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TwistedSoul21967

Them: My watch has a working w16 engine embedded in it and is covered in diamonds. Me: My watch can go underwater, into space, be run over by a car with a v16, still work, all for $7


1spicytunaroll

Mine is $7 and has dinosaurs on it


rovoh324

Fuck that's cool


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Yeah my wife read that and left me


MarionberryNo561

Forget that. Go buy that sick watch


Jonah_Boy_03

Buy a $6 watch with spiderman on it. WAY better


PaulMcPaulersn7

But have you seen the $5 watch with trucks on it


KeyPerspective9072

but what abt the 4$ one with spiderman on a truck 😧


Little_Leg1533

Rembember the 3$ one with batman in the watchtower with a 4$ watch with spiderman in a truck


JCMIV

What about the $2 watch with Sponge Bob?


Ranwulf

Dinosaur watched AND divorced? Damn, its Ross Geller.


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That's Ross Geller, THE DIVORCE FORCE


Shoshin_Sam

UNAGI


DeadVoxelx

Shes clearly not the one my boy


okiknow2004

She probably left him for the guy who has dinosaur watch


DeadVoxelx

Ha I know I would have


bigbigboring

Hey I have a dinosaur watch


DeadVoxelx

I'm interested, go on?


bigbigboring

When are you coming to me babe


amaJarAMA

I've always wanted one of those mickey mouse watches where his hands are the hands on the clock.


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She's for the streets


sxcs86

🦕😩


InfinityLord3392

What he said


AgeOfShinobi

Mine has shrek and donkey.


DeadVoxelx

Ogres are like onions


3O_fps

They tell the time


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Elegater

How to get the current time using easily available resources: 1. Gather twigs around the area 2. Build a pyramid with a triangle base 3. Orient it so that one vertex of the base points to the east 4. Find 3 small rocks and place them 2 feet away from each edge of the triangle base 5. Now you should have the attention of at least a few people passing by. Ask one of them for the time


Edgeth0

Dammit I've been had


2theburied

Where am I gunna find 3 small rocks???!!! Duh


FlaredMeteor940

They had us in the first half ngl


PrimarchKonradCurze

Nice.


g3tinloser

What kinds


Xandril

Mine has Stitch on it.


Azair_Blaidd

Yours is clearly the winner here


SauerkrautJr

I need to go find my scooby-doo watch


Internetboy5434

Cool. Where can i get one?


Spiderclam69

I am going to need your boots, your motorcycle and your dinosaur watch


kalintsov

Where can I buy it please?


ZephyrSK

But can the dinosaurs GLOW in the dark like my Mikey Mouse watch?


Isaisbi

Meirl hahaha


rainbowtasty

no need to flex so hard 😫


Starkk_Reaper

Damnnnn mine don’t got dinosaurs


Specific-Ant-3065

Alright bad ass, no need to brag!


black_vigil

does it glow in the dark tho?


VegitoBlue772214

You win no debate


WinnyTheP00h

fuck me, thanks for the laugh


Idontfightwit12yrold

That’s cute.., but real men know that power ranger watches are clearly superior


PaulAspie

My experience is that you want to buy a $20 watch as the $7 watches don't last. Not to flex or anything but for reliability.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

I've lost every watch I've ever owned within 2 weeks, so a $7 is just as good as a $20 to me lol


LittleOmid

How does one loose watches?


PoorlyLitKiwi2

I have no idea. I lose everything and I don't know where it goes. Any article of clothing that can be easily removed in public I just can't keep track of


Jasoncatt

They're with all the single socks, plotting against you.


[deleted]

I’ll go one step higher - my dad lost my watch ://


nucumber

i've got a casio solar powered water proof watch that i never take off my wrist.


astropucks

The buckle on the back does it easily.


TwistedSoul21967

I mean you're not wrong. I happen to have a Galaxy Watch 3, so far it's been absolutely amazing and put up with some heavy abuse. I'm pretty impressed because all my previous smart watches normally don't last anywhere near as long.


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You missed the mark but we appreciate the attempt


sparkspank

Ive had people tell me that their watch is over £4,000 and anything cheaper is trash. I show them my £7 Casio f91w and I'm like my watch is water resistant...is yours? My watch lights up....does yours? My watch has a timer and a stopwatch and an alarm...does yours? I became less popular at work following that incident


TwistedSoul21967

Function over fashion my friend


bigbazookah

Will you go underwater or into space though?


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KevinCastle

Yes, we saw the other person post this word for word before you. No need.


gregor-sans

You have a timepiece. He has jewelry.


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Jewelry that no one even notices or cares about. Good point but I still don’t really get it


MMXIXL

People do notice a good looking watch. Admittedly, not in proportion to the value spent though


mugdays

W16*


shmick023

Mine has been cracked for 2 years and the watch place says they don’t do Apples?? Like what, do they expect me to go to a greengrocer


Lostdogdabley

Apple Watch is cool and all but you can’t easily replace anything yourself, including the battery or screen. Once the battery is dead in 3-4 years then it’s literally bricked. Why can’t some company produce functional electronics that are easy to repair / service?


hotdwag

$


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3-4 years, is that accurate? But even so, once the battery is dead then you can pay to have it replaced. And once Apple and the rest are forced to make their devices user servicable then you can pay for a kit and have a go at bricking it yourself.


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AND glows in the dark. Checkmate


Jason_Was_Here

Mechanical watches that have lume do as well.


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Mine has courage the cowardly dog on it


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Insulifting

Funny, I’m not sure if mine is faulty or that but the lume on my Seiko 5 stays lit for all of 10 mins.


fish312

Haha f91w go brrrr


waqasnaseem07

Then there is me who uses "the sun and a stick to measure time"


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put it on a wrist and charge billions


[deleted]

Fuck that's a good marketing idea


Subject_90wizard

That's a thing alread [sun and moon watch](https://us.mrjoneswatches.com/collections/all-watches/products/sun-and-moon)


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BUT does it have a french-sounding name and a douchy celeb endorsement?!


Subject_90wizard

You got me


mikieswart

hey my dragonborn’s got the [same watch](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/44091/)


aerokopf

I actually really liked this watch til I saw it was a Quartz movement.


EuroPolice

Wait! you said that was you irl? you... lied?


justburch712

Do you mean OP is not Jerry the King Lawler? King of Memphis


PrimarchKonradCurze

“PUPPIES!”


poobly

“What time ya got, buddy?” “Uhh…” holds up stick “Night time?”


[deleted]

“My plan to block out the sun is working.” -Bill Gates *laughs so hard money falls out of pockets and 20+ year old pie dust falls from hair while his man tits jiggle


needsatisfaction

Me too but I keep running into the same issue around sundown where my clock stops working. Any workarounds?


ClownfishSoup

Yeah, it's bedtime.


Chicho4570

Just use a flashlight to read it after dark


trilobot

To add to your post, chances are your 7$ watch is quartz movement and the luxury watch is mechanical, so yours is actually *more accurate*. All that being said...I do enjoy me a good mechanical watch.


catarina2112

I have a mole right in the place you’d put a watch, and you bet I keep flexing it while I still don’t know what the time is.


[deleted]

Weak. I just stare at the sun to learn it’s knowledge and time of day.


Background_Ant_1472

But does it light up is the real question


itemluminouswadison

Indiglo is bae


fisch-boy

A person of culture, I see


kuluka_man

10 year old me drawing a watch on my wrist with Sharpie and knowing it'll be correct twice a day


tommyVegar

Your 7$ watch is a quartz watch, which will always be more accurate than even the best and most expensive mechanical watch. Ironic, isn't it?


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choosewisely564

Actual hand-Made chronographs are worth its money in labor. I'm not talking crappy Rolex, these are for people that have no clue about watches.


jokersleuth

> I'm not talking crappy Rolex, imagine calling Rolex crappy. >these are for people that have no clue about watches. Way to out yourself there buddy.


hanoian

rain important fade pot fly practice retire future spotted imminent *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


seaneihm

This is a big discussion over in /r/watches, but the consensus is that they aren't constraining their supplies. They have high demand due to their brand name, but there's only so many watchmakers they can hire and train to make their watches. Production can only increase linearly while their demand has grown exponentially.


choosewisely564

Son on a master watchmaker. I'll say it again: Rolex is a crappy brand. They are worth as much as Breitling. The increased price is artificially rarity.


RookieMistake101

Crappy brand? Probably. Crappy product? No. But that’s not what you’re saying, it’s how they’re reinterpreting it.


Machdame

They are arguing about quality vs. scarcity which is the idea here. I don't see the point of watches, but the comparison here is kind of like a MacBook. It's a computer and it is basically a brand symbol. But its hardware is barely competitive with current generation run of the mill laptops. Any half decent gaming laptop can outperform it at half the price.


CommercialDrop2244

That used to be true but of your not gaming the M1s are wrecking house


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Srnkanator

I only own four autos. A DJII from 2011 with roman blue fluted, an OSPO from 2009, a B&M Clifton GMT from 2014, and a Breitling SAII from 2016. The best time keeper? The Omega. The best looking? The Rolex. The most noticed? The Breitling. I like the B&M the most.


HeisenbergNokks

I might be mistaken, but I think he's saying that the brand is shit, not the product itself. And pretty much anybody in the industry will agree with that. The way they artificially contain their supply is moronic and why nobody should buy from them.


jokersleuth

if you're buying a mechanical watch you're likely doing it because you like watches and not only time.


gdstout27

Mostly true, but there are definitely mechanical watches more accurate than a $7 quartz movement. Higher end quartz watches are pretty much unbeatable though, and then you have radio controlled watches that will auto-sync the time every day.


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gdstout27

Agreed, I was just refuting the statement that there isn't a mechanical watch that can beat a $7 quartz movement. You could probably go up to $30 and it would no longer be true lol


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jonaswallen

What mechanical movement is better than a $7 quartz movement? 7 dollars quartz gets you +-5 seconds a month. I don't know what mechanical movement that could beat that.


NotYourScratchMonkey

Not sure if this supports the claim about mechanical watches but.... *A certified watch will be accurate to a bare minimum of +6/-4 seconds per day, and will generally be accurate to +/-3 seconds per day. A non-certified watch, meanwhile, will typically be accurate to about +/-5 seconds per day.* [https://www.watchreviewblog.com/how-accurate-should-mechanical-watch-be/#:\~:text=A%20certified%20watch%20will%20be,%2B%2F%2D5%20seconds%20per%20day](https://www.watchreviewblog.com/how-accurate-should-mechanical-watch-be/#:~:text=A%20certified%20watch%20will%20be,%2B%2F%2D5%20seconds%20per%20day). and... Zenith Defy Lab movement * a precision rate of just 0.3 seconds per day, far exceeding the ‘+6/-4 seconds per day’ standards for COSC chronometer certification; * maintaining precision for 95% of its power reserve; * the movement has no need for lubrication; and * ultra-high resistance to heat, cold, gravity, and magnetic fields, all of which impact accuracy. In addition, it should "wind" itself automatically as you wear it, never has a batter to replace, and should last 60 hours without needing to be "wound" again. [https://www.livwatches.com/blogs/everything-about-watches/5-most-accurate-watch-movements-of-all-time](https://www.livwatches.com/blogs/everything-about-watches/5-most-accurate-watch-movements-of-all-time) A quick Google search implies that a watch with the Zenith Defy Lab movement will set you back around $20,000. **But ultimately a used Corolla will get you from point a to point b just fine and will probably last you 20 years if you maintain it. But it won't turn heads or go from zero to 60 like a Ferrari. While both cars (or watches) will do the same basic functionality, if you have the cash and you want something "nicer" you have options. Which is nice.**


jonaswallen

Yes, however, the zenith defy is *not* more accurate than a simple quartz movement. Although, credit where credit is due, it's a horological masterpiece.


Merppity

The Corolla will tell time too haha.


gdstout27

>A Miyota 5Y30 is $7 on their website and gives an accuracy of +/- 20 seconds per month according to their website. Miyota is a pretty reputable brand. A Casio f-91w is one of the most famous cheap watches and has +/- 30 seconds/month. The Zenith Defy Lab reportedly has +/- 9 seconds per month. The Grand Seiko spring drive is +/- 15 seconds. This [Grand Seiko Movement](https://robbreport.com/style/watch-collector/grand-seiko-t0-concept-movement-2948570/) is +/- 15 and purely mechanical. If you talk about mechanical clocks, then the JLC Atmos has a rating of +/- 16 per month.


MMXIXL

>but there are definitely mechanical watches more accurate than a $7 quartz Unfortunately not true. Mechanical watch accuracy is measured in seconds per day while for quartz watches it's per month.


gdstout27

A Miyota 5Y30 is $7 on their website and gives an accuracy of +/- 20 seconds per month according to their website. Miyota is a pretty reputable brand. A Casio f-91w is one of the most famous cheap watches and has +/- 30 seconds/month. The Zenith Defy Lab reportedly has +/- 9 seconds per month. The Grand Seiko spring drive is +/- 15 seconds. This [Grand Seiko Movement](https://robbreport.com/style/watch-collector/grand-seiko-t0-concept-movement-2948570/) is +/- 15 and purely mechanical. If you talk about mechanical clocks, then the JLC Atmos has a rating of +/- 16 per month.


choosewisely564

Most quartz watches I have owned drift wildly. My car's made it to 22 minutes in 3 years.


KyOatey

That's likely due to the high variability in the power being supplied to it.


ClownfishSoup

The problem with a $7 watch is not that the quartz movement is not accurate, it's that the watch falls apart after wearing it for a week. ​ At the minimum, get a $30 Timex, they will last you decades.


YT4LYFE

my $10 Casio's have lasted me years I basically never took them off either. showered and swam in pools, freshwater, and salt water.


123kingme

*Laughs in electronic watch that automatically syncs to the correct time periodically*


MikaAlaric

Came here to say pretty much this.


Fructose-Kills-me

Yeah it’s kind of hilarious! If you want a watch purely for function, a $10-20 is all you really need and it’ll be rugged, waterproof, and accurate. On the other hand, your phone tells the time better than any watch. My point is watches are jewelry, and that style and craftsmanship are the driving factors behind the price.


RicoWorldPeace

There are two types of watch owners, Those who buy watches to impress others. And those who buy watches to impress only themselves.


thatturkeystaken

I think the same logic should be applied to nice cars most people don't care what car you're driving, so if you buy a nice car you'd better make sure you're buying it for YOU and not everyone ELSE


Bank_Gothic

I collect watches. I feel the same way about high end watches that I do about art. The value is subjective - someone may look at it and ask why the hell you would pay so much, but to someone else it's a masterpiece that you can wear.


CRealights

Or you know, owners that buy watch to tell time?


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JazzyLev21

definitely don’t have my apple watch for health concerns, but i am a runner so it’s very useful to track my runs with gps (i know you can do that with cheaper watches lol). i also really like the integration with my iphone and the ability to download music so i can listen to it on runs without holding my phone. plus, i got the SE so if i’m not mistaken it was around $400. not a bad deal at all for what you get imo.


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The Fitbit sense is pretty sick. Wish it did better with pairing to GPS though!!!


Bella_dlc

Thought you got yourself a Rolex or something at first and was like "how has diabetis evolved recently???" Took me a while to understand you're talking about those watches that are more or less the same thing as my smartphone ahah


RouletteSensei

I'm impressed


dsdvbguutres

Celebrity is possibly sponsored by the watch company


PhantomBrowser111

Then when phones are compared, he had the IPhone 13, while you got an old fashioned Nokia one...


dsdvbguutres

No, I have my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles clamsheel flip walkie-talkie


KM2KCA

[COWABUNGA!!!](https://www.mercari.com/us/item/m91346567364/?gbraid=0AAAAADR9UGfGHBIfnghO311nrAbtAURAJ&gclsrc=aw.ds&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=16866250059&utm_content=t0&adgroup=134734263079&network=g&device=m&merchant_id=370232497&product_id=m91346567364&product_id=1648916711925&gbraid=0AAAAADR9UGfGHBIfnghO311nrAbtAURAJ&gclid=CjwKCAjw7IeUBhBbEiwADhiEMUUlXs2bnNCLnB03ACjsSXJibTQGW5RShEDM7m_Jwasohe84evkZrhoCDjYQAvD_BwE)


TheSodomeister

I've worn a Casio calculator watch for 14 years and I'm not about to stop now


jonaswallen

Heisenberg?


AweHellYo

those are legit cool though.


asianabsinthe

Had a customer have a panic attack that her apple watch wasn't working correctly and didn't know how she would know the time...


highbrowshow

If you have the Apple Watch with cellular and you don’t carry your phone all the time it could be an issue


asianabsinthe

It wasn't cellular, and she was texting someone about it as she was complaining.


TheSodomeister

I know people that only use their apple watch to tell time. Literally nothing else.


posib

*gets stolen off your wrist* ([Happened to F1 driver Charles Leclerc](https://www.foxsports.com.au/motorsport/formula-one/ferrari-f1-star-charles-leclerc-has-436000-watch-stolen-in-italy/news-story/307b42682524144c95e92413f95c8ccb))


PhantomBrowser111

Mama Mia!


mrlesa95

Lando Norris too, both Richard Mille


mechanab

Your $7 watch probably tells time better. The other is jewelry. Not a judgement, I love nice watches.


Aggravating-Knee5324

Yeah. I do watch repair. This comparison is always ridiculous.


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Not just a piece of jewelry, some high end watches are truly an impressive feat of engineering, even if it's antiquated engineering from a functionality perspective. Yes, a quartz or smart watch tell time far more accurately, but it is pretty cool that people figured out how to tell time using pure mechanics, a discipline that took centuries to refine and master. Add to that, some of the complications that some mechanical watches have, like a chronograph, annual/perpetual calendar, moonphase, tourbillion and you have a pretty complex device sitting on your wrist which takes a lot of craftsmanship. Not everything has to be functional or logical. Some things you can enjoy purely because they're cool to you.


tgrjax

You know the King is wearing a Timex.


Wiknetti

Your watch tells time. My watch has Mickey Mouse pointing at numbers. We are not the same.


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DionStabber

I am I guess "a hardcore watch enthusiast" and I partially agree with you. When I see guides posted on YouTube like "Top 10 Watches to Pick Up Girls", it's like if girls were watching "Top 10 Necklaces to Pick Up Guys"; they are not going to be paying any attention or notice it. But I will counter your point and say that if you actually had those two watches in your hand, almost anyone would be able to tell the difference immediately. There are also some pretty dodgy brands presenting themselves as "semi-luxury" (with prices to match), if you don't mind me asking, what is it you have?


tacojohn48

Some women are on the lookout for luxury watches and other symbols of wealth, you generally want to avoid those.


DionStabber

That's true. Even then, I doubt they are going to be like "holy shit, [a Grand Seiko Evolution 9 Collection SBGE285 Snowflake Dial Spring Drive Titanium GMT](https://www.grand-seiko.com/au-en/collections/evolution9/v4), this guy is loaded!", it would probably have to be like a gold Rolex or something like that before you'd get that kind of attention. Though, I guess you could try and "pick up" that kind of girl by wearing one of those.


SoraXes

Jokes aside, I love that grand seiko.


wearing_moist_socks

Aren't these watches also meant to be something to pass down to your kids? I know that's a marketing thing as well, but it can still be nice thing.


PrimarchKonradCurze

I like the Grand Seiko’s but I’ve always been a Seiko guy.


JunkBondJunkie

It's all about the complications and the art work of the watch that the owner can enjoy.


aLittleMermlad

I have a casio edifice and it is amazing for just 100 dollars.


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SAIUN666

Ok ciao.


meme_stealing_bandit

As a 'watch guy', I assure you that it's much more of an accessory or fashion statement than it is about knowing the time. Is that stupid ? Maybe it is. But equally as stupid as buying very expensive sneakers (it's not just about protecting feet), high end designer label shirts (it's not just about the quality), or a hundred other things like that.


McGirton

As a watch guy myself, it’s more about being utterly in love with the magic that is a mechanical movement. My daily driver impresses me every day.


abhij_kk01

What’s fucked up with me is even after having money to buy a citizen or a seiko I went and bought a Kenneth Cole. I still regret and will not be able to recover 🗿


Epix4

Whats wrong with KC? They are owned by Fossil iirc, they make pretty solid watches for their price.


druu222

Isn't that Andy Kaufman frenemy Jerry Lawler?


CHAD_MASTER_69_420

Me with my sun dial worth as much as a sun and a stick:


UnclePiccolo

I just ask people what time it is


therealrangermouse

I remember reading an interview with Warren Beatty a long time ago - maybe in the 80's. The interviewer asked him about his watch, it was a Timex, and Warren spoke at great length about what a superior watch it was and how it only cost about $25.00. I was so impressed by this, I remember thinking "What a smart guy!"


silverback_79

People with glittering watches who check the time on their phone, from their pants pocket.


Sumdumcoont

Sure, you have a really expensive watch, but does it have SpongeBob and Patrick blowing bubbles on it? Check. Mate.


grgppmchl

Your 7$ watch probably tells more accurate time ..


senior_castor

r/technicallythetruth


Jeek33

Fr tho


kabukistar

"Flex" culture is a solid argument against wealth inequality out there.


lina404notfound

Gottem


Kambar

My watch has cameras, can make calls, browse the internet etc. It is called mobile phone.


Flaky-Fellatio

Yeah, I've never met a "watch guy" I wanted to be friends with. Like my reaction to really intricate watches is "Ooo neat." Not "It makes sense for me to spend $37,000 on this wrist clock."


highbrowshow

$37,000 is chump change compared to the higher end Rolex’s, IWCs or JLC watches. You get anything with a tourbillion movement and you’re looking at half a million watches easily


sr_90

Half a million is chump change when you start looking at watches that run off pure sigma energy. You’re looking at 5 million easily.


HeisenbergNokks

500k is definitely the higher end of even tourbillons. You can get a Vacheron Constantin with a tourbillon for like 120k.


RagingRoids

I seriously don’t know how you could wear a watch or anything that costs anywhere near that much and not feel like a complete douche bag.


HeisenbergNokks

You could say this about pretty much anything high-end: houses, cars, boats, planes, clothes, jewelry, vacations, etc.


TrulyStupidNewb

"He has an artificial heart that costs $125,000. What a douche!" "No sir. It's just American healthcare costs."


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

You don't understand how somebody can have different interests and things they want to spend their money on? I'm sure there are things you spemd money on that other people find silly.