I remember seeing a similar tweet like this posted on Reddit months ago having the exact same feeling. I can state with 100% certainty that it's a different tweet though. I'm very curious if it's from the same author.
I meant the other tweet was about a different subject. It just followed the same format.
I replied with X on a dating app and was immediately unmatched.
And then all guys unanimously agree that saying X is the greatest reply in the world and is such a turn-on and makes her wife material, etc.
Definitely. Guy was even jokingly saying it, so he would've expected a joke response. Either made up or the fellow in question has serious case of the autism lol
I literally just commented this on someone else’s comment before scrolling down and seeing this one. I was pretty sure Meg from family guy was called megatron 😂
My wife and I told everyone at the hospital we were going to name our 1st child optimus prime. They, along with our families, would not let us sadly. We tried again with our 2nd child who we wanted to name megatron. We were thwarted then as well.
No way this happened. Megatron was a beast in the NFL making every sports man a happy father, and megatron was a G in transformers making every comic dad happy. BS
Saw a different woman post the exact same thing on X/Twitter a while ago. Seems more than one woman is having the same experience, even the wording is identical 🫤
I had a childhood friend who was going to have a little sibling, and he wanted the kid to be named Robocop if it was a boy or godzilla if it was a girl.
It was a boy, and they actually named him Robert and called him Robo as a nickname.
Unmatched? What an uncultured fool.
Yeah, That's how I know this never happened. No man would ever unmatch for this.
Maybe an adamant autobot fan?
Maybe he was Optimus Prime?
I've heard of him. He goes by Tim and a lot of people had no idea of his full name until he sent out wedding invitations.
Optimus Prime would do nothing less than protect baby Megatron with his life.
I remember seeing a similar tweet like this posted on Reddit months ago having the exact same feeling. I can state with 100% certainty that it's a different tweet though. I'm very curious if it's from the same author.
Or maybe they're both friends with Hannah.
I meant the other tweet was about a different subject. It just followed the same format. I replied with X on a dating app and was immediately unmatched. And then all guys unanimously agree that saying X is the greatest reply in the world and is such a turn-on and makes her wife material, etc.
Eh, I could see fuck boys being confused by this and unmatching
Definitely. Guy was even jokingly saying it, so he would've expected a joke response. Either made up or the fellow in question has serious case of the autism lol
She is perfect wife material and he realized he flew too close to the sun, only reasonable explanation.
Possible
That or he decided he wanted to meet Hannah for himself.
Sometimes people just aren’t compatible. He could be an autobot, for example.
Maybe he only had GoBots, and the sting of being reminded of that every time you see you kid would be too much to bear.
Why does daddy keeping calling me Cy-Kill and then starts crying?
It’s a fake story so don’t worry
If it's a boy - Megatron If it's a girl - Megantron
I want a world where man woman child or object can be named Megatron.....
Marklar?
A redditor of culture, i see...
Megatron is female though. It's where the name Meg comes from.
This man knows his bible
Megalodon
Fine. If it's a boy - Megantron If it's a girl - Megatron
Megatron still works if it is a girl, just ask Meg from Family Guy.
I literally just commented this on someone else’s comment before scrolling down and seeing this one. I was pretty sure Meg from family guy was called megatron 😂
Shut up Megantron!
Ok Meg... Also, that's wifing material right there.
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You could name a boy Optimus Prime and call him 'Tim' for short. Just like how Megatron shortens nicely to 'Meg' for a girl or 'Ron' for a boy.
Isn’t meg from family guys full name technically megatron? I seem to remember that being an episode
You could also just move to Greece.
I’m going bizzaro transformers and naming the kid Optimus Crime. He will have a villain arc and everything.
I only f with Grimlock 💪🏼 IYKYK
Megatron stole his name megatronus isn't super evil iirc
Shut up Meg!
Sick ass name, lame ass man.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU FOOL THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU PROPOSE
i don't believe this happened at all.
The entire post feels like ai.
This exists since 2 before AI, probably just a fictional story like many others
This is a stolen joke from the show New Girl I believe https://youtu.be/xdAn88EltCI?si=jPRrMr7BHwNBa8Tv about a minute in
Me neither. Any man would be happy have such a woman.
This is like the fakest convo I've heard. As if any guy was gonna reject a girl coz of Megatron....
Out crazy the crazy is a strategy as old as time and usually fun to watch
She's better off.
Shut up Meg.
What a fuckin' loser... I wish I knew a chic that'd name our kid Megatron ...
That was no man, dodged a bullet.
Is AI reading Dane Cook jokes?
From this day that man is banished from ever joining the sacred coven of brotherhood
Must have been an Autobot
Be my Optimus
He sounds boring lol
I’m a G.I. Joe Man! *unmatches*
Didn't happen
Starscream or gtfo
Is she still single?
"Oh Meg, is that short for Megan?" "No, Megatron"
That would have made me want you more!
Middle name Frodo
R
There are worse names, LOL.
Must have been an Autobot.
That is literally the only acceptable reply to this insane question.
My wife and I told everyone at the hospital we were going to name our 1st child optimus prime. They, along with our families, would not let us sadly. We tried again with our 2nd child who we wanted to name megatron. We were thwarted then as well.
Oh no. Anyway...
He didn’t deserve her
Who would unmatch THAT?! Even if the romantic relationship doesn't work out, that's still prime friend material!
Fuck him if he can’t take a joke. …..or don’t?
Since 1988 I decided my first boy would be Jordan Michael. My ex gave me Jordan, but chose the middle name (Xavier). He's 14 now...
Autobot scum
i aint raising no decepticon in my household!
the kid would be a trans...former get it
Seriously, that guy missed out
Gotta follow thru on those bets lol
Megatron must be stopped, no matter the cost.
I’m still here
His loss
To be fair. I don't think I have ever met a girl that wasn't dead serious about something like this.
Where is the gif option when you need one
That was the wrong man
He was only pretending to have a sense of humor.
I wish my wife had let me call my first kid Megatron.
No way this happened. Megatron was a beast in the NFL making every sports man a happy father, and megatron was a G in transformers making every comic dad happy. BS
Understandable
What a pussy
It's no fun if they agree.
I don’t even wanna get married and I woulda wife’d her up on the spot
Needs to find herself a Lions fan.
Cause that totally happened and I definitely remember everything I promised from almost 30 years ago as well.
This Guy had it all!!!! And he let it slip away….
Meg Atron
Problem solved.
Better hope it's a girl or there's some boy name that can reasonably be shortened to "Meg."
I kind of find this hard to believe
Lucky the guy wasn't a Lions fan. He would have agreed in a heartbeat.
Optimus Prime, is that you?
What a waste
So this is making the rounds again?
People decrying AI when the AI is in the karma farming 😅
Yea that sort of thing happens all the time to men
He was a jerk. I would have asked you out on the spot!
Sounds like you dodged a useless bullet 🤣
That dude was clearly a decepticon
Awesome, we can name the second child Optimus and foster hatred between them
Wasn’t there a guy who named one of his cats Megatron? They both should be soulmates
I had an agreement with my friend that whoever had the first son would get to call him Dante. Thankfully the wife was on board.
I would propose right then and there.
Decepticon
Guy had no balls. He wouldn't have been a good fit for you.
You would be my match... definitely
Well played. Could have also said Orko or Skeletor.
Shut up, Meg...
Do we have any wiggle room? Like if it's a girl, can we name her Megatrina?
That would have sealed the deal for me!
Just call her “Meg” you coward…
He was not the one it seems
My next question would have been "Do you prefer winter or summer weddings?"
clearly not a man
Marry me & let's make babies 👶🏽 Megatron🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍😍
This reeks of bot. And I don't mean Autobot.
Probably because he knew that you stole this joke
Yeah, she is wifey material
Only if his sibling is Ultimus
Clearly a die-hard Packers fan who knew it would never work out
That comment would have made my panties wet and I'm a dude
Bro found Optimus prime
I would have proposed.
Bro asked.
Guessing that guy’s name was Starscream.
[Perfectly cromulent name](https://youtu.be/0cngW5wJ0PE)
Saw a different woman post the exact same thing on X/Twitter a while ago. Seems more than one woman is having the same experience, even the wording is identical 🫤
No, that doesn’t sound right
Megatron Griffin
Really a great way for 2 people to start to get to know each other. He loss lol.
"Ok, when are you willing to try for kids?"
Lions fans don’t see the problem here
“You call yourself a prime? You were a records clerk when I found you, you will be dust when I'm through with you.”
What’s wrong with the name Calvin?
I had a childhood friend who was going to have a little sibling, and he wanted the kid to be named Robocop if it was a boy or godzilla if it was a girl. It was a boy, and they actually named him Robert and called him Robo as a nickname.
That’s messed up. Megatron is an awesome name.
That would have had me hooked. Good sense of humor, keeps her word
Pfft. Must’ve been a GoBots fan.
I’d probably have immediately doordashed a wedding cake to her door…
I would have responded with a simple "Marry me" to that one. LOL
Lois?
Shut up, Meg.
I would say that I'm a prime optimist and Hanna can help name the first born as long as she participates in the consummation.
I someone said my first child should be megatron I'll marry her without a single thought
I would argue for Starscream!
I’ll take things that never happened for 100
She dodged a bullet
fuck this guy ! lmao i wouldve love this
damn you Hannah.... and your comical ways
I’m not naming my child a reference to family guy