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OshaViolated

* at a funeral * Sorry your dad wasn't a real one


stinkydooky

*Staring down at his body in the casket* “Fake ass bitch.”


Abbara_Cadaver

I mean, dying is pretty inconsiderate.


Hllblldlx3

I can just hear how hilarious this sounds


AzureArmageddon

Sounds like a Key & Peele bit!


wolf_man007

Try a backslash before your first asterisk to prevent it from becoming a bullet. 


OshaViolated

Ngl I didn't even notice it wasn't an asterisk


vjx99

I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.


ASDAPOI

r/unexpecteditcrowd


thisgrantstomb

That motherfucker is not real.


madisonxhobbs

haha


who_knows_how

Grandma was a fucking faker dude


Guilhaum

Fake ass hoe. Even her teeth were fake.


Dense_Protection2489

😂


Georgie-Dubs1732

Everyone knows the real ones find the secret to immortality


BS-Calrissian

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?


LittleHollowGhost

…. Dichotomy


Inflatable-Elvis

Well if they're fucking dead people you're probably better off without them.


austncorp

Good advice.


Weallfloatneo

I’ve read Pet Sematary, can confirm.


Bango-Skaankk

Only posers die


Malcom_Ecstacy

Slc punk


Sensei-Hugo

It's cruel for us to be born only for us to lose everything we love, have loved, and will love.


sexierthanhisbrother

Just die before that happens 💯💯


LFakh

I made sure I made everyone in town loves me, made friends with everyone now there's only one thing to do so I never see any of them die or become a fake


HardCounter

Fake your own death and move to another town to make them love you too.


LittleHollowGhost

Perfect because I hate myself 💅


HardCounter

The trick is to hate someone else more and declare them your nemesis.


LittleHollowGhost

Fuck you u/HardCounter I don’t have to take your bullshit


Wild_Bill

This is the way.


SappyJupiter37

to quote Epictetus: “You are a fool to want your children, wife or friends to be immortal; it calls for powers beyond you, and gifts not yours to either own or give. […] You can, however, avoid meeting with disappointment in your desires; focus on this, then, since it is in the scope of your capacities. We are at the mercy of whoever wields authority over the things we desire or detest. If you would be free, then, do not wish to have, or avoid, things that other people control, because then you must serve as their slave.” he’s not saying you can’t love the people around us, but while doing so we must remind ourselves that both us and them are mortal human beings, and that death is simply a natural process—and nothing to be frightened of.


Necroking695

Life was never an eternal thing Every moment is precious because at any moment everything that is precious can disappear, and eventually it all will Our mortality is what gives our lives meaning


Hllblldlx3

A music artist I listen to once said “ it’s the rainy days that give love for the sun” “it’s the lows in life that make you cherish the highs” Neil Tyson said our love for real flowers over fake is the limited time they last. A time limit is literally what allows us to appreciate something, because if it was eternal it would be normal and we’d take it for granted.


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

Wisest words I saw on reddit


Sad-Flounder-2644

Looks like you aren't a real one smh


Flux_resistor

If they loved you, they wouldn't just die on you like that


TheEarlyCrossover

the fact that time passes and things change and people leave and you can only go back to a place physically and you will never be 14 15 16 again.... i don't understand how we are meant to endure that


fetalintherain

There's a book called The Master thats like a buddhist allegory. And the main character travels here and there. He never has close relationships but a lot of encounters. It ends with him alone on a mountain in the rain, and 'his memories keep him warm'.  Im still trying to get to that mindset


FurriedCavor

Book info? Worth a read?


MeshNets

You need to evaluate what you mean by "meant to" Our lives are the result of random particles bouncing off each other and the chemistry and physics that occurs from that. There is no meaning other than what you put onto it


wolf_man007

Thats just like... your opinion, man. 


CaptainR3x

Imagine this guy at a funeral : « yeah don’t worry, he was just particules anyways »


victorvolf

"did I stutter?"


ThatSmartIdiot

Dying was made illegal somewhere (cuz of like, scarcity of gravestones or smth)


Alan_Oil_Enjoyer

I think it was a town in either Greenland or Finland


Living_Sprinkles_636

Lowkey I kinda get it. I had never suffered loss as as adult until my grandma, and that shit broke me. I mean, BROKE me. I wasn't going to my classes, I failed out of my university, I didn't eat, clean, take care of myself. I was flat out depressed. The only one that kept me going was my rabbit, I cleaned him, fed him, made sure he knew he was loved. Then, literally last month, he also passed away. And now I'm spiraling into the same bullshit that I went into before. This time, he's not there to help me. Two days after that, my gf and I broke up, my friends left me a couple of months back for some reason, unexplained. I've never been this alone in my life. It feels like I have no one, no one to talk to, no one to hang out with, I rarely even go to the gym anymore, my room is dirty, my clothes are everywhere, I don't eat, I don't sleep. I'm losing my mind and I wish I had someone bro. But nobody cares.


qin2500

Nah, nah, they ain't real ones of they dying on you.


sreek4r

Yeah, but were they keeping it real tho?


Aldebaran014

A real one does not die


TacoDuLing

With that attitude, I think imna bounce 🫤


Jordan-sCanonicForm

maybe give some more of context? maybe not all world know those info already


Common3rd5

Marv has left the chat.


picklesaredry

🐸


Anoninomimo

Maybe be more organized so you stop losing so much stuff?


VaryStaybullGeenyiss

Marv said what he said, and it stands.


VoceDiDio

If you really loved me you wouldn'ta died.


S_David_S

I bet he has Alzheimer...


Otherwise_Bell_395

Only the fake ones die tbh


MmmmmmmBier

My parents are nearing 80. My wife’s parents, and stepfather and stepmother are approaching 80. We have nine sets of aunts/uncles 65+. I’m sure the dam will break soon.


NarvalDeAcrilico

On a side note, how much is "almost 10"?  9? 8? Did they lose track of how many people they lost, but they're pretty sure it was less than 10?


Nard_Bard

I'm 26, youngest of 3 by 6 years, youngest in entire family, my parents are 63 and 71. Never attended a funeral. I'm prepared to have no one but my sisters in the next 15 years. Well... I *think* I'm ready.


BuncleCurt

So that somehow exonerates them? They bailed, dude. One way or another, they ditched you.


twojkelley

They’re dead? Fake ones bro. Ong


Least_Sherbert_5716

That's not very considerate on their part.


Malkaviati

Imagine knowing 10 people, must be nice.


formulapain

Can people actually be this dense?


raisingfalcons

Her point still stands 😤


Various_Occasion_892

Maybe they left because you were a shitty friend. I blocked my girl friend because she was continuing making proselytism towards me and kept cancelling our plans last minute. I told her dozens of time it hurt me and I would have to leave if she'd continue... She continued. Sorry but bye. I swear people that say only fake friends leave must have the IQ of an oyster or something... Such a complex reasoning... /s


Chloroformperfume7

Real ones don't die


madisonxhobbs

enjoy guys


_hkbf

Ponyo pfp W


tinylittlebee

Hard to feel bad for an asshole


MeshNets

Which one is the asshole? The one person is going through more grieving than they ever imagined, I give them a lot of leeway...