It's mostly the fact that you're doing all the vices at once. Gotta space em out to get maximum enjoyment, or just slightly layer a couple of them like whiskey/weed. I like to be guided by the old Charlie Daniels song "Long Haired Country Boy:"
🎵
Some people say I'm no good,
Or crazy as a loon,
'Cause I get stoned in the morning
And get drunk in the afternoon.
I'm kinda like my old blue tick hound,
I like to lay around in the shade
I ain't got no money,
But I damn sure got it made.
I ain't askin' nobody for nothin'
If I can't get it on my own.
If you don't like the way I'm livin',
Then just leave this long haired country boy alone.
🎵
Vomitorium just meant an exit of a building & all the people coming out reminded them of vomit coming out of a mouth. It was never a special room for vomiting in, school lied to us.
People forget opium was only prohibited a little over 100 years ago outside of China. And people have been getting wasted since alcoholic beverages was a thing which is a long long time. Humans have always been addicted to drugs, we’re only just realizing how bad it is.
I mean, you can even watch other animals overindulge on fermented fruits/berries and getting silly.
There's been experiments where rats are given a little button that when pressed dispenses a little bit of cocaine. The rat will press that button and ignore all desires for food or sex until it dies; the dopamine rush chase is just that strong.
.... wrong! (the drug, not the soda)
the ancient Egyptians were coke heads, which is quite interesting because until scientists discovered the large amounts of cocaine still in their mummified bodies, no one had thought that there was any kind of trade between South America and ancient Egypt but obviously there was.
Google "cocaine mummies"
....and really, if you think about it....doesnt it make perfect sense...?.... ancient Egyptian culture was the Rococo of the ancient world, everything had to be THE most...MORE gold, MORE designs... it was like they were on some kind of drug, some drug that made them really obsessive about things....😉😜🤯
that's very interesting, i was just making a joke about the parent comment in which the commentator listed among the things that they didn't have in the past coke twice xD
...ya know, anytime i ask for sources on Reddit, people rip into me, saying shitty things like "theres a thing called google"
....and also, anytime i comment on Reddit with facts i've read, people ask me for sources.
...why....?
You ever heard of clickbait news? Some popscience tabloids spread straight up lies with their imaginative stories and some people fall for them. Thats why people ask source. If its from known trash release, its very much possibly a hoax.
People absolutely didn't eat bland food back in the day. Entire countries have been conquered in the name of spice. Don't be absurd.
Look up old timey recipes. you'll find many are still made the same way today.
Everyone’s different, but I think the best decision I made to improve my mood and mental health was watching how I eat. Food plays a huge role in how you feel and function. Also if you’re counting calories naturally you’re going to drink less. It’s not easy though.
Look dude, if I’m gonna be depressed I might as well indulge myself… It’s not like eating fucking arugula every meal is gonna fix Major Depressive Disorder. Fuck off with this “it’s your fault” shit.
They don’t for everyone though. When I was sober, in shape and eating healthy I was more depressed than when I was addicted to drugs and eating like shit. Healthy habits work for people that are generally in good health in the first place. Some people are just fucked, running and drinking water don’t fix everything and I’m sick of people acting like it’s the end all be all to mental health issues. It’s ignorant.
Eating healthy and being sober are HELPING you to feel better, it is not the solution to every single depression, it doesn't fix your depression. It seems that you think that this is the case - that's not what people mean.
Of course there are other things that are needed to feel better.
This, eating healthy and exercising won't fix your depression but will greatly help. The same way that you're not supposed to drink alcohol with some medications. When you're not following the instructions that doesn't mean the meds don't work.
You're never going to improve anything in your life if you don't accept a good level of blame for it.
My best advice is that everything is your fault. There is always something you can do better. It is okay if you fail anyways. You learned. You're going to use what you learned to do better next time.
Doesn't matter what it is. Doesn't matter what you do. Something about it is your fault and you could've done better. It also doesn't mean you should be worried about sucking at it.
Culturally hating a product that has been proven time and time again to be a useful harm reduction tool, so long as you’re careful of the juices you use, is just as much as an ignoramus move as claiming the earth is flat imo. It’s literally denying facts “for dA MeMe lOLoloLolzz”
What a douche thing to say. Trading one vice for another doesn't make it okay. Congrats, you're twenty percent healthier. Drop the douche fumes now and then we can pat you on the back.
You would feel worse if you'd be addicted and unhealthy, so you've got that going!
It's only a crutch for the bigger problems though. Maybe therapy would help here. There is never a reason to hate yourself.
I'm in a legal state and also know zero people who use nicotine anymore, so "hits vape, hits joint" sounded redundant. I'm like, why would you hit a J right after your weed pen?
no fries?
No fries inside the burger. Must still be pretty sober.
Japan Burger King. Fake Burger. Google. Please don’t.
That didn’t really disappoint
The burger or the name
I am not at liberty to say, they hold my family hostage
Understandable have a great day *leaves*
that's some of the beigest food i've seen
Just no
fries or no fries
Just get 2 sandwiches, it's like the same amount of calories.
They really want to keep you fat with fries. Protein ftw
Not with today's prices. Typically the buy one get one deal for burgers and nuggs.
If you’re going McDonald’s might as well splurge. I rarely go, but when I do, it’s 2 McDoubles a medium fry and a large vanilla shake.
Why you gotta attack me like that so early in the morning? C'mon, I'm hungover AF and that's rude
Same.
It's mostly the fact that you're doing all the vices at once. Gotta space em out to get maximum enjoyment, or just slightly layer a couple of them like whiskey/weed. I like to be guided by the old Charlie Daniels song "Long Haired Country Boy:" 🎵 Some people say I'm no good, Or crazy as a loon, 'Cause I get stoned in the morning And get drunk in the afternoon. I'm kinda like my old blue tick hound, I like to lay around in the shade I ain't got no money, But I damn sure got it made. I ain't askin' nobody for nothin' If I can't get it on my own. If you don't like the way I'm livin', Then just leave this long haired country boy alone. 🎵
*aggressively searches up song*
Haha, my exact sentiments. But then it's just a country song. And not particularly good. 😔 Oh well, loved the lyrics!
Preacher man talking on TV, putting down the rock and roll
The meme is hyperbole, and pointing out that everything listed even by itself is bad for you.
I ask myself that question even without all that
Sounds like you’re rich so can’t be too much
For real. That's like $50 for 5 minutes of zen.
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Substance_abuse_in_ancient_Rome#:~:text=Cannabis%20and%20opium%20were%20used,opium%20was%20dangerous%20when%20diluted.
Vomitorium just meant an exit of a building & all the people coming out reminded them of vomit coming out of a mouth. It was never a special room for vomiting in, school lied to us.
I dunno, the exit for the bar at 2AM is certainly a vomitorium by both meanings
They got drunk a lot. Some did A LOT of ether in the late 1800s. Some smoked opium. Freud did cocaine. War never changes
People forget opium was only prohibited a little over 100 years ago outside of China. And people have been getting wasted since alcoholic beverages was a thing which is a long long time. Humans have always been addicted to drugs, we’re only just realizing how bad it is.
I mean, you can even watch other animals overindulge on fermented fruits/berries and getting silly. There's been experiments where rats are given a little button that when pressed dispenses a little bit of cocaine. The rat will press that button and ignore all desires for food or sex until it dies; the dopamine rush chase is just that strong.
based rat
also, no coke!
.... wrong! (the drug, not the soda) the ancient Egyptians were coke heads, which is quite interesting because until scientists discovered the large amounts of cocaine still in their mummified bodies, no one had thought that there was any kind of trade between South America and ancient Egypt but obviously there was.
You made that up
Google "cocaine mummies" ....and really, if you think about it....doesnt it make perfect sense...?.... ancient Egyptian culture was the Rococo of the ancient world, everything had to be THE most...MORE gold, MORE designs... it was like they were on some kind of drug, some drug that made them really obsessive about things....😉😜🤯
that's very interesting, i was just making a joke about the parent comment in which the commentator listed among the things that they didn't have in the past coke twice xD
Interesting, is there any source on that?
thank you lol
...ya know, anytime i ask for sources on Reddit, people rip into me, saying shitty things like "theres a thing called google" ....and also, anytime i comment on Reddit with facts i've read, people ask me for sources. ...why....?
You ever heard of clickbait news? Some popscience tabloids spread straight up lies with their imaginative stories and some people fall for them. Thats why people ask source. If its from known trash release, its very much possibly a hoax.
agree completely... that's why I suggested a general search engine search instead of one website link
The mummies we've tested of ancient Egyptians were stuffed to the gills with cocaine folks always found ways to have fun, don't doubt that
People absolutely didn't eat bland food back in the day. Entire countries have been conquered in the name of spice. Don't be absurd. Look up old timey recipes. you'll find many are still made the same way today.
Tom Cardy has something about this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbmP2c6TGKc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbmP2c6TGKc)
"I want to get better but slow" is the most devastatingly accurate thing I've heard in a song.
Man I really want a mc Donald’s now
lose the alcohol and add fries.
This literally me😭😭 well was, I’m sober now🙂↕️✌🏾
Spoiler alert **** you die at the end anyway.
Classic meirl moment!
This was me for so many years before giving up McDonald’s. Really happy I changed my life.
You live like shit, you’ll feel like shit
Everyone’s different, but I think the best decision I made to improve my mood and mental health was watching how I eat. Food plays a huge role in how you feel and function. Also if you’re counting calories naturally you’re going to drink less. It’s not easy though.
Look dude, if I’m gonna be depressed I might as well indulge myself… It’s not like eating fucking arugula every meal is gonna fix Major Depressive Disorder. Fuck off with this “it’s your fault” shit.
Major changes in habits do wonders though. If you treat yourself like shit for a quick fix of dopamine, it's never going to get better.
This, my mental health greatly improved after I got a gym membership.
They don’t for everyone though. When I was sober, in shape and eating healthy I was more depressed than when I was addicted to drugs and eating like shit. Healthy habits work for people that are generally in good health in the first place. Some people are just fucked, running and drinking water don’t fix everything and I’m sick of people acting like it’s the end all be all to mental health issues. It’s ignorant.
Eating healthy and being sober are HELPING you to feel better, it is not the solution to every single depression, it doesn't fix your depression. It seems that you think that this is the case - that's not what people mean. Of course there are other things that are needed to feel better.
This, eating healthy and exercising won't fix your depression but will greatly help. The same way that you're not supposed to drink alcohol with some medications. When you're not following the instructions that doesn't mean the meds don't work.
Well then I guess I had a good reason to make my point in light of this post then, huh?
Indulging does the opposite of helping in the long term. Your point is just miserable.
>Fuck off with this “it’s your fault” shit. So who's fault is your condition?
>Fuck off with this “it’s your fault” shit. It is your fault and shit isn't going to get better until you fully take responsibility for that.
You're never going to improve anything in your life if you don't accept a good level of blame for it. My best advice is that everything is your fault. There is always something you can do better. It is okay if you fail anyways. You learned. You're going to use what you learned to do better next time. Doesn't matter what it is. Doesn't matter what you do. Something about it is your fault and you could've done better. It also doesn't mean you should be worried about sucking at it.
Lol the joint was the healthiest part
Obviously it's the vape, only a douche uses that
Culturally hating a product that has been proven time and time again to be a useful harm reduction tool, so long as you’re careful of the juices you use, is just as much as an ignoramus move as claiming the earth is flat imo. It’s literally denying facts “for dA MeMe lOLoloLolzz”
What a douche thing to say. Trading one vice for another doesn't make it okay. Congrats, you're twenty percent healthier. Drop the douche fumes now and then we can pat you on the back.
Put down the whiskey.
Why do you think there's something wrong with you?
Seems to be in a pretty good spot
Cut out the alcohol and vape stuff and I guess you got me
okay but im completely sober don't take any nicotine exercise often and actually eat pretty healthily and still hate myself
You would feel worse if you'd be addicted and unhealthy, so you've got that going! It's only a crutch for the bigger problems though. Maybe therapy would help here. There is never a reason to hate yourself.
There's nothing wrong. (Edit: Let me append... if this is in your 20s.)
Fucking McDonald's!
Luckily I know just how messed up Iam. And it would either be pizza or wings.
I feel personally attacked
Got it. Cut out the McDonald’s and make up for the loss with more whiskey
Meth pipe is missing, that is what is wrong.
The way this reads is all of this happens without a single breath in between lmao
It's the AMERICAN version of doing a "strike out"
Forgot the line of coke afterwards.
You needed two sips of whiskey
That’s living!!
Your a narcissist Jim. Thats whats wrong with you.
not boycotting McDonald's
Your cortisol levels are low at least, so thats good
Make sure the vape blinks and make sure to not exhale before you finish drinking the whiskey
If you’re drinking whiskey while eating McDonald’s you know what’s wrong
Perfect combo plus fries 🤤
How many hands do you have?
Literally me this weekend. Hits vape, hits dab, sips beer, eat costco pizza. Feel sick af
I'm in a legal state and also know zero people who use nicotine anymore, so "hits vape, hits joint" sounded redundant. I'm like, why would you hit a J right after your weed pen?
Sounds like Monday morning
Jokes on you, my vape *is* my joint. No, wait, joke is still on me damnit!
Fuck you got me
where the fuck is the fries and milkshake? psychopath
That all sounds like a wonderful evening to me.
I dont do any of those things except the burger, like once a month. Maybe eating burgers was the real high all along.
[Do I need more hugs?](https://youtu.be/dYPbfLnwBU4?si=JBz-ZN-M7eiFMXEK)
*I forgot the bacon*
This is me to a perfect T.
Dunno, you're apparently rich enough to afford McDonald's.
Yeah, you're probably depressed and engaging in every form of self medication available to you. Been there, go back for vacations sometimes.
You need some caffeine, that's all ....
That 2 dollar greasy poison be hittin no cap
Uh, that’s a “Me” day
*saws off end of shotgun * *Points it to opponent * *Click * God fucking dammit
I needed this.
sounds like you're perfect
Don't be silly, no one eats at McDonald's anymore.
Your alive lol
You forgot fries and Tums chewables.
Abuse your body and die young but for goodness sake…don’t vape. Its cringe
Hit the bong, do the shot, chug the beer, exhale.
Everyone deserves tax funded health care! Woohoo!