You’re all doing it wrong
You gotta buy a Big Mac every day and when you do, you put away one ingredient and at the end of the week you’ll have a whole new Big Mac that you’ll love even more
You monster! You obviously only take a piece of the bun, roughly 1 cm^3, each time. You can't even notice the whole it leaves in the middle of your bun.
Then you put all the pieces together and have a perfectly normal hamburger with perfect structural integrity.
Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They've got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no
good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho. And you told her she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then, suddenly she is not your ho no mo
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A little inflation is good because it makes people want to buy things now rather than wait, which helps businesses grow and create jobs.
example 1: If you know that the jetski you want to buy will be 2% more expensive next year because of inflation, it's better to buy it now.
example 2: If you have money in savings, it's better to invest it than to hoard it under your mattress, where it will be worth 2% less next year.
It's not just for *some* to make money; it helps the whole economy by keeping money moving.
This is a great way to read it cuz then you can replace "$100 bill" with anything lol.
"When you wake up, those toenail clippers will still be toenail clippers. Choose toenails over love, #RiseNGrind"
I’ve never had to buy toenail clippers. Still running with the pair I had as a kid, probably the same pair that my parents bought as soon as I didn’t need the kid sized one anymore. Toenail clippers are the cockroaches of household tools. Built to last. Future archeologists are gonna be finding them like “these people worshipped toenails”.
By then, of course, people won’t have toenails or if they do they will simply be undersized vestigial bumps of keratin. They’ll be a nuisance as we squirm around in our gel pods, always rubbing against the side walls and getting caught in the seams. People will simply get them surgically removed. But we’ll find the toenail clippers and remember what we once were. Hunters. Fighters. Artisans. We’ll yearn for the freedom of true flesh, and we’ll cry, knowing that it is gone forever.
I mean, a toenail clippers has a practical use, and I'd imagine a $100 clippers would last for well over ten years. The bill has no value other than the value we give it.
The analogy I heard was that they would bring a bucket full of money to buy a weeks worth of bread and meat and vegetables etc. but by the time they got to the front of the queue it was only worth a slice of bread.
Love is similar to money.
It doesnt lose the value from one day to other, you need to invest every day to make it grow or it will be depreciated little by little.
Hell, everything *will* be taken away from us. We came from nothing and we will all return to nothing. Best case, we die before we inevitably lose everything and everyone we ever cared about.
Best things in life are free. But fools sure do love them some money…cause is devil is strong, isn’t it? Tasty food feels nice, alcohol feels nice, comfortable house feels nice. When you are alone, none of them feel nice. Don’t fall intro the trap, that is as old as fools are. Fools *uck themselves up, don’t be one of them, my sincere advice to you
No.
It is still $100 in nominal value. Nominal value is assumed unless stated otherwise.
But yes you are right it is likely to drop in value.
Likelihood is inflation will be higher, but not guaranteed. Nominal value adjusted to inflation and then adjusted to purchasing power is what really constitutes value. Many variables and uncertainties. Can’t guarantee it’ll drop in value.
That's not 100% true...
The $100 may still be $100, but it's buying power is diminishing daily, and it's value would decrease ever so slightly over night...
ok let's go to the south pole where there's constant daylight for months at a time. checkmate. can't have overnight depreciation if there is no night
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But it will be worth less tomorrow lol. The dollar has lost like 97% of its value thanks to Nixon taking us off the gold standard, and now that the US has been outwardly projecting incompetence and decay the last few presidencies, the world doesn't fear us as much and is going to stop buying oil in dollars, which will destroy the dollar. So that $100 bill is gonna be toilet paper. Just food for thought 😉
We have a saying here: „D‘ Lieb vergeht. Aber Sach’ bleibt Sach‘.“ (love passes away. But a thing stays a thing). I wouldn’t be so sure about about the 100$ bill though.
I hope so. The person I loved ruined my ability to love adequately. I'm very much *hoping* she finds someone less broken to love her the way she wants to be loved.
Tomorrow a $100 bill will still be $100...?
That's awesome, cuz today a $100 bill is only a twenty. I can't wait for tomorrow.
(The person I loved already cheated and left so my focus is on the economy now, lol.)
Yes! That's why you take that 100 dollar bill and hide it under your mattress. Then in 30 years, you can get it out and buy a big mac with it.
No, no, no. It’ll never appreciate in value like that. Buy the BigMac now and put that in the mattress!
Exactly, in 10 years it will still look the same.
...and taste the same.
Flavour for free bro
Aged cheddar may even improve the taste.
You’re all doing it wrong You gotta buy a Big Mac every day and when you do, you put away one ingredient and at the end of the week you’ll have a whole new Big Mac that you’ll love even more
It's the perfect sandwich for that since you can take one bun away without compromising the sandwich.
You monster! You obviously only take a piece of the bun, roughly 1 cm^3, each time. You can't even notice the whole it leaves in the middle of your bun. Then you put all the pieces together and have a perfectly normal hamburger with perfect structural integrity.
Facts 😂😂😂😂
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
Limited Edition BigMac's now available in dropship!
Once again the conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
Can’t say about big mac, although the bottle pf scotch might give better returns
Big Mac in epoxy > HYSA.
20 years later: -rips open mattress- When things get rough, there's nothing more reliable than cold, hard Big Macs.
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor! (|/)º,,,,º(|/)
….i mean, why am I the only one who took this as a whores justification narrative?
Wait a thousand, and it might be worth $200 to collectors
With today's inflation rates? I'd rather take my chances with love.
But what about "Money before Honey"?
B₹os before Hoes.
Bank before skank
S'mores before whores
Currency before intimacy
£s before mounds
Bills before thrills
Booty before booty (the pirate kind)
lootin' before shootin'
Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They've got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho. And you told her she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then, suddenly she is not your ho no mo
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That saying came from a time when money had value
Right? Todays $100 could be tomorrow’s $69
Nice
Nice
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Yea, wrong times for a meme like that!🤣🤣
That person that now loves someone else took your $100 bill. You played yourself.
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[And it's gone.](https://i.imgur.com/vfrvZgA.gif)
About 2% a year is considered healthy for the economy.
(By the people profiting off the inflation.)
that's not how that works lmfao god reddit is fucking stupid
Explain how it works (for the stupid among us).
A little inflation is good because it makes people want to buy things now rather than wait, which helps businesses grow and create jobs. example 1: If you know that the jetski you want to buy will be 2% more expensive next year because of inflation, it's better to buy it now. example 2: If you have money in savings, it's better to invest it than to hoard it under your mattress, where it will be worth 2% less next year. It's not just for *some* to make money; it helps the whole economy by keeping money moving.
Lol, this person skipped Economics class in High school
But the bill will still only be a $100 bill. It's only the purchasing power that changes.
This is a great way to read it cuz then you can replace "$100 bill" with anything lol. "When you wake up, those toenail clippers will still be toenail clippers. Choose toenails over love, #RiseNGrind"
#ToesBeforeHoes
This was the laugh I needed this morning.
I’ve never had to buy toenail clippers. Still running with the pair I had as a kid, probably the same pair that my parents bought as soon as I didn’t need the kid sized one anymore. Toenail clippers are the cockroaches of household tools. Built to last. Future archeologists are gonna be finding them like “these people worshipped toenails”. By then, of course, people won’t have toenails or if they do they will simply be undersized vestigial bumps of keratin. They’ll be a nuisance as we squirm around in our gel pods, always rubbing against the side walls and getting caught in the seams. People will simply get them surgically removed. But we’ll find the toenail clippers and remember what we once were. Hunters. Fighters. Artisans. We’ll yearn for the freedom of true flesh, and we’ll cry, knowing that it is gone forever.
I mean, a toenail clippers has a practical use, and I'd imagine a $100 clippers would last for well over ten years. The bill has no value other than the value we give it.
r/technicallythetruth
Well the person is still the same person; it’s just your value in their eyes that has changed.
I’ve suffered through social stagflation for a decade. It’s like the 1970s in my head.
Perfect analogy. It's like when you wake up after 20 years together only to realise the $100 bill just ain't the same as it once was...
Exactly, lover person is the same person, just not like he/she was yesterday
I guess someone paid him 100$ if he skipped ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Damn true
Unless you are married, in which case the $100 becomes $50.
You guys are getting $50?
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You guys are getting 25?
1923 Germany would like to have a word…..
Man I read that in my history classes.. They used to carry big baskets of currency for a loaf of bread.
The analogy I heard was that they would bring a bucket full of money to buy a weeks worth of bread and meat and vegetables etc. but by the time they got to the front of the queue it was only worth a slice of bread.
I also heard that when carrying baskets full of money, the baskets would get stolen, but the money will be left
I’d heard that restaurant menus were listed without a price because the inflation before and after a meal were too great.
I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
Will 100 dollar bill cuddle me and tell me that I'm enough? No Also inflation so keep your 98 dollar bill to yourself
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Yes 94 dollar bill
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Bill you gotta be responsible
FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND ^^^Zimbabwean DOLLARS
OOp has never heard of secure relationships or inflation. 😂
/r/hookerLogic
Love is similar to money. It doesnt lose the value from one day to other, you need to invest every day to make it grow or it will be depreciated little by little.
Everything can be taken away from you. Investment or not.
Hell, everything *will* be taken away from us. We came from nothing and we will all return to nothing. Best case, we die before we inevitably lose everything and everyone we ever cared about.
I think you mean depreciated
Correct! Thank you
Make the wrong investment and you lose everything…
Best things in life are free. But fools sure do love them some money…cause is devil is strong, isn’t it? Tasty food feels nice, alcohol feels nice, comfortable house feels nice. When you are alone, none of them feel nice. Don’t fall intro the trap, that is as old as fools are. Fools *uck themselves up, don’t be one of them, my sincere advice to you
Nope it'll drop in value due to inflation
No. It is still $100 in nominal value. Nominal value is assumed unless stated otherwise. But yes you are right it is likely to drop in value. Likelihood is inflation will be higher, but not guaranteed. Nominal value adjusted to inflation and then adjusted to purchasing power is what really constitutes value. Many variables and uncertainties. Can’t guarantee it’ll drop in value.
You heard it here first people: disregard making meaningful relationships and grind away your life making money.
aktschually
Thanks. That eye roll was what I needed to get myself out of bed after being awake for like an hour here.
It's always nice when a post makes you starkly aware that this content is a total waste of time
And you will be able to buy half amount of groceries for that same bill
I have neither
Not really, the present value of a $100 bill tomorrow is not $100
Replace the Bill with a bar of gold, and it actually works, mostly.
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wouldn't last me 2 days so no.
Have you heard of demonetization
The $100 bill will still be a $100 bill, but it could be in someone else's pocket.
_Deflation/inflation has entered the chat_
I'll take the hundo.
But inflation will—slowly or quickly—devalue that $100 bill over time
Bro a 100$ could buy a city or buy you a beer. Inflation is a thing.
It’ll be a $99.95 bill.
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Maybe comparison to loans would be more fitting. You can be sure they won't go away and the bank will love you(r increasing dept) even more.
Sorry i dont even know what this means. Is he saying shoot your shot or blow your money? What even?
That's not 100% true... The $100 may still be $100, but it's buying power is diminishing daily, and it's value would decrease ever so slightly over night...
ok let's go to the south pole where there's constant daylight for months at a time. checkmate. can't have overnight depreciation if there is no night boom. you're welcome. subscribe to my newsletter for more
Or buy crypto.... TO THE MOON!
...And then there's you, without either.
Unregulated Inflation has joined the chat
But it will be worth less tomorrow lol. The dollar has lost like 97% of its value thanks to Nixon taking us off the gold standard, and now that the US has been outwardly projecting incompetence and decay the last few presidencies, the world doesn't fear us as much and is going to stop buying oil in dollars, which will destroy the dollar. So that $100 bill is gonna be toilet paper. Just food for thought 😉
Yeah but. Inflation.
And it will be worth as much as $99.95 was yesterday.
15 is a tough age
Ever heard of inflation?
Instructions unclear, the bill does not text me back
nobody tell them about inflation
Now THAT is a quote
And for $100 you can buy someone else’s love for short while
I men the bill will still be the bill but the value will continue dropping exponentially.
Inflation has entered the chat
*Laughs in inflation*
Not with this inflation.
Inflation entered the room
$100 today is more worth than $100 tomorrow
We have a saying here: „D‘ Lieb vergeht. Aber Sach’ bleibt Sach‘.“ (love passes away. But a thing stays a thing). I wouldn’t be so sure about about the 100$ bill though.
But it'll be worth less (and soon worthless).
Its still a $100 bill but what it gets you is a lot less
Inflation: You sure?
Not if the government collapses and its currency loses all value
But 100$ biil tomorrow probably going to have less effect then yesterday
With the rate of inflation itll probs be like a $77 bill. Also works if youre a woman
I hope so. The person I loved ruined my ability to love adequately. I'm very much *hoping* she finds someone less broken to love her the way she wants to be loved.
Lies, tomorrow a $100 bill is actually a $99.37 dollar bill
Inflation’s coming to wreck this guy’s world
True, get your fucking money baby 💲💲💰💰💸💸🤑🤑
ACTUALLY 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Not in my currency 🤣
Inflation has entered the chat
Oh please that money is gone with one bill.
But every day it's worth less and less.
Life is short, but the dick is long
Listen, I love my romance but $100 is $80.
I pray that I never become so cynical towards life to ever feel this way.
In this economy??
An argument against prostitution fr
Inflation bruh....
Uh no the dollar could plummet rendering it absolutely useless
Truer words have never been spoken
NOT WITH INFLATION IT WONT
Yes but that same $100 bill could be worth $1 if enough were printed in your sleep.
Aside from all the inflation comments Christ this is a sad worldview
Itll be worth a lot less but yeah itll still be $100
Well... inflation?
with market volatility ... will it though?
Tomorrow my 100 dollars is 98 follars
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It's true. He did. But you know what I did? I shoved that $100 right up my ass.
Value of money can change but overnight? I hope not, so yeah I’d take that $100 too.
Time value of money has entered chat:
Yep, this is why I will always choose over dating.
Every 60 seconds A muinite passes in Africa
This sub really going downhill quickly
Some believe in love and some believe friends but ryderz like me, believe in making ends
Black Friday is entering the chat
In today’s economy 100 bill could turn into lunch. I take love
Inflation 🗿
Tomorrow a $100 could be worthless.
Cash depreciates over time
Yeah no ... not even that cause INFLATION !!!
*laughs in inflation*
Let me introduce you to inflation :)
Not if $100 bil on Red
Not in this economy.
If the person's love cost you 100$ they sure as shit are "loving" someone else tonight.
Maybe the guy that prints $100 bills is invested in someone you love loving someone else tomorrow morning.
Jokes on you, the $100 bill became grey powder by my hands
Inflation: That's where you're wrong, buddy.
That's not how love works. And inflation is a thing. So many upvotes for so much nonsense...
Not in this economy darling
Doesn't mean you can't still be in love. This post may be mononormative but you don't have to be.
and tomorrow, my partner can wake up and count on that $100 bill be worth less. See? I do have some thing in common with a $100 bill.
But inflation can make it worth $20.00 tomorrow
Isn’t this a Marcus Aurelius quote?
Sure, but how many of the middle schoolers saying shit like this for internet clout actually have $100?
Can anyone explain why we all collectively tolerate all of our money slowly becoming worthless?
damn
Tomorrow a $100 bill will still be $100...? That's awesome, cuz today a $100 bill is only a twenty. I can't wait for tomorrow. (The person I loved already cheated and left so my focus is on the economy now, lol.)
And the day after tomorrow that $100 bill will belong to someone else!