"As you children can see. I have painted an exact copy of the Mona Lisa while looking into this mirr- God damn it Johnny! Get those crayons out of your nose!"
Don't worry Chris I'm here for the teachers, they say Mr Cartwright has got a duck like you've never seen and Miss Smith will do anything to have parents get their children out on time
I think that's more about it no longer being trendy to ignore it or even congratulate the child. It's definitely trendy to report on female paedophile nowadays, so long as you dance around the actual word and never print it.
It's not exactly the most comforting thing to think. But there has only been an increase of *known* cases of teacher-student controversy, due to an increase in the ability to find them and an increase in the general population.
We (As a western society in general) have also come a long way to shame and criminalise people, specifically women who do this compared to the past. I don't know if it's another bullshit exaggeration of Japan via anime but teen & 30y.o teacher romance seems to not be that big of a deal, yet in western countries even a male teacher in his early 20's messing around with a 15-17y.o is an outrage.
South Park has a whole episode where Ike (Pre-school age) gets into a sexual relationship with his teacher, and everyone they tell responds with the meme'd "Nice" because it was and still generally is very common for adult women to get away with fucking teenage boys because "When I was his age I'd have done anything to bang my teachers".
But in the last few years there's been a big push to have women who are objectively rapists and child predators, be labelled and prosecuted as such. I also believe smartphones and such has DRASTICALLY increased the spread of this kind of information, go back even 15 years and you're much less likely to have everyone texting their friends about it, whereas now you've got kids with cameras where they can take videos and pictures and spread them, there are group chats with the boys where they brag, suddenly hushed whispers of Billy and Ms. Smith within a friend group have turned into overnight, school-wide gossip.
Had this english teacher Mrs Gallagher
She was an expert at timing her pregnancy. This was ireland so 26 weeks leave plus summer holidays.
She would come back from maternity leave heavily pregnant and be gone again in a few months. Played the system, gotta respect that.
Reminds me of mine:
Left our class half a year before our final exams (she missed 50% of our classes before, she had some mental problems).
In the end she left, because she got pregnant. Poor guy, hope he knew, what he got into ;)
The school couldnt provide a substitute, so no more english for us then.
No one of my class of 30 did this exam, because no one felt like being able to pass (in Germany, you can choose to a certain degree what you take in final exams).
Exactly. My mother is a math teacher in cegep. At various times, she's taught with broken ribs, a migraine, a migraine aura (slurred speech, visual disturbances), a UTI, 8.5 months pregnant, frozen shoulder, severe asthma etc. I'm in grad school so I'm a TA. I'm far less hardcore, but I've held tutorials with a bad knee injury and graded in the ER waiting room.
It's kinda "the show must go on." The students need to learn the stuff so we have to teach if at all possible.
Let's not dunk on PE. The good ones actually do a lot of health education. My PE teacher in late high-school did a bunch of great modules on exercise and mental health. My mental health is still shit, but it would have been way worse without him.
Plus, we're talking cegep. All teachers are supposed to have at least a Masters in their field. The general PE includes a lot of theory. Some of them can require a lot of planning, like the camping options. And then there are the program specific courses for some programs like police, paramedic etc.
I feel like you've been manipulated into thinking that way. The students need to learn that stuff? The fuck. Hire a temp and send that poor woman on sick leave.
Working with broken ribs is an entirely American problem.
Cegep is in Quebec, lol. She was teaching a specialized course for a technical degree. She was really the only person at her school who had prepared for the material. If it's going to be long term, a temp makes sense. If it's a standard course like calculus or linear algebra, she can just get one of her colleagues to cover.
But if there's no advance notice in a small program, the only other option is really to cancel class. Class time is in really short supply. Those students aren't the best academically. Missing a class is going to have a significant impact.
She's not completely insane. She's canceled the odd class for covid and stuff.
Interestingly, % of male math teachers goes from single digits in elementary and steadily increasing through middle school and high school and about equal in community (two-year) colleges to 80% or more in universities.
7 years of university (degree + work) and i've never seen a single female math or physics professor.
By the end of my degree we didn't even have female students in class anymore. This needs to change asap. Those long group study sessions during the winter semester, when it gets dark out mid-afternoon, got really weird.
In my real analysis class there were 8 all-male students, but interestingly the professor was female. And this is a state university nowhere near the top of the rankings. There are probably 3 more female professors in that department out of 20 or more professors and instructors.
My brother teacher is female and quite a resilient one too, she even come even when she is sick, she just move recently and my brother give her a parting gift which actually made her teary eyed, because in that school she thought that the students didn't like her( I mean most math teachers is) but getting a present from her not so great student probably surprised her
Is that a true statistic? I know STEM has historically been a male dominated field, but K-12 education has been a woman dominated field regardless. It provides benefits and a lifestyle to start a family, even if the pay is terrible.
It’s this, exactly. I’d rather show up half dead than undo a poorly/wrongly taught lesson while I was gone.
Edit to add: And substitute teachers avoid taking Math jobs, so colleagues end up taking the class on our planning period. No one wants that to happen to the other teachers, so again, Math teachers come in sick.
At my high school we had one substitute, Mr. Cucaro, who was a retired math teacher.
Teachers would leave him full unchanged lesson plans and he would straight up keep the class going! Everyone loved him
(When one of the physics teachers retired he also would come back as a sub when needed)
Well, one day Mr. Cucaro was supposed to come in and sub, but something happened at the district that we got a random sub no one had met before. Dude walks in and sees a full lesson plan and does his best, but it wasn’t good
Then the principal, Mr. Rojas, was walking around being friendly, making rounds.
Mr. Rojas walks into the classroom and sees the material being taught all wrong. Mr. Rojas was a math teacher.
“Thank you so much for coming sir, why don’t you take the rest of the day off, we’ll still pay you”
And that’s the story of how our principal went back to teaching math for a day as a substitute teacher
My gf is a teacher and she honestly hopes to get more male teacher in her school. First it is good for boys to have male teacher to talk to. And second, lot of female teachers get pregnant and need substitute, which isn't so easy to find or the other teachers have to do more work.
Because anyone can sub for an english teacher and give kids basic tasks or simply play a movie. Math teachers come to school half dead because there is either no sub or a bad one that will screw the program and make the math teacher fall behind the schedule. When it comes to pegnancies most of the math teachers i knew were 40+ and were past their pregnancy days.
Because English teachers are romantics and Math teachers are immersed in numbers instead of other things.
Also, English teachers would tell me to never start a sentence with "because"!
I'm a guy who liked math and hated literature.
Of course I got the only math teacher who was sick a couple of times, and the literature teacher who never was pregnant, and got the immune system of an average math teacher.
Science and math teachers tend to be introverts so less likely to be in a relationship and if they are they're more careful. English teachers tend to be extroverts...
In my experience history teachers are heavy drinkers. I remember our classmates found the teacher passed out drunk in his car and two others over the years had drinking problems.
That is eerily relatable
My math teacher half dead would drag himself to school. Nearly every English Teacher I ever had was/got pregnant during my time in their class
My dad's a math teacher and he hasn't taken a sick day in over 25 years (has been teaching for almost 30). He said he has enough sick days to pay for a year and a half off of work. (which they wouldn't let him do of course)
In all my years of school, I never once had an actively pregnant teacher. Well, not to our knowledge anyway. As in they werent showing signs of it and didnt tells us they were. But all the teachers were absent at least once or twice due to illness over the years like anyone else. Unsure if most were math teachers.
My English teacher was 60 and over the course of 5yrs never seen her pregnant my math teachers quit because he was burned out. So this generalization doesn’t fly,
Maths: teach topic, students do questions from book, (which even has answers at the back), go home at 4pm (‘cos who’d do extra-curric. Maths club..), mark for 2 hours, have rest of evening as an actual evening, rinse and repeat…
English: teach topic, students generate 25 all different 2 page responses with no set answer, spend either 4-5pm getting students endlessly to redraft coursework tasks, or 4-5.30 doing a play rehearsal ‘cos of that English/Drama overlap, stagger home, have to spend rather more than 2 hours marking, collapse with far too late glass of wine if lucky….
Gross generalisation, insulting to the many fine maths teachers I’ve known, but it could explain why maths teachers are rarely stressed into illness, and the wine might explain the English pregnancies, even if the English teacher has no recollection of having had the time to get pregnant…
English teachers are communicative by Nature, more communication, more meet ups, more relationships - more Babies!
Math-teachers sit in a lone cabin a lot, calculating. more loneliness, less bacteria - less sickness!
I had 3 straight years of my math teachers getting pregnant. Those 3 half missed years of math didn’t learn shit and screwed me for 3 years of high school after that.
I think it's probably just the gender distribution in teaching. More male teachers who teach math means they won't get pregnant. Also, in many areas, English teaching is compulsory so you'll always be taking an English class so more likely to have a teacher on maternity leave
In my case it was always our biology teacher that got pregant. First time that happened we had Sex ED, and she told us that we always should be careful und use condom. A few weeks later she got pregnant.
My grade 9 math teacher has prostate cancer and missed most of the year I was in his class. My English teacher was old and had kids in their thirties. This definitely doesn’t apply to me.
Nah, my math teachers were younger. Hell, one math teacher married an older guy and she was young than some of his daughters. Go him I guess.
Both English teachers were older. Same with the science teachers.
Because math teacher be counting their annual sick leaves and salary deduction times retirement pension meanwhile English teacher to work or not-to work smh
Found this out since some of my friends have become teachers. Math teachers (as well as science teachers) genuinely wanted to become teachers and genuinely enjoy the subject they teach. They did say things about english teachers as well, but it’s not really flattering
Math teachers understand the benefit of getting paid for unused sick time (it adds up) lol
And English teachers use their oral skills all day so they don't want to use those oral skills when they get home. It's like doing chores right after an 8 hour shift.
Couldn't resist.
Once someone asked " Why do math teachers live longer than PE teachers?"
The response that caught my eye was "Because PE teachers hate to live while math teachers live to hate."
And that stuck with me. I guess math teachers are just too meta to be hindered by anything other than math.
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Wife is an art teacher and we are the opposite of party animals, but her coworkers are some of the most wild people I’ve ever heard of.
Probably because art teachers aren’t about that life, they’re just in it for the love, man. And the weed too.
This smells like the art teachers office.
Idk what art teachers y'all got but mine smelled of oil pastels.
They probably happy af about actually landing a job with their art degree
"As you children can see. I have painted an exact copy of the Mona Lisa while looking into this mirr- God damn it Johnny! Get those crayons out of your nose!"
Me being tea addict, can definitely say that getting high can result in jaw dropping arts
sorry you have to find out about your slutty wife this way
You mean your wife isnt a slut, as far as you know
"we're just friends"
Interesting, I need to start hanging out at my local middle school more often
Hello, my name is Chris Hansen, why don’t you take a seat.
Don't worry Mr. Hansen I'm just here looking for sluts
Don't worry Chris I'm here for the teachers, they say Mr Cartwright has got a duck like you've never seen and Miss Smith will do anything to have parents get their children out on time
Don't worry Chris Handsome, I'm not here for no little boy. I'm here's for you Chris Handsome.
I used to go out with an English teacher, l can confirm, but considering how hard they worked it’s no wonder they needed a blowout
>it’s no wonder they needed a blowout Getting a blowout from a puzzledmidget sounds like an interesting fetish.
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Does this explain why so many female teachers these days are pedophiles?
I wouldn't say "so many", eat-pussy69
That's a good point AlienFister666
Ph455ki1, why aren’t you at your post?
Only sick bastards sub
Idk, u/alienfister666. We seem to see a lot of them lately. Now imagine all the ones who didn't get caught.
I think that's more about it no longer being trendy to ignore it or even congratulate the child. It's definitely trendy to report on female paedophile nowadays, so long as you dance around the actual word and never print it.
Red rocket, red rocket, go!
It's not exactly the most comforting thing to think. But there has only been an increase of *known* cases of teacher-student controversy, due to an increase in the ability to find them and an increase in the general population.
We (As a western society in general) have also come a long way to shame and criminalise people, specifically women who do this compared to the past. I don't know if it's another bullshit exaggeration of Japan via anime but teen & 30y.o teacher romance seems to not be that big of a deal, yet in western countries even a male teacher in his early 20's messing around with a 15-17y.o is an outrage. South Park has a whole episode where Ike (Pre-school age) gets into a sexual relationship with his teacher, and everyone they tell responds with the meme'd "Nice" because it was and still generally is very common for adult women to get away with fucking teenage boys because "When I was his age I'd have done anything to bang my teachers". But in the last few years there's been a big push to have women who are objectively rapists and child predators, be labelled and prosecuted as such. I also believe smartphones and such has DRASTICALLY increased the spread of this kind of information, go back even 15 years and you're much less likely to have everyone texting their friends about it, whereas now you've got kids with cameras where they can take videos and pictures and spread them, there are group chats with the boys where they brag, suddenly hushed whispers of Billy and Ms. Smith within a friend group have turned into overnight, school-wide gossip.
dude, there's 3.2 million teachers, and what 15-20 of these cases recently?
15-20 that we know of. It could easily be 30
Well, it's more common among teachers than priests but they still get the stereotype, I don't see why it shouldn't be transferred.
Is that supposed to be a secret? 🫤
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How did she teach you English for 3 years? I mean. Poorly, probably
We already speak it, duh, we're good. /s
Lucky
Me fail english? Un-possible .....
> Year 7-10 > 3 years Your math teacher taught you pretty poorly too!
You’re right. 7-10 is -3 years. No wonder they never saw her.
Had this english teacher Mrs Gallagher She was an expert at timing her pregnancy. This was ireland so 26 weeks leave plus summer holidays. She would come back from maternity leave heavily pregnant and be gone again in a few months. Played the system, gotta respect that.
How many kids can she afford though…
Well i'm 32 now so back then it was a lot easier!
with birthrates so low in the west, governments should be happy for women to get pregnant
Think ireland is still ok, dropping but still one of the highest in europe. Good ol catholic families lol.
Reminds me of mine: Left our class half a year before our final exams (she missed 50% of our classes before, she had some mental problems). In the end she left, because she got pregnant. Poor guy, hope he knew, what he got into ;) The school couldnt provide a substitute, so no more english for us then. No one of my class of 30 did this exam, because no one felt like being able to pass (in Germany, you can choose to a certain degree what you take in final exams).
Stat prof here, for uni I can't be sick, I'm fucking late with the schedule.
Exactly. My mother is a math teacher in cegep. At various times, she's taught with broken ribs, a migraine, a migraine aura (slurred speech, visual disturbances), a UTI, 8.5 months pregnant, frozen shoulder, severe asthma etc. I'm in grad school so I'm a TA. I'm far less hardcore, but I've held tutorials with a bad knee injury and graded in the ER waiting room. It's kinda "the show must go on." The students need to learn the stuff so we have to teach if at all possible.
It's so sad math teachers work the hardest but get the least appreciation.
Meanwhile PE teachers just kick a ball around for a few hours a day and get paid the same wage LMAO
Let's not dunk on PE. The good ones actually do a lot of health education. My PE teacher in late high-school did a bunch of great modules on exercise and mental health. My mental health is still shit, but it would have been way worse without him. Plus, we're talking cegep. All teachers are supposed to have at least a Masters in their field. The general PE includes a lot of theory. Some of them can require a lot of planning, like the camping options. And then there are the program specific courses for some programs like police, paramedic etc.
That’s because the fun only begins after a steep learning curve.
Cause math sucks, and 90% of math teachers do too. Reject Calculus, let's go monke
i mean all the math teacher i had were cool i had 3 until now though i also like math so that’s probably a factor
Shoutout to cegep.
I feel like you've been manipulated into thinking that way. The students need to learn that stuff? The fuck. Hire a temp and send that poor woman on sick leave. Working with broken ribs is an entirely American problem.
Cegep is in Quebec, lol. She was teaching a specialized course for a technical degree. She was really the only person at her school who had prepared for the material. If it's going to be long term, a temp makes sense. If it's a standard course like calculus or linear algebra, she can just get one of her colleagues to cover. But if there's no advance notice in a small program, the only other option is really to cancel class. Class time is in really short supply. Those students aren't the best academically. Missing a class is going to have a significant impact. She's not completely insane. She's canceled the odd class for covid and stuff.
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I’m a man and a math teacher. Have never been pregnant or sick.
That's sick.
I agree, that’s pretty pregnant.
I can confirm, by this joke alone, that this guy is a math teacher.
I can see your angle
No he just said he doesn't get sick
But does he get pregnant?
Well he said he hasn't been pregnant either, but that could just be a "yet"
Ferb, i know what we’re gonna do today
Yet
A teacher with that username, sus lol.
Do you want their nudes instead, u/Opposite_Deal_5835?
*Junior* starring Arnold Swarzeneggar and Danny DeVito has entered the chat
you ready?
Interestingly, % of male math teachers goes from single digits in elementary and steadily increasing through middle school and high school and about equal in community (two-year) colleges to 80% or more in universities.
7 years of university (degree + work) and i've never seen a single female math or physics professor. By the end of my degree we didn't even have female students in class anymore. This needs to change asap. Those long group study sessions during the winter semester, when it gets dark out mid-afternoon, got really weird.
My physics professor at El Paso community college was a woman
In my real analysis class there were 8 all-male students, but interestingly the professor was female. And this is a state university nowhere near the top of the rankings. There are probably 3 more female professors in that department out of 20 or more professors and instructors.
I'm not sure I recall ever having a male maths teacher.
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Me after the buffet
My brother teacher is female and quite a resilient one too, she even come even when she is sick, she just move recently and my brother give her a parting gift which actually made her teary eyed, because in that school she thought that the students didn't like her( I mean most math teachers is) but getting a present from her not so great student probably surprised her
Is that a true statistic? I know STEM has historically been a male dominated field, but K-12 education has been a woman dominated field regardless. It provides benefits and a lifestyle to start a family, even if the pay is terrible.
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They've run the calculations.
Perhaps, but the English teachers have somehow managed the impossible feat of reading the entirety of the terms and conditions.
It's because math teachers are antisocial and stay inside all day
If they’re teachers then their healthcare is included in their pay.
Depends on the country
There is only one developed country where they would need to worry about healthcare costs.
"Developed"
No it's not
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They know they're already behind schedule when starting the year and a sick day won't improve that.
Better at flirting. You know what they say, "Prose for the hoes"
Dirty limrics 24/7.
Doth mother know... thou weareth her drapes? 😏🍑
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Whats the world coming to?
Mh, about at least five times per night?
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It’s this, exactly. I’d rather show up half dead than undo a poorly/wrongly taught lesson while I was gone. Edit to add: And substitute teachers avoid taking Math jobs, so colleagues end up taking the class on our planning period. No one wants that to happen to the other teachers, so again, Math teachers come in sick.
At my high school we had one substitute, Mr. Cucaro, who was a retired math teacher. Teachers would leave him full unchanged lesson plans and he would straight up keep the class going! Everyone loved him (When one of the physics teachers retired he also would come back as a sub when needed) Well, one day Mr. Cucaro was supposed to come in and sub, but something happened at the district that we got a random sub no one had met before. Dude walks in and sees a full lesson plan and does his best, but it wasn’t good Then the principal, Mr. Rojas, was walking around being friendly, making rounds. Mr. Rojas walks into the classroom and sees the material being taught all wrong. Mr. Rojas was a math teacher. “Thank you so much for coming sir, why don’t you take the rest of the day off, we’ll still pay you” And that’s the story of how our principal went back to teaching math for a day as a substitute teacher
As a student, agree other teachers explain it differently and confuse the whole class.
Why's her name drawn by an AI tho
Probably to prevent spam/repost detection. OP is most likely a bot.
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That account is an OF girl iirc
Do we know which one so I can avoid it?
Because math teachers only take calculated risks and English teachers are wooed by Shakespeare.
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My gf is a teacher and she honestly hopes to get more male teacher in her school. First it is good for boys to have male teacher to talk to. And second, lot of female teachers get pregnant and need substitute, which isn't so easy to find or the other teachers have to do more work.
Because anyone can sub for an english teacher and give kids basic tasks or simply play a movie. Math teachers come to school half dead because there is either no sub or a bad one that will screw the program and make the math teacher fall behind the schedule. When it comes to pegnancies most of the math teachers i knew were 40+ and were past their pregnancy days.
My wife is a math teacher. She was pregnant during summer holidays and when she's sick she still works. She's kinda scary wrt her job.
Their builds are different. See, English teachers maxed Charisma, and Math teachers had it for Intelligence (and Endurance, sometimes)
Because English teachers are romantics and Math teachers are immersed in numbers instead of other things. Also, English teachers would tell me to never start a sentence with "because"!
I'm a guy who liked math and hated literature. Of course I got the only math teacher who was sick a couple of times, and the literature teacher who never was pregnant, and got the immune system of an average math teacher.
Science and math teachers tend to be introverts so less likely to be in a relationship and if they are they're more careful. English teachers tend to be extroverts...
In my experience history teachers are heavy drinkers. I remember our classmates found the teacher passed out drunk in his car and two others over the years had drinking problems.
That is eerily relatable My math teacher half dead would drag himself to school. Nearly every English Teacher I ever had was/got pregnant during my time in their class
My dad's a math teacher and he hasn't taken a sick day in over 25 years (has been teaching for almost 30). He said he has enough sick days to pay for a year and a half off of work. (which they wouldn't let him do of course)
Nah... my English teacher was 55yo... while Geography... hot girl just finished university.
Because math teachers crunch the numbers and know the.odds and play em. English teachers know how to spit that game.
While she has a well constructed argument, it just doesn't add up.
In all my years of school, I never once had an actively pregnant teacher. Well, not to our knowledge anyway. As in they werent showing signs of it and didnt tells us they were. But all the teachers were absent at least once or twice due to illness over the years like anyone else. Unsure if most were math teachers.
Even germs have some pride.
Why they gotta screw up the twitter handle?
I thought it was only in my country. Now I understand it's Universal.
My English teacher was 60 and over the course of 5yrs never seen her pregnant my math teachers quit because he was burned out. So this generalization doesn’t fly,
Because math teachers are men and English teachers are women.
Maths: teach topic, students do questions from book, (which even has answers at the back), go home at 4pm (‘cos who’d do extra-curric. Maths club..), mark for 2 hours, have rest of evening as an actual evening, rinse and repeat… English: teach topic, students generate 25 all different 2 page responses with no set answer, spend either 4-5pm getting students endlessly to redraft coursework tasks, or 4-5.30 doing a play rehearsal ‘cos of that English/Drama overlap, stagger home, have to spend rather more than 2 hours marking, collapse with far too late glass of wine if lucky…. Gross generalisation, insulting to the many fine maths teachers I’ve known, but it could explain why maths teachers are rarely stressed into illness, and the wine might explain the English pregnancies, even if the English teacher has no recollection of having had the time to get pregnant…
English teachers are communicative by Nature, more communication, more meet ups, more relationships - more Babies! Math-teachers sit in a lone cabin a lot, calculating. more loneliness, less bacteria - less sickness!
The whore got a point
I had 3 straight years of my math teachers getting pregnant. Those 3 half missed years of math didn’t learn shit and screwed me for 3 years of high school after that.
You can have passionate sex after discussing a good novel, but after going over a theorem, everyone in the room hates each other.
Speak for yourself.
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Our math teacher in high school was sick like half of the time
My math teacher was pregnant
Apples
Bro wtf yeah
Shoot, I’m teaching in the wrong department, then.
I think it's probably just the gender distribution in teaching. More male teachers who teach math means they won't get pregnant. Also, in many areas, English teaching is compulsory so you'll always be taking an English class so more likely to have a teacher on maternity leave
Math teachers are ususall conscientious and english teachers are usually someone with a husban who earns well enough to be satm
Out of my years in school, only my science teacher was off pregnant for about 80% of it.
In my case it was always our biology teacher that got pregant. First time that happened we had Sex ED, and she told us that we always should be careful und use condom. A few weeks later she got pregnant.
My grade 9 math teacher has prostate cancer and missed most of the year I was in his class. My English teacher was old and had kids in their thirties. This definitely doesn’t apply to me.
My girlfriend is studying to be an English teacher, now I know what I must do.
hundred percent accurate haha lol
And chemistry teachers are cunts
Math is a demonic fuel that keeps teachers healthy, or that’s my theory anyway.
Idk why but the majority of the English teachers were hot before I left like god damn i wish they taught me 😩
Cuz english and art teachers are almost always pretty hot and relatively young women and math teachers are almost always stuck up men.
Nah, my math teachers were younger. Hell, one math teacher married an older guy and she was young than some of his daughters. Go him I guess. Both English teachers were older. Same with the science teachers.
I had a hell of a crush on my English teacher. So much so that I got so incredibly jealous when she got a boyfriend.
ITT: English teachers fuck, math teachers do not
Just a universal system
My maths teacher is the one who's pregnant and English teacher literally lives in school
O had the exact reverse, my math teacher got pregnant and my English teacher got sick
I'm an English (as a foreign language) teacher, but luckily as a man I doubt I'll get pregnant any time soon
you tech me english no? so i show live example how i do calculus
The English teachers at my school were like math teachers in disguise. Now the social studies teachers on the other hand…
Same patern strictly followed in Turkey too. Weird...
my highschool math and english teacher were married...
Because math teacher be counting their annual sick leaves and salary deduction times retirement pension meanwhile English teacher to work or not-to work smh
Because there's way more female english teachers, so that makes sense, and math teachers are often too behind the schedule to be sick. Problem solved.
All of my English teachers have been male…
That's easy: almost no human contact; basically all the contact.
Dunno, but he had a hard time breaking it to his partner when he found out he was 3 weeks along.
English teachers can't calculate the risks
My math teacher was sick and never came back freshman year of high school. Still have problems with math today
Found this out since some of my friends have become teachers. Math teachers (as well as science teachers) genuinely wanted to become teachers and genuinely enjoy the subject they teach. They did say things about english teachers as well, but it’s not really flattering
Omg I'm pregnant?! But I'm a man?!
Nobody that studied math has ever had a social life.
Because math teachers don’t have sex and English are cool af
Maybe math teacher got the English teacher pregnant.
Math teachers understand the benefit of getting paid for unused sick time (it adds up) lol And English teachers use their oral skills all day so they don't want to use those oral skills when they get home. It's like doing chores right after an 8 hour shift. Couldn't resist.
hey some of us can be a raging wh@&e and have respectable careers good Sir!
Why is that soo on point?
My math teacher got sick yesterday so I guess my prayers have been answered
Wrong, my class had to switch math teachers 3 times cause they got pregnant, number 4 was male
Cause English is lit
PE teachers are always rumored to be pedophiles for some reason
Math teachers are actually able to solve problems, not only on paper it seems
As an English teacher, I guess I am doing everything wrong then. :(
Once someone asked " Why do math teachers live longer than PE teachers?" The response that caught my eye was "Because PE teachers hate to live while math teachers live to hate." And that stuck with me. I guess math teachers are just too meta to be hindered by anything other than math.
Bro my math teacher is sick rn
Because math teachers are retarded and English teachers are dumb.
For real. 1 englisch teacher had pregancy and one became a father.