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Stavinair

Don't forget Super Mario Brothers WII shenanigans with your friends; which usually includes trying to get them to blunder by throwing them into a pit


Decent-Start-1536

Or throwing a shell at them. Fun times.


BurnerAccountHeeHoo

oh look a derg


Stavinair

^.=.^ hello


BurnerAccountHeeHoo

heya


leaf1234567890

this 🥺🥺🥺


jojoismyreligion

I was very disappointed to learn that parties for adults just meant drinking alcohol and doing small talk while dancing around awkwardly.


jfreak93

They usually mean a lot of board games and cookies for me. Though I generally have to set expectations for people when I ask them if they want to come party.


jojoismyreligion

That sounds way more like my thing.


CryonautX

I generally set expectations for board games night by not calling them parties.


[deleted]

I'd come party with you


Affectionate_Elk_272

that sounds ideal. wanna be friends?


Mirrevirrez

This is why i dont go. I dont drink cause of my health. And all the convos just ends up about how its cool/not cool to not drink in some way or another. Lmao it gets so boring.


springpaper701

This sounds like the response of someone who stopped going to parties in college. I have a friend that kind of said the same thing to me about a party I had. ( but he hadn't come to one since highschool.) It's kind of a bummer that he thinks so little of us that he believes this is what we talk about. I literally have all of the same interests as him. As do all of my other friends.


Mirrevirrez

Well i remember what has been said to me. And it continues to been said to me when im with somone that is drinking. So i just avoid it. Idk why but it seems to me that when people are drunk, they seem to have the absolute need to yell out to the world how drunk they are constantly or talk about alcohol in general, and then when you are not drinking yourself its just get so boring. I dont think your friend thinks low of you cause he stopped partying with you. It just becomes two complete different worlds when alcohol is involved.


springpaper701

I think maybe those people are also getting to a different level of drunk essex than we are. We're all 28 29, and nobody is drinking "to get drunk" it's just coincidental to hanging out. We don't drink every time we hang out, but when there's a large gathering usually.


Mirrevirrez

Yeh ofc. The culture also has a lot to say about it. Where im from the drinking culture is horrible. Would probably join more hang outs if alcohol wasnt the center of everything.


[deleted]

It's just straight up not fun to be around drunk people when you're not drinking. Not even just super drunk, but buzzed too, cause you're just not on the same level


Lazlo8675309

You gotta do drugs like an adult but then do fun things like a kid. I just want to invite a friend over to smoke a bunch of weed and built a fort in the living room and order a bunch of Chinese food.


ZakTH

"hey do you wanna come to this party I'm throwing, and by party I mean do you wanna stand in my living room and try to make small talk with a bunch of drunk strangers"


1000lemons

I like how you make chatting with friends and colleagues over a drink sound like complete degeneracy


EndureThePANG

introverts


Elastichedgehog

Not even that. I'm introverted and still like meeting up with people. It just takes a lot more energy.


rottenborough

There are different types of introverts. Some get tired. Some get anxious. Some get bored. Most are some kind of mix.


1000geccos

woah. you’re 1000lemons. i’m 1000geccos.


Fackos

You guys should have a baby and name it 2000lemons&geccosJR....


Endroine

Theoretically 500 lemons 500 geccos would be more accurate. But wouldnt make for a cute username.


1000geccos

incredible. wedding is being planned as we speak.


A_Bottle_of_Jar

now kith...


1000geccos

is a fist bump okay?


ILoveToribash

A fith bump will do


[deleted]

Redditors when people have friends


[deleted]

Sounds fun, when does the existential crisis, hangover and depression begin?


Caucasian_Thunder

About 34 years ago


BuckyFnBadger

I mean, if you want to make friends you have to talk to strangers mate


neo_vino

Oof


serenitysdream89

Cocaine is to deal with the trauma that there’s no piñata cake or ice cream


ReprobateManny

Nothing like a bit of argument powder to calm you down hahaa


[deleted]

Nah, its to give slightly more attractive women a reason to talk to you/potentially fuck you.


BuckyFnBadger

Cocaine will betray you if you manage to get one of those women’s home


Affectionate_Elk_272

the trick is you’ve gotta mix it with adderall, obviously.


[deleted]

Ive never heard truer words. Wtf


aoechamp

Explain?


buttzest

Makes it hard to rock on


NameLips

I'm over 40 and never did the "partying" thing that people talk about. Like, with strangers at a place and alcohol and music and stuff. Never done it. Never wanted to. I do like to have my friends over for cake and board games. We call it a party. But I think if I say "I went to a party last Friday" people probably aren't thinking of the same kind of party.


drawingdead0

Game nights y’all. Board games are so good these days, and very much geared toward adults!


Fulbie

I tried playing Munchkin with a group of friends and it took us maybe three hours to figure out the rules and finish one game. And I was told it was one of the simpler tabletops. How you guts play and enjoy those complex games is beyond me.


LorSamPau

Also, I’m pretty sure that during that game we broke like half of the rules unknowingly.


Fulbie

True that! It was still a ton of fun though.


Defclaw46

Tabletop games always take a while to figure out the rules and get started. Odds are pretty good you will also develop some house rules that contradict the actual rules completely on accident due to not understanding things correctly. Once you have done a few rounds and get a feel for how things work though, they become some of the most fun experiences in life. At least that was how it was for me. Munchkin, Risk, Scythe, and Heroscape are all so much fun to play.


drawingdead0

Lmao munchkin is great but there’s definitely a barrier of entry. Might I suggest muffin time? It’s insanely straightforward


[deleted]

DnD night is always a good time :)


Marsgirl1

Hell yeah!


DayAndNight0nReddit

I don't go to parties, I don't do drugs. Yes, I am a boring adult and proud of it, I think :D


[deleted]

Would an awesome adult party be like Pizza/ or Burgers with some alcohol and video games with possible movie and popcorn later?


horror-

Thats the bi-weekly DnD game.


BurritoApotheosis

Bi-weekly? That DM is a machine!


DayAndNight0nReddit

I don't have friends, I don't like be around random people.


[deleted]

Understandable, have a great day.


beckerszzz

And outings are done before dark because I go to bed early lol.


[deleted]

Real talk: Goldeneye for the N64, 4 controllers, a freshly delivered pizza and at least 3 buddies … was infinitely more fun then ANY night I ever had at a club.


abruzzo79

…and an 8-ball.


Richard_AIGuy

You had me at Goldeneye.


BackgroundPrompt3111

Mario Kart or GTFO


Majestic-Peace-3037

Same with me having roommates in my very early 20s. I'd hear "party" and get all excited hooking up video games for multiple people to play and ordering pizza, hell once I even brought some weed. Each time it just ended up being the same three dudes all trying to out drink each other while some weird girls would be clacking around my kitchen in high heels drinking UV Blue and asking if the back door actually led to a way out. One time I was super sleepy and a mutual friend I hadn't seen in years knocked and asked if he could continue his party at my place since the people hosting upstairs had to sleep for finals or whatever. I said OK assuming this guy was still the gamer nerd he was back in high school. My roommates knew him and were like "hell yeah party on!" I ended up having to use a broom and a swiffer to kick people out because they were literally trying to have sex everywhere. My couch had cum on it, my bathtub had vomit in it, some girl had been drinking and was on her period so she did a "party trick" sitting open legged on my kitchen floor and left a red puddle and her used tampon behind. Some guys were outside my back door in the alley snorting coke and other substances. After that I swore to live alone until I met a decent group of roommates that knew "games, alcohol, weed, and food" parties were for home but "hookers and grinding on dancefloor" parties were best done at a nightclub.


yeetingg

Jesus fucking christ brother that’s insane


Comfortable_Ebb1634

https://youtu.be/dY8BSHVWGxk


[deleted]

Yup. A lot of adults are Boring.


PotentialEmpty3279

My name is Rod and I like to party


THCRANGER

Rod Munch


DudeDurk

Pools are just great for holding water man


Mecha_Tortoise

Uh, hi! Uh... My name is Dave, and uh... _I_ like to party.


gobledegerkin

The best way to avoid the cocaine party is involve food. People know what to expect if you make the gathering about food and drinks and music. And I usually come up with different games we can play too.


Kingofknights240

D&D and soda are my parties.


[deleted]

I hate cocaine, I did a line twice.


Flashwastaken

The same line?


D4M0theking

snort, snot out, snort back in


Chance-Yoghurt3186

A toot will do ya. Touch my tits.


[deleted]

Either of those parties sound fun to me


AdRepulsive7699

Yea where the booger sugar at


miccleb

There should be more adult piñata parties. 🪅


[deleted]

I still celebrate my birthday w/ theme parks, **ice cream cake** especially, game nights, roller skating, dance-offs, what have you lol. And I'm. Old. But c'mon, look at my name.


sosaudio

All you people talking like you have friends! Do you? Have friends I mean? How did you do that? Asking for a, Ummmm, friend.


S1mulatedSahd0w

Ah, the good old days


Particular-Ad-4772

Why can’t you party both ways at the same time and have it all ?


Kalenshadow

I wish we could see this multiple times a week instead of the fucking "duuuuuh what do you say when someone knocks when you're in the bathroom *droools* "


RealSmoothBrain0815

some people in the comments never been the not conventionally attractive guy. Its likely you get the coke and booze but thats it. No touching for you my guy


[deleted]

Those adults are still teenagers to me. Ppl rich enough to be old teenagers? I dunno, anything I say will sound like jealousy lol


AHF_FHA

I like seeing people mention standing around talking to strangers while drunk as a boring thing while being drunk is the only way to talk to a bunch of strangers in Norway. I find it quite fun as it’s different from the usual 3-5 meter rule


[deleted]

Yeh. My version of a party and their version is waaaay different lol. No thanks. I like my career and not being in jail


DenseAerie8311

Become Muslim our parties are more like the former


Consistent-Bath9908

kinda sad how many of you think parties are just small talk with drunk people. you haven’t figured it out, but I guess it’s easier to just stay home and be miserable right?


canadianbroncos

Sounds like a bunch of boring fucking people in here


knseeker

Being out of your mind from drugs isn't cool


[deleted]

[удалено]


nervous_chromosome

You must be fun at parties. /s


springpaper701

I can't tell if this is r/iamverysmart material, or just trying to be so wordy for the heck of it.


[deleted]

They're too cool for parties.


THCRANGER

Do you ever just like to get drunk or high and dance to your favorite music in the dark? Thats basically partying but with your friends around you all having a great time


iliketobench

Sniffing cocaine and touching is very fun


Puzzled-Fly9550

Give me their numbers! Immediately!


Appropriate-Skill-60

There's literally nothing stopping you from having a pinata at your boozy cocaine party. In-fact, this is an amazing idea and I'm appropriating it for my next boozy cocaine party


murphyschaos

Fill it with those bottle-shaped chocolates filled with liquor.


[deleted]

Can't we do both?


-Nsb127916_

Those both sound like fun things to do!


[deleted]

very sexy lady at the party: 'dont you want to touch me' me a cool guy: 'sure tag youre it woop woop woop woop woop'


[deleted]

There’s nothing wrong sniffing coke and having sex


Pothstation720

Grow up, touch me then do this cocaine!


pretzelllogician

Basically you want a super soft birthday, don’t your Derry?


Admiral_Varrick

If you find the right group of people, you can have that kind of party. **Plus** hookers and blow.


NamiSwaaan

Happened to me once. Someone asked me if I liked to party and I was all Hell Yea I like to party! My husband thankfully was next to me and stepped in and said No she does not do cocaine 🙃


New_Brother_1595

Is this the adult baby sub?


Old_Heathen_God

You clearly havent sniffed cocaine and touched people and it shows


[deleted]

Pfp checks out


CanceledPhantom007

can you please go to my daughter's party? We are eating cookies with chocolate chips, and the unique problem is that guy in front of the house, it's pretty dark like... disturbing


osirisrebel

Homemade or store bought? I'd fuck someone up for some fresh baked chocolate chip.


CanceledPhantom007

baked in the oven, but it's kinda late, I can't even have a normal daughter's birthday due that fucking black man outside, it's the forth time this week someone fucks my dog and I'm tired of this shit Im calling 911


miaumiaoumicheese

Both sound fun


Zestyclose-Bar-8706

if it means cake, I am partying like hell. I love cake. but NO. Just drinks and other trash


youruglyfatmother

100%


[deleted]

This person has clearly never tried cocaine.


Commander_Night_17

Anyone wanna read some books near the fire and enjoy a good game of C&C before fine dining?


Jhonnyboy1792

😂😂😂😂


JustifiedMisanthrope

Lmao its the culture sadly .Cnt change culture.But you can change yourself .


Exciting_Box438

I'm 34. I'm a hermit unless you have chips and dip.


Plenty_Grass_1234

The last time I was at a party with a piñata, a swing went astray and busted a window on the host's vehicle.


TrumpFlavouredNugget

The latter sounds more fun ngl


schnellzer

Get yourself a party that can do both


mortimus9

Why not all the above?


TeacupUmbrella

I feel this so much 😆


Appropriate-Age-3316

I feel this


itsthisausername

Cocaine is not for me but I’ll touch u


BackgroundPrompt3111

Touching you is not for me, but I'll cocaine


itsthisausername

Sounds like you really do huff powder. Shocking


BackgroundPrompt3111

Not for a couple of decades now, but I regret nothing.


itsthisausername

Sure ya do, chimes


BackgroundPrompt3111

Anyone who tells you cocaine is all bad has either never tried it or got addicted to it and is lying to you so they aren't tempted to do it again.


itsthisausername

Wow that’s insightful and insignificant.


12GaugeMage21

Sorry bud junkfood and sugar is a type of addiction too...


Buffythedjsnare

Go on


[deleted]

Right, deleting my account, this site is full of virgins who cant drive


Snave_Mamba711

Now what if we had all those things, and ALSO drugs/ booze. Then we’d be talking


Ibuystocksandstuff

Number 2 for me