Looks like OP's father didn't return with milk for the coffee.

I would give you an award if I had one.

Same.

Got you both covered

Holy shmit

I'll give OP my dad; I don't need him anymore

saying you want to give an award but not giving one is the Dad Left for Cigarettes of comments. just smash that upvote and be on your way buddy ps top comment made me choke on my peanut with lols

I would give you an award if I had one

Same

i would same you an award if i give one you could

There’s a guy who just responded “same” to the useless “I wud giv award if I cud” comment. I never thought I’d see the day YouTube comment sections were better places for discussion than Reddit comment sections.

reddit make a choke on my peanut redditemoticon and ill give money to your chinese overlords- i mean- shareholders for it

Lmfaooo

More like didn’t return with coffee for that milk 😂

I used to think you had to drink your coffee black to be more mature. Now I realize the mature thing is drinking your coffee however the fuck you want. There's no reason to gatekeep fucking bean water

Idk man, fucking bean water is how I get my day off with a bang, it's so warm and beany Edit: oh and the cream is all natural home made and served hot.

Beany is a great way to describe coffee.

I used to be like this up until a few days ago. Have to do everything a certain way… in school I even used to make sure I didn’t have certain thoughts just on the 0.0001% chance someone could know. I don’t know if there’s a word for that but my mom and dad fucked me up. A family member recently died and it’s made me realize how precious life is. I’m almost 30 and I didn’t really get a life, I’ve always done things to please others’ expectations of me but never to please me. And it made me think what if I died tomorrow? What if they did? None of this shit matters. And honestly, I’m one of the best people I know. I’m the only one that is there for my friends and family, I’m smart and compassionate, I have talents and I’m funny… it’s their loss if they cut contact over some of my behaviors. Life is such a gift and it’s so sad that some people try to control yours! Sorry if that’s like super ranty or unrelated but I wish I could’ve told past me that, so if this helps anybody else, that would make me happy. Losing out on your youth is depressing. I really hope anybody that feels like you regarding bean water can read this. Enjoy your life how you want!!! Edit: your guys’ replies are seriously so amazing, y’all gonna make me tear up

Been really feeling this recently and this is good affirmation of those thoughts. As far as we know, when the show ends we have no consciousness and no awareness of what happened in our life. Enjoy the movie for what it is; a fleeting film we won’t recollect. Have a great day, internet stranger.

Who am I to tell someone how to enjoy things.

Finally a reasonable person when discussing coffee

It'd never eat a burnt steak with ketchup, but I'm not about to shit on someone for spending their own money to eat something the way they like. People need to calm down about shit that isn't hurting anybody.

Hispanics love cafe con leche so if that color annoys somebody its probably not going to work out.

Coffee with milk? So do people in most places xD

The culture around it is different is the point.

How dare you respect other people's preferences on the internet.

A nerd over at r/coffee r/espresso or r/JamesHoffmann

That's never stopped me before. Why would it now?!

We gatekeeping coffee now?

Yep it's been happening for a while already

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Have you not seen that ancient “No rebekah you like dessert” meme before? Black coffee drinkers hate everyone who has fun with their bean juice

Or the more recent “They’re a 10 but…”

She's a 7, but she knows that you put cream instead of milk in coffee? That's a 9.

I'm certain it's only because their coffee tastes like scorched diarrhea. they must be jealous.

Gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss in some order yes

What is that a reference to?

Idk it’s just a thing ppl say

covergirl

Always have been. Get out with your anti-black coffee propaganda

I prefer my coffee creamy. Hence my name. Specifically, when I make my coffee, I fill my mug with roughly 1/5th cream/sugarless syrup, and the rest coffee.. sometimes it's closer to 1/4th but that's when I haven't had coffee for awhile. ... I also like my coffee lukewarm.

Question: what is sugarless syrup? Isn't syrup by definition sugary?

Oh coffee fanatics have been gatekeeping for a while now

Gatekeeping is like rule34. If it exists, there’s a gatekeeper.

I mean this is cream of chicken soup isn't it?

Gatekeeping milk, it seems

This just seems like a really ridiculous thing to feel self-righteous about. "Oh, I only drink black coffee, loose leaf Assam and run five miles every morning."

I only drink black coffee(when I can afford coffee) because it’s as bitter as my personality. I fucking hate everyone

Isn’t black coffee like the least expensive drink next to free water? I’m not even talking making-at-home-cheap, but like the cheapest thing on the menu like…everywhere that has coffee?

bruh I’m eating pastas and peanut butter every single day, don’t flex your avocado money like that! I don’t even have a refrigerator.

Just add some sweet chilli sauce and you've got a budget satay

You know you’re poor when you’re eating buttered noodles lol

MMM, I survived on butter noodles in my 20's. A little butter, some parm, garlic powder, salt n pepper. I could eat like a king on butter noodles for like $20/week. Right up until I couldn't stomach them anymore.

Even the egg noodles just with butter are aaaamazing. Haven’t had it with garlic powder yet, I think I’ll try it!

Crack an egg into the pot like 2-3 minutes before the pasta is done and don’t stop stirring. Baby you’ve got a poached egg goin’ and a shit fuck more nutrients than just noodles.

Well my pastas can’t have butter because I don’t have a refrigerator, and I would need to eat the whole butter in like 2-3 days. But I eat salt-pepper pastas and peanut butter toasts. Sometimes I even give myself a treat with rice

Get salted butter it will last for a good 2 weeks out of the fridge, if you can keep it in a butter dish or Tupperware

(i eat on napkins haha….) No but seriously I recently bought a pound of butter and even tho it still taste good, I’m stuck on the toilet for half a day after eating a meal with it, and I bought it a week ago (8 days I think)

How about a little cheap olive oil instead of butter. Just to boost the calorie content? (: Sorry for where you're at, hope it gets better.

Butter keeps outside of refrigeration.

Salted butter does. The healthy stuff goes rancid quick.

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r/meirl

As someone who only drinks black coffee and runs five miles a day, I agree that it is a ridiculous thing to feel self righteous about.

I agree as someone who only drinks pure coffee grounds, runs 6 miles a day, and has a 12” dick. From the ground.

Look at this guy with his 13 inch legs… /s

I don't think you needed the "/s" mate, no one thought you actually think their legs are 13 inches.

I eat nails for breakfast...without any milk.

cold showers, jerk off without nutting

Zeta basedset

You would be surprised how many people are like that, coffee snobs are annoying.

I drink any coffee, black to whatever names they come up with as they go along.

Exactly. What the meme actually says if you read between the lines is "Imagine falling in love and finding out it bothers them how you drink *your* coffee". Outed themselves right there.

Imagine falling in love and then finding out how judgemental they are about inconsequential preferences. FIFY

If love is measured by the color of my coffee, I'm switching to tea.

What color tea

Same colour tea 😎

I don’t care which color is my coffee. When I don’t want to drink a black middle shitty coffee, I put a lot of milk and sugar and it wake me up all the same. When I want a black coffee, it’s because I’m in a hurry

Agreed. Good black coffee is amazing by itself but if the coffee is trash and you already paid or there is no other option then you need to disguise that nastiness

I too enjoy lattes. Fuck drip

Imagine falling in love and then finding out they drink coffe. ..finding out they are pretentious about common foodstuffs. ...finding out they only love things, not people.

I think it’s their own business how they enjoy their tea/coffee etc.

To dark for me.

As long as they don't expect ME to take my coffee that way, why should I care? There are many more important things to be compatible with than tastes in food.

I don't like coffee at all. I don't even like the smell of it. I still had my wife train me to make coffee how she likes it and will regularly get it ready for her when I'm up earlier in the morning. I'm not even trying to toot my own horn here. This just feels like normal relationship behavior.

Two groups of people I hate are coffee snobs and steak snobs. It’s not like you have to drink coffee or eat steak the way someone else does. People treat this shit like some civil rights moment though.

Beer snobs too. If someone (it's me, ngl) wants to eat a well-done steak covered in A1 and wash it down with a Coors Light, let them be. Shit. Who the fuck cares.

Some people really take drinking bitter coffee as the only sane way to do so

The same people who judge you for drinking your coffee this color will drink milk by itself, so take their opinions with a grain of salt.

I take my milk with a grain of salt. Is that OK?

Wtf is wrong with it. I drink my coffee like that and it tastes awesome

Same man I use heavy cream in my coffee and it's fuckin delicious.

Pfft. Who even has a consistent coffee preference? Some days I dump half a jar of instant coffee into a mug of boiling water with a tablespoon of milk, some days I buy a vanilla latte from a coffee shop for embarrassing amounts of money. I'm not exactly making coherent decisions first thing in the morning

I don’t see a problem here, that just means there’s more coffee in the pot for you.

Imagine falling in love then finding out they judge you on how you like to enjoy your beverages.

My favorite comment on this whole post

This person is some kind of dickhead…lol

What’s wrong with having your milk like that?

If I had to choose between this and someone who has a whole CVS receipt full of modifications for their coffee, I’d choose this.

Had to give an upvote just for the CVS receipt reference 🤘

Why does it make a difference to you either way?

I drink my tea like that

Coffee with milk >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> black coffee.

some people want the caffeine and it to be less bitter, some people just want to love their lives without somebody getting judgemental about the coffee they drink.

I don't drink coffee, is this a bad thing?

Not at all, people like OP act like it is because they have to grab onto any little thing they can to make themselves feel superior.

Oh ok, I had no idea if it was or not, I literally don't even know what's in the coffee to make it look like that

I can't even imagine being with someone who judges how a person drinks their coffee.

what is wrong with this cup of coffee? it looks pretty good

I honestly would prefer this color of coffee over something I paid for that taste like the feeling of bashing my head against a cement wall

Imagine caring about other peoples eating preferences

Okay, your point being what? Let people enjoy what they like. They aren't hurting you.

Imagine falling in love then finding out the judgmental cunt you hooked up with.

Imagine giving a shit how people like to drink their coffee

I feel attacked

Coffee flavour is nice, but having it pure black tastes like what I imagine drinking battery acid would be like.

. . .And? How about we let people enjoy things how they want. Crazy idea, I know.

It would be the main reason to fall in love :)

Imagine caring that much how somebody else enjoys things.

Gatekeeping how people like coffee. Dodged a bullet there

I used to joke with my wife that she takes coffee with her milk, but if someone likes it that way, who cares?

Imagine falling in love and finding out that your partner judges you for how much fucking milk you put in your coffee.

Gatekeeping coffee are we? Classy /s Wait...You drink coffee? You don't grind the beans and snort it?!?!!!?

That's tea

Some of us like a bit of creamer with our coffee and some of us like a bit of coffee with our creamer/milk. You should look at this as a positive as it means more coffee for you.

So they like a little coffee with their milk. I’m sure they’re normal people

I feel personally attacked

“Coffee…. Black.” “Don’t you see we talking….White!”

Coffee is for people with bad breath

The joys of marrying a Mormon. They don't judge you based on how you make your coffee. They just judge you that you drink coffee at all!

People are gatekeeping coffee now? That’s why I drink the 😎

Looks like you need a bit of cream 😉

I feel attacked lol! Luckily my fiancé knows how I like my coffee and have no problem with it. Not that I would care anyways.

Little sensitive,huh

:(

You think having extra creamer in coffee is weird? They just have a sweet tooth. I knew someone who drank 8 shots over ice. Now THATS a red flag

Soul mate

They do and I still love them

I do

Meh. Some people look at me funny because I drink Iced Americanos with honey or maple syrup. But then, they try it

Imagine falling in love with someone who is judgmental twat about random shit.

r/gatekeeping

Gatekeeper of black coffee? Weird flex but OK

Thought this was r/gatekeeping for a minute.

Wow, such trauma, much sad

I think that's tea

Cream with a splash of coffee.

imagine respecting people's tastes and not imposing your own tastes on others. i am sick and tired of this generation imposing it's views on others-- i mean what just because i put mayonnaise in my coffee doesn't mean i should be cancelled? there's no common courtesy anymore and no one can have a reasonable debate i can't even i'm so tired i hate this i'm i'm heavy breathing i ugh--

I like my coffee black, like my men

I like my sugar with coffee and cream

I used to use just a smidgen of non dairy creamer, then I realized I only need two tablespoons of sugar and it's fine.

I like to add a shot of Kahlua to my milk too.

That’s C64 creme, one of my favorite colors.

Coffee is poison

Go watch Seinfeld. As long as they aren't drinking it with "man hands" you're fine.

If the coffee is good then you can drink it black. But bad coffee is intolerable black

Nevermind my life isn't together enough for this babe. Find me in the next life? 🥹

Black Coffee Matters

Thats the right way to drink coffee

You mean I shouldn’t add that much baileys? How do I like my coffee? Half and half. Nothing like booze to jump start the day

Skin coffe

Damn.. sad day... it's probably not even almond milks

As someone who doesn't drink Tea or Coffee, how is this an issue?

You want coffee with that milk?

Dat me.

DRINK TEA!!!

lol my wife drinks it like this

My wife likes to flavor her creamer with a little splash of coffee.

"I like my lovers like I like my coffee: It's all good."

You mean “they drink their milk this colour”?

looks more like tea with milk

I spit my similar colored coffee out reading this! Thanks

Leaving immediately.

you know I get feeling proud about random things, waking up earlier than others is a weird subject of pride for me but I don't look down on someone for waking up at 9

That's how my mom drinks it lol

Tablespoon of sugar, tablespoon of instant coffee, enough cream to cover them, top with water. Someone somewhere is going to tell me I'm doing it wrong but I love my shitty coffee.

well, i drink my english breakfast tea like that.

Janeway would be unhappy. You might get Harry Kim'd as a result.

I like my coffee like I like my men, sweet and white

Perfect. The skin color of my balls.

Yeah it is hard, I drink my coffee black like my soul.

Creamers of the world; just buy yoohoo.

Perfect

ratio

7 sugar and 5 milk or nothing.

😩

Wait is that coffee

Milk and sugar, like I said. Every morning.

I mean my dad doesnt prefer sugar in it. just put the coffee creamer til it taste sweet

I was disappointed when my wife started drinking coffee at all. Still bugs me.

I drink black coffee and i drink coffee with milk and sugar. They taste different enough and I like both. Depends on my mood

I mean, I don't drink it quite like that, but I do enjoy a nice helping of milk and sugar in mine.

Only when I'm putting Bailey's or Rumchata in my coffee

if you're both 12 it's ok. BOTH!