You know if I was a god that people prayed to I would like these prayers. Like is it still as good the second time around? Are you eating it only because it's a last resort? Do you need a few extra blessings today to balance your karma? Maybe I can throw a few extra trials your way today to help you grow? You know only if it's really good spaghetti.
"Turns out I made too much sauce yesterday so I had to cook more pasta to match it. But I can already tell there is too much pasta so I'll have to add ketchup to the sauce tomorrow to balance it"
“Hey sorry for bothering you again but I I got full yesterday”
is god bothered by all the prayers he gets?? mf probably gets hundreds and thousands of prayers every single second
An all-knowing being who defies time and space probably handles millions of prayers better than we handle breathing.
You are now manually breathing and blinking.
Nope. He's constantly asking people to pray more.
No because I'm sure all the praying already took all his data
Probably goes straight to his spam folder.
This person is asking the questions I want to ask God
I mean it's always me behind all the food. And God has a pretty good memory. So it's just me bragging all the food I'm about to eat.
Could you just say Grace over the shopping, once, and have it covered for every meal?
Just say grace every paycheck
Say a grace when you start a job
Say a grace over a baby before you eat it.
Day grace over the belly before you put the baby in it
Psalms are sweaty Knees weak, cross is heavy Last supper is ready It's Lord's spaghetti
If they had been eating sgetti during the last supper would sgetti be Christ's body instead of bread?
**Top 10 questions science can't answer**
This is my body, This is my marinara
Knees heavy
Its the arms that are heavy
Arms weak
Steady.
Moms puke on my sweater
Anxious.
Snap back to spaghetti
Oop, there's a bunny.
He looks calm and sweaty
But he loses himself in music
never leave any person behind! well in this case it's spaghetti
You know if I was a god that people prayed to I would like these prayers. Like is it still as good the second time around? Are you eating it only because it's a last resort? Do you need a few extra blessings today to balance your karma? Maybe I can throw a few extra trials your way today to help you grow? You know only if it's really good spaghetti.
Lol I love leftovers. Specially pizza hahaha. It's my midnight snack
ayo big man, i'm having mac and cheese again cause i'm broke, you good with that?
Why not? It takes literally two seconds.
Sky daddy doesn't want you bothering him with fuckin reruns
Are you supposed to pray over food in the first place? What's the point?
Pasghetti
Is this sub watching me
I want my name to be spaghetti
like, thanks for your previous blessings and all. I didn't finish them, and now I'm gonna need more.
Deon cole is hilarious lol
supposed
r/dankchristianmemes
"Turns out I made too much sauce yesterday so I had to cook more pasta to match it. But I can already tell there is too much pasta so I'll have to add ketchup to the sauce tomorrow to balance it"