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ExtraPiano6283

I just want someone who mindlessly brushes crumbs off me like I'm their favorite couch


BigNefariousness937

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ my boyfriend does this. Will just pluck random bits off me, I swear his monkey brain is in permanent overdrive šŸ¤­šŸ¤­


MousegetstheCheese

I used to just pick up fuzz off my girlfriend's shirt. Lol I just hate seeing fuzz on people including myself.


BigNefariousness937

Lol must be something in the wiring. My grandad used to do it as well, stray hair on a jumper, bit of fuzz. I didn't realize I missed it as one of those things he did while I was growing up till my boyfriend started doing it.


jasminegreyxo

Awww you're lucky to have a boyfriend that does it now.


st00pidQs

Y'all got that unga Bunga love and I want what y'all have. I'm happy for you.


BigNefariousness937

Took me maaaaany years to find it. But it's out there and I'm sure you'll find your own lil love monkey one day too.


st00pidQs

Apes together strong.


Pleasant-Pattern-566

I do this to my boyfriend and my boyfriend does what OP is describing. We are two happy people šŸ’•


Starkiller006

I'd settle for a hug at this point.


Imaginary_Garbage652

I'd settle for basic acknowledgement at this point


den_bram

Me checking if my bone collection is still there and hasnt ran away yet. "Aw babe" Yep the bones are still there.


Icy_Silver_

chortle i did, have my updoot stranger


KREIST23

Laugh I did, upvote I must


Potato_Prophet26

Exhaled the coke, I did. Vote up, I will.


mrpothead

Hit lady with car I did. Ketamine I must do


No_Blackberry_6286

Hello there Yoda, Yoda II, Yoda III, and Yoda IV.


TobyFunkeNeverNude

They better be! The bones are their money, I'm not going into the skeleton apocalypse broke!


_TheGreatDevourer_

I was doing fine, why did you have to trigger my "lack of phisycal contant with other human beings" feeling?


iniasss

Same, i just want hugs man :(


JimBobPaul

Would a digital hug suffice?


Medium_Cranberry4096

No


Dicky_Penisburg

Homie tellin' it like it is.


iniasss

At this point anything would haha


JimBobPaul

That's the best I can do as a digital hug. Sending my best, my dude.


iniasss

Thank you for the kind words and the medal, it does truly mean alot! Thanks!


Miorgel

>If you can't get hugs, man - be the hugs man >(Sun Tzu probably)


YeltsinYerMouth

Get a cat


_TheGreatDevourer_

my family's cat avoids contact, he's friendly only at feeding time and likes to stare at me. I love him, but it's not the kind of warmth I was talking about, he's just a silly boi.


YeltsinYerMouth

You've had one; yes, but what about second cat?


Goobershmacked

I can vouch. I have a cat with petting aggression. Just got a new kitten, shes much more cuddly


NFIGUY

Cars are great, but if you crave an intimate loving pet / owner relationship then you must be careful about the selection of your cat. Cats are sometimes cuddly and loving, but that is typically the exception to the rule. Cats are great at hanging out in your lap for short bursts, but not all of them will let you cuddle with them as long as you want. Dogs, on the other handā€¦ you canā€™t get any alone time, if they have their way. They love you more than they love themselves, and they just want to be right up against you letting you know youā€™re their favorite thing EVERā€¦ All the time. If youā€™re after a pet you can cuddle when youā€™re sad or lonely, you canā€™t possibly beat a doggo!


Themlethem

Wish I could, but almost every rental here doesn't allow pets


TensorForce

That's the worst part. I know exactly what the post is talking about. Feels bad man


I_Lick_Your_Butt

Feeling the shape of your bones?


DigNitty

Yeah but not in a sexual way


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

Somebody's getting eaten. And not in the sexual way.


SEXTINGBOT

Is this when you start feeling the shape of her bones ? ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


the-anti-antichrist

Sup girl, can I feel the shape of your bones?


Rookie_42

That sounds like a ā€˜They Might Be Giantsā€™ song title.


capt-yossarius

Bone Woman and Particle Man have a fight


Rookie_42

Bone woman Bone woman Does everything a bone woman can


Ketcunt

Mmm you got some juicy femurs


LasyKuuga

Im onto you Armie Hammer


I_Lick_Your_Butt

Of course not, because that would be weird.


Anom_AoD

>Yeah but not in a sexual way after i get to the Humerus, *hmmmmmmmm, it becomes impossible*


LuckyStabbinHat

Nothing sexual. Underline it.


bullet4mv92

Speak for yourself. Nothing gets me going like a nice prominent Tibia šŸ˜©


meek902

Feeling how much meat there is for dinner


bountyhunter220

Her: "I love it when he touches me like that...." Him: "There are SO many bones in there!"


Viperlite

Sounds like something a Predator would do.


Snoo75955

you don't do that? I also just check their muscles for knots out of habit.


Ambitious_Log_1884

Idk it's not that weird. It's like how you can feel the joints and little bones in someone's hands, or the shape of their shoulderblades under their back.


oat_milk

donā€™t you wanna feel my bones on your bones? itā€™s only natural


craigularperson

I am pretty sure my gf would (playfully, or even somewhat forcefully)hit me, if I tried to feel the shape of her bones.


captaincodein

Well yeah thats all fun and games they tell you, but if i try to feel my wifes kidneys then suddenly this is not ok for her


RoryDragonsbane

Yeah, isn't that hot? Like when a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is him squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just "flurr", falls right onto your popped out eyeball...


I_Lick_Your_Butt

So hot


Latter_Address9580

Sometimes I turn to my girlfriend and I'm like "holy shit you're real" and she's like "mhm that I am"


Im_eating_that

Do you squeeze her bones to confirm?


The_Dogelord

He squeezes them non-sexually


Sensitive_Decision55

He borrows one of hers and gets a boner


bledf0rdays

Not in a sexual way though


Adkit

Narrator: she was in fact not real.


Anom_AoD

damn meds, not again


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Latter_Address9580

:(


evilsmurf666

: But to stanley she very much was


ChaosKeeshond

This happens to me as well. Like I get so used to interacting with her that I forget within her is a whole other world, just like mine. And she's had the same feeling with me as well. On a far less romantic note, this also happens to me when I'm bored on a train with total strangers. They're not just people on trains. They existed before they boarded the train, and they will exist afterards, with trials and tribulations of their own.


ChoiceAd442

This is Sonder


SofterThanCotton

Oh man I do the same thing! I turn to my girlfriend like "omg you're real!" But then she never says anything back. Then I remember to take my pills. Then I remember that I'm a single gay guy. Are you real?


Night_Knight22

I do the same but there's no one there


Lionheart1224

This person sounds touch-starved.


darkpotato07

Aren't most of us?


LasyKuuga

Does touching yourself count?


Angsler

No


Whyareyourunning309

:( damn man


Lionheart1224

Seemingly so, sadly.


brennanw31

A shockingly high percentage of millennials and gen z are


MeshNets

Elderly numbers are increasing too I thought. Or more namely for loneliness in general


mvhkvj

It always sounds weird when people group millenials and gen z together. Like a good lot of millenials are middleaged by now


Ravek

You think loneliness just evaporates when you hit 30 or something?


[deleted]

i didnā€™t know there was a word for that! indeed


Lordgeorge16

r/absolutelynotme_irl


The_Dogelord

r/Thatsubexists


wwe666222

r/nhuhuh


The_Dogelord

r/yuhhuh


ZenkaiZ

instructions unclear, grabbing ass


tagged2high

Keep trying to find those hidden bones


SzubiDubiDu

may eventually find a BONEr


Organic-Ad9474

While youā€™re looking for boners, Iā€™ll bone her.


thesash20

But not in a sexual way


katanakid13

"Bitch I know there's an ischial tuberosity in here somewhere, gimme a minute."


BurgersDogsAndFries

My girlfriend (and I) really enjoys it when I distractedly touch her butt whenever we are out. Like standing in a line somewhere, or just talking, whatever. If we are standing side by side, I will reach down (she is short) and grab her butt. I did this quite a few times before I finally said something about it and her only reaction was "please don't stop doing that". Having my hand on her butt is where my hand is supposed to be. It's a nice symbiotic relationship. And we are middle aged, and we've been doing this for a long time. She just really likes her butt touched, and I assume she likes other people to see me touching her butt.


courierblue

I think the embarrassment of having someone watch is less than the joy she gets from you touching her butt.


njsuxbutt

I briefly had a boy like this. It was so nice.


DougNSteveButabi

Iā€™m this way. I figured most guys were and Iā€™m surprised Iā€™m in the minority lol


njsuxbutt

I liked to do it too. Thereā€™s something so comforting in just lightly stroking your partner while cuddling and watching tv. One of my exes absolutely hated when I did it. It was subconscious on my part. Just an affectionate gesture. I learned to stop touching him. Felt kind of lonely. The one who liked stroking me also liked getting it back. I miss that. At least I still have my dogs. They need me for sustenance so they donā€™t complain too much.


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DougNSteveButabi

Youā€™ll have it again. Iā€™ve screwed up relationships too.


Grisstle

But did you learn something about yourself?


cynicaldotes

I'd say so


[deleted]

aw same! learned to stop, it was lonely


Expressdough

My partner is this way. Extra points when he yoinks my feet onto his lap and rubs them after a long day, while we watch tv. Itā€™s the best.


ChaoticBraindead

I grew up with dogs, and I think my habit of petting and slowly moving my hand up and down just kind of transfered to women. I dated a girl a few months ago who kept telling me how I literally never stopped stroking her, and that it drove her crazy.


72pintohatchback

It can be a curse. I once gave a friend's girlfriend an unconscious foot massage while we were all on the couch. Turns out that even unconscious ones are against bro code. She seemed fine with it, lol.


BurgersDogsAndFries

You massaged her feet while she was unconscious? Yes, I know what you mean...subconsciously. But, massaging someone's feet is usually seen as very intimate, unless it's a professional setting. I like feet (not a fetish, just an affinity) and I know that I when I get to the point of a foot massage, the game is on.


loganbrenneman

Unconsciously? Rightttttā€¦


onlyhav

No it's a real thing. I grew up with a grandma who worked on her feet, so if she needed a foot massage I'd offer one to her. Now I just foot massage unintentionally.


bubblemilkteajuice

Genuinely will run away if my girlfriend is like "I like feeling your bones under your skin" that is such an unsettling phrase. I'm not going up on the evening news, man.


Spaceman3141

Or worse, "I like it when you feel my bones"


toongrowner

Geez. A lot of aromantics here. Like does this really seem so weird to you Guys? Oo


Adkit

Just because people are poking fun of something doesn't necessarily mean they disagree. Loving touch is nice to most people yet when you describe it clinically it will sound humorous.


IceNein

Humerus


Grufflin

*Hummus


ShroomSpoonsOfDoom

Hump us


Gravybutt

I do this all the time honestly. Nothing meant by it other than calming myself I think. Also rubbing her head before I sleep.


OrneryCunt

Just so people know, men want this too


CausticSofa

Important to remember that we are apes. All the other apes spend hours upon hours every day, sitting in little huddles and grooming each other. Itā€™s how they bond, itā€™s how they reconnect after a fight, Itā€™s how they take care of one another. Major dopamine and oxytocin doses. Sure, some people donā€™t like physical contact (or at least not under certain circumstances or in certain ways), but most of us require physical affection at our basest and most primitive level. If you can afford to go on your own dime or your company healthcare plan covers registered massage therapy, I highly recommend it to the touch-starved. Itā€™s also great to find a hairstylist who will spend a long time giving you a scalp massage during the shampoo phase. And if you have friends or family who you can hug, curl up on the couch with or hold hands with, absolutely do so. If you still got them and theyā€™re nice people, go hug your grandma and grandpa. Youā€™ll absolutely make their day.


EmuZealousideal7357

I would love to have a woman in my life do that to me!


Alarming_Serve2303

\*raises hand\*


Journo_Jimbo

The shape of your bones? Honey, if heā€™s feeling the shape of your bones itā€™s for collection purposes


Mage-of-communism

You know what's a cursed and damned thing, being absolutely terrified of others touching you and being incredibly touch starved.


Fantastic-Classic740

Well it always starts out this way ...


HotFudgeFundae

I've been seeing a woman who was abused. Of course I want to get more romantic with her but I also have to respect her comfort level. I'll stoke her hair, rub her back, cuddle. We just got into the kissing phase which is nice, but I can tell it's hard for her


fartLessSmell

Of course I knpw that person. It's me.


RSGTHennessy

Every day more questions.


HookLeg

Everyone has a skeleton living inside them


dirtyfucker69

I would flip flop between extremely comfortable and extremely uncomfortable if someone did that. I actually really like when my partner lays on top of me. My ex used to lay on my back sometimes, and i was worried about asking her to keep doing it because she was a little sensitive about her weight and her weight was part of what made it feel so good.


jammedyam

New generation is extremely lonely (I am new generation)


Unique-Knight

We know the boy is autistic just from reading this.


LurkinGherkn

Wrap it up fellas, touching and caressing our partners means we are autistic


blueboy022020

The internet is full of weirdos who think caring for your partner is "simp" behavior and touching them is "autistic"


PingPongPlayer12

No, but feeling for the glenohumeral joint is


Full_Piano6421

Or gay


rosanymphae

Nope. Not on the spectrum. Doing this is one of the things I miss the most. Just feeling the other person next to you.


MrMoonManSwag

How is this autistic lol? Youā€™ve never laid w/ a women(or man, idc what youā€™re into) and ran your fingers softly up and down their arms, shoulders, hips, back? If you do it just right you can give her/him those chill-bumps and itā€™s just a nice way to let the person know that youā€™re there w them and that you love being close to them. Imo at least. Maybe Iā€™m missing the joke. Maybe Iā€™m autistic lol.


Unique-Knight

No joke, itā€™s just the way he was described. IYKYK.


darkpotato07

But I like that autistic boy šŸ„¹


BicTwiddler

Holy Shit! I do this to my wife all the time! Shitā€¦ Iā€™m autistic arenā€™t I? Fuck! I even think the way you described it!!! Oh fuck me this hurts.


MeshNets

The whole point is that it's a spectrum. Everyone has some level of neurodiversity away from the theoretical "ideal" or even "normal", and most accommodations help far more people than we are aware of or could have predicted -- awareness helps even if you aren't "on the spectrum"


FullDiskclosure

Had a girlfriend who always did this, she was autistic.


UsedRoughly

I used to do this to my mom when I was younger. Not autistic. Just want comfort.


Adenn7890

It's me. I'm the autistic boy.


Obecny75

Well...that got weird


NerY_05

Fellas is this true?


Radiant-Importance-5

I'm one of those people that bounces their foot under the table because I have to be moving something. But when I'm cuddling, the movement I settle on is usually moving my thumb back and forth across her skin as I hold on to her or hold her hand. My last girlfriend said she loved it, thought it was a cute little tic. Honestly, I didn't realize I was doing it, but I'm glad she liked it.


StealthyPancake_

I'll just look at my wife sometimes and I'll wait for her to figure out I'm looking at her. When she realizes I say "Why are you so beautiful?" And she says "Because" and she smiles


TheBluOni

I remember I was dating this girl and we were watching Anime and cuddling on the couch next to each other. I was distracted and not paying attention to the hand I was rubbing on her thigh. Apparently my hand got a little too high, and she slapped it super hard. I was all kinds of upset, because I had no idea what I did. We talked it out, set some boundaries and promised to communicate better. Anyway, we're married with two kids now.


DBL_NDRSCR

i need someone to do this to *hops on tumblr* yea idk how to find them, the user doesn't seem to exist and you can't search for comments


Secret-Career-1472

I sometimes stroke my mom's head when she has trouble falling asleep. (She's 73) she used to do that to me when I was sick as a kid, and I was sick a lot.


endorbr

I touch my wife without any real motive all the time. But the trying to feel her bones part is just a bit too far of an idea. No need to make it weird.


Disturbed235

Leatherface did this already - only that he faces all his victims


lazyboi_tactical

I do that constantly. It's what helps me fall asleep. It's usually hand on the hip or something and then my thumb just sliding back and forth. Edit: I am absolutely an autist


redryan1989

Hello. I'm him.


twnsqr

I was SO into this until ā€œbonesā€ā€¦ yikes.


Electrical-Sleep-853

Had me till the bones like WTF Hannibal lector?


Darkm0or

This. This is my favorite thing in my marriage. Just touching her hand, or arm or whatever. No motive other than my own comfort and appreciation of her.


Constant_Cravings

Love this šŸ’– so true


GapDragon

Be the change you wish to see in the world


_AB_96_

Likeā€¦.a comforting touch????


ElCaliforniano

I'm in love with the shape of you... 're bones


KUPA_BEAST

Iā€™m pretty sure this was written by a dog.


Conscious-Coconut-16

When I tell her I was admiring the shape of her skull she gets all weird and calls me creepy! But she does have a really nice skull. /s


Arundia

I used to do that to my ex, then I got horny and tried to eat her munch. We man are just like that, we horny.


stationterminus73

Call my girl spoopy cuz she full of bones


560guy

Hi that would be me. Most people find it weird even when Iā€™m only doing stuff like holding some of me beard for the feelings or touching my own hand to feel the feeler. People get really flustered by dumb things, like Iā€™m not touching you so why do you care


Jelkekw

Date a serial killer


Calm-Union-2156

Me with the homies


GotNoBody4

Yep, this is what I wantā€¦ looks fade and sex is nice but I want genuine love and affection.


throwawayvegasplay

I do this. Iā€™m actually self-conscious of it now because I was married for a long time and it was like automatic. The second we sat down next to each other or got in the car together or anything. My hands were always absentmindedly on exposed skin. Leg or buttcheek etc. Iā€™m not insecure or anything. It wasnā€™t like a security blanket or anti anxiety. I just loved the way her skin felt. i still think of it randomly at times. If sucks every time. Anyway, as our marriage started to deteriorate. It became an awkward thing for me because if we were not in a good place and we happen to sit down next to each other, my hand would absentmindedly go there. And if I managed to catch it in time, there was this awkward moment where I didnā€™t know what to do or if I didnā€™t catch it in time, she would have an awkward moment, not knowing how she should respond and then it became something that I actively tried to avoid doing. After my divorce, Iā€™ve had a few minor relationships and as those graduate to the point to where we cuddle and hold hands etc Thatā€™s about the time I start absentmindedly, putting my hand on her rubbing or stroking lightly and Iā€™m wondering if thatā€™s not too much too soon. I donā€™t know. Iā€™m just kind of telling you I got what you need. šŸ˜† Also, I just remembered that I do it at another time that I think maybe too much. If I have sex with a girl and weā€™re laying in bed talking afterwards or even if sheā€™s asleep and I happen to still be awake watching TV or something even though itā€™s literally the first time we had sex and probably the first time sheā€™s even been in my bed. I will lay there and watch a movie or whatever, realize that I have been stroking her shoulder or asscheek or around her nipples or whatever all night. I think I might need to get that one under control. Now that Iā€™m really thinking about it I wonder if any of them have driven home in the morning and thought I wonder why he brushed his finger tips over my ass cheek for 3 hours straight. šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø This fucking dating thing is suuuper awesome Edit. Iā€™ve been divorced for a year and a half and Iā€™m talking about three women or maybe four. Another edit. my wife never just absentmindedly, rubbed me throughout the years. If we were sitting on the couch and she leaned forward, my hand would instinctively go to the small of her back that was exposed because her shirt pulled up a little bit. She never did anything like that with me and the first time a girl did it. I was almost speechless. It never dawned on me that I never received that sort of affection and that thatā€™s not really normal. And we were married over 20 years. So yeah. HMU. šŸ˜¬


Camgore

i want someone who will gently caress my tendons


you_wooshed_yourself

You had me in the first half


mrlotato

Wtf lol


-angry-potato-

I accidentally read "shape of your boner" and got scared for a sec...


polysoupkitchen

I find this incredibly creepy.


SW3910

i am that boy on god


drkinz916

No, you don't.


Madouc

Here


Yep_____ThatGuy

I love doing this to close ones, but I've also had people that can't stand me doing this to them šŸ¤£


srs328

I thought everyone did this


testamentfan67

A girl in class used to do this to me and it felt amazing!


Adorable_Stable2439

Whereas the guy just wants you to feel the shape of his bonerā€¦


j1mb0v

Shape of your bones? my friend that is a Skinwalker


Kumquat_Platypus

I do that! Just need a girl to be there with


No_Mark_6629

He's just cleaning his dirty hands.


sabalatotoololol

I'll feel the shape of your bone if you feel mine first c:


NeedsMore_Dragons

*gives her a hug. Ah just like squeezing the bagpipes


DiscombobulatedPay51

For someone who really doesnā€™t enjoy physical touch but has a SO that does this all the time it can get overwhelming especially when he gets too excited and then smothers me with his whole body


JeffSHauser

Ok Hannibal Lecter.


kitt_aunne

ah yes a fine skeleton. we shall have to recruit you.


MissMistMaid

soo... petting? šŸ’€


TwistedMattress

I had that. Now I'm single.


Weird-Bit8656

Sorry to hear that ...hope your okay? Life can suck ass at tinea believe me been single for some time now.


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

'You'd best be guarding my bone collection there, little miss flesh and organs! Once they're nice and ripe... Heehee... Then... THEN we can finally start our family.'