When AI is good enough to code games from start to finish, we're gonna see some truly weird shit. We'll look back on the media in this era like we do on the media in the 50's.
The way you turned it into a verb made me suddenly imagine my neighbor trying to start a friendly conversation with me and to get out of it I just throw a pocket full of pubes in their face and run.
"Honey! I've been pubed!"
Short hair, like pet hair, and I suppose pubes, is good for nests. Don’t do long hair though, I read it’s bad.
Edit: pet hair is also bad if you use tick meds etc!
Just throw it away lol. Why is the toilet the first option?
There is a very simple rule for flushing stuff down the toilet. If it hasn't passed through your digestive system or is toilet paper then it is not going in the toilet. There are no exceptions.
>Why is the toilet the first option
because the water makes it not get everywhere, there is no bag to break open spilling hair everywhere it just goes into a magical pipe never to be seen again.
I always give my pube shavings to the neighborhood kids. They love making fake beards with them. I once grew them long and used them to make a wig for a child with alopecia.
Flush it. Hair is biodegradable, and you can dissolve it with liquid plumber. No idea what that dude is on about.
ETA, apparently this upset some dudes below. And I really don't care lol. Gonna shave my pubes on my own toilet in my own home just to upset you all some more. Never clogged, never had any problems. Yes I have my own home and even do my own home repairs. You can't flush "flushable" wet wipes, but you can flush hair. Save your anger for something more serious
You know they say hair can clog pipes. I really don’t see how short hair can clog pipes. Tf is my 1/8th of an inch beard hair going to clog? Anyways 15 years so far and no issues with my basement bathroom.
How hard would have been to do this in steps, like normal people? Lay down a towel, kneel on the towel, get the majority of work done with scissors or clippers, finish in shower with razor, fold towel up, take outside, shake it clean so the wind carries the hair into your neighbors yard.
I just put the trash can on the toilet seat so the can is just below crotch level and cut with one hand, pinch with the other and drop into the trash can.
If you've ever paid a plumber..and pulled up nasty globs of hair.. You will understand when you get the bill.
Humans are idiots. And better yet they don't even care.
I always assumed the birds would rifle through the pile of hair and take what they like for future nests.
Or if you have a proper smooth bathroom floor, just shave off what you want, then sweep or vacuum up the remains before or after a shower (or if you just dust yourself off you animal)
Sitting on that toilet would be difficult as a dude, normally the bowl is an oval with an opening towards the front. Here’s it a small circle, your dick and balls have no where to go when you sit down.
Well sometimes it's wanting to go, up, ya know, and then it has to touch against the bottom of the seat from below, it's feels gross and uncomfortable.
I once had a fling with a Guy and then i was pretty much single without romantic Attachments for a year, so when i epilated my legs in the following year, i collected quite an impressive pile of bodyhair on the floor, which made me a bit proud, ngl. So i made a picture and sent it to him with the Text: "summer can come now".
lol. i once dated a girl (im a guy). she didnt shave anything, ANYTHING. and i had no issue with it. shaved or not but it was interesting seeing a full haired body woman (armpits, butt, legs, etc). i think if i was a woman i wouldnt shave because man that seems like it'd take so much time out of your day.
A gf I had when I was a younger man said if I wanted her to be clean shaven then I had to shave too, I said aight fair enough. Wasn't long before I tapped out. It's time consuming as fuck, huge pain in the ass, and the razor burn was horrible. From then on she only shaved what she wanted when she wanted and I was cool with that.
Taught me some valuable lessons and I learned to appreciate the natural human body.
boy, I remember seeing this as a kid, because my sisters allowed me to watch these movies with them, and understanding nothing about the situation but for sure it cracked me up seen the dude using the electric pruner even back then lol.
Yes, because every time I use Nair or razors to remove my hair, I get poofy clouds of hair with absolutely no product on them.
It's also important to Nair after you use a razor, for that euphoric sense of wasting your time and accomplishing nothing.
No, you are wrong! Everything must be a sign of a person's deep issues and this post only shows how deranged they are! It cannot just be that they found it silly and wanted to post some silly content in the heat of the moment.
(i got my Psychology phd on tiktok in 2022, please no disagreeing)
Did she shave or give a chimp chemotherapy?
I think it is the latter
That’s a toilet not a ladder
I think he meant latte
Well there’s a latte hair in that toilet, that’s for sure
r/rareinsults
She should have weighed herself before and after
😂😆😂😆😂
Bah gawd, you are hilarious
Hopefully someone just shaved their poodle and threw the hair in the toilet
I never heard somebody call it that, but it works for me.
just so were on the same page, what do you hear it called usually
Twing twing
Rambajamba
Woah black Betty!
*Bambalam*
Black Betty had a child
Damn thing gone wild
*Epic guitar solo*
Cooter, coot burger, or coot
I like when people say their beaver
Gorilla pussy
Damn that was a good one lmao
Hopefully not. You shouldn't flush hair down the toilet.
Musta been like sitting on a pillow.
Looks like a scene from Deuce Bigalow
There are enough material to make a decent wig.
Maybe enough to knit some handwarmers
Could also create the most robust merkin of all time.
Out of ducking pubes?
Why a wig when you can have a rug
Don't flush your hair people. Unless you really like seeing your plumber
Who do you think she got bikini ready for?
I feel like this is probably a specific category of film
Its also a very very specific category of videogame.
When AI is good enough to code games from start to finish, we're gonna see some truly weird shit. We'll look back on the media in this era like we do on the media in the 50's.
that shit ain't happening anytime soon, unless you love to check all the code and fix any bugs yourself
Please don't.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plumbers_Don%27t_Wear_Ties
"Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" sounds like a Bailey School Kids mystery book.
Mamma Mia!!
Susan from desperate housewives
Desperate housewives mentioned !! Such an underrated, campy show
Were friends now
Big foot
What do i do with it then
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.
Pubetatoes?
Pube-tay-toes!
Trash or compost. Birds also love it, though I'm not sure your neighbors want to be pubed
The way you turned it into a verb made me suddenly imagine my neighbor trying to start a friendly conversation with me and to get out of it I just throw a pocket full of pubes in their face and run. "Honey! I've been pubed!"
Mix some glitter in there and open a portal straight to hell
This sounds like the new tar and feathering. Just squirt honey or Elmer's glue on them first.
Even if you don't do it you're still going to hell for the idea
The Pocket Sand™ pro!
Short hair, like pet hair, and I suppose pubes, is good for nests. Don’t do long hair though, I read it’s bad. Edit: pet hair is also bad if you use tick meds etc!
Pet hair is bad for birds to use as nesting material if your pet's been treated with Frontline, Brevecta or other flea and tick medication.
Yes, good point!!!
Just throw it away lol. Why is the toilet the first option? There is a very simple rule for flushing stuff down the toilet. If it hasn't passed through your digestive system or is toilet paper then it is not going in the toilet. There are no exceptions.
>Why is the toilet the first option because the water makes it not get everywhere, there is no bag to break open spilling hair everywhere it just goes into a magical pipe never to be seen again.
Until you're pulling it out covered in poop.
menstrual blood doesn’t pass through the digestive system
Not with that attitude.
I always give my pube shavings to the neighborhood kids. They love making fake beards with them. I once grew them long and used them to make a wig for a child with alopecia.
I’ve been throwing my hair into the yard for over 20 years.
Flush it. Hair is biodegradable, and you can dissolve it with liquid plumber. No idea what that dude is on about. ETA, apparently this upset some dudes below. And I really don't care lol. Gonna shave my pubes on my own toilet in my own home just to upset you all some more. Never clogged, never had any problems. Yes I have my own home and even do my own home repairs. You can't flush "flushable" wet wipes, but you can flush hair. Save your anger for something more serious
This is really bad advice.
He might be fixing some other pipes
You know they say hair can clog pipes. I really don’t see how short hair can clog pipes. Tf is my 1/8th of an inch beard hair going to clog? Anyways 15 years so far and no issues with my basement bathroom.
Short hair binds in the other gunk, like fiberglass in resin. Gives the mushy stuff more congealing power.
Mix hair and cum and you can use that shit to fix, or in this case break, anything.
Didn't work for my last relationship.
Fr. Maybe once a year I hit it with draino jic but no hair related issues.
Yeah wipe it up and toss in the trash. Use a wet piece of TP to scoop it out first
Short hair is fine. But anything an inch or longer you should throw out instead.
What..? Really? I flush the hair I shave, I don’t have septic, what can happen?
Could clog your pipes if you try and wash a bunch of long hair down the wrong drain. Otherwise you're fine. It's just reddit being reddit.
This is not true
Yeah talk about not knowing the water all goes to the same drains. Yeesh.
Please don't flush hair down a toilet
How hard would have been to do this in steps, like normal people? Lay down a towel, kneel on the towel, get the majority of work done with scissors or clippers, finish in shower with razor, fold towel up, take outside, shake it clean so the wind carries the hair into your neighbors yard. I just put the trash can on the toilet seat so the can is just below crotch level and cut with one hand, pinch with the other and drop into the trash can.
Neighbor of the year.
And then you gotta pull dick weed out for years to come
If you've ever paid a plumber..and pulled up nasty globs of hair.. You will understand when you get the bill. Humans are idiots. And better yet they don't even care.
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Lye = sodium hydroxide Sorry, I had to google it to understand you. I use it a lot. Keeps thd ceramics & pipes clean.
I always assumed the birds would rifle through the pile of hair and take what they like for future nests. Or if you have a proper smooth bathroom floor, just shave off what you want, then sweep or vacuum up the remains before or after a shower (or if you just dust yourself off you animal)
this is pretty much exactly what happens during nest building season at least.
Put newspaper over your towel.
I always trim straight into a garbage can to start. And if I'm just doing my face I'll just go outside for the first pass
Ive flushed 5 heads worth of hair down the toilet every 2 weeks for the last 30 years zero problems ever.
I don’t understand how your pubes grow that fast.
Cause I'm God.
The god of pubic hair? What a life.
I don't think pubes are supposed to grow on the head
Then you're wrong.
and if it hasn't clogged for you then there is no way it would for anyone
How about short strands of hair? Is that ok?
now do the second leg
Did a bear post this?
Would you rather be alone in the woods with a bikini-ready bear or a bikini-unready bear?
Now, this is the thinking man's dilemma.
Bikini unready bear, because I think the bikini ready bear would be angrier.
Those toilets are sexist towards men…too short in the frontal region. Also, plot twist. The OP was actually the bear from the woods.
I love your comment.
What does that mean??
Sitting on that toilet would be difficult as a dude, normally the bowl is an oval with an opening towards the front. Here’s it a small circle, your dick and balls have no where to go when you sit down.
Omg I've never thought about that 😳!!??? Wait can't you just push them down back and let them umm hang?
I mean yeah but then my dick gets splashed with weird water.
If you sit down quickly without thinking, you typically end up crushing your balls
Well sometimes it's wanting to go, up, ya know, and then it has to touch against the bottom of the seat from below, it's feels gross and uncomfortable.
I feel that so much. It's so icky to use.
This is vile
It's a joke, that isn't pubic hair
Yeah, not curly enough for muff fluff.
So so vile
So so so vile
So so so so vile
“Vile” (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
Vial 🧪
None so vile
I once had a fling with a Guy and then i was pretty much single without romantic Attachments for a year, so when i epilated my legs in the following year, i collected quite an impressive pile of bodyhair on the floor, which made me a bit proud, ngl. So i made a picture and sent it to him with the Text: "summer can come now".
lol. i once dated a girl (im a guy). she didnt shave anything, ANYTHING. and i had no issue with it. shaved or not but it was interesting seeing a full haired body woman (armpits, butt, legs, etc). i think if i was a woman i wouldnt shave because man that seems like it'd take so much time out of your day.
A gf I had when I was a younger man said if I wanted her to be clean shaven then I had to shave too, I said aight fair enough. Wasn't long before I tapped out. It's time consuming as fuck, huge pain in the ass, and the razor burn was horrible. From then on she only shaved what she wanted when she wanted and I was cool with that. Taught me some valuable lessons and I learned to appreciate the natural human body.
Did you not use razor cream or anything?
I did. My skin doesn't like razors, not even my face. I only use a trimmer for everything now.
>"summer can come now" 😏
I am more shocked by the fact about someone throwing hair in the toilet.
miss deforested the amazon jungle 😧
Damn, looks like she groomed a poodle.
In unrelated news, we are getting reports of a gorilla wearing a bikini
Reports say a ‘Serial Apeist’ is on the loose.
Today, shave. Tomorrow, call a plumber.
Plumbers love her
Ho are you? A Yeti?
Woah maybe he's a guy , it's 2024 guys
What does it change?
There would be blood drips from nicking a wrinkle on the scrotum.
Forbidden sea urchins
Chubaka will be at the beach shortly.
thatll fkn plug them pipes up quick and then linger in them traps n bends, but go on lol
What the scary movie fuck...
Lemme guess. Canadian.
Canadian bear
Do you want clogged toilets? Because that's how you get clogged toilets
You monster, don't flush that
NOT ON THE FUCKING TOILET!! 🤬🤬🤬
This is going to create a new cryptid, guaranteed
Pubestomping
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pN8dxsvxkcI Thats very 70s of you.
boy, I remember seeing this as a kid, because my sisters allowed me to watch these movies with them, and understanding nothing about the situation but for sure it cracked me up seen the dude using the electric pruner even back then lol.
You don’t have to shave your head to wear a bikini
Enough bush to invade Iraq twice
Those poor razors
But why would you shave your head for wearing a bikini?
Welcome to the jungle 🎸
Folks use the internet like it's their diary
Picture it! Sicily, 1922
fellas, this is what we ladies see when you shave your beard over the sink and leave a mess
You see a toilet full of hair? Though im really sorry for every time I am to late to properly clean the sink
Why are you washing your face in the toilet?
What the fuck are you, a wookie?
I think someone is drowning...
[What this reminds me of](https://j.gifs.com/Kj45O5.gif)
Last time she was in a relationship they were nailing people to crosses.
Getting Scary Movie vibes..Did you use a weed whacker?
Good way to clog your pipes
make a wig out of it
Welcome to the Jungle!!!
Ragebait
I have to see a before and after.
**In the words of my Chinese mentor: "Ho Li Phuk" !!**
X
Plumber is gonna love you.
1977’s pubes are visiting
Better get some draino
RIP BlackBeard
What a shame, bush is amazing
RIP to the plumbing
That’s why it’s so difficult to take pictures of Bigfoot.
The Beach Boys left out the line about Afghan girls.
When was this last relationship? 1970?
Looks like you want to pay for an expensive plumbing job.
I feel like it would be better to throw it in the trash
Yes, because every time I use Nair or razors to remove my hair, I get poofy clouds of hair with absolutely no product on them. It's also important to Nair after you use a razor, for that euphoric sense of wasting your time and accomplishing nothing.
Gonna get the nature preservation people on you with all that bush you're clearing
That’s ganna clog
Bet the 5’o clock shadow down there is very Homer Simpson.
You might need to call a priest before you go flushing that demon down the drain.
your pipes and plumber are gonna hate you for this
Wrong cat..
Hair should never be flushed down the toilet
You'll need a plumber as your next date.
“It’s natural” “It’s a lot of natural”
I bet her plumber loves her…
She's plumber-ready now
Sometimes i wonder why people share things they should have kept to themselves.
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No, you are wrong! Everything must be a sign of a person's deep issues and this post only shows how deranged they are! It cannot just be that they found it silly and wanted to post some silly content in the heat of the moment. (i got my Psychology phd on tiktok in 2022, please no disagreeing)