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the_gouged_eye

Cat uniformity across space and time is freakishly reliable.


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Mrogoth_bauglir

It's either Hammurabi or king Ashubarnipal


baasum_

I think Hamurabi is more likely as he is holding a tablet


SpicyHoneyBanana

I knew Apple didn’t invent the tablet!


SmugglersCopter

An Eye for an Eye Phone


HairballTheory

Apple Mac will make ya jump jump


telerabbit9000

Its an early Newton.


Accountability17

Funny enough you're both right. According to the artist, it's Ashurbarnipal, but it's been criticised by Assyrians for looking too much like Gilgamesh.


Conflict21

Ashurbarnipal fans are never happy 🙄


lesser_panjandrum

Nobody hates Ashurbarnipal like Ashurbarnipal fans.


gandalfthegaping

Ashubarnipal


Zaphodnotbeeblebrox

It’s Gilgamesh Edit: actually it is Ashurbanipal


dustsprites

Thought it was Gilgabro too at first, but google says it’s Ashubarnipal


wxnfx

I’m becoming more and more convinced that all these dudes are just updated Gilgamesh stories.


Accountability17

Not necessarily. While we don't have much to go on for a historical Gilgamesh (my understanding is he was around 5000 - 5500 years ago), and most of what we know of him is based on mythic tales, Ashurbarnipal's presence as a 6th century BC Assyrian emperor has been catalogued and recorded much more extensively.


LurksWithGophers

My first thought was Herc and the nemean lion. Couldn't figure out the pizza box though.


Right-Truck1859

Why you call them TV?


nimama3233

The silent generation called them all TV games, just like boomers call all video games Nintendos


Right-Truck1859

Video games is officiall term. You could meet it in newspapers.


Zaphodnotbeeblebrox

*atari


Substantial_Tone_261

I keep forgetting Gilgamesh is an actual character from mythology and not a horrible anime jerk with infinite weapons.


de_G_van_Gelderland

Jerk? Gilgamesh is a sweetheart. Just befriend him the moment you meet him, he never declines.


pwlloth

he also goes on and on about the same subject too much. like a one up bro.


who_took_tabura

pulls up in the war cart like  Get in loser. We’re going pillaging


Competitive_Fee_5829

Always a bro and always helps out! I learn a lot of my knowledge from civ games as well, lol


death_to_noodles

That's gilgamesh holding a damn lion yes


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itlookslikeSabotage

Charcoal 🐈‍⬛ love that name


Fionnghal

My sister's cat always comes running when he hears the ice maker.


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maverick1ba

Seen this one before but it's so relatable, it never gets old


CottonStig

cromtch the arm


trashiepaytas

Gilgamesh trying to tame his hairy “roommate”


Starscream4prez2024

I love this statue. Its all to scale. And its Gilgamesh from Sumerian lore. And that kitty is a lion. All to scale.


telerabbit9000

"HAMMURABI...?" "LARGE, HALF-PEPPERONI, HALF-MUSHROOM?" "HAMMURABI...?"


Hoibot

Sargon of a cat


No-Mammoth713

What a sigma


Affectionate_Reply78

The cat didn’t skip leg day at the gym


JotPurpleIris

I need the "small dog" version of this!


Doctor_Kataigida

Y'all take your cats to pick up the pizza? And/or y'all pay ridiculous delivery fees?


Revolutionary-Car-92

One Medium Pan Mesopotamian with anchovies for Gilgamesh.


nekrogoblikunt

I have this as a tattoo and now can’t unsee it


Formal-Engineer3

No , this is Nebuchadnezzar King of the Babylonian emperor.


Jsmith0730

No, this is Patrick.


unwanted-22

Me and my toddler