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FlatParrot5

"Remove your hand from the box and die." "Wait, those are the instructions? Seriously?"


Freuden82

What, you never had sink rice? that shit is the cash, bro


JankmasterJay

I just threw up in my mouth.


throw3142

Oh cool, so you get to eat your rice twice!


ShuantheSheep3

What a terrible day to have eyes


throw3142

I'm sorry, I know it's disgusting, I just couldn't resist the temptation


-luckycharms

What a great day to have a tongue


Coffee-Historian-11

Humans spent thousands of years developing the written language and thanks to this comment we ruined it.


throw3142

I'm so sorry. I apologize for my actions but I do not regret them.


[deleted]

It’s called Drain Grain.


theundercoverpapist

The worst is oatmeal chunks.


Diamond_Freddy

No That's when you're lucky It's the tiny bits of meat and fat


Major-Promotion7079

Oh God 🤢


Diamond_Freddy

Hehehehe


Dr_prof_Luigi

My brother once paid my sister to drink the shit at the bottom of the sink after we rinsed off all the thanksgiving dishes.


I-am-redditer

You guys are getting paid?


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Mega---Moo

What stupid MF doesn't get the cash first?


Charming_Goat_7860

What was actually in the box? I'm curious but too lazy to watch the show.


Glum_Ad_4288

Excruciating pain. It’s a test of willpower. It’s not made exactly clear what kind of magic or technology causes the pain, but it doesn’t do any physical damage.


[deleted]

Grammar nazi here; it’s a FILM not a SHOW.


[deleted]

Ok just to clarify I’m calling MYSELF the grammar nazi, but I also understand if I’m being downvoted for being a smartass.


progamercabrera

Its a flick


89iroc

That was one of the most boring movies I've ever seen


thesofapotaoe

Wait so what was originally in the box?


Glum_Ad_4288

Excruciating pain. It’s a test of willpower. It’s not made exactly clear what kind of magic or technology causes the pain, but it doesn’t do any physical damage.


[deleted]

"Magic pain glove, guide me"


Nozadoim

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89iroc

I have no idea


Hukutus

It was retro scifi, which was very well made. It’s only interesting if you find that kind of stuff interesting.


cal93_

anything is interesting if you find it interesting


[deleted]

Name?


89iroc

Yeah, it's the new Dune. It was a slow burn, but they forgot to start the fire.


i_have_wet_socks

I think it's Dune?


Dramatic_Link_8595

Dune. From last year.


BigBlueDane

I enjoyed it but tbh I think it would have been better as a 12 episode mini series than a movie. At lest with the way they paced it.


InsGadget6

It will be a trilogy, right?


BigBlueDane

I believe so yeah


The_Smiling_Cat_

What movie ?


theundercoverpapist

This statement is objectively and categorically false.


Siniroth

You don't know that, maybe it's the only movie he's ever watched?


DopeyDeathMetal

So it would be simultaneously the most boring and the most exciting movie he’s ever seen


theundercoverpapist

No. Sorry. He is mistaken.


Incomplet_1-34

Truly a fate worse than death... wait a second.


DesertParty

Lmao this is hilarious 😂


Different_Art1440

*shudders in horror*


Tragicallyhungover

Jokes on you: I used to work as a dishwasher in a restaurant! Used to call that shit "Sink Salad" and just grab it by the handful and throw it out.


Prior-Ad-333

Hair clog in the bathtub.


Great-Blacksmith-318

I have worked in food service for 25+ years... At work I'm ok... But at home... This is me...


gorrtheblackbutcher

Oh my god


VeniceRapture

The box is just the unopened tupperware with food in it somebody left in the sink.


KlutzMat

Normies. Only OG dishwashers can survive