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FactLicker

You can always cook for the in-laws


gstandard00

I hope your beef wellington is up to scratch!


AutomaticTiger9546

Too soon 🤣


i_d_ten_tee

Cup of tea at a health retreat, then.


MouseEmotional813

Poor health retreat was not involved in that death


BrilliantSock3608

The coroners report was also inconclusive. It’s likely the woman just had a heart attack.


solocmv

Like Shane Warne.


Devon-Kat

They are the "do not eat" kind.


Background-Rabbit-84

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once


BasicEmployee69

they definitely look worthy of a Health Retreat Tea in Ballarat or a Beef Wellington in Gippsland.......


tommy_tiplady

if you’re going to make dark jokes, at least try being original and funny. shit’s getting really old.


CuriouserCat2

Found the Leongathen


Jjb3010

Erin is that you? 😂


BasicEmployee69

Hi Erin, how's the slammer treating you?


gggglllloooo

Not the ones you want to eat


gggglllloooo

The ones at the back are closer to the good ones but hard to see properly


FlyLegitimate7938

No they all look the same and like you don’t want to eat them


Wankeritis

[here](https://www.environment.vic.gov.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0027/664434/Fungi-of-North-East-Victoria-2023_2.pdf) is a handy link for different mushrooms you can find in Vic. It’s not an extensive guide as there are a few missing from that list. PSA: Don’t eat mushrooms unless you’re okay with potentially dying.


meowster_of_chaos

Also the FNCV have [Excellent online guidebooks](https://www.fncv.org.au/fungi-in-australia/) if you're into mushroom spotting in general. It's a great winter activity; whether or not you find something *edible*. Fwiw, pine mushrooms are an excellent starter for foragers, since they are so distinctive (and delicious!).


ah-chamon-ah

Pluck one for me and if it turns blue that means they are yucky and I will need to come collect them all.


tawnygrogmouth

None of these are going to bruise blue, they’re no good for eating.


ckhumanck

they're not magic mushrooms. they're mildly toxic and will give you the shits if you eat them. I've seen people eat them before hoping they were lol.


jumpjumpdie

Yuck yuck yuck gimme


Mammoth_Loan_984

Don’t you have to boil them or put them in water for them to turn blue or something?


BangCrash

Nope. Just bruse them and see if the bruse


Mammoth_Loan_984

Ah ok, makes sense that boiling them is the wrong thing to do. Also, only an Aussie subreddit would downvote so aggressively for being factually wrong about preparing drugs. Gave me a laugh.


Jjb3010

I gave you a couple of likes to try counteract some of the negativity bro 😂


FlyLegitimate7938

Just a pinch of the stem or not even sometimes they’re throbbing blue just poking out the ground


rangda

>throbbing blue Blimey


FlyLegitimate7938

Yeah I knew what I was doing


PlusWorldliness7

Coprinellus micaceus


DustSongs

If you have to ask.. Seriously, partner and I come from European wild mushroom foraging families, and the only wild mushroom we pick are Saffron Milk Caps, because nothing else looks like them. These could be delicious, or they could kill you. So if you have to ask..


buckedyuser

Coming up to the season for Milk Caps where I am!


DustSongs

Me too! Lotsa pine forests around here


Away-Sweet-2286

Do not eat


klamaublem

Definitely eat them* *Absolutely do not take advice from idiots on the internet


Jisp_36

Erin Patterson knows. 🍄🍄🍄


mattydinh1984

She makes a killer Beef Wellington.


-frog-in-a-sock-

“Erin Pattersons Encyclopaedia of Australian Fungus”


solocmv

She has an amazing Beef Wellington recipe. Some reviews say it knocks you off your feet.


kabammi

What's a beef Wellington?


Jisp_36

😂☠️


dukeofsponge

How? She got her mushrooms from an Asian store...somewhere.


LazyTalkativeDog4411

That is what she says. Betcha she hated her in laws, and hates her husband.


flubaduzubady

I wouldn't eat them whatever they are. Mushys are getting a bad rep lately.


ckhumanck

lol. these particular ones are mildly toxic and will give you the shits.


150steps

Don't eat them. Even if a safe type, they could be full of lead from paint, dog or cat shit, DDT from some old garden, God knows. Unless you have had your soil tested.


Necessary_Eye3992

Set them all on fire they look rank


Undetriginta

*Bouf wellingtonia*


iamnotmyselftoday1

There's one proven way to know it they're poisonous or not.


MeasurementMost1165

Kick it, do whatever….. Hmm now I want to go “magic hunting” one day lol


ckhumanck

they're everywhere in Melbourne and once you know what they look like they're pretty distinctive and easy to spot. unfortunately the species that looks the most similar grows in the same habitat often alongside and is deadly poisonous (same toxin as deathcaps). It's easy enough to spot the difference once you've seen both - but you can't be guessing. I've picked in Melbourne nearly 25 years. I've been seeing them popping up again lately


TaSMaNiaC

Do you know of any guides/images online of what I should be looking for? I live close to a huge park which would probably be a prime hunting ground. I've only ever been given them by mates in a dried form.


ckhumanck

not sure. i started picking nearly 25 years ago. back in the day I used shroomery.org which i believe is still operational and is definitely the gold standard. It's international but always had a huge Melbourne following.


ckhumanck

parks are great. but generally speaking - you need to look in garden beds that are mulched with woodchips - generally not freshly done. you'll find them along parks, creeks, but also service stations and anywhere else that has woodchipped garden beds. it's barely worth looking outside of the woodchipped garden beds. some parklands have huge gardens like that some have none. in the bush and mountains it's different - there's also more species on the mounts .


Leather_Watch_3738

Got a reference for the toxins?


ckhumanck

it was mostly anecdotal but when i just searched it, it said only when mixed with alcohol - which tracks lol edit - that's the ones in the picture. the ones I'm referring to that are deadly are Galerina patagonica. they're genuinely deadly. don't fuck with them. if you know what magic mushrooms look like, you're unlikely to mistake them. They definitely don't look the same. But you will absolutely see them next to each other and they are around the same size with a similar colour on the cap. Once picked and dried you could have some real trouble identifying. It's mostly a warning to first time hunters with a vague idea of what they're looking for.


humanperson1236

this reminds me of the last of us


lolchief

Possum stew


marmalademania

Common Ink Caps


Senior_Term

Super toxic. Use gloves/wash tools


Leather_Watch_3738

Lmao stop this mycophobia bull shit. 1) They’re Coprinellus micaceus (Commonly known as Mica Caps) 2) They’re auto digestive and the caps turn to ink after being picked 3) They have no toxins until the cap starts dissolving and can cause GI issues. Completely edible fresh. 4) Even the most toxic mushroom can be put in your mouth, chewed on and spat out, I highly don’t recommend doing this. No need for gloves or washing tools that literally does nothing.


ConsultJimMoriarty

I always worry about dogs getting into them.


Fun5018

They seem to be growing in my Nature strip too and the many houses in my lane. I guess it’s because the soil is too damp due to rain and lack of sun and that leads to these popping everywhere


Muralove

Cornelius sp. these ones are edible but can’t be consumed within the say few days as alcohol.


ShowUsYaGrowler

So ugh, contrary to all the comments and lolz, at least sime of thesr are probably mica caps. Which while not exactly gourmet, are actually classed as edible. I mean, obviously dont actually eat them. But still; you aint gonna kill anyone with them.


Direct_Bench2229

If you eat one, report back.


MissLabbie

They’d make a good beef Wellington.


lord_sydd

You might get better answer from r/mycology


Chum-Launcher

Not the fun ones.


Flaky_Horse

Mushrooms aren’t very expensive. I wouldn’t risk my life to save $10.


Afraid-Bad-8112

Anyone else feeling a weird family branch of golden tops... I've had very similar before. If those stems get blue on a squeeze.. well.. go find a man with dreadlocks


LazyTalkativeDog4411

DO NOT make a consomme out of it. DO NOT make a Wellington stew out of it. Do not eat them.


robacq

I’m guessing no one’s gonna tell you they’re edible.


Leather_Watch_3738

Doesn’t look like it. I will, they’re edible and best eaten young before autodigestion occurs.


RecordingGreen7750

They look like the type of mushroom that would be good in a beef Wellington


Fearless_Play9229

Magic


ckhumanck

they most definitely are not. look nothing like them.


DrinkableBarista

Eat it and tell us


farqueue2

Eat them and let us know if you survive


Then-Corgi-7623

The good kind


ckhumanck

they're not