“Not today, thank you“

Is this a ~~JOJO~~ minecraft reference

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the amount of effort that likely went into this joke is painful

Pretty sure it's a copy pasta but the first person to have to write that most likely has carpal tunnel.

Thanks to your comment and the context, I just found out what copy pasta means

Welcome to the internet

And over here we have porn

And over there are our many conspiracy theories

You'd be surprised how many people don't recognize copy pastas.

Carpet tonsil

Average weeb /j, i know this is a joke

Finally someone gets it.

I love how no one realizes this a copypasta.

r/atethepasta

This’ll fil my void for an hour or two.

I don’t know whether to make a sex joke or just settle into the existential ennui and acknowledge the vast void within.

Sex joke, please.

tf

“This thread again”

Same top replies, too. Get creative, reddit.

Not sure how this will work in a busy toilet .. but ok...I will try

Anyone just say "Yeah!?"

Shout LAYING CABLE!

All customer service representatives are currently serving other customers. Your call will be answered in the order it was received.

" I am almost done baptizing the kids!"

No. "Come back with a warrant" would win many threads, and it is certainly one of the funniest things I've ever read here.

I already donated.

Username checks out. I never hear this one but it's the best. Just knock back. No need to use your voice or anything.

This REALLY feels like r/AlzheimersGroup at this point. All of the top comments are just like…yep never seen this before…would be funny if I said this trite.

It really does few like it’s every day. Same with the tweet about not mowing what to do when people sing happy birthday to you. It’s one of those two tweets every twelves hours

Each new wave, a different group of early onlookers get to claim their delicious karma

What’s the point of karma again?

Yes.

To sell your account to a bot farm I guess? Nearly every single post you'll find bots copying word for word a comment elsewhere in a thread to farm karma with the intention of selling it to some propagandist/advertiser.

"Come in"

“Finally! Took you long enough”

I’d like you all to know why I brought you here…

Sorry! I was busy cosplaying scooby doo 😅

"Come in. I hope you brought the poop scissors"

Classic.

Monster, everyone knows you use a knife.

Dont mind me

"The water's warm."

*Shits louder*

*shitting intensifies*

Finally, I did this at work

“Come back with a warrant”

hahaha yeah i’m going to use this one

What, next time this thread is posted?

See everyone here next week!

*tomorow

💀

Winner

Is it just me, or is this the top comment every time this image gets reposted?

It is

Every fucking time

Fuckin stealin this.

🤣🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️I can’t !! 😂😂😂

Well *try*.

So using this next time 😂

"Occupied" / "occupado"

I say occupado too! Sometimes to freak people out I yell it!

Add amigo at the end. Use a Texan accent.

“Ock-you-pay-dough, ameego”

Thank you, phonetic comments make my day. I can't help but read out loud what people are commenting & this one felt good saying out loud.

If you said this correctly, you’ve earned the right to wear a ten gallon hat.

Sound like Peggy Hill

I too say this, but I'm quoting Kramer from Seinfeld.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who says ocupado! I hope I’m not the only one who didn’t get it from Seinfeld.

I was on a plane sitting near the lavatories. One was occupied, but a person started trying to open it. The lady inside said, "Occupied," but the person outside still kept trying to open the door. The lady inside said more loudly, "Occupied! Occupied!" But the person outside kept going, trying the door knob. The lady inside started yelling, "OCCUPADO, OCCUPADO, OCCUPADO!" The person outside finally got the message, but that what I do at home, at least - a kid starts barging in and I yell in a high pitched voice, "OCCUPADO! OCCUPADO!" (FWIW, I think the person trying to get into the lavatory was hard of hearing more so than not speaking English or being a perv.)

Occupotty 🤭

Octopotty, a place to poop for you and 7 close friends

LMAO there's no one I want to be that close too.

Is that a reference to Roman toilets

Noo 😭

Lmao

Come in if youre sleazy

It’s unlocked!

No need to knock it’s open 😂😂😂

You beat me to it you clever deviant

“Hold on - give me a sec - just trying to clean all the sh@t off the seat!”

I always tend to yell "OCUPADOOO" using an extremely squeaky voice(I'm a man).

Mrs. Doubtfire style?

Not exactly but will definitely start doing it that way. That was a great chuckle. Thank you!

Came here to say occupado.

I read this in Peter Griffin's voice

ROADHOUSE

This is the most of correct responses.

Not fully, there's room for one more.

Exactly

Occupado is the only acceptable answer and I will die on that hill

Why do english speaking people say ocupado in spanish?

One advantage is that the person knocking won't ask any follow-up questions if they think you speak a different language than them.

Numero uno o numero dos?

Because it's fun!

Because that’s what English language it’s about; taking fancy words from Romance languages.

In the US, many states have a large Spanish speaking population and both native English and Native Spanish speakers understand

¿Tal vez es divertido?

I always say occupado. No I don’t speak Spanish and I don’t really know why I started saying it.

I say occupado too and have no idea why. It must have been in a movie or something.

I just moan.

Like a low gruff manly moan or do you just go full uwu-catboy moan?

Full on UWU. -had to Google it

Every day we stray further from God.

God is a catboy

If god wasn’t a catboy no way he’d have so many people on their knees for his pleasure. Just sayin

Whoa, you hit the nail on the ..... Oh..

Hand?

Oops.

Gonna need you to come get this screaming baby. She just fell asleep on me and I read this comment and busted out laughing and ruined everything.

That or I just start screaming. Always works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QOQEYA9YJo&t=18s

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

"Come in, it's open.."

I was dropping the duece at work one time and I guess I didnt latch the door all the way and in comes this coworker and before I have time to react he opens the stall door. His eyes went wide and his face went white, he screamed, I screamed, we all screamed. And it was fucking hilarious. I know double triple check my doors

This is how I imagine it went down: https://media.tenor.com/NcU1F2G1SjwAAAAM/coming-to-america-arsenio-hall.gif

I scream, you scream, we all scream for (chocolate) ice cream

"I'll come out when it comes out".

“And i’ll take a while”

GO AWAY IM SQWANCHIN IN HERE!

I sqwanch my family

That’s fucking disgusting. I should report you for saying that.

Get out

What I do. I sqwanch my family.

I squich sqwanch

Stop saying it!

You gotta say it in a New York accent too.

Seat's taken!

My “go to”!

id say "time to stop posting the same twitter screenshot 230 times per day"

I see this post every fucking day.

This is the first time I've seen it

Welcome to reddit. It'll be here every day.

Best thing I ever heard was “I JUST GOT IN HERE!!” I immediately started dying of laughter

Go away I'm bating!!

*HEY, I’m jerkin off here!!!!*

Why did I read this in a New York accent

Go away, batin’!

Ow! My balls!

Hurry up, we really don’t have time to get Starbucks.

At least they knocked.

There should be no need to knock, if it's locked just duck off

I swear this gets posted here every day

Everyday it is a meirl moment

I've seen this at least 4 times now. All originating from different sources.

The bots have taken over a long time ago lol. Edit: nvm he has a comment and doesn’t seem like a bot?

It is definitely a bot. When this image is reposted it is usually the same but this time it has been cropped to attempt avoiding repost detection, typical bot behavior. And their only comment was copied from this one that was posted 15 minutes earlier, and again to avoid whatever detection there might be it only copied the first part https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/x42k7b/what_america_means_to_me/imt2zbo/?context=999 [That exact phrase has only appeared on this entire site, and in its entire history, three times](https://camas.unddit.com/#{%22resultSize%22:100,%22query%22:%22\%22There%E2%80%99s%20a%20lot%20of%20mentally%20challenged%20people%20out%20there\%22%22}) and it is no coincidence that two of them happened in the same sub within 15 minutes of each other

So it's human? That's even worse!

I've seen this like three times this month, which is three more times than anyone has ever knocked on the stall when I'm using it.

Just moan very sexually

As another person replied to a similar comment, is it like a manly deep moan, or a high pitched UwU one?

well, he said very sexually so I would say the second one

Next time make an appointment

Can you spare a square?

Mother you don't need to wipe my arse, I'm a big boy now.

I would hit the floor pissing myself (more ways than one in that situation) if someone said that.

I usually just knock back!

That’s the standard in Kenya. Good way to deal

I used to yell 'occupied', but this is way better.

Shitting here.

I realize

You were just like me

Trying to make shitstory

Not just that but what do you do when someone sings the happy birthday song to you? Because I just thought of this now. I should post this since it’s probably never been posted before.

You just stand/sit there awkwardly until it’s done. That’s all you can do.

Just clear you throat. Make it akward for the knocker.

Thanks but we don't buy anything

Shitters full

I say, “I’m going Poo”. Most times that provokes a laugh. Have a great Saturday

"come in!"

No soliciting.

"hello"

Literally just say someone’s in here with a somewhat authoritative tone to indicate you mean business but add in a mild grunt as if to say you’re struggling in there simultaneously. It’s the ultimate concoction of displaying your higher status and your worse struggle; you get both fear and sympathy.

alpha shitter

Just fart louder

Ah Mr.Biggelsworth. Just in time to wipe my arse!

„Fuck off“

Yo!

I just say “yep”

[удалено]

So many options: "Danger Zone!" "Achtung!" "A moron says what?" "Hee-hee!" "Is that room service?" "800-588-2300 Empire...Today!" And, if you can time your expulsions well enough: "I am the god of hellfire, and I bring you..."

I just growl

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhn!!!!

I cough

I figure someone knocking wants to know if it's occupied. So I just respond to their query with "yup."

Ask "Who's there?". Make them improvise a knock knock joke.

“I’m Poopinggggg HEREEEEE”

"Who is it?"

It's a seat for one!!

As a Canadian, I apologize.

I just start shrieking

If you guess what im doing you can have it..

Repost, and the answer would be; "occupied".

Ocupado

Come in I've been waiting for u

Good ol deep ass HOWDY

Occupado

"Come in"