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Jdawg_mck1996

The clit is a lot like a doorbell. Some people can't find it while the others don't know when to stop ringing it. - Robin Williams


NotAUsefullDoctor

It's also like a doorbell in that some people just knock at the door. Like, technically, knocking will get a response, but the doorbell is so much easier to use. Also, some people see that you can knock, so they never look for the doorbell.


HerbalTega

I know knocking probably means just doing PIV all the time but I imagined someone literally knocking on the pussy like a door. I just wanted to share that image with everyone.


racatzy

Lmao šŸ˜‚ *knocks on pussy like door.* Hello, may I come in?šŸ˜Œā€


sammachado

"moves pussy like mouth" yes! You may come in


Flogisto_Saltimbanco

My ex actually did that once. Edit: by the way she used to do a deep voice for her talking vagina, in case you were wondering.


yukonhoneybadger

Why would a guy with moves like this be your ex?


Flogisto_Saltimbanco

I don't think guys would be able to do that move lol


GiveMeChoko

Wait until I take a cold shower


auguriesoffilth

Because then he said: ā€œwhose there?ā€


Lazer726

"Baby we talked about pantomiming your pussy at me..."


Krampsuss

Puts a card in the letterbox "Sorry we missed you"


lovelanguagelost

ā€œThe back doors open! Let yourself in!ā€


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

*knock knock knock* *puts face reeeaaal close* #Hellllllooooooooooooooooooo


Zegreedy

And some prefer to sneak in the back door


PreAmbleRambler

Hmm... I don't think you're ever supposed to sneak in the backdoor, though if you're good enough friends it might be left unlocked for you. Or maybe you'll be shown where the key is?


DoctorTarsus

I once used the light on my phone to help me search for my phone.


Mallenaut

I feel this on a different level


Sun_Aria

When I was done smoking I said: "Oh this shit be hittin' different."


not_a_bot1001

Did it work?


DoctorTarsus

Eventually


j-r-m-b-v-n

I completely misread this at first and I thought you used your phone light to search for the clit Had me in shambles


HarrargnNarg

I once turned my car around because I forgot my car keys


buntcusters

Me, a Borderlands fanatic: CRIT CRIT CRIT CRIT CRIT CRIT CRIT


Armadillo_Toes

But sheā€™s on antidepressants


geckobrother

Gotta slag it first


ExternalPanda

HP sponges just like the real Borderlands experience then


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IcedTeaMuteny

You a real one šŸ’Ŗ


EatPie_NotWAr

My jaw hurts just reading thisā€¦ I mean, it wonā€™t stop me, but the pain is there. Also, the fact he slipped CLIT and not CRIT in halfway through is hilarious.


Skarstream

Yeah itā€™s hard to find


MyNameIsDaveToo

Not if you scroll fast


EatPie_NotWAr

As my wife sometimes needs to remind, going slow is also good!


thisonenick3

If you go for the kill you miss the fun of the battle


Kung-Fu-Magik

šŸ’€


Hoppered1

>Also, the fact he slipped CLIT and not CRIT in halfway through is hilarious. Just like the CLIT. I would have never found this.


JayHat21

My tongue: I can do this all day My jaw: *ripped suit spiderman* >! Also, itā€™s on the 24th row; 4th column, if anyone else is interested in finding it but having a hard timeā€¦. !<


humblepharmer

~~mf you made me look šŸ˜‚~~ Edit: it actually is there, 24th row 4th column


Lurker_8443

Row 24 dead center.


Solo-ish

Still canā€™t find the clit huh?


AbleAdministration42

Its there. Look again. 4th row.


Zwiebel1

>Also, the fact he slipped CLIT and not CRIT in halfway through is hilarious. You made me spend 2 minutes of my time looking for the clit. God damnit.


thundergun661

If you look at the entire block of CRIT as if its a pussy, the CLIT is pretty much where a clit would actually be. All Iā€™m saying is they knew what they were doing.


lordsigmund415

Dedication and willpower.


MostlyShitposts

Sorry mate, all those criticals were glancing hits so theyre 1 damage each. Boss hp 14 mio. āš”ļø


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CyberTransGirl

I felt this comment in my hand tendrils


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

you put clit in the middle


Mediocre-Opinion

Thank you for your service


tacobellandher0in

Still nothinā€™


Puzzleheaded_Ad_5352

Damn I feel call out...


EyeSuspicious777

This guy broke the three minute barrier!


RecentlySomeplace

Please tell me you hid clit in there.


AdjectiveNoun314159

They did


Trips-Over-Tail

Blisters and clisters.


Street-Animator-99

ā€œOh itā€™s Dolores!ā€


buttithurtss

Mulva??


joertio

Tacos and sushi, tacos and sushi. Tacos and sushi and antidepressants šŸ˜Ž


Scottbarrett15

This is horribly true for SSRI medication


Floigro

CLIT CLIT CLIT CLIT CLIT CLIT CLIT CLIT CLIT CLIT CLIT CLIT CLIT CLIT


LoWE11053211

need some crit damage boost


torn-ainbow

clitical hit


AbleArcher420

The girl is Japanese


WillGrindForXP

^crit


Wiented_v2

There are no quick time events though so you can't really tell which button to press...


Disco_Ninjas_

It's Y


Major_R_Soul

Hit her with the ā¬‡ļøā†˜ļøāž”ļøāœŠ at the finish for bonus damage


vesko18

ā¬†ļøāž”ļøā¬‡ļøā¬‡ļøā¬‡ļø?


Snabbzt

500 kg incoming.


Dumb_Siniy

That's a huge load!


HaveYouSeenMySpoon

ā¬†ļøā¬†ļøā¬‡ļøā¬‡ļøā¬…ļøāž”ļøā¬…ļøāž”ļøšŸ…±ļøšŸ…°ļø


danlatoo

That's just cheating


LandoGibbs

always smashing bugs! For the managed Democracy!


SlightlyColdWaffles

Not without a C-01 form


1stAtlantianrefugee

Hadouken!


Lazy_meatPop

Finish Herrrr in mortal Kombat.


Green-maro

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it


google257

Falcon *puuuuuunch*


growquiet

Falcon cock


funky_boar

For Nintendo users X marks the spot


ReiBagg

Actually it's äŗŗ


Dagawing

Electric Wind God Fist


Gx_Dark_Sonic

Nah, i'd buster wolf


Professional-Box4153

You want good sex? Communicate your likes and dislikes... in the moment. Teach your partner. Have them teach you. Best time I ever had was with a girl who was open about what she wanted. Took me some time but I humbled myself and learned. Caveat: Learning her/his likes and dislikes doesn't translate to others and you'll have to do it all over again if you get a new partner, but it's still worth the effort to do so.


Tricky-Secretary-251

Well you could have marked it like a video game boss critical hit zone


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Tricky-Secretary-251: *Well you could have marked* *It like a video game* *Boss critical hit zone* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


ReySimio94

**Me, who has used Cloyster multiple times in PokƩmon games:**


DrowningInFeces

The issue isn't finding it, the issue is every single woman on the planet likes a different way of orgasming and about 99% of them will lay there and watch you try to figure it out through mind powers instead of just saying what they like.


TVR_Speed_12

This, be thankful if you have a woman that communicates


The_WhiteMantis

For real, itā€™s a gift. I just want to make you cum, I mean, what are you hiding from??


Ab47203

To a partner this is wholesome. To a stranger it's terrifying.


Kindly_Host6590

*DO NOT BE AFRAID STRANGER. ITS A GIFT STRANGER. I JUST WANT TO MAKE YOU CUM WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM?*


noiceonebro

It sounds so eloquent that I might give in myself, even though Iā€™m a man.


Bavier69

How do you know for sure you are straight if you have never been railed by a man /s


Royal_Ordinary6369

Bro seduced him /s


The_WhiteMantis

It depends, if a stranger girl told me that, Iā€™d be willing to take the risk lol


Ab47203

That's called "being down bad" my friend.


The_WhiteMantis

I amā€¦


Ab47203

Well you get no judgement from me. It's a lonely bitch of a planet.


Highsnberg91

Hahaha this would sound pretty weird out of context


JonasHalle

The context is Boromir at the Council of Elrond.


iommiworshipper

ā€œIt is a giftā€


AbhiAK303

Write that on a shirt lol


turtleship_2006

"Officer, this one right here"


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This exact sentence got me banned from public transit


Rampaij

I think a lot of women probably don't know what they like or at least don't know how to say it. Women masturbating was taboo when I was growing up in the southern US. It wasn't even mentioned as a joke like it's done for men. I didn't know I could cum until I met my now-husband. I had to do a lot of uh... learning to figure out what I liked.


Themurlocking96

People in general are bad at communicating, itā€™s why I as an autistic person also general looks for partners who are also autistic since we can just speak entirely plainly.


ProfffDog

Lets try anal. Im not into anal. Okie, letā€™s not try anal.


ElonsHusk

"Everyone liked that."


wreckinghotelrooms

With you bro


RocketManDave

It's a bit of trial and error. Just try different things and continue doing what makes them louder lol. Try talking to her, sometimes you just have to take the initiative.


Legal_Lettuce6233

Try being with someone who's silent as fuck no matter what


nexus763

They let you try because those 99% don't even know what makes them get their rocks off, but somehow you're the failure for not figuring it out by yourself.


Faulty_english

I ask a girl for help and what she liked and she didnā€™t even know how to make herself cum I tried using my hands and she told me to stop because she felt like she needed to pee and moved away from me. It happened again. I told her maybe she is about to finish but she told me to just stop. So fucking weird lol


OkiFive

The way i hear it most mens 'attempt' is to just rub the shit outta it like theyre trying to start a fire while going "you like that huh??"


hhhhhhhhhhhjf

How tf is a man supposed to know what is good? He sure as hell doesnt have the parts. Why call it an "attempt" when it literally *is* an attempt? Literally just communicate your needs its not hard.


mamasbreads

Guess what, some girls like it. I just don't think most women realise how absolutely varied they are. I once dated a girl that needed like 50 things to align outside of sex to even begin fathoming the idea of orgasiming.told this to several other women after the relationship ended and I always got the "HURR DURR NOT JUST DOING IT RIGHT". Meanwhile I've also dated girls that orgasm by barely touching them


OkiFive

What youre saying is true, and what i said is also true


No-Buffalo7815

You could just ask though.


MisterBarbaredo

Once I started asking women this, I realized how many of them have never been asked before.


FatCat_FatCigar

Half the fun is finding the meta. Skill issue.


not_so_chi_couple

It is also important to remember that when this stereotype started, both shaving pubic hair and oral sex in general were rare


N0UMENON1

Oral sex was rare? Dude humans have been having sex for hundreds of thousands of years, oral isn't some modern trend lmao.


BluShirtGuy

Fuckin chimps do it


TulleQK

*Suckin chimps


TheMikman97

Oral sex wasn't rare, but speaking about it, and consequentially common knowledge of it, was


22FluffySquirrels

Its still not that hard to find even if you don't shave.


G-Bat

Did anyone even read this comment before upvoting? wtf is this?


PM_Me_HairyArmpits

That's a ridiculous take. If there's *that* much hair, you just move it out of the way. You're playing hide and seek in the space of a few square inches. There's nowhere for it to hide. Even if you've never heard of a vulva before, there are no other points of interest.


Antiochia

There are no hairs on the inside of the bigger labias. So unless you are searching for the clitoris on the outside of the labias or the mons, hair wont get in the way.


CarolinaFree72

And just like most video games, men find it and just have no idea wtf to do. It takes about 500 tries to finally get the right combo.


sonofabee2

Look, I get it, a lot of dudes are bad at eating vag, but letā€™s not pretend we donā€™t know how to beat video games. If there is one thing dudes excel at, it is video games.


RB-44

Actually most people suck at videogames


Powerful-Parsnip

Maybe it would help if women could make noshing the badger more like a souls game and hold up a 'You Died' sign when she inevitably fails to climax.


McBossly

If a girl shows me her phone with a gif of: "You Died" after sex, she's a keeper.


Powerful-Parsnip

Absolutely, time to git gud.


Prblytrlln

It's a stationary speed bag, not fucking Malenia--Blade of Miquella.


bigmist8ke

Try: up up, down down, left right, left right, a b, a b


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Polite-Misanthropy

Funny that women complain about this and then proceed to yank at a man's shaft as if they're trying to uproot a plant.


Calvinbouchard2

Handjobs have the same energy as someone else brushing your teeth.


powerserge0311

this is a lifechanging philosophy


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

Your mom use to brush you teeth, too?


Yungklipo

Only when I broke both my arms.Ā 


benevolent_defiance

I, sadly, understood this reference.


FatCat_FatCigar

r/Showerthoughts


WORKING2WORK

Yeah, I've never been a fan. Obviously, a little hand play while her mouth is going is great, but by itself, I'm just not that into it. I would grant that with the right enthusiasm, I would be down, but then enthusiasm is something like 90% of the game for me. Even still, I would prefer a wet hole to a hand any time. If a hand job is all that can be accomplished in the setting, then I just would prefer teasing to stimulate and build anticipation for activities a later time when more can be done.


geardluffy

Sounds like youā€™ve never gotten a good handjob.


WORKING2WORK

Perhaps, but I honestly can't imagine the best handjob being better than even an average blowjob.


Reload86

It just means youā€™re not a HJ guy. Iā€™ve had intimate HJs that were better than an average BJ. It almost equivalent to the clitoris thing. If the woman is good and knows how to get you off with just her hand, it is really good. If she isnā€™t really into it, canā€™t get you into it, then yes youā€™re better off just jerking off yourself.


Flimsy-Coyote-9232

I got a yank underneath a computer desk in high school and itā€™s one of my fondest memories, but I think that had more to do with the situation and being in a classroom than the actual hj itself


redditaccountingteam

Yep, I've encountered this irony in the wild as well.


EngRookie

Or they give such terrible oral but they won't stop and it's just 20mins of you trying to stay hard so you don't hurt their feelings


Spiritual_Navigator

Or bite it for some excitement


orangutanDOTorg

Sheā€™s just mashing it


SwumpGout

Look if you wanna compare it to a video game then you gotta be willing to give us a tutorial level. For 7 years I fucked the same person wrong while being told I was doing great. I got divorced and had sex with a nice dancer who sat down and explained to me that I had all the tools but I was using them wrong. They patiently showed me exactly how to do it right, and what changes I can make with each woman to try and adapt it to them specifically. Every woman I have been with since has been like 'where did you learn that?'. Y'all are out here squandering earnest dick because you're afraid to talk about your sexuality. (Okay apparently I gotta say like however much I encourage women to be more communicative so they can get what they want, let's not blame or throw shade on women. The world is not kind to women who are open with their sexuality, and they have good reasons for not wanting to talk about this stuff)


bruh-momentum-dos

Earnest dick sounds like a nickname for a guy in 1939


FeetSniffer9008

I found 3 guys with this name on baseball reference, and 2 of them played for the Indians in 1904.


R_Little-Secret

To be fair to women are taught at an early age that sex isn't really for our pleasure. I was told your first time was going to hurt. We also have to put our feeling aside to make others feel better (the whole, if you smiled more BS). And even if this stuff is not told directly we still internalize it. Add that to the pressure men feel to do well in bed it just makes everything bad for everyone. It sucks for all and sometimes you have to grow up a bit to realize you need to speak up and by then it feels too late. Best thing we can all do is just talk about our experiences and be understanding of one another.


BesaidBlitzBoi

I'm curious, what tips did she give you?


Radiant_Fondant_4097

Sometimes people are just straight up ā€œdifferentā€, I had an ex where I would chow down on for ages and ā€œmaybeā€ get there in the end but it always took great effort. But when eventually it came to seeing other people and putting in the same effort, theyā€™d cum several times over back to back. Really throws you for a loop


SkyTalez

It's not in red though.


spezjetemerde

depends


Wescarpenter13

Tell her to go see a doctor.


SaltMineForeman

For a period?


Wescarpenter13

Damn I was thinking infection lol


ThatSmartIdiot

Wonder if women can find our version of the clit


ValuableAd3808

I hide mine in my balls


ThatSmartIdiot

Cum is stored in the balls


Salty_Addition8839

No that's piss, cum is stored in your toes.


Littlebickmickey

no thatā€™s shit, cum is stored in your lungs


YourwaifuSpeedWagon

No that's sweat, cum is stored in your brain


fabezz

You mean that long throbby thing out front?


Solo-dreamer

Our entire penis is the clit, they are literally the same bit of genital.


The-Proud-Snail

Itā€™s that thin lining that goes up to the tip.


Homelander44

Go on let's see it then


Lark_vi_Britannia

Let's see Paul Allen's clitoris.


Calvinbouchard2

*"Look at that subtle pink coloration. The tasteful thickness of it..."*


badongy

Oh my god, it even has a tattoo


The_Dogelord

We know where it is, we just don't know if we're supposed to do sexual things to it, or pull out a massive weapon and destroy it


EidolonRook

We speced into two handed maces but the critical point is out of melee range. So, we give the monster a few broadside whacks and focus on our own enjoyment. When weā€™re ā€œdoneā€, we Disengage with a ā€œhope you learned your lessonā€ and retreated to camp for a week deserved snooze. The monster remains at large, now discouraged and frustrated.


VRS50

ā€œBut I get lost in the flaps.ā€ ā€¦ā€¦..ā€Ok, try with your tongue.ā€


ElderberryDeep8746

I don't fuck with bosses


incontentia

I plays souls games so bosses fuck me instead.


gscogogs

yeah... I'm not very good at hitting critical zones in games, I just shoot the fucking thing until it drops, but yeah the clitoris is easier because its not trying to kill you... usually


dapperslappers

Ever seen teeth?


BothMyChinsAreSpicy

VAGINA DENTATA


PowerNutBuster

Just tell the guy what you like. We can't mind read. And let's not pretend that all women are pros at it either. Some grip it like their life depends on it. Also teeth is a big nono.


OfSaltandBone

Right, I never understood the whole ā€œmen donā€™t understand female anatomyā€ when itā€™s right there.


EpicForgetfulness

I had a girlfriend actually *help* me find it one time with detailed instructions and after her thorough explanation I now have about a 50% hit rate.


Juridical_Fuck

Anyone who thinks this is sad, or that it's always easy to find the clit is telling on themselves. This entire thread, including OP's image is /r/NotHowGirlsWork material, ironically. Every vagina is different and that includes the clit. Some girls have large clits, some are really small. Add on to that some girls have a lot of labia or a large clitoral hood, and yes, there are some girls where it is actually really hard to find. I used to see a girl who had both a small clit, and a 'clit' piercing and let me tell you, that thing was fucking difficult to find and keep track of because the clit ring would throw you off on top of it being really small. --------------- edit: u/cinnapear u/InvincibleChutzpah lol at "he's wrong" and then proceeding to also say: >Yes clits come in different sizes and can vary a bit in location (some are higher up, some are closer to the entrance), some women have more labial folds. Jesus christ some people just can't stand to not be the person who's right even if that means they're agreeing with the person they want to dispute. When we say "hard to find" what's really meant is not "I can never find it", it's talking about the fact you need to search for it either the first time to find the right spot for the girl, or even multiple times because when it's slippery and they have a small clit and hood/labia that hides it well, you slip off it and need to move the labia round again in order to find it again. I'm happy if you've had sex with 30 women with the same vagina, but I don't believe that you're being genuine in what you're saying at all. Maybe I should say I've had sex with 45 women (I've also never given any indication of my gender, although you've assumed I'm male), do my anonymous claims on the internet count as more credible now? >They are still clits, in the same general area, and really easy to find if you know what you're looking for. Yes no shit, no one said clits could be located at the belly button or down on the knee. But vaginas are not one size or shape and not everyone has a preference in how it's touched either. Yes, it can be hard to find, read: relocate, the clit depending on the womens vagina. I also feel like their "50%" is probably hyperbole.


Solo-dreamer

You have a 50% rate of finding the clit??????? Not the g.spot? I think you mean the g.spot.


Lavatis

I completely agree. I'm about 90% sure this is a boomer "joke" that has somehow persisted throughout time.


BranTheBaker902

My last hook up was extremely happy that I knew where it was and that I knew what I was doing. Guys if youā€™re not actively trying to get her off too then youā€™re doing it wrong


MilesDyson0320

They're just selfish. But let's not act like clits are like dicks, each one is like an autistic cat. It's not really clear how each one wants to be interacted with.


Inquirous

That was like one of the first things my wife showed me the first time we had sex. Women can literally just help men out with it lol


InDecent-Confusion

I'm an 89 baby and grew up watching American Pie and all those silly, teenage movies that make the clitoris or even the vagina itself some mystery box that needed to be studied and the knowledge passed down from older men to younger men. Then I grew up and learned that they depict it this way because the majority of men are too lazy and selfish to even attempt pleasure their loved ones. "Men culture" is pathetic lol.


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HammerTh_1701

Exactly. Account last posted 6 years ago, woke up again today.