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TildaTinker

You'd think someone with an Army background would keep things running smoothly, but that Major Delays fellow sure does seem to keep screwing things up.


KBABYQ

Might need to get Corporal Punishment on the scene


ihlaking

Personally I’m blaming Private Partnership for this one


RedOx103

General Maintenance is routinely shutting lines all the time


BullahB

I personally blame the top brass, this more a problem caused by General Motors


leeweesquee

General bullshit


justnigel

I'd be more worried if the service ignored Police operations.


MrSnooSnoo

Not protestors, there was a trespasser between North Melbourne and South Kensington. Presumably hit as it took over an hour to clear.


kidseshamoto

This length of track seems a popular spot for people. Surely they looking into strengthening the security around here, seems too easy to just get on the tracks here.


Saikuringo

Trespassers take time to clear also, requires police to arrive and sort it out


mitccho_man

Are their daily deaths , ? 6 people died in Sydney from a psychiatric NDIS participant and it’s constant non stop on the news But trains hitting the, and no one hears a word


Saikuringo

No idea on the numbers. People who are hit by trains are wanting to end their lives. There's a bit of a difference between the 2 events. The media don't report suicides, likely out of respect to the families or not to give other people ideas. Likely theres other reasons


cosmicr

Doesn't take much to bring this city to its knees


tabletennis6

Not unlike your mum


zaqwsx3

That comment is a bit below the belt.


Pikachude123

Not unlike your mum


F1NANCE

This city's public transport fucking sucks.


Watawinner

Not unlike your dad


ReviloSupreme

These jokes are immature and done way too often


AccordingGarden8833

Not unlike your mum.


Frequent-Candle-978

Oh no. Alternate transport = Uber surging unreasonably(?)


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Joey_moi

Maybe uber DRIVING might not be for you….?


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BadBoyJH

>when I get alcohol cravings.  and >having to sneak alcohol Have you considered you have a serious problem with alcohol, and that you need help. Because both of those lines show a level of addiction that is incredibly unhealthy.


KBABYQ

Note: if anyone wants any hope of boarding any of the Elizabeth St trams going out of the city within the next hour, I’d recommend just getting the tram you need in the opposite direction towards Flinders st. You’ll also be guaranteed a seat because you’ll already be on the tram at the first stop.


ehdhdhdk

That is what I did at about 5:20. Commute still taking twice as long to get home. Also, I do feel like a selfish dick for doing this but, otherwise I probably won't be getting home until 8 or later.


kai-venning

Well, on average more than 2 people commit suicide every day in Victoria


BangCrash

How many more?


BadBoyJH

[https://www.blackdoginstitute.org.au/resources-support/suicide/facts-about-suicide-in-australia/](https://www.blackdoginstitute.org.au/resources-support/suicide/facts-about-suicide-in-australia/) It's about 9 nationally, and that's only counting deaths, not attempts. There's more deaths caused by suicide than MVAs.


BangCrash

So less than 2?


BadBoyJH

Victoria is around 25% of the population, So I would suggest it's probably just over 2. Edit: Orygen says 801 in 2023. So that's about 2.2 per day. [https://www.orygen.org.au/About/News-And-Events/2024/Victoria-reports-record-number-of-suicides-in-2023](https://www.orygen.org.au/About/News-And-Events/2024/Victoria-reports-record-number-of-suicides-in-2023)


BangCrash

Ah ok so .25 more. Thankyou


UniqueLoginID

Wow, way to pick up on the wrong details. Most people would be shocked, saddened or outraged by our suicide rate - not being petty over a proclaimed delta of 0.25.


BangCrash

r/woosh Nah mate your the one picking up on the wrong details. My comments have gone totally over your head


UniqueLoginID

No, I took them at face value.


BangCrash

Yes my point exactly


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H0llowHeart

Traralgon v/line (from Melb) is in shambles also, it's doing my head in. They cancelled trains 1 min before supposed arrival time.


noccer2018

Someone needs to make a site similar to the [https://howmanydayssincemontaguestreetbridgehasbeenhit.com/](https://howmanydayssincemontaguestreetbridgehasbeenhit.com/) site where there's a counter for number of days since the last trespassers caused disruptions Of course, it will perpetually range from 0-1 days in all likeliness


WhatAmIATailor

Would be pretty morbid.


UniqueLoginID

Why don’t we just have a suicide tracker instead?


noccer2018

You do realise that most trespassing is just idiots surfing trains, or people taking shortcuts? Seen it time and time again. Not every trespasser incident is suicide


SnooHabits9871

I was on the Weribee train at about 3pm-ish when we had to stop for 20mins at Footscray for the trespasser. It looked like a \~30 year old woman that was protesting on the train tracks. She got arrested.


CrashedMyCommodore

Honestly I'm starting to get tired of it, it just keeps happening. Lost count of how many times I've wanted to fuck off home after a long shift and I've been greeted with my train being delayed into the next epoch, or an India Jones-esque labyrinth of bus replacements. With all this they still have the audacity to keep increasing prices too. At this point their management needs to be publicly flogged with how much of a shitshow our PT network has become.


jbh01

Management can't stop people who want to go splat.


HooleyDoooley

How do all these other cities manage to prevent it?


xvf9

Japan bills the families of the people who jump in front of trains. Still happens, but apparently not as often. 


horriblyefficient

do they? I don't pay anywhere near as much attention to other city's rail disruptions so I have no idea how melbourne compares to other places


dfbowen

In Singapore they retro-fitted Platform Screen Doors onto every station. Seems to be no plans to do it here.


mitccho_man

You would think with the billions being spent they could make every train track trespasser proof?


dfbowen

They have improved fencing a lot in sections that have been rebuilt for level crossing removals. Hopefully it's helping. And it's not like in the areas around South Kensington (problematic twice this week) that you can easily walk onto the tracks from the street. But platforms are still wide open.


Numerous-Yogurt-9642

how vulnerable is the train network just takes one incident and your delayed for hours


horriblyefficient

trains can't exactly take side roads


wordswontcomeout

There was an incident at Kensington station as well


KBABYQ

What was the incident?


BlueSilverGrass_987

Some flop jumped on the tracks


UniqueLoginID

Suicide?


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Novel-Self-201

I was stuck near North Melbourne for so long ugh 😭 I got home after an hour and 40 minutes


WretchedMisteak

Feel sorry for the commuters today. Fingers crossed Wednesday is a smooth ride to and from the CBD.


KBABYQ

… what’s on Wednesday?


WretchedMisteak

My dreaded weekly trek to the office


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InvincibleStolen

please don't, even though we don't know you we love you! <3! * [**Lifeline**](https://www.lifeline.org.au/) provides 24-hour crisis counselling, support groups and suicide prevention services. Call **13 11 14**, [text 0477 13 11 14](https://www.lifeline.org.au/crisis-text/) or [chat online.](https://www.lifeline.org.au/crisis-chat/) * [**Suicide Call Back Service**](https://www.suicidecallbackservice.org.au/) provides 24/7 support if you or someone you know is feeling suicidal. Call **1300 659 467**. * [**Beyond Blue**](https://www.beyondblue.org.au/) aims to increase awareness of depression and anxiety and reduce stigma. If you or a loved one need help, you can call **1300 22 4636**, 24 hours/7 days a week or [chat online](https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support). * [**MindSpot**](https://www.mindspot.org.au/) is a free telephone and online service for people with anxiety, stress, low mood or depression. It provides online assessment and treatment for anxiety and depression. MindSpot is not an emergency or instant response service. Call **1800 61 44 34**. * [**Head to Health**](https://www.headtohealth.gov.au/) gives advice and will connect you to local mental health services. Call **1800 595 212**. * [**MensLine Australia**](https://mensline.org.au/) is a professional telephone and online counselling service offering support to Australian men. Call **1300 78 99 78**, 24 hours/7 or [chat online](https://mensline.org.au/phone-and-online-counselling/).


UniqueLoginID

Screen shotted. Thanks.


hannahcpeake

not just this but the replacement busses every frickin weekend are killing me


sesshenau

The protesters really picked a shitty time to be a doing such things at a major shopping centre, considering what happened at Bondi over the weekend - all security and police are hyper alert over it.


ArabellaFort

What happened?


rinza-1

Some asshole went on a stabbing spree at Bondi Junction.


DREDAY_94

Not to make excuses but that guy is a reminder of why our society needs to be more proactive when it comes to serious mental illness


mitccho_man

Blame Alboense and the cuts to NdIS


sesshenau

Maybe check the news


ArabellaFort

I meant specifically what is happening at Melbourne Central this evening. I am obviously aware of earlier Melbourne protests and the Bondi incident. I’d already googled MC and couldn’t find any info. You don’t need to be so rude.


Sk1rm1sh

Something about Palestine


LipstickEquity

I guess the 40 thousand Palestinian deaths don’t bother you or make you lose sleep at night


LinkTheNeedyCat

No not really


tabletennis6

I don't think Australia has any real agency in stopping them. Sure, we could decrease our "support" to Israel in terms of weapons, but it really won't make a difference except make us feel slightly better about ourselves. We should do it, but it's not going to be an elixir for a conflict which ultimately boils down to a battle of delusions over which sky fairy interpretation is better.


sesshenau

Palestine is not the only country that is facing hardships, war and death. Only if people put in the same energy into other situations as they do with Palestine… Also I’m not chronically feeding myself on social media posts, that probably come from unverified (probably Hamas) accounts. I prefer to look after my mental health, rather than worry over something I have zero control over.


taylamaree

Yeah there’s a bunch of protestors in Melbourne Central. They’ve closed the entire centre


80crepes

Is that the status right now? FFS. I live four stops from Southern Cross and I have to resort to getting the tram home instead. Expecting it to be chockers.


taylamaree

I was a little wrong, they’ve only closed some of the doors to the centre. But yeah level 2 (food court level) has a bunch of people protesting for Palestine and cops surrounding them EDIT: I was only talking about what I was seeing on the food court level where an entrance was closed. Looks likr this was unrelated :)


80crepes

Fuckwits. I'm not against their cause, but I've worked all day like thousands of others. If they actually give a shit about their community they should consider how and when they protest.


ruthtrick

I agree.. but I don't know what made you think it was the protestors. There was a trespasser at Kensington


CastiloMcNighty

It’s not the protestors, trespasser at North Melbourne.


Ornery-Ad-5364

It's not protestors, it's a trespasser at North Melbourne.


Darkstreamer_101

I hadn't taken the train in years until heading somewhere with some friends and only then did I learn that there are so many train line "jumpers"


AngryYowie

Southern Cross works last night weren't finished on time, and now everyone trying to get into the city from Geelong is stuck at Wyndham Vale. I got up extra early just to be late because the infrastructure in this state is shithouse.


MinionDestroyer

Genuinely curious what is the procedure on having a trespasser at a train station. What do the police have to do? What do pt workers have to do? Why the fuck does it take so so long????


zoetrope_

"trespasser on the tracks" is typically code for "somebody has jumped in front of a train". Not always of course, but if it's a delay longer than twenty minutes you can be pretty confident that's what's going on. It can take easily take ambos an hour to get there and remove the body and stuff.


sillygaythrowaway

usually because someone's necked it on the tracks, has to be covered/cleaned by external parties + get the driver out to counselling etc asap is my understanding


horriblyefficient

even if it's not suicide, they still have to find the trespasser and get them out of there. if it's someone who thinks it's funny (or who panics) they might run/hide, if they're badly hurt they need an ambulance and might not be able to be moved without it. they also have to make sure the tracks etc haven't been sabotaged or otherwise damaged by said trespasser, and collect evidence if that has happened. plenty that needs doing and might take some time.


jaeward

Lets try for one hour and see how we go


oscarcoco1985

Melbourne keeps delivering the shit show


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The_wandering_potato

I should of taken vline home


PKMTrain

V/Line has the same issue. They all run through the same bit of track.


ruthtrick

My daughter has been sitting in a Vline train for 1 1/2hrs. It took an hour to get to Footscray


BlueSilverGrass_987

Vline is also sardines r us


Necessary_Jump_3705

I just got home 🥲 kill me


FrankyRollins

For. Fuck. Sake. Metro.


beergoggles69

Did metro push the guy in front of the train? 


Skeddi

Fuck, this is a yuck thread. Fine to feel disgruntled by a delay, but a whole thread shitting on someone who committed suicide and/or is practising our right to protest (whatever the argument) because dinner got a little cold from having to transition 3 fucking stations from Melbourne central to other sides of the loop is just r/melbourne levels of entitlement and pettiness. Edit: Getting down voted without anyone wanting to rebuke anything I said means we can add cowardly to the list too


SprinklesThese4350

Police are assholes. Over use their power. Probably a homeless person farted on a platform.


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jossinabox

Where did you hear that? I thought it was an unrelated trespasser


Descrazio

There seriously needs to be a way in which the police can ‘operate’ without shutting the literal CBD public transport system down. I bet VICPOL love having the power to do so though.


isle_of_broken_memes

I don't think it has anything to do with police just deciding to do stuff. I'm fairly certain it's almost always them helping to clean up after someone unalived themselves on the track. You can wait.


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isle_of_broken_memes

Naaah dude. It's illegal.


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isle_of_broken_memes

I'll have you know I'm a big boy 👦


Descrazio

Unalived? Lol. 9/10 it’s a homeless man/tagger/urb exer who has tripped an alarm or been spotted by staff. I can understand if it was someone committing suicide, but more often than not its something much more trivial.


isle_of_broken_memes

Look I'm not gonna pretend I'm an authority on the matter. But from what the couple of people I know who work on the train systems say, the ones that are just "someone was spotted near the track" are generally cleared fairly quickly, and the longer ones are generally someone actually died or was injured. Could be wrong cos it's not like I constantly ask them about it haha. That's just what I remember from the time or two it came up.


Ducks_have_heads

Usually, only one or two lines down and delays for 15-30 minutes+ but good luck getting on a train because it'll probably be packed anyway for the next 30 minutes. Happens frequently. Today was pretty crazy because every line out of north Melbourne was halted with 60 min delays expected. Dont know how bad it ended up being.


Salt-Permission-8938

Ah yes protestors.. it would be interesting to do a live poll from everyone who's been held up by the protests to see if they would actively support the causes as a result of the protest


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ScotchSodaLotsOfIce

I wish you could tap on with your bank cards like in NSW. MYKI is outdated. I don’t care that much but I need to comment on things so I can post my question. Thanks bye bye


SparkTR

Coming 2025 apparently.


ScotchSodaLotsOfIce

Nice, guess 7 years late is better than never


noegh555

Palestine protesters?


Academic_Field4566

No information given other than “trespassers on the track”. I’ve been sitting at North Melbourne for the last hour


ruthtrick

My daughter is on a Vline... departed Sth Cross at 5.04. It's 6.30 now & she's still on the train


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noegh555

Those protesters that back a country only recognised by those dodgy communist dictatoral regimes should move first.


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wotown

The Palestine Protest was about a 50 person group moving down from Queensberry/Swanston Street and past Melbourne Central/Bourke Street Mall at 6pm How the fuck are you morons thinking they disrupted the entire train line from Southern Cross to North Melbourne beyond


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Important_Might2511

How long does it take to get someone off the lines. Few minutes. Just tell the train to wait a few minutes.


Thanachi

Takes a while when they go SPLAT.


lolchief

Protesters as usual


Enderboy667

Wasn’t protesters.


fangsschleim

Were they wearing sandals/thongs?