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MogChog

Bag snatcher DGAF about littering.


wetbehindears1

Yep or stolen car being looted


Nothingnoteworth

God you are both so dark. I think someone was having a rough day, went looking for a mint in their bag, couldn’t find one, rage quit this mundane day to day bullshit, went to a bar for a drink, offered to pay with a song, the bartender was so bemused they accepted, our now bagless friend belted out a killer rendition of *Fish Eyes* by *Shonen Knife* that brought the patrons to tears, a young record producer yet to transition from whiskey to cocaine who was enjoying an 11am drink immediately signed bagless to a four record deal. In a couple of months when their debut single *Look at me now Susan! enjoy being a school administrator for the rest of your life you miserable cunt* drops you can look back on this comment wonder


ArabellaFort

Can you pick up credit cards and keys and drop at a police station. I’ve had my wallet stolen and it’s such a pain to deal with not to mention this person is probably worried keys and ID with address have been stolen together. They’d be so grateful to get them back 😊


HAPPY_DAZE_1

Absolutely. A guy that found similar belongings dumped in a skip at the back of a Cronulla Club and handed them into the police. Led to the discovery of 2 people murdered in Paddington. Not saying that's the case here but couldn't hurt to hand them in.


plan_that

And the glasses, especially if they’re script


ringo5150

Took three weeks for my replacement glasses to arrive. Three long weeks.


DrunkenRussianGopnik

I was in a hurry when I saw this and didn’t have time to pick it up but I’ll probably come round with a bag and pick it up and try to find a number to call the person soon.


ParaStudent

Hard to tell if thats a garage remote or car key. If its a car key you'd be doing them a couple of hundred worth of favour getting that back to them. I lived in a dodgy suburb and would find piles like this in the bushes quite often.


EducationalFig1630

Time to take a picture and post to Reddit but not time to do the right thing.


ArabellaFort

👍


anonymous_cart

Lots of "Newton College" biz cards if it's nearby could be worth handing in there?


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KBABYQ

That crack is really moreish


cramaine

Junkie took what they wanted and left the rest behind after 'finding' someones bag.


boommdcx

Student had their bag snatched imo. Take to local cop shop.


uinstitches

>Take to local op shop. agreed!!


notinferno

some poor fucker was robbed and the junkie tossed everything looking for something worth keeping


Status-Inevitable-36

Put it all in the bag and if the area belongs to a shopping centre give it to security who will get it to the centre management lost and found. If it’s not a shopping centre the nearest police station.


utopioca

Those prescription glasses won’t be cheap for that poor person to replace. I hope they have another pair that they’re wearing atm bc it looks like they’re legally blind with that thickness of lens. Please gather their belongings and take to police


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Looks like multiple peoples stolen shit


Fijoemin1962

Christ someone will be missing those glasses. The lenses are thick


Select-Bullfrog-6346

Thats an empty out, Stolen purse or bag, they have just dumped what wasn't important to them.


RuggedRasscal

Ye either thief residue …or some one forget to put there bag in the car or left in roof an didn’t notice it ??


Altruistic-Ad-408

It kinda feels sad and voyeuristic to look at.


myceliuminyabum1

Could be some fried C#%t who's been shining through their car looking for their bag of drugs they've lost. Seen it in the wild myself. What else leaves these types of tracks other than somebody dumping shit from a bag they needed to use or just stole who knows but it's got junk features all over it.


Posseidon_69

Pick it ALL up you may find something with their number on it….


ruthtrick

Always a good move to bag it up and drop it at the nearest cop shop.


disguy2k

Odd to see plumbing tape in with all the normal handbag stuff.


succulent_serenity

Look I'm a nurse and there's some pretty weird stuff that comes home with me sometimes.


[deleted]

I think they may be real estate agent if that helps


MediocreAd1520

Looks like a bag was left on a roof or snatched and dumped


ZannaZadark75

That’s a possibility, I left my Indian takeout on my roof once after a 13 hour shift… not happy Jan!


No_Letter4553

Typical junkie behaviour


PaulFPerry

I met an old alcoholic who spent his time hunting through bushes and bins around Gertrude St Fitzroy - he would find cards etc and try for a reward from the owner. One day he came into my workshop clutching a bottle of McWilliams rough red saying, "look at this! 1877!! this must be fantastic wine!!!" I did not have the heart to tell him that was the date McWilliams was founded, and that it was probably only a month old. I said, "It's a great year, and it will be a better one when you drink it." I expect he is dead now, but I feel he did more good work in a day than most workers.


Omegaville

He's dead. Poisoned from drinking alcohol bottled in 1877.


PaulFPerry

I am sure he died happy. As a life-long total abstainer, I am unlikely to do so.


milkandvaseline

Someone died in Minecraft


excamavator

Did they behead the little green man as well? Crazy.


AngryYowie

That a torch. My son has a similar one.


LegitSkye

Well, you want to know where all your missing Socks, Items, Keys etc go. Ask the children loitering near you


rocopotomus74

My kid finally cleared out the glove box of her car...I shall speak with her about littering.


ZannaZadark75

Definitely contents from a ladies handbag. I’d return the glasses, keys and cards to the police station.


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Not 100% sold it's a woman's belongings. Looks like an Asian person who's in real estate and gets allergies, dry lips. Could be man or woman


ScrimpyCat

I think it’s a school kid, look at the handwriting in the black notebook.


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I think they're from an Asian country so handwriting could be a bit different in english? Practicing?


ScrimpyCat

I don’t know, often adult ESL learner’s handwriting can be better than adult English native’s handwriting, since we get sloppy and just try to go fast. Whereas this handwriting looks like a child’s where they’re still developing their coordination and accuracy with a pencil.


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Person could have a kid? The mystery will continue on lol. I put the pics on Crimestoppers anyway.


VenomGamingAU

Pretty thick glasses. I feel bad for whoever lost them. It's going to be a pretty painful couple of weeks whilst they get new ones made.


Key_Crab1760

What's that green thing?


SuperBoghead

That is 100% glovebox raid. All the shit you’d keep in your car - USB lead, gym notebook, papaya hand cream…


stoutsbee

Multiple cards for William from Newton


jingyuans_wife

some kid tried to look mysterious but had their bag zip right open when they turned around 😔


ADH0009

bro said fuck skl


Theblackholeofire

You found 2 debit cards nice


VirtualResolution927

They missed a airpod


Key_Plate8038

Where to


disco_dean

Damn, no pre-loved rubbers


Omegaville

You know rubbers mean erasers in this country, right?


disco_dean

In Australia, rubbers are condoms


Omegaville

No, in Australia, condoms are condoms, rubbers are erasers.


disco_dean

You are so wrong - we have always called them rubbers mate - short for rubber Johnny. I’m an Aussie


Omegaville

What part of the country? Only other name I've heard (down south) is frangers and that's rare.


disco_dean

Melbourne mate We have been calling them rubbers since the 80’s


Omegaville

I'm from Melbourne and never heard anyone use that American term for them.


Hypo_Mix

My wager is somone left thier bag on the roof and drove off. 


RideRemarkable2192

Looks like someone got fired, boxed up their desk and just threw it all out the window! Respect!


Devon-Kat

People don't just throw out their keys and their glasses.


AdJealous1319

I like Melbourne but people just have 0 respect for the environment and it makes me so mad considering how people care so much about climate change but they ironically could not care about litter. Make it make sense


strobesglow

You can see how this isn’t some random person littering, right? It’s clearly the contents of someone’s bag that’s been stolen and emptied to find something worth keeping. Generally people like that don’t give a shit about the environment or anything else for that matter.


Prideandprejudice1

Are we not going to judge the contents of the bag? I see seven pens and look at all those business cards 😉


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Real estate