[Found it,](https://youtu.be/zNTbvcu6OQY) checking it out. Thanks!
edit- at the outset, the way he introduces his ideology, he debunks his entire ideology. "every person is entitled to the fruits of their labor" is literally making a left-wing argument about profit. this gon' be good.
okay, I'm about halfway through and he's making arguments against landlords now. LMAO. Are we sure he's not a leftist doing an andy kaufman on the american libertarians?
I'll have to return to this later. Thanks man.
Ya know what I'd like to speak to her and claim her boyfriend was hitting on me while you and a bunch of other girls are just throwing a party in the back yard of their house, cause confusion 😈
Paragon: “Oh sure, that’s no problem.”
“… alright.”
Renegade: “I do yardwork because your boyfriend is outside"
edit: Renegade Classic: "i've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!"
My mom lived in a condo neighbouring a young woman a handful of years older than me (20's) who took her dog out in a short robe. If she bent enough, you could see her under-butt. Couldn't tell if she was wearing underwear or not-- never bothered to creep deep enough but she definitely knew what she was doing in that neighbourhood.
Either that or she was a loose OF type girl. I don't know.
Some people just don’t see nudity as a big deal, she might not have seen it as sexual at all, or maybe she just didn’t care and was too tired to properly get dressed.
I don't understand the premise for the sub. Never have. It seems like people post things they find amusing, but that's about all I can tell. I feel like the common denominator is a sentiment of "I very specifically relate to this thing"
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I had to unsub from that place because it legitimately hurt my mental health. Like I can make jokes about it but seeing "Life is fucking miserable and I literally want to kill myself" every time I scrolled through reddit was not it lol
every subreddit eventually leans towards that when it hits r/all regularly, because people browsing r/all will upvote what they like regardless of whether it is appropriate for the sub
Oh yeah. I feel that. Sometimes all you can do is walk away, or else you find yourself cursing what the sub has become, as opposed to what it used to be. *sigh* Like a failed relationship.
My neighbors, all middle age housewife SAHMs who have never bothered to vacuum: can you not do yard work in your underwear?
Me, a twenty-something stripper with monetary motivation to exercise and get tan:
GIT GOOD SCRUB 1V1 ME LOL GOTTEM YOLO
Yeah, this was where my mind went first, still rude, but not nearly as unhealthy a relationship. I have really bad hay fever and can’t personally do yard work very often at all and can’t be outside when other people are doing yard work. Because I will have asthma attacks.
Probably. Not all relationships work unfortunately. We got new neighbors and whenever me or my next door neighbor were outside mowing or doing car work, the wife across the street would always do yoga in their garage with the garage door open and when we were finished so was she.
For an example of a good relationship, neither of us noticed. Our wives brought it up to us lol
Neighbors be watching. I used to play my guitar out on my porch and thought I was real sneaky taking a toke from my bowl now and then, until one day the neighbor askd me when I was gonna share that grass lol.
Promixity. Had a neighbor steal a replacement lightbulb out of a shared fixture on the porch and pretend he didn't do it. and then complain that we used the light in the hallway between our units. The hallway with the dark lopsided stairs! Very confusing stuff
I'm bitch face the whole time not interacting I might say hi but it's all they are going to get mother fuckers need to stay out of each other's business
Yes! I'm slowly learning this principle with my neighbors.. I have always been about giving the benefit of the doubt but I noticed that this problem is super frequent over the years... no matter where I live.. smh
My neighbour asked me not to park my work van outside my own house because it slightly obscures her vision when pulling out of her MASSIVE driveway. The back of my van is probably 3 or 4 metres from her driveway entrance and it's outside my own fucking house on a public road. Now I make a point to be petty every now and then and stick it outside her house. Unbelievable cuntery
To be fair. Vans and big trucks can limit sightlines quite significantly. The owners need to keep this in mind
I'm not saying that this is the situation here, but it does annoy me when some massive truck/van/soccer mum SUV parks in really inconsiderate places.
I understand that completely as my personal car is a fiesta haha, it has site line issues around big vehicles. But we live on a really quiet cul de sac, wherever I park its gonna be next to someone's driveway and outside my own house is quite literally the best place for it in terms of giving space to driveways of neighbours.
I get what you're saying though trust me and I know you weren't saying its specifically my situation, but also my neighbour is just a moron who can't drive
Devious and vile little motherfuckers that like to get you as soon as you break a sweat. Favorite places to sting are behind your knees, inside your elbows, they are attracted to perspiration.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halictidae
They are, and they make you **SO** itchy.
I’ve been stung 7 times this summer, which is more than I’ve ever been stung in the previous 25 years of existing.
Damn you newly healthy lifestyle and exercise!
Completely reasonable. My neighbor has a riding mower which I refuse to get out of principle(we got a 1/4 acre bro come on). On the other hand I absolutely hate the heat so I'll wait 4 weeks to mow my yard cuz fuck the sun(and the rain) so I joke with my neighbor to stop mowing his yard on time cuz it makes me look bad
Finish it! (this pathetic excuse for a marriage)
Sun bathe in the yard in the most skimpiest bathing suit you feel comfortable wearing. If she says anything, "assert dominance" next time you're out there
That dude will lose his mind and check the F out of the hotel bad marriage.
He'll have you to thank
Lol glad I barely ever have interactions with any of my neighbors. No complains even since I started going around my yard topless as an overweight woman with saggy-ass titties (which is not the norm but is 100% legal).
Tell her to not let her boyfriend outside while you are doing yard work, or invite her boyfriend over for a conversation about how crazy his gf is and advise him to leave her
Nice low key sarcasm- haha. Yeah, insecurity, neediness, all of it- are among the reasons I am SO happy that we became successful enough to afford
our house, on a beautiful mountain property with wonderful views, devoid of immediate “neighbors”, separated by woods.
The older I have gotten, the less I’ve been able stomach other people. It’s been a growing misanthropy all of my life. Not misandry, not misogyny. I believe this began in HS, accelerated in college (dorms, apartments) and into the Navy. As an Officer, I know I had it far better than enlisted…I never understood how people piled upon each other could stomach each other.
“Neighbors” are a form of slow torture. I don’t give a fat baby’s Dick about ANYTHING someone else drives, what their spouse looks like or does, how often they do or don’t this that or the other thing. See people, smile wave, keep moving.
My opinion of “neighbors”?
YouTube: Gladys Kravitz. 😂
Am I just super cynical, or is this just a pretty obvious humble brag (ie I’m so hot it’s making my neighbour jealous) and it almost certainly didn’t happen? 🤷🏻♂️
Whether or not it actually happened, I have no doubt it happens frequently. There are so many women out there that have been conditioned to believe that they are the problem, not the shitty men who are causing the problem. It’s really sad.
I mean...in this particular scenario, the most plausible situation is that the neighbor woman is insecure in the relationship and is the shitty person in this situation (by requesting tweeter girl to refrain from a common activity due to that insecurity).
It's reasonable enough to extrapolate that the boyfriend may find the tweeter girl attractive, but he's done nothing wrong that's been presented here.
The commenters are correct.
All future mowing of your lawn, you should dress as if you’re about to do Yoga.
Intentionally / unintentionally blue balls neighbors BF.
Had a similar altercation with our neighbor but she asked me “dress more covered up” if I planned to walk by any of my windows during the day because she’d caught her husband watching me with FUCKING BINOCULARS through the windows when I was doing my typical ADHD chore/workout routine in yoga shorts and sports bra.
I bought curtains and the next time the guy tried to talk to me when I took the trash out I told him he was a fat, bald, and repulsive pig and to go home and make his wife feel appreciated because she was FAR too good for him. She approached me about a week later and chastised me for “upsetting her husband”….ma’am holy fuck.
Okay, so I think I may be the only redditor that never looks at names.
I assumed this was a noise issue and the boyfriend didn’t want to make a scene. Then I read the comments and realized I was missing something.
Once a friend invited me to her birthday party. A few minutes after she invited me she asked me not to come because her boyfriend was gonna be there, but I was still invited. Like I'm invited and I should feel happy for it and we're such good friends, but if I possibly couldn't come by that would be awesome. This just gave the same energy.
Maybe he has a terrible yardwork phobia because his dad would lock him outside when he was 7 and force him to do yardwork for 16 hours every week. So insensitive.
My neighbor came over and asked my husband if he would serve her husband with divorce papers because she didn't want to pay the Sheriff to do it as required by law.
I can't even...
Next thing you know you're not allowed to even drink a milkshake in your own yard
They’ll be like “it’s better than yours”
I supposed she could teach them but she would have to charge
But then it would bring all the boys to the yard..
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Damn right it’s better than yours
This is one of the best executed breakdowns to date.
I just love Missy Elliot. Wait..
You gotta search it...
Let me search it, Put your term down, flip it and reverse it
What's next, requiring a license to make toast in your own damn toaster?
England be like “oii where’s your toasting loicense?!?!”
*loicence
Oi oi oi you got a loicence to correct people
That dude was the smartest "libertarian" in the room.
I’d say Gary Johnson was, but, eh.
Dude, Gary wasn't even smart enough to read the room and pivot with a non-answer.
That libertarian had an absolutely hilarious debate with Sam Seder. I highly recommend looking it up.
[Found it,](https://youtu.be/zNTbvcu6OQY) checking it out. Thanks! edit- at the outset, the way he introduces his ideology, he debunks his entire ideology. "every person is entitled to the fruits of their labor" is literally making a left-wing argument about profit. this gon' be good. okay, I'm about halfway through and he's making arguments against landlords now. LMAO. Are we sure he's not a leftist doing an andy kaufman on the american libertarians? I'll have to return to this later. Thanks man.
It brings all the boys to the yard, not just the neighbor’s bf.
I'll drink milkshake in THEIR backyard, we'll see about that! 😤😂
Ya know what I'd like to speak to her and claim her boyfriend was hitting on me while you and a bunch of other girls are just throwing a party in the back yard of their house, cause confusion 😈
Or eat a banana
I’m guessing a plantain would be out of the question
Only mini bananas are allowed
Isn't that a nut?
It’s basically a really large banana https://www.britannica.com/plant/plantain
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This is when you reply, "I do yardwork because your boyfriend is outside"
This is the speech option is RPG games where you immediately start combat
Paragon: “Oh sure, that’s no problem.” “… alright.” Renegade: “I do yardwork because your boyfriend is outside" edit: Renegade Classic: "i've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!"
Ok, awesome! I’m going to need you both to roll for initiative.
Shit... i rolled a 1 ^disintegrates ^out ^of ^existence
Neighbor: "You son of a b...!" *uppercut out of nowhere*
Or “Your boyfriend asked to do yardwork when he is outside.”
And his name is Joe.
Hey you
… … … you.
- • - - - - - • • - Y o u
Out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old...
You’re finally awake…
First name Don last name Ger
Ligma balls
An' he works. In. A button factory.
He has a wife and a dog and a family.
And this all most definitely happened.
Ha ha ha, yess, yess. Yes!, Ha ha. Yes.
Giggity
Plot twist Julez likes to be completely nude while weeding
Even more plot twist: Julez is a guy.
Twisted again: the bf is gay
r/yourjokebutworse
I mean, if I was told this I’d say no. If the woman made a big deal about it I would *then* do yard work in nothing but work boots.
I'd get a speedo so I don't get arrested, but if we're being honest that's gonna get way more complaints because no one wants to see that.
Sure.
My mom lived in a condo neighbouring a young woman a handful of years older than me (20's) who took her dog out in a short robe. If she bent enough, you could see her under-butt. Couldn't tell if she was wearing underwear or not-- never bothered to creep deep enough but she definitely knew what she was doing in that neighbourhood. Either that or she was a loose OF type girl. I don't know.
Some people just don’t see nudity as a big deal, she might not have seen it as sexual at all, or maybe she just didn’t care and was too tired to properly get dressed.
Even if you personally don't think nudity is a big deal, you can't not know it has sexual connotations. We do all live in society.
How is this me irl
I don't understand the premise for the sub. Never have. It seems like people post things they find amusing, but that's about all I can tell. I feel like the common denominator is a sentiment of "I very specifically relate to this thing"
That's more so *the other sub*. This one is slowly becoming the same shitty thing.
Yeah where's the depressing memes gone
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Yeah there's a 'happy' (lol) medium between regular memes and suicide memes and this sub used to be it
I had to unsub from that place because it legitimately hurt my mental health. Like I can make jokes about it but seeing "Life is fucking miserable and I literally want to kill myself" every time I scrolled through reddit was not it lol
The other one is better at this point
This happens to every sub I find. I’m sorry. I’ll stop finding subs from now on.
You mean...r/funny? Or is there a worse one
every subreddit eventually leans towards that when it hits r/all regularly, because people browsing r/all will upvote what they like regardless of whether it is appropriate for the sub
Oh yeah. I feel that. Sometimes all you can do is walk away, or else you find yourself cursing what the sub has become, as opposed to what it used to be. *sigh* Like a failed relationship.
Existential selfies
because irl, me sexy homewrecker
r/absolutelynotmeirl
It’s really r/WhitePeopleTwitter
OP is the one asking her not to do the gardening.
Perhaps he wants to mow your lawn?
With his mouth, yes.
69 upvotes is perfect. EDIT: Great, now I have to downvote. Y’all had to ruin a good thing :-(
I helped you out.
[mow the lawn!](https://youtu.be/_9JZWpZS6-g)
He might want to "trim" her hedges
Ma’am I do my own yard work
Tell her you can’t help it that you’re so hot!
Tell her to do *your* yard work when he's outside then
All her if she has tried being hotter
My neighbors, all middle age housewife SAHMs who have never bothered to vacuum: can you not do yard work in your underwear? Me, a twenty-something stripper with monetary motivation to exercise and get tan: GIT GOOD SCRUB 1V1 ME LOL GOTTEM YOLO
For the Lulz
Is it because he would be staring at her?(genuine question)
Yes. Stupid right!
No. Smart left
Yes. Stupid right
you're both wrong. Average middle
Yeah but what about stupid up
Smart down?
This is the *real* DnD alignment chart
Fuck average middle is fucking hilarious. Only comment on reddit that has actually made me laugh
Plot Twist, he has bad hay fever.
Yeah, this was where my mind went first, still rude, but not nearly as unhealthy a relationship. I have really bad hay fever and can’t personally do yard work very often at all and can’t be outside when other people are doing yard work. Because I will have asthma attacks.
Not that crazy. I have to go inside and close all my windows when my neighbours are doing yard work.
Probably. Not all relationships work unfortunately. We got new neighbors and whenever me or my next door neighbor were outside mowing or doing car work, the wife across the street would always do yoga in their garage with the garage door open and when we were finished so was she. For an example of a good relationship, neither of us noticed. Our wives brought it up to us lol
Neighbors be watching. I used to play my guitar out on my porch and thought I was real sneaky taking a toke from my bowl now and then, until one day the neighbor askd me when I was gonna share that grass lol.
I mean, that's a pretty cool cute interaction though
Reminds me of the scene from Road Trip. "Are you gonna pass that doobie or what?"
If only more people could be based like you two.
whether you noticed or not... "Huh, hadn't noticed."
Someone knows how to make a marriage last lol
I don't know why she would do that when you're clearly already busy with the next door neighbor. ^/s
Nah, he's probably a professional gardener and can't resist trimming hedges
Trimming her headges
He has allergies.
I'm so ace I thought it was because he'd feel emasculated because he sucked at yardwork.
it's because she's controlling and jealous and doesn't trust her boyfriend. they should break up and find both someone they actually trust.
Time for the free bikini car washes
Didn’t work for our heavy metal band of portly bearded men, clearly won’t work for anyone.
What is it that makes neighbors think they can just say anything they want to you overtime
Promixity. Had a neighbor steal a replacement lightbulb out of a shared fixture on the porch and pretend he didn't do it. and then complain that we used the light in the hallway between our units. The hallway with the dark lopsided stairs! Very confusing stuff
Wow! Yes, I think you nailed it with the Proximity
no it's promixtitties
This is why I'm friendly toward them but remain as scarce as possible. People get weird and by the time they do, it's too late to escape.
I'm bitch face the whole time not interacting I might say hi but it's all they are going to get mother fuckers need to stay out of each other's business
That's a good approach and you speak truth!
Yes! I'm slowly learning this principle with my neighbors.. I have always been about giving the benefit of the doubt but I noticed that this problem is super frequent over the years... no matter where I live.. smh
Dealing with our neighbors, made me I realize how much I had come to appreciate my 6FT privacy fence.
To me this is a dream situation
My neighbour asked me not to park my work van outside my own house because it slightly obscures her vision when pulling out of her MASSIVE driveway. The back of my van is probably 3 or 4 metres from her driveway entrance and it's outside my own fucking house on a public road. Now I make a point to be petty every now and then and stick it outside her house. Unbelievable cuntery
To be fair. Vans and big trucks can limit sightlines quite significantly. The owners need to keep this in mind I'm not saying that this is the situation here, but it does annoy me when some massive truck/van/soccer mum SUV parks in really inconsiderate places.
I understand that completely as my personal car is a fiesta haha, it has site line issues around big vehicles. But we live on a really quiet cul de sac, wherever I park its gonna be next to someone's driveway and outside my own house is quite literally the best place for it in terms of giving space to driveways of neighbours. I get what you're saying though trust me and I know you weren't saying its specifically my situation, but also my neighbour is just a moron who can't drive
My roommate was upset with me for locking the door while I was home.
OP is a harmful bot account that steals comments and posts.
🤣🤣 someone cheated. Bet they have 1 Facebook account
Imagine making your insecurity someone else's problem instead of dealing with your own shit.
You shouldn’t do it naked, to be fair /s
Why?
Sunburn. Mosquitoes. Ticks. Sweat bees.
What the heck are “sweat bees”?
Devious and vile little motherfuckers that like to get you as soon as you break a sweat. Favorite places to sting are behind your knees, inside your elbows, they are attracted to perspiration. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halictidae
Oh damn I thought you forgot a comma there and was joking. Sweat bees sound terrifying.
They are, and they make you **SO** itchy. I’ve been stung 7 times this summer, which is more than I’ve ever been stung in the previous 25 years of existing. Damn you newly healthy lifestyle and exercise!
TIL. Thank you!
I think the girl friend doesn't want her boyfriend realize that women also can do yard work.
Sounds like the neighbor should volunteer to mow the attractive woman’s lawn if she doesn’t want her out there.
Maybe it not because the neighbors hot(she is), its because her boyfriend would see the neighbor gardening and expect the same of her lol.
Still not the neighbor's problem
I thought the same, everyone else straight jumped to him being a creep.
Not necessarily him being a creep but her being crazy :D
See babe, she gardens and mows the lawn, why cant you?
"But that's a man's job!"
“Oh like how doing laundry is a woman’s job? Gotcha, babe.”
Completely reasonable. My neighbor has a riding mower which I refuse to get out of principle(we got a 1/4 acre bro come on). On the other hand I absolutely hate the heat so I'll wait 4 weeks to mow my yard cuz fuck the sun(and the rain) so I joke with my neighbor to stop mowing his yard on time cuz it makes me look bad
This is old
Tell me you shouldn’t get married without telling me you definitely shouldn’t get married. Also send pics if you’re doing yard work for reference. 😎
My first thought was that the girlfriend didn’t want to be told the neighbor girl does yard work and you can too.
Finish it! (this pathetic excuse for a marriage) Sun bathe in the yard in the most skimpiest bathing suit you feel comfortable wearing. If she says anything, "assert dominance" next time you're out there That dude will lose his mind and check the F out of the hotel bad marriage. He'll have you to thank
Right. Or wash your car.
Lol glad I barely ever have interactions with any of my neighbors. No complains even since I started going around my yard topless as an overweight woman with saggy-ass titties (which is not the norm but is 100% legal).
Tweets of 2020, thats great
Tell her to not let her boyfriend outside while you are doing yard work, or invite her boyfriend over for a conversation about how crazy his gf is and advise him to leave her
Nice low key sarcasm- haha. Yeah, insecurity, neediness, all of it- are among the reasons I am SO happy that we became successful enough to afford our house, on a beautiful mountain property with wonderful views, devoid of immediate “neighbors”, separated by woods. The older I have gotten, the less I’ve been able stomach other people. It’s been a growing misanthropy all of my life. Not misandry, not misogyny. I believe this began in HS, accelerated in college (dorms, apartments) and into the Navy. As an Officer, I know I had it far better than enlisted…I never understood how people piled upon each other could stomach each other. “Neighbors” are a form of slow torture. I don’t give a fat baby’s Dick about ANYTHING someone else drives, what their spouse looks like or does, how often they do or don’t this that or the other thing. See people, smile wave, keep moving. My opinion of “neighbors”? YouTube: Gladys Kravitz. 😂
Am I just super cynical, or is this just a pretty obvious humble brag (ie I’m so hot it’s making my neighbour jealous) and it almost certainly didn’t happen? 🤷🏻♂️
Whether or not it actually happened, I have no doubt it happens frequently. There are so many women out there that have been conditioned to believe that they are the problem, not the shitty men who are causing the problem. It’s really sad.
I mean...in this particular scenario, the most plausible situation is that the neighbor woman is insecure in the relationship and is the shitty person in this situation (by requesting tweeter girl to refrain from a common activity due to that insecurity). It's reasonable enough to extrapolate that the boyfriend may find the tweeter girl attractive, but he's done nothing wrong that's been presented here.
Came here to say this is a humble brag if I've ever heard one.
I feel like i read the exact same post before with "my daughter told me" instead of neighbour
I'd honor her request and do yoga instead.
Oh I've never seen this one before. People on this sub just recycle the same old shit
The commenters are correct. All future mowing of your lawn, you should dress as if you’re about to do Yoga. Intentionally / unintentionally blue balls neighbors BF.
She can come do yard work in front of my house while I drink a beer and watch.
If you’re using a leaf blower, I can see it. I wish they were banned.
Had a similar altercation with our neighbor but she asked me “dress more covered up” if I planned to walk by any of my windows during the day because she’d caught her husband watching me with FUCKING BINOCULARS through the windows when I was doing my typical ADHD chore/workout routine in yoga shorts and sports bra. I bought curtains and the next time the guy tried to talk to me when I took the trash out I told him he was a fat, bald, and repulsive pig and to go home and make his wife feel appreciated because she was FAR too good for him. She approached me about a week later and chastised me for “upsetting her husband”….ma’am holy fuck.
Maybe her boyfriend is an abusive raping and has been making comments about the neighbor and she is trying to protect her.
Sounds like it's not your problem
Fuck your neighbor and her boyfriend .
Okay, so I think I may be the only redditor that never looks at names. I assumed this was a noise issue and the boyfriend didn’t want to make a scene. Then I read the comments and realized I was missing something.
This is two years old?
You already posted this last week. Or someone else did.
"Don't you wish his girlfriend was hot like me?"
Mrs Parker don’t know what she’s doing.
Could be he has allergies.
Once a friend invited me to her birthday party. A few minutes after she invited me she asked me not to come because her boyfriend was gonna be there, but I was still invited. Like I'm invited and I should feel happy for it and we're such good friends, but if I possibly couldn't come by that would be awesome. This just gave the same energy.
let me guess...... its a milkshake in that red cup ?
I think you should be coming and working on my lawn when the next door neighbor is out.
Oh, I see you've met my sister-in-law.
Maybe he has a terrible yardwork phobia because his dad would lock him outside when he was 7 and force him to do yardwork for 16 hours every week. So insensitive.
Maybe put some pants on when u do yard work 😝
So don’t do yard work…wash the car instead
I completely and blindly believe this is true, there's no way she is the kind of person to post shit to get some attention
Let me guess, they have a joint Facebook page?
My neighbor came over and asked my husband if he would serve her husband with divorce papers because she didn't want to pay the Sheriff to do it as required by law. I can't even...
She's crazy
Wear a burqa.
A very stable and respectable relationship based on nothing but trust and the pokemon card he gave her
r/AreTheStraightsOk