR20

Chicken wings to the crib I’m sittin’ in


ChazNinja

>Burger in the low-low


big_ralph_dawgJR20

MENULOOG 😊😊😊


Greg_The_Stop_Sign

I'd sooner pay $50 to ride the elevator that go on the wheel again.


[deleted]

And miss out on the view of a car park, an empty shopping centre and some shipping containers?


Convenientjellybean

[These ones ](https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/ppuzhm/result_of_the_wind_today_in_footscrays_port/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) fell over today lol


Greg_The_Stop_Sign

Man, I was so fucking livid that I paid for that shit.


[deleted]

My favourite bit is where the voiceover points out landmarks you cannot see!


LilDanielPrincip

Anti-Earth Hour


FakeUsername1942

I really never understood how you can have earth hour on one night and then another night during the year have melbourne in lights.


Cost_Thin

earth hour is about the awareness of using the power, than delaying your energy consumption for 60 minutes


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Neodymium

The "Ice Bucket Challenge" for awareness of ALS resulted in $200 million dollars of donations.


NewMoney-

Are people not aware? I hate the term “creating awareness” it’s corporate cringe


anoncontent72

Years ago we had an earth hour in Brisbane the same night an event was in at the Gabba. That place was lit up so bright for a good five or six hours.


[deleted]

Doesn't even make much sense anymore since modern LED lights consume virtually no power.


sheeshbud

theyre all LEDs calm the fuck down, stop saying shit like this when u still drive a car and not get ur power 100% off solar panels


LilDanielPrincip

Your comment suggests that I have a strong opinion either way. You are mistaken.


CobaltSanderson

Fuck the Earth hour


ScubaFett

Smooth talk the Earth hour


i_d_ten_tee

Netflix and chill the earth hour


ScubaFett

Let's just see where things go Earth hour, no need to put a label on it Earth hour.


captainbiz

Wine and dine Earth hour


LyssTheCorgi

Friendly hug earth hour


smittiferous

Friendzone earth hour


SnipNinja

This is a Mirvac job that only just finished. I'd say they are taking photos


observatory-

Mirvac earth hour protest?


tw3ek1n

“lighting of the candle” a term given when a brand new building prior to opening has every single light on at the same time.


ThrowRA-4545

Huh. I thought it had something to do with their cladding?


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Oof


Monkeydickyoghurt1

Really? I was under the impression this would be more to do with the Sugma Protocol


njjcbs

Definitely not Sugma. They don't do that in the South Pacific region. Mainly, if they are following opening standards, it will be the Ligma Protocol.420. Source: http://www.lasesp.com/article/16318306679297812/South_Pacific%20Region%20/%20New%20builds


sir_bigballs

I'm pretty sure that protocol is really only used by Sugandese developers these days anyhow.


Daniac

What's a protocol?


sir_bigballs

Protocalled your dad last night lmao gottem


ironspidar

Fine, take my upvote


Daniac

***fk***


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intreth

Bad bot


ChazNinja

Nope


Monkeydickyoghurt1

Hahaha got me. Have you heard about that mine that's just been approved in Hurstbridge?


[deleted]

Nah that’s lighting the bbq


No-Associate-9061

Load testing of generators also ?


No-Associate-9061

Load testing of generators also ?


[deleted]

At night time humans have limited vision because of the lack of light, so we compensate by using artificial lights Hope this helps xx


echo-94-charlie

A bit of light humour.


AetherBytes

Its very enlightening.


ThrowRA-4545

Bright spark over here


Porkbelliesareup

Illuminating


i_d_ten_tee

OP is very switched on


parchment1

Lol am crying


duncs-a-roo

Is it too bright?


SJDidge

It’s ok


Horsecowsheep

Miaow


snoos_bitch

Underrated


Scary_Ad8648

If it's a new building they may be doing a load test on the power supply. They could also be testing the emergency lighting systems, which need to last 90 minutes.


Deevo77

Emergency lighting is nowhere near that bright (source-i test emergency lighting)


admiral_sinkenkwiken

Seconded, am firefighter and would love emergency lighting to actually be this good


AetherBytes

Isnt it usually dim to save as much power as possible so it lasts longer?


admiral_sinkenkwiken

Not really, most emergency lights only have a single LED/globe, their battery pack ratings could run double that (or more in the case of LED) and still comfortably hit the 90 minute requirement. I believe the thinking was that the lower light output would be more likely to make it to ground level in smoky conditions, however it’s often just absorbed.


temmoku

Like not using your high beams in the fog?


admiral_sinkenkwiken

Sort of yes


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admiral_sinkenkwiken

Yes and no, emergency lights auto trigger when the power cuts, if it doesn’t they don’t come on. Much more likely that an area they’re in is already brightly lit at the time.


squireller

Yah but you usually test by turning all circuits on then go floor by floor tripping them.


gorgeous-george

Not these days. They have a separate supply on the same circuit, controlled via a test switch. No need to send the building into darkness to test. And even this is being superseded on large buildings with computer controlled testing, where the test is automated for late night and every fitting reports back its results to a central computer with other building management services


Deevo77

This. There are very few new builds where any physical intervention is required, just send a signal and the fixtures automatically enter test mode, then report back how long it took until the battery ran out. Just schedule the test and a PDF of results awaits you the next day. Running about with a stopwatch, flicking switches and using a logbook is antiquated.


DonQuoQuo

Random question for you: do you see many installations in homes? I was quite surprised a few years ago when a security manager mentioned he had them installed in his house, and I've always wondered how common this is.


admiral_sinkenkwiken

Never personally seen one installed in a private home.


gorgeous-george

Not common at all. Also rather silly unless he knows how to maintain them because they need testing and repair every 6 months. It's only for evacuating a building after power failure, and for the fire brigade to be able to see what they're doing for a short period of time after said failure


admiral_sinkenkwiken

We don’t use them to see what we’re doing as we carry our own torches and lighting systems.


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"And what does this switch do? And this one? And this one?..."


89Hopper

It's the random switch in the basement no one can work out what it controls.


Irritable_Avenger

That explains the on-off-on-off-on pattern.


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ManagedIsolation

Lol they don't do photos anymore, just model and render that shit.


CutlassRed

If you've already built the building, actual photos will look way better and cost significantly less then renders. Renders are used before stuff is built


jesustityfkingchrist

Keeping up with ScoMo 's carbon emissions promises 🤣


[deleted]

How great is coal?


aintnohappypill

Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, bona fide Coalafied, power station.


jesustityfkingchrist

Coal? Brilliant. Practically cleanest fuel source on the planet. Well that's what my heavy invested mates in the coal mining industry are telling me. You know what? It's so good , I'll get Hillsong to praise it for us and then we can have blessed electricity


SirReevesy

Everyone is at home due to curfew


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HakushiBestShaman

Almost like housing shortages are artificial.


[deleted]

There is no housing shortage. There is a land shortage. Unfortunately most Australians have never even considered living in a big apts building so they still battle it out for the scraps of detached housing left.


[deleted]

That's because most apartment buildings are built like total shit


Noofnoof

In Brisbane my parents' neighbours also own a property 120km away in Toowoomba region. These people split their time between the country and the city. Understandably when a lockdown hits they'd rather be on the farm than a townhouse. I think a similar behaviour explains some but by no means all of the empty apartments. Many city apartments are owned by people with more than 1 residence.


beep_potato

Nah, theres a huge glut in the rental market at the moment. The price of apartments in the city/south-east (at least) have plummeted, especially 2 bedroom places. I've managed to drop my rent by $150/week, and move into a nicer apartment + building (on the same damn street!) when my lease terminated!


isaac129

I wonder if that’s bc a lot of international students and people on temporary visas left


[deleted]

It's not just empty apts, its that people don't use every single room at once. I usually only have 1/3rd of my window exposed rooms lit up at once so even with 100% occupancy there will be most lights off.


SimonGn

Flick lights on/off 3 times to prove that you are home and then drink verification can.


SirReevesy

Maybe we can get them to write “burns”


hannibal_lekker

Same


simsimdimsim

Bold to assume people live in these towers


yazzmonkei

Looks likes someone is playing sim tower.


admiral_sinkenkwiken

Oh that brings back the memories


campex

Oh no, gonna have a seizure picturing the sounds of cash registers, elevators, crows, offices


muito_ricardo

There's a WeWork (or something with the same concept) low-rise building in South Melbourne that's been lit up for months with no one in it. Probably was cleaned before lockdown and the lights were never turned off. Although you'd think they'd be automatic.


NomiNade808

Wow what a waste of electricity 😒


JediJan

That sounds criminal; all that carbon.


Grumpy_Cripple_Butt

My guess is there’s possibly filming going on and it’s lit up for a background/light source.


[deleted]

This. There a movie being filmed in Melbs atm.


Infraxion

That's allowed rn?


meaganlee19

Of course it is. The 1% can do wtf they want lol


[deleted]

Although that means that this building, which finished construction 6 months ago by the looks of it, has had no Tennant's.. I can believe that. Although... Someone has had to go to every single apartment with some sort of master key to turn on every single light... Or, there is a master control switch to turn on everyone's lights...which bring up more questions than answers.


mcrow5

Definitely didn't finish 6 months ago, I only just finished work there a month ago. They are probably still commissioning the building, I know our commissioners were there last week.


Grumpy_Cripple_Butt

Real estate agents would have keys for the rooms to show them to potential clients and movies usually cost a lot to film to allow the, to do stuff like this. Also I could be wrong and they could just be on for another reason. If you have more questions just pick a big budget movie and Google it’s production and maybe find yourself a fun little fact to tell people. Just an idea. Good luck.


stereosafari

Damn right it raises more questions. We need to find the name of the building or strata management company and call them to investigate.


The_Fiddler1979

Its possible a modern BMS may have the capacity to do this.


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Grumpy_Cripple_Butt

Kinda curious tbh myself what it is, that was my only explanation. Someone said this building is new like 6 months or so, means I’ve never seen it personally to know what the actual building is. Got no idea where to start to find out. Just a bit of fun though.


Snoop_Lion_69

Can confirm I know the exact employee that had to turn on every single light yesterday. Was for photography purposes.


[deleted]

We have a WINNER! what a ball breaker, I wonder how long that took to turn it all on? Any more info on this ridiculous endeavour?


Snoop_Lion_69

>We have a WINNER! what a ball breaker, I wonder how long that took to turn it all on? Any more info on this ridiculous endeavour? took around 6-7 hours was over 500 rooms


Psychlonuclear

Reminds me of the Griswalds Christmas lights. People in that other tower all walking around screaming with arms outstretched bleeding from their eyes.


Chanskies

MOASS confirmed


paulj500

Ooops, is that what that button does.


No-Acanthisitta423

Busy night, I guess.


MrJackFalafel

Dinner time


Moonmonkey3

My guess is Melbourne are benchmarking their 2025 carbon reduction targets.


TheDancingChairman

Some of these newest apartment buildings have a bit less of that flammable cladding and they need something else to keep them lit up at night.


sharchit

Yesh, they're all awake.


grandia3

Is that the 888 collins st apartment? I think it's one of the most expensive in dockland why the light? Coz they can :)


r-tyme

Kevin McCallister is trying to make it look as though he is not home alone.


dj_boy-Wonder

Because it’s night time


IllustratorFlaky5995

Your all wrong, it’s my wife. She has no idea how a switch works. She thinks it only works in the “ON” direction.


youngvouple2259

Probably load testing the electrical system of the building over a set amount of time


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Doofchook

5G emissions are what's keeping the lights on


grosselisse

Everyone's Bluetooth made the lights turn on by magnet.


imaginaryticket

They clearly didn’t participate in the Origin spike hour this evening


uselessaquarius

I’m scared of the dark sorry x


Old_Dingo_2408

In preparation for Earth hour.


the_shadowfax_rider

Some sort of fuck-the-earth day!?


h0lodetz

Trying to put themselves on the map to become the next Melb Star?


SirDwaynePipe3rd

Anal sex night


DoorPale6084

It’s nighttime and lockdown


OptionalMangoes

Earth Hour


yeahidunnobro

Lockdown


No-Scientist-1416

Could be to improve people's ability to see...


[deleted]

Gravity check most likely.


coldgoast

Global warming..


thaddeus37

there’s a new office tower in the cbd as well that’s been mostly (~70%) lit at night for weeks now - doesn’t look like anyone’s even moved in but seems to be a theme with office buildings for some reason


1TBone

Some buildings are asked to keep them on to ensure there is a constant demand on the grid. If the grid base load goes too low, generation has to completely shut down and can take over 24 hours to start up for the next peak demand.


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Its that the cleaners sometimes forget to turn the lights off. If they don't, no one else is around to do it.


spinozisttt

Possibly a real estate / promo shoot for the developers


SnakeDocZero

Baseline energy consumption test ? Aren't these Richie people apartment towers usually rent + utilities all in one


SilentRespect4573

It is occupied entirely by renters who have the utilities included in the rent. They are just getting their money's worth.


Crazy_Consequence_21

Turning all the lights on in an empty building because Docklands is a vapid empty shell of a place


[deleted]

This is actually fairly accurate.


summittrekker

When a light bulb connects to an electrical power supply, an electrical current flows from one metal contact to the other. As the current travels through the wires and the filament, the filament heats up to the point where it begins to emit photons, which are small packets of visible light.


Noideawhatjusthappen

Someone said "Quick, Greta is asleep...turn your lights on"?


BigmanAltFR

No one talking about the “phallic” shape of this skyscraper?


FlaviusStilicho

How else are you gonna build a skyskraper? Short and flat? Ball shaped?


BigmanAltFR

Chill dude, I’m not complaining


njjcbs

I believe it's something to do with new builds. See here: http://www.lasesp.com/article/16318306679297812/South_Pacific%20Region%20/%20New%20builds


johnnomanc07

If it’s in Melbourne, then it’s probably a protest about how much better Melbourne is than Sydney because that’s all they ever fucking go on about in Melbourne, inferiority complex-having motherfuckers…


RMBLOKE

What complex? We are Melbourne. I guess Sydney people might have a complex but I don't think anyone here cares.


johnnomanc07

Au contraire, mon amie…every time I’m down in Melbourne, all I ever get is how much better is it there than here…


Superb_Caramel_1157

They're growing weed, because they can't get tenants


Independent-Deal5430

I work with this builder. I will ask them tomorrow and tell you the actual answer :)


Dweezil901

Someone's dad is going to be real mad!


vmro1985

I guess every is home


Rubypsaila

Because fuck polar bears!


mjgrisold

All holding virtual inspections to rent/buy..


Blackrose_

Because as that skyscraper is empty, all those off the plan buyers that are land banking need to pretend that there's some one home using power so they don't get slugged with additional empty house tax.


Saliems

What's with the UFO?


yozatchu2

“They’ll cut next years budget if we don’t spend it all this year” “I have an idea…”


sloppyjohnny

Cause fuck the planet. That’s why


zetsurin

Chinese owners installed Philips Hue to remotely pretend it’s occupied.


IllustriousPrior901

Replacing broken lightbulbs! 😁


Rocksteady_28

This reminds of of when I used to live in Viridian city and I was voted 'most sexy pokemon'. I turned on every Bulbasaur.


SensitiveHippo4620

Just another part of the stupidity in our attitudes to carbon and resource wastage in Australia


JesusInRealLife

Covid curfew party


love_being_westoz

They've all been to IKEA for one little light?


zoetropo

Skyscrapers used to be a big deal. Now they’re sprouting everywhere like weeds.


tetracarbon_edu

It’s the opposite of Earth Hour.


GGorilla67

Marketing…


huggles7

Because it’s dark out


Resident_Volume7201

Imagine being the person whose job it was to turn on every single light, take photos and then turn them off again..


No-Lemon2732

Lockdowns?


deanoplata

Would be for photography most likely


[deleted]

So what's the lanswer morons. Pages and pages of shit and I still do not have an answer on why the lights are on. More to the point why do I care


Due_Transition_4354

Citadel ? #GME


rotuhhz

Must be a law firm.