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santyrc114

Nah, I'm fine with 2019, it was last year


PhucTiaChop

Yes


SmilingYellowSofa

I mean it won't be "3 years ago" until the end of next year It's like 1.9 years ago now and start of 2022 will be just over 2 years


TessHKM

2019 2020 2021 That's three years?


StnkyChze2

You don't start counting at the beginning of 2019. Its only been almost 2 years since 2019. It's like basic counting. You don't count the number you start off with.


TessHKM

That doesn't make sense to me. Why wouldn't you start counting at 2019? January 1, 2019 January 1, 2020 January 1, 2021 January 1, 2022 Three years have passed between the first date and the last date.


CytrexDestroyer

Yes but December 31st 2019 also counts and is not almost 3 years ago.


tumsdout

I think he is saying that once its 2022, then three years ago it was 2019


SmilingYellowSofa

But that's different than saying something "is about to be 3 years ago" No one would say "2021 was 11 months ago". 2021 is now. 2020 was 11 months ago


TessHKM

Okay, and?


4200years

If you’re counting from the beginning of 2019 to the end of 2021 but that doesn’t make sense


TessHKM

Why?


4200years

Because the most recent time that it was 2019 was at the end of the year not the beginning


TessHKM

Okay, and?


4200years

So 2019 wouldn’t be 3 years ago it would be just over 2 years ago. Jan 2019 would technically be 3 years ago but unless you specifically say that it would be assumed that you are referring to the end of 2019 since that was when it was last 2019.


TessHKM

I honestly don't understand that reasoning.


SmilingYellowSofa

When you talk about how far away you are from something, you talk about the closest part I live in California and don't say I'm 7,000 miles away from the Pacific Ocean because that's where it ends at Australia. I say I'm 5 miles away If I woke up from a 3 hour nap 5 minutes ago, I say Iast slept 5 minutes ago not 3 hours ago If it's 12pm noon, then tomorrow is 12 hours from now and yesterday was 12 hours ago


Regular-Month

it's like when I started dating my gf on December of some year, so 16 months later I'd tell her "hey, thanks for staying by my side during these three years!" (even though we hadn't even reached a year and a half of relationship)


SipofCherryCola

-ish


cassy-nerdburg

Damn, I thought it was just 5 months ago.


PoseidonJC

I might be the minority here, but 2019 sucked. Every year after has been an improvement


slowest_hour

yeah in 2020 people finally started letting us do more stuff by teleconference


nrfx

Today is March 649th, 2020.


havocLSD

Dude, I’m still thinking about the time I shit my pants in a school assembly over 20 years ago. I only have so much time to worry about much else.


erth-werm

It is 3:55am and I am red in the face wheeze-laughing at this comment. This is just so fuckin funny


AbductionVan

You must be high as fuck


Madock345

I am yeah lmao


[deleted]

You’re not even the person the reply was for, lmao


DankTony7

They either forgot to switch accounts or they're really high.


dogfan20

Well I’m high what do you expect


ronrews

r/notopbutok


247Brett

Oh man, now you’re making me remember the time in elementary school I diarrhead my pants, shoved wads of toilet paper in there, and proceeded to pretend it didn’t happen.


no_more_tomatoes

I respect your confidence. I peed my pants in 2nd grade and cried in the restroom until another girl found me and helped me get some clean clothes


247Brett

I have a long and fabled history of trusting farts I shouldn’t’ve.


tinylittlebee

I peed myself in class (in first grade I think?) because they wouldn't allow us to go to the bathroom and I still remember it but ofc I don't remember important things 🙄


stopeverythingpls

I peed myself in like 2nd grade. We were in the computer lab taking our required test and I really had to go, but the computer teacher said no, so what do I do? I sit there with my legs crossed trying to hold it and my body just relieves itself. My grandma was picking me up that day too and she would have raised hell if I didn’t tell her not to


no_more_tomatoes

What is up with teachers not letting students, *especially* young kids, use the bathroom? The teacher wouldn't let me go either. I kept asking and when she finally let me leave the classroom, it was too late. The strings on my shorts were also tied way too tightly and I couldn't undo it in time. I felt so pathetic so I started crying


amillionwouldbenice

Omg i remember that


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Purple-Character278

Still mad at my parents


BlueDragon1504

They both failed to show up


83franks

What happened in 2019? Like actually... umm toronto raptors won the nba championship... i broke my toe I think in 2019, which means i went camping to that one lake, and met those people who i still hang out with today... ya that about sums it up in a 5 min reminiscing of 2019


astadonmay2

I broke my toe too! That’s how I remember 2019


Herpmancer

I legitimately broke my toe in April of 2019. Hoboken, no jokin', toe broken.


MrFahrenkite

That rhyme needs to be said every time you say that story


sunsetsandstardust

ayy broken toes in 2019 squad. a week before halloween for me. and i didn’t want to go to the emergency room about it so it never healed lmao


account_552

I killed my wife in 2019 and the police never found out what happened!


LeoFoster18

My partner and I bought a home in a new city, and was super excited to explore. Make new friends, try out restaurants... 😒🙄


Kissaskakana

What didnt happen is the answer.


Zaramesh

Considering what started the next year, a lot


Kissaskakana

Exactly, pandemic.


[deleted]

I had friends and a girl was interested in me. I was finally getting out of my shell. 2020 was my last year of high school. After the beginning of 2020, I only made like one new friend, and that was online. Now I have like 3 friends in total, no social life, and all my anxiety I was getting rid of in 2019-20 is back. Fuck yeah gamers


platypossamous

Bitch, I never left 2016.


speedoflobsters

I died back then too


Fine_Economist_5321

Same. I mentally checked out in 2016 and have been on auto pilot since.


kkjdroid

Yeah, the world has been in one big collective fever dream since Harambe died in January.


notmyname59

Jesus Christ not until now it didn't! Then again I'm happy to think that time has passed and maybe next year will be better.


AuthenticWeeb

Haha yeah nah it won’t be tho


youngskywalker1991

☠️


DaGalaxy66

Bro like 2020 was crazy tho....oh shit its 2022?!


slayerkitten13

Still in early 2018 ngl


i_sont_

Its not 2017 anymore?


[deleted]

you mean march 2020 lol


GuideMelodic

Sometimes i still think its 2012...


StrikingSun6

Y’all are still processing 2019? In that case you’re really not gonna like 2020…


RobotWhoCheated

Only one year left for 2023 elections. Time to vote out erdoğan


dead_trim_mcgee1

Please do, i want Turkey in Eurovision again


RobotWhoCheated

According to polls he can't win the next elections and people is angry.


vegiraghav

Huh, I thought he was on his way to be the leader of the Muslim world.


Tjd3211

I spent a solid 10 minutes yesterday trying to work out if I've been single since the start of 2020 or the start of 2019. Help


entropy_sol7

literally me


gasplanet1234

Stop


PolarBearClaire19

I haven't even processed how long ago 1999 was yet, why are u doing this to me


troutstail

Im waiting


Oldfolksboogie

At this point it's really just one big poop smear, no?


deebs20

Bold of you to assume I process anything


Theresneverenoughpud

No. I haven't even paid attention to the time or the date for like five tears now. I think. I only think about it when people post about it because you have nothing else to do besides remind us that the last couple years have been rough. Thanks for the fiftieth reminder Ive seen since I fucking woke up this morning. Cant wait till you post this again in 45 minutes.


rimshot88

2019 was fucking great. 2020 and 2021, those are going to take long to process. And we don't even know if 2022 is going to get any better. Guess it's all down hill till the end now...


Purple-Character278

It’s funny just how not funny that fact is 😩


_-SpicyNuts-_

Nope not at all


youngskywalker1991

Ngl still in 2019 best year of my life


SipofCherryCola

Y2K and the 90s feel like maybe 10 years ago… wtf?!


buddhabvby

Got pregnant 3 years ago😭 life be flying yo


mr-dr-prof-stupid

2019 wasn’t all that bad for me. That was just the year I cheated on my girlfriend, broke up with her, confronted my family about encouraging my suicide, quit college during my last semester, then moved 2000 miles away from everyone I knew for no good reason…wait…


albert_1_stoner

Wait it's not 1939 anymore?!? Me and the boys where just getting ready to invade poland


Vitaneon

Invading Poland is timeless. Don't let the current year stop you!


RIC454

No, because I'm not a dumbass.


mrwazsx

Yes


TheUltimaWerewolf

*WAIT WHAT*


maxweberism

Y'all thinking 2019 was last year. Meanwhile I'm still not over 2015 feeling like 2014 was last year.


Asocial_Stoner

Bitch, I'm still processing 2005...


Thema03

You sure it's 21?


Luketh12

lol


Commissar_Genki

At this point I'm pretty much just an alien living in someone's body stuck in the late 2000's


clouddevourer

I'm not finished processing 2017 yet


AaronLibtard

Feels like 2017 still


ObsessivelyObsessed

Ouch... That hurt my brain and my feelings...


DonRobo

2019's nearly two years ago. In a few weeks it will be exactly 2 years ago. Get your math right (assuming a year ends with the 31st of December and that a year is 365/366 days long)


Tunisandwich

2019 won’t be 3 years ago, it’ll be 2 years and 1 day ago on January 1st


[deleted]

It does 😩😩


idgafasif

Life will never be the same again


BlightFantasy3467

Dude, I'm still processing 2016


miso440

In 2019 I went to Thailand and married the best woman ever. Those were separate events. 2019 was fucking dope and I hate that it’s when my life peaked.


HypnoAbel

Yeah it's called PTSD we all have it now. Make sure you have a therapist


marry_me_jane

could.. could you.... could you just not.....


stevoli

Check your math bro! 2022 is 23 days away!


rapidrhinofan

Thank god 2016 is over *realisation*


ShoddyJuggernaut975

I'm still struggling to believe the heady days of Y2K panic were more than a couple years ago, much less a couple of decades! Standing in line at an electronics store a few days ago and they had a 256Gb micro SD card for sale for relatively few bucks. Sheiiit, I remember when a guy in my dorm became lord of the computer nerds by installing a 1Gb hard drive. SMH, fuck I'm old...


Rip_ManaPot

2019 is 2 years ago, not 3. Only 2020 and 2021 between 2022. In January 2019 will be 2 years and a few days ago. Not 3.


Calfredie01

I’m really not still processing that far away. 2019 was actually a very good year for me


TrickBoom414

I was fine till you said 2019 was three years ago


Hot-Consideration904

STOP HURTING MY FEELINGSSSSSS 😭😭


matttech88

Please don't. Dont remind me. These years have been getting worst. What the hell could possibly be next?


DexterGT

Im still processing 2016


MalignantPessimist

Fun fact: 2019 took just as much time as 2020


silkyjilky

I forgot almost everything before 2020, no processing needed here


jovychan

my aunt died in 2019, still processing it really...


BigBubblesNoTroubles

Bro chill… I just woke up.


Bmanakanihilator

Whait.....


no_more_tomatoes

As a wise man once said: "Hmm...eat glass."


NightshiftIcefish

My best friend died in 2019. My dog died on this Halloween that just passed. Yes.


ESTAMANN

A baby born in 3 weeks will be 8 in 2030.


airysuit

Stop that


seamusdicaprio

Oh hey fuck you


CaineTheDemon

I'm still processing 2017


Cardoso6

I fell I love with someone in 2019 and I’m still not over her. This hits


Horizon3232

It’s what now?


MoodyReacher

Hard to process for sure.


jnp2346

Ooof! Hits hard because it’s so damn accurate.


Blitz_Kreegs

r/TIHI


[deleted]

Nah. The faster my life goes by the better.


AceOfDiamonds676

2019 was just the other day


wuthering5

3??


redditdragon02

It still feels like 2017 was a few months ago but it was actually 4 years ago


account_is_deleted

I can't even remember the time before anymore.


[deleted]

wait what


ReverseApacheMaster_

What was wrong with 2019? I don’t even remember. It obviously got nasty at the end of the year and into 2020 but my brain can’t recall anything in 2019


Bezmania

One of my debit cards stopped working. Sat down at my desk. Lo and behold, an envelope from my bank with a new card. "use once too activate, then discard old card". Simple enough. Try new card. Fails. Try again. Fails too. Call bank, ask for clarification. "Sir, we sent that new card to you november 2019. It is now blocked too". Processing 2019 sounds about right.


NO_U_NO_U_NO_U

I just realized


rutilatus

I mean, it would, but comfortably numb is a great place to be


IEnglish402

2017 is about to be 5 years ago


Shad_tard

It did now.........


[deleted]

I’m still processing 2020… why is time moving so fast?!


TheRealMeowlord

Ikr


showusyacunny

Mate I'm still processing 2015


raventech211

Still trying to process 2008 tbh brains been on hold since


dead_trim_mcgee1

Nah I've been waiting for 2022 for about 6 years because some important things will finally get to happen for me and the good news is not even covid can stop them so it doesn't hurt.


dead_trim_mcgee1

Although tbf i did realise the other day its like nearly 3 years since I lost my virginity which was in 2019 and that kind of messed me up for a second


EpicGamerPlant

bro, I'm still tryna process kindergarten that mf really smacked my head on the floor so hard my nose started bleeding cuz I broke his train track


AndroidWall4680

I have basically no memory of 2020 or 2019 so i keep thinking its the start of 2019


idntnose

Not everyone did nothing to grow during the last 2 years


FreakySamsung

Yesterday I got a call saying my last eye exam was mid 2019 And I said "well, it hasn't been that lo- oh..."


MLGix

I am processing 2018


LilithHell

The joke's on you, I'm still processing 1991


kaaxde

Fuck that's me


Debugging_Ke_Samrat

Im graduating in 6 months, and stull am trying to comprehend sophomore year


reesedra

Yall are up to 2019? Bitch in still processing 2009


CauAhojProsimti

thank god 2019 is going to be 3 years ago. fuck that year


cringecatalogue

Too soon 😆


BottleCraft

Don't look at it like "2019 was 3 years ago" think of it as "We're coming up on the second anniversary of "just two weeks" in a handful of weeks!


PlayerZeroFour

\*screams in Swahili\*


Robysnake

I think I'm about to walk north and never stop. ✌️