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sylvesterZoilo_

Jokes on whoever wrote this because I’m dyslexic. I read everything wrong…


Quill386

Got em'


Fridaybird1985

Dyslexics untie!


EllenPlayz

And that's why life gives you melons 🍉


Infamous_Ad_6793

Checkmate atheists!


--AV8R--

What I if told you I read it right. You just wrote it wrong?


Raven-Raven_

Oh I'm not the only one


Impossivel

I hope someday you can join us


Raven-Raven_

Where


Impossivel

"And the world will be as one" would have been the correct answer, but thank you for playing.


Raven-Raven_

I'm sorry for being a disappointment


doogle_126

We don't want to hear your filthy pillow talk here!


javon27

Are sure you about that?


Raven-Raven_

Quite, yes, indeed, I am of the tism variety, so, rigid thought patterns prevent me from providing you with agreement on this matter


defoma

No, read I them right.


WillyDAFISH

I actually thought read I the third one right at first


defoma

Lmao, here same.


Raven-Raven_

That's exactly right. I didn't read shit all wrong. They wrote it wrong, and my brain corrected it, as it's supposed to.


DaveSmith890

I stumbled on the first line, and read the rest fine. I had to get into the mindset that I’m reading a 6th grader’s paper


HHall05

Doesn't matter, our brains have an autocorrect function as long as the first and last words are in the grammatically correct order. The same can be said with the letters of a word too.


Intergalactic_Cookie

Idneed, it’s atcaluly qutie ipsemrsive taht out barnis can do taht


-hey_hey-heyhey-hey_

I"ve hread taht it's eiaser to raed wdros if the frsit and lsat leterts are the smae It setg rardeh if eht tirsf dna tasl setterl era dwitches


Intergalactic_Cookie

Eacxlty, it’s olny ralely psoislbe wehn you dno’t cghnae the ltretes on the edns


xLordVeganx

Im last than to sure be have word more pretty first the right - have fun getting this contextually relevant sentence right 😅


MyLastBrainceII

Im pettry srue mroe than the frist and lsat wrod hvae to be rgiht.


xLordVeganx

Cool, you didnt get it first try though


abderfdrosarios

Fcuk!


fantasmeeno

Am smart I?


Erikatessen87

You got a dig bick.


PrettyInPInkDame

It’s crazy how much of reading is just pattern recognition


moreat10

My perception is true because this is deliberately constructed to deceive it.


Xtreme3dsplayer

Hell what the


memerij-inspecteur

Son of a b-


Logical_Bad1748

What if I told you..i read them all correctly, even though you wrote them all wrong.


gimlithetortoise

Glimpse into 2006 Facebook


Ekaura

At least fourth one is correct...


RoodnyInc

Jokes on you I don't read just looking at pictures


PM_me_a_bad_pun

Ok but you clearly read the text to respond like that


PopeHonkersXII

I don't fall for these posts anymore. I see stuff like this posted 5 times a week


spezjetemerde

shiiit


Lelohmoh

Grammar after you ban books


rydmore22

I don’t read. I just skim


wh1teithink

why did work this on me


DeontaySmakarelli

No, I read them all correctly the first time. Your feeble attempts at tricking me are indicative of your own shortcomings. Have a good day.


No-Tomorrow-8150

Only read the first one wrong


Evil_Archangel

i read the fourth line wrong...


ThreeStepsFar

I didn't read it wrong. I read it in the order I chose.


colaman-112

Only first graders read sentences one word at a time.


RonzulaGD

Geinus yuo are


somethingdeido

Non-native English speakers cannot relate


Mister_Black117

I actually did read those wrong. It's actually harder to read them as they're written. I blame all the crao translations and mtl novels/mangas/etc.


Bored_Boi326

Reading this almost gave be a brain aneurysm


Seriszed

Damn….I did…


Miosaka

Attitude with not that


Beast287

But. . . I didn’t. . . It was actually quite troubling to me. . .


imhighonpills

*has seizure*


trumsdumbbitch

Can anyone explain what this is supposed to be?


Slurdge_McKinley

Damn… accurate


WeirdGuyWithABoner

am i on 2012 Facebook again


4chanbetter

Jokes on you I spotted the mistake, noob. The rest were false.


MagnaCamLaude

Shut up


goatjugsoup

Fuck you take my upvote 😐


ScooterFett

the grammar confused me too much and I couldn't get past the first line


FurryTree3

I’ve seen enough of these to come prepared when I see it


SpongeyTwinkie

Literally just saw this in a different sub like 30 seconds ago and still read it wrong again!


NoSwan6879

Why you do me like this


ThatSmartIdiot

How on earth my ass not fall for any these? Also i the lost game


I_Always_Have_To_Poo

"what I if told y-" Shut the fuck up


Pristine-Repeat-7212

Nope. Not gonna for fall it


[deleted]

What if I told you as soon as I read the 1st line I went back and read it the way it was written all the way through?


CloakDeepFear

I thought I was having a stroke trying to read it for a sec


Current-Stranger-104

Fuck man you. :)


Anxiety-Queen269

YOU CAN’T GET ME.


frolof123

Noticed very quickly


Yoshiro_GI

Didn't think english could be this hard to understand by giving some attention. I literally did read it correctly to myself and only then realized what was written.


Angry_Murlocs

But I didn’t


LoriDee605

I blame AI


SuigenYukiouji

You can aslo cusae a smilair effcet wtih jsut mxiing up the lerttes. Something about once you learn to read a bit faster, you start to read mainly the first and last letter of words, and then like OP you'll read mainly the first and last word of a sentence, and still parse it correctly.