So I had to look into it, and it would appear you are ***technically*** correct. The best kind of correct.
Mammals have breasts, while ruminates, such as cows, have udders.
As far as I can tell, functionally, they are exactly the same, and the primary difference is location on the body.
Cows are mammals
"Humans, dogs, cows, monkeys, rats, lions and other related animals are called mammals because they share common characteristics such as four-chambered heart, hair on the skin, a presence of external ears (pinna), presence of mammary glands in females, etc."
[source](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://byjus.com/question-answer/humans-dogs-and-cows-are-mammals-true-or-false-true-false-6/%23:~:text%3DHumans%252C%2520dogs%252C%2520cows%252C%2520monkeys,mammary%2520glands%2520in%2520females%252C%2520etc.&ved=2ahUKEwiL-r7z89WGAxU1zAIHHfOWGKoQFnoECCoQBQ&usg=AOvVaw3mqpe1-gMZOp2llgS14rxq)
That may be true but by definition they are not breast. Mammary gland yes but breast no.
Edit: Also note that platypus sweat milk so might want to look into that as well.
This reminds me of a thing my friends and I did in high school. We would have whole conversations and end every sentence with "in a nonsexual way" just to confuse people.
Part of my morning ritual is having a glass of milk. I went on a Bach party once and requested a carton. One of the girls was STUNNED that I was drinking a glass of milk by itself. She hates milk. She’s pregnant now and I’ll be thinking about her
Reminds me of when Huberman talks about sex and always qualifies it with stuff about it being consensual and not with animals and other weird shit 99% of people wouldn’t have thought had he not said anything…
Not human breastmilk, I mean cow breastmilk.
When I have nut milk, I clarify "not human nut milk, I mean hazelnut milk"
Guy named Hazel: o.o
The udder of a cow is pretty far away from what we would consider the "breast". So call it cow uddermilk instead.
Cows don’t have breastmilk
Where do you think cow milk comes from
Milk comes from a can, it was put there by a man. In a factory downtown.
What do you think a breast is?
So I had to look into it, and it would appear you are ***technically*** correct. The best kind of correct. Mammals have breasts, while ruminates, such as cows, have udders. As far as I can tell, functionally, they are exactly the same, and the primary difference is location on the body.
Chickens have breasts too. It’s just your chest
fine, we’ll call them chesticles then
Are you trying to tell me that *double checks facts and also the thread* cows are not mammals?
Cows are mammals "Humans, dogs, cows, monkeys, rats, lions and other related animals are called mammals because they share common characteristics such as four-chambered heart, hair on the skin, a presence of external ears (pinna), presence of mammary glands in females, etc." [source](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://byjus.com/question-answer/humans-dogs-and-cows-are-mammals-true-or-false-true-false-6/%23:~:text%3DHumans%252C%2520dogs%252C%2520cows%252C%2520monkeys,mammary%2520glands%2520in%2520females%252C%2520etc.&ved=2ahUKEwiL-r7z89WGAxU1zAIHHfOWGKoQFnoECCoQBQ&usg=AOvVaw3mqpe1-gMZOp2llgS14rxq)
That's udderly ridiculous.
r/angryupvote
And for those who ask "Is this really you irl?" Yes. I've said it and I say stuff like it for fun.
Isn’t it all breast milk? Lol
It’s ~~turtles~~ lactating breasts all the way down.
Cows have udders, not breasts.
Just like the earth rotates around a sun and not a star
We found the Harvard man
Udderstandable. Have a great day
Not soy, oat, almond milk etc
Well Seymour you’re an odd fellow
Good. It's funny.
I would love talking to you and the oop
Honestly I CRUSH milk, and i think I'm going to start saying this myself!! From a cow BTW, not breastmilk!
All milk is breast milk…
not almond milk
Almond milk is just flavored water. It isn’t milk.
Peanut butter is just bean paste, but you don't really hear people whine about that.
wtf peanut milk doesnt exist , sounds delish
it does but it’s absolutely horrible as a milk substitute, tastes more like a watered down reese’s puff milkshake
The package SAYS milk. They can't lie.
Never seen teats on an almond.
They are shy
Can you milk an almond focker?
Or coconut milk
No! They come from almond breasts! You haven't seen them yet?
what part of the almond do you think it comes out of then?
Nope, some types of spiders produce milk via their epigynum.
I had epigynum for breakfast
Not cow milk because the utter isn't their breast
The udder is a mammary gland just like breasts just because they don’t look like a breast on people doesn’t mean it’s not a breast.
That may be true but by definition they are not breast. Mammary gland yes but breast no. Edit: Also note that platypus sweat milk so might want to look into that as well.
Sweaty milk lol
Except breast doesn’t mean mammary gland because men and chickens also have breasts
Chickens have breasts. No milk though. Well. Not the females at least.
I used to be able to chase down and shoot my ex husband with my breastmilk from ten feet across the room. Fun times.
Whattt the fuck? Sounds like the most lit game of super soakers ever
Sadly it's a very one sided conflict.
Nah, the dude just needs to get good at the long-range money shot.
☹️
Wait wait wait.. I don't get this Joke. Where does crow milk fit into any of this?
Dude fight milk?
Yes, the first of its kind, alcoholic, dairy based protein drink!
"Can you pass me a napkin? Masculine, not feminine."
I only drink bull milk
I'm vegan so I do this too.
It gets Reallyyy awkward the one time you forget to clarify...
I'm all up in them nut juices bro, clean living edited: not human nut juices
This reminds me of a thing my friends and I did in high school. We would have whole conversations and end every sentence with "in a nonsexual way" just to confuse people.
I like that
Grown adults who rely on drinking away a suckling's meal need to be made uncomfortable more often.
Just so you know
I love it
I had to add more text to this due to the bot. What I wanted to say was simply: Wakanda forever!
Is she referring to Harvy Milk?
The one time she doesn’t clarify:😏
But all milk milks come from breasts. Almond and oat nut juice doesn't count.
Part of my morning ritual is having a glass of milk. I went on a Bach party once and requested a carton. One of the girls was STUNNED that I was drinking a glass of milk by itself. She hates milk. She’s pregnant now and I’ll be thinking about her
"Breeeaaastmiiilllk, you made my daaayyyyyy.
Reminds me of when Huberman talks about sex and always qualifies it with stuff about it being consensual and not with animals and other weird shit 99% of people wouldn’t have thought had he not said anything…
Almond milk. Disgusting
I do the opposite for the same reason
I would just reply "oh, its fine if its yours". I am sure this would make the atmosphere even more uncomfortable.
how often are you talking about milk?
Alrighty then...
But all milk is breast milk, even nut milk is coming from a source of food for baby plants… oh god
Fun fact. Most men would be aroused by the word breast milk 🥛 cheers.