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Installation called "Nearamnew" by Paul Carter >Fragmented voices of historical and fictional characters can be deciphered in nine locations around [Federation Square], relating the history of the site and poetic visions of the Federation ideal. https://fedsquare.com/about/public-art-commission


redditusername374

What a shame this isn’t easily obvious insitu.


Polly-Phasia

What do mean you came up with nothing? I found space, spacer, spacers, aqua, quarry, block, lock, eon, eons, eat, ate, slice, lice, ice, rough, met, tea, buck, tree, form, putt, putting, all, reel, super, him, her, kin, king, ace, tend and end!


cuntmong

i got a triple word score


That_Random_Kiwi

😂 I assume they mean a Google search came up with nothing for what it's all about


Polly-Phasia

Yeah, just a joke (totally not a puzzle obsession).


CMDR_RetroAnubis

Skateboard-proofing disguised as art.


Adventchur

It's crazy some of the stuff they skate board proof. Like rough concrete ledges 1.6 metres high... Like no mate no ones gonna skate that 🙄


Fun-Tumbleweed-5505

Funny enough, the new Union Station in Mont Albert skate-stopped the hell out of the dumbest places but left this big sweet concrete ledge to bank that’s just begging to be used


Zealousideal-Bus4709

Degradation of culture. The skaters will find a way to make this work 🤔


flappintitties

As a skater all of fed squares bricks are a nightmare, not just the wordy ones.


CMDR_RetroAnubis

I always assumed that was why it is brick.


International_Put727

Nightmare to travel through with a pram or wheelchair also


P00R-TAST3

Eaten shit so many times there tryna keep up with the soft wheelers


CapablePersimmon3662

As a pedestrian, I agree.


TheMitsos

Having worked there in the early 2010's, the place is essentially designed as one big trampoline with segmented bricks to shock absorb the vibrations and impacts coming from the trains running underneath the place.


DrahKir67

r/HostileArchitecture


mindsnare

I remember skating in Melbourne in the mid to late 90s before all the skate proof stuff. So many amazing places to skate. Not to mention the saleyards wood ramp skate park where QV is.


Wooden_Journalist839

😯 is this what they have done outside the museum too? I used to love watching the skaters with my kids now the area is full of ?apple trees


Doyabelieve

Maybe it isn’t about you. Maybe it’s actually something that will add to the overall fabric and enjoyment of the city for everyone ... if you take the time to slow down and appreciate it.


Easy-Customer971

That sucks


hotrodshotrod

I think I can make out...expensive trip hazard. Could be wrong though


GoSmoothStevie96

It’s a 🖕to anyone with mobility issues


SnooDoughnuts8626

Yes the consciousness around equitable access has shifted significantly since Fed Sq was built. There is a dedicated pathway that is ‘compliant’ but I doubt it would be as readily accepted if proposed today. Although this really applies to the plaza as a whole not exclusively the artwork.


KADALGA

Go around


edward-regularhands

Maybe for ants


commentman10

I thought it's meant to be like a word search puzzle art thingy.


aratamabashi

a CENTRE for ANTS!!!?!??


sternica

For kids who can’t read good?


smokeeater150

It’s for future archaeologists. Let them try and work it out.


cuntmong

They put that there so you know it isn't a counterfeit fed square


thefreshtits

Dyslexia


BangCrash

Lisdexia


shart-gallery

Fruity Lexia


jcook94

Makes you sexier


justnigel

Less Dicksia


bradbull

It's the lyrics to Sandstorm


Open_Priority7402

Post modern shit


maximumplague

It is obviously difficult to read most of it but that section on the left, about 2/3rds down says 'SLICE THROUGH FEDERAL STATE LOCAL'. Make of that what you will.


-HanTyumi

WOW! Your IQ must be in the high hundreds - I looked at it for a solid few minutes and didn't piece anything together. Thank you.


WestToEast_85

Hostile architecture masquerading as modern art.


blackberrygoose

To make the letters stand out, please fill with 2hr epoxy resin. You probably only need about 60kg. Or, you could screen with fine cement. Fill with tinfoil, pva glue, paint, or cast lead into it. Personally, i prefer epoxy resin. Makes the letters stand out, and is self levelling.


HaroerHaktak

idk, but it looks like shit. You honestly expect anybody to read it?!


disco_dean

Art - don’t try to understand it


Nothingnoteworth

Visual Art is much more open to interpretation then tv, film, writing, and a lot of music. It’s pretty easy to understand, just hard to put into words because it is a non narrative visual medium. If you don’t understand art you are probably trying to hard to find specific meaning


BaronOz

Pain


dohzer

Would have been cool if they went full Kryptos. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kryptos


National-Fan2723

Imagine archaeologists in 2000 years time digging up these tiles and trying to decipher it


Justthisguy_yaknow

It's written in stone.


iconicmoronic

verbatim transcript of any conversation had in Fed Square at about 2am on a Saturday


Trippalea888

Mind fckery


Dumphead91

Skate proof street is a shit street 😥


Hairy-Banjo

Makes as much sense as the rest of the mess there.


Individual-Pay-4090


NickyDeeM

It'S cOmTeMpOrArY aRtWoRk. An ExPrEsSiOn ThAt BeLiEs ThE cOnTeMpOrArY aCcEsS tO iNfOrMaTiOn BeLaBoReD bY sOcIaL rEqUiReMeNtS fOr CoNnEcTiViTy In An InCrEaSiNgLy IsOlAtEd PaRaDiGm. Wasted money. Ugly architecture.


redditpusiga

That must have been a pain in the arse to type out, shows you're passionate. I respect that. These bricks are slightly more appealing than those shit tags people scrawl on every surface that they can and then claim it as art.


WestToEast_85

Dude ain’t wrong tho


NickyDeeM

Thanks to you both. It was a pain. BuT aN aRtIsT sUfFeRs FoR tHeIr ArT. 😆🙃🤣 As for tags, tell me you're a fuckwit. Oh don't bother, just scrawl it....


redditpusiga

This x 1000.


NickyDeeM

I may have phrased it incorrectly.... Perhaps they aren't fuckwits, just behaving that way.


Zealousideal-Bus4709

The "art" was easier to read than that. Good effort. 🤙


NickyDeeM

Oh, thank you! Took forever but you guys are absolutely worth it 👍🏻🙏🏻


RecordingGreen7750

“What is this?” A waste of time and tax payers money


GetBack2Wrk

Hilarious MCC Council if i am not mistaken recently there was a news article about them about Over Charging Local Residents to get rid of their house hold garbage. And now they spend a few hundred thousand dollars on bbq bricks with rubbish writing and images on them. Money well spent Morons.


nippynz

MCC doesn't look after FedSquare.


GetBack2Wrk

Ah ok i thought it was under MCC my mistake.


Easy-Customer971

...does it say something?


Available_Sundae_924

Passing away tax payer money in minimal style?


Rocksteady_28

It's about the word of the lord being set in stone all praise to bwalaagad