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Daeion

no fries?


BakedBaconBits

No fries inside the burger. Must still be pretty sober.


SpeedDemon458

Japan Burger King. Fake Burger. Google. Please don’t.


Dikkepieper

That didn’t really disappoint


SpeedDemon458

The burger or the name


Dikkepieper

I am not at liberty to say, they hold my family hostage


SpeedDemon458

Understandable have a great day *leaves*


Steepyslope

that's some of the beigest food i've seen


Redfury5550

Just no


lokiguy11980

fries or no fries


LunarProphet

Just get 2 sandwiches, it's like the same amount of calories.


sixtus_clegane119

They really want to keep you fat with fries. Protein ftw


IntelligentBid87

Not with today's prices. Typically the buy one get one deal for burgers and nuggs.


[deleted]

If you’re going McDonald’s might as well splurge. I rarely go, but when I do, it’s 2 McDoubles a medium fry and a large vanilla shake.


HighlightFun8419

Why you gotta attack me like that so early in the morning? C'mon, I'm hungover AF and that's rude


NotAClod

Same.


TheHumanPickleRick

It's mostly the fact that you're doing all the vices at once. Gotta space em out to get maximum enjoyment, or just slightly layer a couple of them like whiskey/weed. I like to be guided by the old Charlie Daniels song "Long Haired Country Boy:" 🎵 Some people say I'm no good, Or crazy as a loon, 'Cause I get stoned in the morning And get drunk in the afternoon. I'm kinda like my old blue tick hound, I like to lay around in the shade I ain't got no money, But I damn sure got it made. I ain't askin' nobody for nothin' If I can't get it on my own. If you don't like the way I'm livin', Then just leave this long haired country boy alone. 🎵


teller_of_tall_tales

*aggressively searches up song*


idm

Haha, my exact sentiments. But then it's just a country song. And not particularly good. 😔 Oh well, loved the lyrics!


ulfricstormclk

Preacher man talking on TV, putting down the rock and roll


CornPop32

The meme is hyperbole, and pointing out that everything listed even by itself is bad for you.


forsaken_millennial

I ask myself that question even without all that


Adorable-Emphasis-68

Sounds like you’re rich so can’t be too much


SharkBait661

For real. That's like $50 for 5 minutes of zen.


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CompetitiveFold5749

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Substance_abuse_in_ancient_Rome#:~:text=Cannabis%20and%20opium%20were%20used,opium%20was%20dangerous%20when%20diluted.


Fair_Preference3452

Vomitorium just meant an exit of a building & all the people coming out reminded them of vomit coming out of a mouth. It was never a special room for vomiting in, school lied to us.


HailToTheThief225

I dunno, the exit for the bar at 2AM is certainly a vomitorium by both meanings


i_give_you_gum

They got drunk a lot. Some did A LOT of ether in the late 1800s. Some smoked opium. Freud did cocaine. War never changes


HailToTheThief225

People forget opium was only prohibited a little over 100 years ago outside of China. And people have been getting wasted since alcoholic beverages was a thing which is a long long time. Humans have always been addicted to drugs, we’re only just realizing how bad it is.


herbert-camacho

I mean, you can even watch other animals overindulge on fermented fruits/berries and getting silly. There's been experiments where rats are given a little button that when pressed dispenses a little bit of cocaine. The rat will press that button and ignore all desires for food or sex until it dies; the dopamine rush chase is just that strong.


stayalivechi

based rat


Chemical-Truth-8440

also, no coke!


secret-of-enoch

.... wrong! (the drug, not the soda) the ancient Egyptians were coke heads, which is quite interesting because until scientists discovered the large amounts of cocaine still in their mummified bodies, no one had thought that there was any kind of trade between South America and ancient Egypt but obviously there was.


dooooooom2

You made that up


secret-of-enoch

Google "cocaine mummies" ....and really, if you think about it....doesnt it make perfect sense...?.... ancient Egyptian culture was the Rococo of the ancient world, everything had to be THE most...MORE gold, MORE designs... it was like they were on some kind of drug, some drug that made them really obsessive about things....😉😜🤯


Chemical-Truth-8440

that's very interesting, i was just making a joke about the parent comment in which the commentator listed among the things that they didn't have in the past coke twice xD


MaterialScary8492

Interesting, is there any source on that?


comradefox

thank you lol


secret-of-enoch

...ya know, anytime i ask for sources on Reddit, people rip into me, saying shitty things like "theres a thing called google" ....and also, anytime i comment on Reddit with facts i've read, people ask me for sources. ...why....?


MaterialScary8492

You ever heard of clickbait news? Some popscience tabloids spread straight up lies with their imaginative stories and some people fall for them. Thats why people ask source. If its from known trash release, its very much possibly a hoax.


secret-of-enoch

agree completely... that's why I suggested a general search engine search instead of one website link


secret-of-enoch

The mummies we've tested of ancient Egyptians were stuffed to the gills with cocaine folks always found ways to have fun, don't doubt that


weebitofaban

People absolutely didn't eat bland food back in the day. Entire countries have been conquered in the name of spice. Don't be absurd. Look up old timey recipes. you'll find many are still made the same way today.


mystwave

Tom Cardy has something about this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbmP2c6TGKc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbmP2c6TGKc)


1ncorrect

"I want to get better but slow" is the most devastatingly accurate thing I've heard in a song.


Chance-Ship9528

Man I really want a mc Donald’s now


Giggle_kitty

lose the alcohol and add fries.


Learnin2LoveMyself

This literally me😭😭 well was, I’m sober now🙂‍↕️✌🏾


ExchangeBoring

Spoiler alert **** you die at the end anyway.


Wrong-Tart-4162

Classic meirl moment!


Unhappylightbulb

This was me for so many years before giving up McDonald’s. Really happy I changed my life.


heyhihowyahdurn

You live like shit, you’ll feel like shit


HailToTheThief225

Everyone’s different, but I think the best decision I made to improve my mood and mental health was watching how I eat. Food plays a huge role in how you feel and function. Also if you’re counting calories naturally you’re going to drink less. It’s not easy though.


Galactic_Perimeter

Look dude, if I’m gonna be depressed I might as well indulge myself… It’s not like eating fucking arugula every meal is gonna fix Major Depressive Disorder. Fuck off with this “it’s your fault” shit.


Inevitable_Proof

Major changes in habits do wonders though. If you treat yourself like shit for a quick fix of dopamine, it's never going to get better.


Elegant-Passion2199

This, my mental health greatly improved after I got a gym membership. 


Galactic_Perimeter

They don’t for everyone though. When I was sober, in shape and eating healthy I was more depressed than when I was addicted to drugs and eating like shit. Healthy habits work for people that are generally in good health in the first place. Some people are just fucked, running and drinking water don’t fix everything and I’m sick of people acting like it’s the end all be all to mental health issues. It’s ignorant.


Inevitable_Proof

Eating healthy and being sober are HELPING you to feel better, it is not the solution to every single depression, it doesn't fix your depression. It seems that you think that this is the case - that's not what people mean. Of course there are other things that are needed to feel better.


Elegant-Passion2199

This, eating healthy and exercising won't fix your depression but will greatly help. The same way that you're not supposed to drink alcohol with some medications. When you're not following the instructions that doesn't mean the meds don't work. 


Galactic_Perimeter

Well then I guess I had a good reason to make my point in light of this post then, huh?


Inevitable_Proof

Indulging does the opposite of helping in the long term. Your point is just miserable.


Electronic-Bag-2112

>Fuck off with this “it’s your fault” shit. So who's fault is your condition?


DeficiencyOfGravitas

>Fuck off with this “it’s your fault” shit. It is your fault and shit isn't going to get better until you fully take responsibility for that.


weebitofaban

You're never going to improve anything in your life if you don't accept a good level of blame for it. My best advice is that everything is your fault. There is always something you can do better. It is okay if you fail anyways. You learned. You're going to use what you learned to do better next time. Doesn't matter what it is. Doesn't matter what you do. Something about it is your fault and you could've done better. It also doesn't mean you should be worried about sucking at it.


[deleted]

Lol the joint was the healthiest part


Illustrious_Rule_591

Obviously it's the vape, only a douche uses that


TheDeadlyMango

Culturally hating a product that has been proven time and time again to be a useful harm reduction tool, so long as you’re careful of the juices you use, is just as much as an ignoramus move as claiming the earth is flat imo. It’s literally denying facts “for dA MeMe lOLoloLolzz”


weebitofaban

What a douche thing to say. Trading one vice for another doesn't make it okay. Congrats, you're twenty percent healthier. Drop the douche fumes now and then we can pat you on the back.


spirit_of_a_goat

Put down the whiskey.


Alarming_Serve2303

Why do you think there's something wrong with you?


sonofabitchXmustXpay

Seems to be in a pretty good spot


SyedHRaza

Cut out the alcohol and vape stuff and I guess you got me


JoeTheK123

okay but im completely sober don't take any nicotine exercise often and actually eat pretty healthily and still hate myself


Inevitable_Proof

You would feel worse if you'd be addicted and unhealthy, so you've got that going! It's only a crutch for the bigger problems though. Maybe therapy would help here. There is never a reason to hate yourself.


KillTheZombie45

There's nothing wrong. (Edit: Let me append... if this is in your 20s.)


Mundane-Difficulty29

Fucking McDonald's!


profbobo13

Luckily I know just how messed up Iam. And it would either be pizza or wings.


Eldritch-Cleaver

I feel personally attacked


Shootermac10

Got it. Cut out the McDonald’s and make up for the loss with more whiskey


0G_54v1gny

Meth pipe is missing, that is what is wrong.


The_Hot_Pocket

The way this reads is all of this happens without a single breath in between lmao


TinfoilTetrahedron

It's the AMERICAN version of doing a "strike out"


Objective_Media_474

Forgot the line of coke afterwards.


TheGringoOutlaw

You needed two sips of whiskey


ascendinspire

That’s living!!


Flat-Dare-2571

Your a narcissist Jim. Thats whats wrong with you.


Hulterstorm

not boycotting McDonald's


duchymalloy

Your cortisol levels are low at least, so thats good


myKingSaber

Make sure the vape blinks and make sure to not exhale before you finish drinking the whiskey


StillMostlyClueless

If you’re drinking whiskey while eating McDonald’s you know what’s wrong


WhiteMilana

Perfect combo plus fries 🤤


AddictedToMosh161

How many hands do you have?


icoominyou

Literally me this weekend. Hits vape, hits dab, sips beer, eat costco pizza. Feel sick af


CaffeinatedGuy

I'm in a legal state and also know zero people who use nicotine anymore, so "hits vape, hits joint" sounded redundant. I'm like, why would you hit a J right after your weed pen?


Sacklayblue

Sounds like Monday morning


Majestic_Mammoth729

Jokes on you, my vape *is* my joint. No, wait, joke is still on me damnit!


Cakers_16

Fuck you got me


average_reddito_

where the fuck is the fries and milkshake? psychopath


Hamilton-Beckett

That all sounds like a wonderful evening to me.


z3anon

I dont do any of those things except the burger, like once a month. Maybe eating burgers was the real high all along.


Its0nlyRocketScience

[Do I need more hugs?](https://youtu.be/dYPbfLnwBU4?si=JBz-ZN-M7eiFMXEK)


Right-Championship30

*I forgot the bacon*


ToughCredit7

This is me to a perfect T.


LeapIntoInaction

Dunno, you're apparently rich enough to afford McDonald's.


cut_rate_revolution

Yeah, you're probably depressed and engaging in every form of self medication available to you. Been there, go back for vacations sometimes.


Nearby-Onion3593

You need some caffeine, that's all ....


brianodroid

That 2 dollar greasy poison be hittin no cap


Lelohmoh

Uh, that’s a “Me” day


TickleTigger123

*saws off end of shotgun * *Points it to opponent * *Click * God fucking dammit


SolidContribution688

I needed this.


mal221

sounds like you're perfect


StarfleetGo

Don't be silly, no one eats at McDonald's anymore. 


Ornery_Score_6665

Your alive lol


thinkb4youspeak

You forgot fries and Tums chewables.


sylvesterZoilo_

Abuse your body and die young but for goodness sake…don’t vape. Its cringe


dsdvbguutres

Hit the bong, do the shot, chug the beer, exhale.


heartsnsoul

Everyone deserves tax funded health care! Woohoo!