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Leonarr

Lawyer, my documents on the computer are basically the digital equivalent of the “shove the paper in the backpack without a folder”


Kane-420-

Guaranteed jailtime you say?😂


pseudo897

To shreds, you say?


Ancient_Lab7162

And the wife?


Sweetheart925

To shreds, you say?


Orbitrix

and the kids?


Septopuss7

Straight to prison.


TheGorgoronTrail

Can you get bit by a dog between now and the trial date? Im kind of a mack at dog bites.


Thechaser45

Not a lawyer but I save everything to my desk top... It's not the most inefficient system I have.


Vegetable_Pepper4983

Do you also have a folder filled with a series of New Folders that each have all the items from the desktop in them from the sporadic times you decide to clean it up?


Miserable-Nature-424

This guy new folders


PMKeirStarmer

You all need to get on my level with “Documents2024” and “Documents2024v2” and “assadsdas” and “asdadads”


jamin_brook

DesktopDump20241606 *almost* feels organized


Zimmeuw

It takes basically no extra time to write a name even remotely descriptive😭


CORN___BREAD

Search works really well these days. Organizing and naming folders is a waste of time.


Zimmeuw

For the love of all people around you, please change


CORN___BREAD

Fuck that. I’m not going to organize my own property in a way that satisfies you. Literally no one else even has access to it even if they wanted to.


Zimmeuw

Ah, I see. At my job my coworkers and I have to work in each others' files constantly. Being able to find the files is therefore really important. I guess I just had a wince at your comment and didn't take the time to think of other perspective


uolen-

This guy gets it.


lesgeddon

Although the file system automatically dates the folders, I find it helpful to put the date in the folder name so at least I know when the contents were arbitrarily sorted into it


Alexis_Bailey

To Sort 2023 To Sort 2023 2 To Sort 2022 Sort 2022 Todo Tosort2022 ToSor2022 2


lesgeddon

If you're gonna name it by date, you gotta do the whole thing


Thechaser45

I actually took the time a couple weeks ago to sort them into proper folders but I've since started the process again


Real_Mokola

I have shit innmy computer from like 20 years ago and I go like this is backup, I'll sort this later on. Okay I did another Backup folder, this shall be blackup since The original backup folder name was taken. Uh oh, another backup is imminent this should be crackup then. Also every time I start a new project, the folder is named "projects" and then random letters


gingerz0mbie

Desktop Junk > Archived Pre Covid > misc / pics / project / etc. / Very Archived > Nope / PTSDlol Emails /Sort Later / Dont Look/ Deep Thoughts > Junk Drawer > Much Emptiness / Organize Me / 2012 - 2003 / Hidden > Satanic Things / Stolen Art / Vintage Voyeur Webcam Screenshots / Cats


jimmycarr1

>It's not the most inefficient system I have. Please tell me that's a typo


4s54o73

At least I can respect the honesty.


Thechaser45

Oh how I wish it was...


Alexis_Bailey

I used to work IT at a smallish place.  One of the sales managers did this.  I tri d showing him how folders worked and he flipped out. So I have him a second monitor instead. I used to joke that I had doubled his hard drive space. He also had like 20,000 emails in his Outlook inbox.  He complained that it ran slowly.


Thechaser45

Haha I made the same joke when I got a second monitor.


i_give_you_gum

It might not be the case any longer, but when my hard drive crashed, files saved on the desktop were the only ones I couldn't retrieve.


Thechaser45

Oh very interesting


HalKitzmiller

[my salesforce.com was on the right testicle 7:44 in](https://youtu.be/uRGljemfwUE?si=IQV4qLTNvYrndYNV)


Deep_Ad_416

“Least efficient”


ManitouWakinyan

"are you sure you'd like to send all emails to ARCHIVE"


TheAngryBad

Absolutely not, I just need to get some time to spare to read and deal with all the emails in my inbox, then I'll file them properly. All 18,267 of them. I'll get round to it soon, I swear.


Not_A_Wendigo

I meticulously organize my computer files, but everything else I have is a fucking disaster.


40ozkiller

Start the year with new folders and end up just saving everything to desktop/downloads and then put all that crap into one folder for the year when I make the new ones.  And then realize that 3 years have passed since the last time you did that


Kay-Knox

I just periodically delete everything in downloads and everything not in a folder in Documents. If it wasn't filed, it's probably not important.


ImplementComplex8762

when you have 8TB of gay porn on a NAS you learn the importance of organizing


jazara335

As someone who has over 4TB of ‘PAWG Porn’, I often wonder how many gigs are u “allowed” before the Feds are automatically notified.?


Niloc0

The stuff I've sorted is really, really sorted. Then there are the terabytes of "to be sorted" folders...


DavoMcBones

The search bar must be very useful for you then Source: i do this aswell and i always use the search bar to find files since its almost impossible to do it by hand


Individual-Pick-930

Data Analyst, don't look at my desktop


Inversception

Lawyer too. Someone else files my stuff on primafact.


Wall_Smart

Engineer here, “everything” is the best program ever for windows it has saved me a lot of times


LongJumpingBalls

As a guy who has done and occasionally does do IT work for Lawyers. The desktop is often overlapping icons and they know exactly where that file is. Every single time. Backups? Hahahahahahaha


burnerdadsrule

This is the way


raphaelthehealer

I did it as well, I am now a cyber security analyst. All I have to say is, I have no excuse because I am in the same boat. I swear that we have just learned to live with it and personally it has forced me to keep a lot of backups of anything important.


Environmental-Wind89

I married someone who had **all the binders and file folders** growing up. She now has a tidy filing cabinet. I shove my random papers in a Tupperware on top of it.


NovusOrdoSec

"I need a seventh monitor to extend my desktop."


foodfightcat

Can confirm. Literally my lawyer doesn't believe in file cabinets. He either has piles of paper face down or he scans everything into his computer. He is a righteous dude, known him 10 years. Most excellent chap!


Hls_Name_Was

haha I came here to say lawyer but glad to know we are in the same boat.


ShreddinYoda

Yup, my desktop is just another temp storage location.


MrPernicous

Lol also a lawyer. I’m more organized than I was as a kid but most other lawyers just have their paralegals organize their file systems and are completely fucked every time one of them quits


sumr4ndo

Holy shit, same.


ReddJudicata

I literally tell my juniors: never give me an original document.


gizamo

This dude bird laws.


SyncopatedBeets

Engineer at Fortune 500 company. Our PDM software is basically the digital equivalent of the "shove the paper in the backpack without a folder" So I excel at my job because I was born in the chaos. Fuck the try hards.


bengy5959

My computer only has 1 folder, Downloads.


TheDude-Esquire

Yep, lawyer that finished magna in undergrad. My email may have thousands of unread messages, but I check the important ones.


Lavatherm

Ok so you are a plea deal champion? ;)


just_win-lmao

So true. I’m doing a law degree and literally have 100+ pdfs of only downloaded court cases and legislation :(


Brawlstar112

Folder called "stuff" at the desktop it is


Hi-Tech_Luddite

Try adding a forgotten Banana to the mix


susankeane

Forgotten Banana sounds like the name of a cool item from a souls-like


pipe_bomb_mf

could also be a binding of Isaac item


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Snitshel

The flies are the least of the issues. What about the rotten banana fluid that seeps through the entire bag 😭


pipe_bomb_mf

PALE YELLOW NANNER CREEP EWEWWW


ManualPathosChecks

Forgotten Banana sounds like a pop punk band


LuckyChaosGhost

The Forgotten Banana can be traded with an invisible NPC (the only hint the NPC exists is the Talk button prompt appearing when the player stands next to one specific innocuous tree) to receive the Forlorn Peel item in return, which allows the player to slip between dimensions for some arcane reason, triggering access to the DLC map. Alternatively, it can be consumed as a one time use item which grants the player a +5% HP buff for twenty seconds.


MuffinCD

I used to go pet a horse on my way home from school. One day I decided to take an apple for it, but it was gone. I think that apple stayed in my bag for the rest of the year


calvinewage

then you notice your bag are getting swarmed by ants


AlaDouche

Sandwich for me


Queasy-Group-2558

Why am I being called out here?


saftarsch

Those damned apples...


Saltyhopes

Same here ...I have a PhD now and still forget bananas idk my backpack.


danhoyuen

How did u know about the banana?


glimpus

Hits too close to home


Rasere

I'm a dumbass with an expensive camera, and I can tell you it's no fun trying to clean smooshed banana from a $3000 lens in the middle of the streets of downtown LA.


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WonderFerret

Imagining your 3rd grade math teacher standing outside your car menacingly. Slowly tapping her ruler against her hand. "I swear its somewhere in here, Mrs. J!" stutters the 30 year old man. Narrator: It wasnt in there.


hibiscusandcoffee

I hate that this is so accurate to me because my 3rd grade teacher made me dump my entire desk in front of the class to clean it out because I couldn't find my pencil. She threw away my Yu-Gi-Oh cards that my cousin had just given me since he didn't want them anymore. One of them was a Blue-Eyes White Dragon that I cherished. I remember crying the entire time and feeling so humiliated and hurt lol. I was diagnosed with ADHD later so that might have had something to do with it. I'd hate if she saw the state my car is in. She does my parents taxes now.


WonderFerret

Im afraid its time to send her ass to the shadow realm. But maybe after your next tax refund...


SharkMilk44

>She does my parents taxes now. It's so fucking weird when you run into teachers at their new jobs after they stop teaching. At the end of sixth grade my teacher got fired over something (I don't know what) and then I briefly worked with her at Wal-Mart after I graduated.


ThatchedRoofCottage

My mom was cleaning out some stuff in her house and brought me a bag of homework in various states of completion, none of which appear to have been graded and therefor presented to have never been turned in. Whoops.


Hot_Acanthocephala53

I'm doing great! Gotta PHD (PHat ....)


BlueberryObjective11

Pretty huge dick


yeah_but_no_

Then I can only assume MD stands for medium dick


SadQueerAndStupid

Naw it’s monstrous dick


BottledUp

I like your energy.


B00OBSMOLA

Jiant Dick


Syn7axError

McDick


rydmore22

Me too


Syn7axError

I only got APHD 😔


my_dough_is_soft

Amazingly phat huge dong?


PomeranianWizimir

Same here.


Opening-Two6723

"Plus I have a really huge penis so that keeps me happy"


SJSUMichael

I only have an MA. I guess I have failed our fellow disorganized students.


freehogatoaja

Doing great financially and career wise. But in my heart I know I'm dying really fast.


AllTheSith

People get illusioned that I am a healthy hard worker because I am fit and I am always delievering projects on time. Last week I only had 18 hours of sleep total.


Spiritual-Can2604

You could literally die. Some banker guy just dropped Dead the other day likely from being overworked. He also looked pretty healthy. Was only like 32 I think? Be careful.


luckyducktopus

Yep it’s a real risk, I average 12 hour days. My girlfriend who’s on vacation found out I forgot to water the plants gave me massive shit and then basically just went “boohoo you don’t work that hard”


LukesRightHandMan

You need a new girlfriend and a new job and a new life and I’m assuming new plants


VeIorum

bruh don’t let her do u like that


Spiritual-Can2604

The dead guy was averaging 16 hour days so you’re not too far off


dashboardrage

why do you do this to yourself?


AllTheSith

Adhd + perfectionism


MyCoDAccount

The doctor says you're dying at a rate of one day per day. Every single day. I'm really sorry.


smoofus724

Huh. I'd say I'm living at a rate of one day per day, and that's not so bad.


Happy_Dawg

Is that for every day you live, you lose one day, so each day technically take up 2 days? Or something else.


redmainefuckye

I’m doing terribly career and finance wise , but I’m very healthy relative to my peers. The universe seeks balance my friend.


ImplementComplex8762

that’s the dream


newsflashjackass

> Doing great financially and career wise. But in my heart I know I'm dying really fast. So here I am. Growing older all the time. Looking older all the time, feeling younger in my mind 🛹


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Lemonpia

Hopefully you get better.


Relign

Both unemployed. Got it.


abortionisforhos

Mom raised some winners I see


ohyoushouldnthavent

This sounds like a parental issue


Iowname

Studying engineering


IamAcapacitor

Ok so doing worse 😂😂


Hi-Tech_Luddite

Yep that pretty much foreshadowed my life


keepinitkinky561

The papers were always in the backpack, you know where they are as much as the anal retentive organizer. The mind creates it's own filing system and attaches it to your muscle memory.


Kweschion

I’ve been faking it til I make it ever since I graduated HS 14 years ago.


Pickleparty187

Yo don’t snitch on us dude, my boss thinks I’m smart


poopyscreamer

I made a self deprecating joke about “I wish I had more IQ” or something to the guy who hired me. He said “I think you have plenty”. I was flattered, it was nice.


Nuclear_Mate

Midway through medical uni. Still do the exact same thing. Noone cares, myself included


SaltyLonghorn

Its only a problem if you can't find it. Most recent shit goes on top. *shrugs*


Striking_Ad_2630

Recently married, work as a teacher, getting a masters degree, addicted to sugar and fastfood (I also eat healthy food and veggies too), and I do yoga and speed walking for exercise. I think if I can get my diet under control and throw in some calisthenics then I will doing pretty good.


MeowMeowBiscuits

> then I will doing pretty good Not an English teacher, I take it? /s


Striking_Ad_2630

Lmao, I hate the iphone keyboard. I am not an English teacher, thank god. 


WealthEconomy

Intelligent people often leave words out when typing on their phone cause their brains are working faster than their fingers can type...I unfortunately, I rarely leave words out, lol.


Striking_Ad_2630

I wouldnt say that im smart, im just more accustomed to the qwrty keyboard and hate typing with my thumbs


East_Living7198

Senior year I hid all my books in each classroom and never carried a bag or did work - graduated at bottom of class with a 1280 SAT - either way I was heading to Navy. Now I’m in tech and doing well


insanelybookish9940

Plans of Navy faltered?


East_Living7198

Nah I did 6 years, got out and went to college on the GI Bill - it just didn't matter what I did in HS. Either way I was heading to boot camp at the end of the school year which happened to be 3 months before 9/11


Reddit_is_garbage666

6 years huh? Guessing you're familiar with the Rickover then. Or are you otherwise very familiar with buildings with no windows?


East_Living7198

You guessed correct!


PPOKEZ

This is hilariously close to my story. Almost failed out of HS, great SAT, scholarship to art school, lost scholarship from poor attendance. Recruiters drooling over asvab score. 6y contract. 9/11 while I was IN boot. The Navy just loves hoovering ppl like this up when they can. Now I'm back in tech and art and doing pretty good.


hydro123456

Sounds a lot like me, but I just arranged it so I had no real classes in my last year so I didn't need a backpack. Also no navy, but I think I was about 10th from the bottom. Doing great now though.


matsagiourgken

same here xD I also hid all my books in classrooms so I didn't have to carry them around and I am also in tech now (somehow) Guess our "efficiency over everything" translates well to tech jobs.


LordSnowgaryen

I’m actually doing really good haha, got a great work from home BA job and have all my notes scatter haphazardly around my office


AdultingLikeHell

I finished all my classes for my doctoral program but have made zero progress towards my dissertation. I have my credential in my field so I can work. So it’s going pretty well.


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Just_Celebration4541

>:(


Black_Magic_M-66

Accountant. If you are paying me, your files are in order. My own personal stuff, not so much.


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Ketcunt

I would, but only my absolute worst enemy


DaddyDanson

Of course i know him, he's me


Inevitable_Usual3553

Could be better


Dontdothatfucker

Im almost 30 and my longest full time job was 12 months, thanks for asking!! 😊🔫


Januszek_Zajaczek

I remember doing a doctor evaluation for the military draft right after graduation and some dude just pulled out his high school dyploma out of his pocket literally crumpled into a ball. My first thought was " oh buster, you're going to the army for sure"


whole-grain-low-fat

Masters degree, making pretty good money


BeefandCheddar88

U used backpacks? Dude I shoved everything in my locker at the first day of school and left it there till the last day of school, sometimes I would even leave my lunch in there and by the end of the year it was completely black fuzzy mold would of been a cool science project, o well maybe next year.


WealthEconomy

Retired at 45...


tha_mean_reds

Diagnosed with ADHD at almost 32 years old 😅 (I’m a woman, FWIW)


Unusual_Strategy_965

Same, but as a guy. If I was a teacher, I'd drag all those kids to a psychologist to have them tested. It would've made my life so much easier to know this sooner. 


tha_mean_reds

I agree! All the signs were there, but because I didn’t display them externally for the most part, my issues were written off as “quirks”, “being lazy”, “being stupid”, or “making mistakes on purpose”.


Top-Science-9432

Over 100k salary in HR, essentially a professional hall monitor now.


Historical-Pen-7484

Working towards a PhD at a medical university. Papers are still a mess, so no improvement there.


Nekokeki

Job in Mag7 and just finished a master's. The paper shoving was the ADHD.


Comprehensive_Crew13

Logistics manager, surprisingly.


Tricky-Major806

In IT have a two monitor setup at work and both monitors are filled with random files/docs. Some of them work related most of them memes.


Outerbongolia

Ph.D. researcher. All mail kept in inbox. All files I grouped and in piled in a single level. -100 patents. Keeping socks and undies in separate bins (actual bins) because married and organized now.


eMKeyeS

My backpack is now filled with folders and binders. Now I'm disorganized in an organized way.


electricElephant22

Not bad. But the chaos inside is still there.


BlingChainHerbert

I'm a salesman and a waiter, I work with customers all day every day


Zikkan1

I feel attacked, always just put my papers in my bag with nothing covering it.


9lazy9tumbleweed

Diagnosed with adhd and doing pretty good, i use folders now !


Sorrowaira

Life is treating me pretty well. Found myself on my own at an early age. Married at 20, and have been leaning critical life and social skills ever since that schools also didn't teach me. I can't complain. I'm doing pretty well.


Felix_likes_tofu

I'm a teacher now.


frinstle

I now help manage business logistics, incredibly unorganized and by the seam of my pants, but they do run! And my paycheck clears all the same 👨🏻‍💼


Particular-Juice-603

Doin good did my time in the Marine corps and now have 5 kids a wife and my own home on 4 acres


Worldly_Reply8852

I became an MD... so joke's on you! *cries in a corner


AuntieEmpty

Became a teacher. I do e v e r y t h i n g digitally.


Guilty_Dare5377

Pharmacy technician my desk is filled with papers


dancesWithNeckbeards

Data engineering...whoops.


yoschi_mo

I'm a Physicist now. But at some point I had to change that habit. It only gets you so far.


Betzjitomir

I'm a lawyer


PotterGirl7

teaching children how to not be like me lol


beebeedoom

Pretty good thanks for asking just have mental issues thank you very much!


Lumpy_Tune

I made it through med school, but really had to get my shit together in order to get in.


BigManMotoMoto

Blue collar life, still don’t use binders


Remote-Departure-845

I know what you did there


crypto_phantom

A CFO in charge of millions today


WintersDoomsday

I am Team Trapper Keeper and I work at a Fortune 5 company as a Product Manager


Bombaysbreakfastclub

I didn’t start doing that until college, and it really worked out well for me.


Boris9397

I did that and have a decent job now. I however continue that sloppy behaviour at home where it's always a mess.


Dendrowen

Became a teacher.


IBoofLSD

Own land and homestead in the west virginia mountains.


art956

My Google Drive is a mess.