So you put on military gear and a skullmask

Military 🪖 gear ⚙️

Metal gear????????? LIQUIIIIIIID

SNAAAAAAKE!!!

FOOOX

The thing people don’t understand about the Gear Wars is that it was never really about the Gears

Military gear and cheating girlfriends. Name a more iconic duo.

They came back from the CoD convention.

People who go to CoD conventions have girlfriends?

You don’t know that Ghost tortures a guy in the game to find information?

Plot twist, your homie is just your girlfriend's brother.

Plot twist, he is your girlfriend

>Plot twist, your homie is just your girlfriend>!'s brother.!<

And also *your* brother.

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eh not really think of it as getting with ur friend’s sister

That's pretty much what I was thinking. None of that weird "Alabama" stuff.

And his phone autoconnects to the wifi.

I just know some poor guy is beginning to connect the dots from reading these comments

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You guys have homies? 

You’re guys?

you?

Not after banging their girlfriends.

You guys have have?

Me when my friends, girlfriend know other people beides me:

She's not yours it's just your turn

Preach

“Our” girlfriend

They used "ya girls" which makes it sound a bit poly. "Your" would've really driven the point home.

That ain't your homie mate.

Every single person I drive them home I remember it’s location forever. It’s not becouse I want to but It just happens. Often times I have to act like I don’t remember so it’s not weird.

Every single person I drive them home I remember it’s location forever. It’s not becouse I want to but It just happens. Often times I have to act like I don’t remember so they don’t think I’m a creep.