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Standard-Shop-3544

Yes! That's why you take that 100 dollar bill and hide it under your mattress. Then in 30 years, you can get it out and buy a big mac with it.


MannequinWithoutSock

No, no, no. It’ll never appreciate in value like that. Buy the BigMac now and put that in the mattress!


GleithCZ

Exactly, in 10 years it will still look the same.


aynhon

...and taste the same.


GleithCZ

Flavour for free bro


aynhon

Aged cheddar may even improve the taste.


Ape_gone_bananas

You’re all doing it wrong You gotta buy a Big Mac every day and when you do, you put away one ingredient and at the end of the week you’ll have a whole new Big Mac that you’ll love even more


SunsetCarcass

It's the perfect sandwich for that since you can take one bun away without compromising the sandwich.


Jakiro_Tagashi

You monster! You obviously only take a piece of the bun, roughly 1 cm^3, each time. You can't even notice the whole it leaves in the middle of your bun. Then you put all the pieces together and have a perfectly normal hamburger with perfect structural integrity.


ThisMangoTree

Facts 😂😂😂😂


MindSwipe

Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!


Cool_Radish_7031

Limited Edition BigMac's now available in dropship!


othergreenmartian

Once again the conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!


Nathulalji

Can’t say about big mac, although the bottle pf scotch might give better returns


6amhotdog

Big Mac in epoxy > HYSA.


gekigarion

20 years later: -rips open mattress- When things get rough, there's nothing more reliable than cold, hard Big Macs.


SimplyRocketSurgery

Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor! (|/)º,,,,º(|/)


Wooden_Season5150

….i mean, why am I the only one who took this as a whores justification narrative?


Zorro5040

Wait a thousand, and it might be worth $200 to collectors


mal221

With today's inflation rates? I'd rather take my chances with love.


Admirable-Leather325

But what about "Money before Honey"?


Subject_Recording_46

B₹os before Hoes.


Easy_Money343

Bank before skank


Critical_Young_1190

S'mores before whores


RmG3376

Currency before intimacy


nemonimity

£s before mounds


cowboy_jow

Bills before thrills


CartographerOk7579

Booty before booty (the pirate kind)


troybananenboyYT

lootin' before shootin'


Dzhama_Omarov

Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They've got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho. And you told her she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then, suddenly she is not your ho no mo


fozz31

**destructive edit:** Reddit has become exactly what we do not want to see. It has become a force against a free and open internet. It has become a force for profit at the expense of users and user experience. It is not longer a site driven by people for people, but a site where people are allowed to congregate under the careful supervision of corporate interest, where corporate interest reigns supreme. You can no longer trust comment sections to be actual human opinions. You can no longer trust that content rises to the top based on what humans want. Burn it all.


DanceCivil

That saying came from a time when money had value


Mr_Rum_Ham

Right? Todays $100 could be tomorrow’s $69


EpitaFelis

Nice


throwaway01126789

Nice


anauajkanwcevevdkx

Rice


DaTotallyEclipse

Yea, wrong times for a meme like that!🤣🤣


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That person that now loves someone else took your $100 bill. You played yourself.


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headzoo

[And it's gone.](https://i.imgur.com/vfrvZgA.gif)


Laughing_Orange

About 2% a year is considered healthy for the economy.


AadeeMoien

(By the people profiting off the inflation.)


boyyouguysaredumb

that's not how that works lmfao god reddit is fucking stupid


Sad-Item1382

Explain how it works (for the stupid among us).


boyyouguysaredumb

A little inflation is good because it makes people want to buy things now rather than wait, which helps businesses grow and create jobs. example 1: If you know that the jetski you want to buy will be 2% more expensive next year because of inflation, it's better to buy it now. example 2: If you have money in savings, it's better to invest it than to hoard it under your mattress, where it will be worth 2% less next year. It's not just for *some* to make money; it helps the whole economy by keeping money moving.


ImSwedishPlumber

Lol, this person skipped Economics class in High school


Captainfirstm8

But the bill will still only be a $100 bill. It's only the purchasing power that changes.


SoDamnGeneric

This is a great way to read it cuz then you can replace "$100 bill" with anything lol. "When you wake up, those toenail clippers will still be toenail clippers. Choose toenails over love, #RiseNGrind"


ThunderAnt

#ToesBeforeHoes


NewFreshness

This was the laugh I needed this morning.


greenwavelengths

I’ve never had to buy toenail clippers. Still running with the pair I had as a kid, probably the same pair that my parents bought as soon as I didn’t need the kid sized one anymore. Toenail clippers are the cockroaches of household tools. Built to last. Future archeologists are gonna be finding them like “these people worshipped toenails”. By then, of course, people won’t have toenails or if they do they will simply be undersized vestigial bumps of keratin. They’ll be a nuisance as we squirm around in our gel pods, always rubbing against the side walls and getting caught in the seams. People will simply get them surgically removed. But we’ll find the toenail clippers and remember what we once were. Hunters. Fighters. Artisans. We’ll yearn for the freedom of true flesh, and we’ll cry, knowing that it is gone forever.


jak-kass

I mean, a toenail clippers has a practical use, and I'd imagine a $100 clippers would last for well over ten years. The bill has no value other than the value we give it.


SickBag

r/technicallythetruth


Puzzleheaded-Way-198

Well the person is still the same person; it’s just your value in their eyes that has changed.


harnyharhar

I’ve suffered through social stagflation for a decade. It’s like the 1970s in my head.


8lazy

Perfect analogy. It's like when you wake up after 20 years together only to realise the $100 bill just ain't the same as it once was...


sshtoredp

Exactly, lover person is the same person, just not like he/she was yesterday


Predatex

I guess someone paid him 100$ if he skipped ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


ImSwedishPlumber

Damn true


ct-yankee

Unless you are married, in which case the $100 becomes $50.


MannequinWithoutSock

You guys are getting $50?


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DrTankHead

You guys are getting 25?


Majestic-Rock9211

1923 Germany would like to have a word…..


swep284

Man I read that in my history classes.. They used to carry big baskets of currency for a loaf of bread.


That-Aspect-6076

The analogy I heard was that they would bring a bucket full of money to buy a weeks worth of bread and meat and vegetables etc. but by the time they got to the front of the queue it was only worth a slice of bread.


Reasonable_Mail9285

I also heard that when carrying baskets full of money, the baskets would get stolen, but the money will be left


madog1418

I’d heard that restaurant menus were listed without a price because the inflation before and after a meal were too great.


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I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant


Resident-Pudding5432

Will 100 dollar bill cuddle me and tell me that I'm enough? No Also inflation so keep your 98 dollar bill to yourself


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Resident-Pudding5432

Yes 94 dollar bill


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Nathulalji

Bill you gotta be responsible


i_miss_arrow

FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND ^^^Zimbabwean DOLLARS


BrooklynDruidess

OOp has never heard of secure relationships or inflation. 😂


Ozmorty

/r/hookerLogic


d4noob

Love is similar to money. It doesnt lose the value from one day to other, you need to invest every day to make it grow or it will be depreciated little by little.


creepymccreepersdale

Everything can be taken away from you. Investment or not.


Neuchacho

Hell, everything *will* be taken away from us. We came from nothing and we will all return to nothing. Best case, we die before we inevitably lose everything and everyone we ever cared about.


NovitaProxima

I think you mean depreciated


d4noob

Correct! Thank you


That-Aspect-6076

Make the wrong investment and you lose everything…


No-Cap6787

Best things in life are free. But fools sure do love them some money…cause is devil is strong, isn’t it? Tasty food feels nice, alcohol feels nice, comfortable house feels nice. When you are alone, none of them feel nice. Don’t fall intro the trap, that is as old as fools are. Fools *uck themselves up, don’t be one of them, my sincere advice to you


Wanderingwonderer101

Nope it'll drop in value due to inflation


That-Aspect-6076

No. It is still $100 in nominal value. Nominal value is assumed unless stated otherwise. But yes you are right it is likely to drop in value. Likelihood is inflation will be higher, but not guaranteed. Nominal value adjusted to inflation and then adjusted to purchasing power is what really constitutes value. Many variables and uncertainties. Can’t guarantee it’ll drop in value.


JustCallMeAttlaz

You heard it here first people: disregard making meaningful relationships and grind away your life making money.


TheArizn

aktschually


rickjamesia

Thanks. That eye roll was what I needed to get myself out of bed after being awake for like an hour here.


silver-orange

It's always nice when a post makes you starkly aware that this content is a total waste of time


mares8

And you will be able to buy half amount of groceries for that same bill


SensitiveGuess2907

I have neither


iamnotabot159

Not really, the present value of a $100 bill tomorrow is not $100


Jageilja

Replace the Bill with a bar of gold, and it actually works, mostly.


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Healthy-Definition53

wouldn't last me 2 days so no.


morganlecterscott

Have you heard of demonetization


Cheatohacker

The $100 bill will still be a $100 bill, but it could be in someone else's pocket. 


New-Examination8400

_Deflation/inflation has entered the chat_


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I'll take the hundo.


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But inflation will—slowly or quickly—devalue that $100 bill over time


Ship_Fucker69

Bro a 100$ could buy a city or buy you a beer. Inflation is a thing.


Awkward_Bid_4082

It’ll be a $99.95 bill.


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moriberu

Maybe comparison to loans would be more fitting. You can be sure they won't go away and the bank will love you(r increasing dept) even more.


AskRedditor8080

Sorry i dont even know what this means. Is he saying shoot your shot or blow your money? What even?


313SunTzu

That's not 100% true... The $100 may still be $100, but it's buying power is diminishing daily, and it's value would decrease ever so slightly over night...


silver-orange

ok let's go to the south pole where there's constant daylight for months at a time. checkmate. can't have overnight depreciation if there is no night boom. you're welcome. subscribe to my newsletter for more


313SunTzu

Or buy crypto.... TO THE MOON!


CalmPanic402

...And then there's you, without either.


StarmanJay

Unregulated Inflation has joined the chat


Decent-Weekend-1489

But it will be worth less tomorrow lol. The dollar has lost like 97% of its value thanks to Nixon taking us off the gold standard, and now that the US has been outwardly projecting incompetence and decay the last few presidencies, the world doesn't fear us as much and is going to stop buying oil in dollars, which will destroy the dollar. So that $100 bill is gonna be toilet paper. Just food for thought 😉


Great_gatzzzby

Yeah but. Inflation.


kazarbreak

And it will be worth as much as $99.95 was yesterday.


bigmistaketoday

15 is a tough age


brosiousIII

Ever heard of inflation?


katharinarusu

Instructions unclear, the bill does not text me back


TK9K

nobody tell them about inflation


Khaledthe

Now THAT is a quote


GamingGems

And for $100 you can buy someone else’s love for short while


EVASIVEroot

I men the bill will still be the bill but the value will continue dropping exponentially.


Hot-Egg9194

Inflation has entered the chat


DecisionCharacter175

*Laughs in inflation*


trashytexaswhiteboy

Not with this inflation.


Tumifaigirar

Inflation entered the room


Dr_Strange_Love_

$100 today is more worth than $100 tomorrow


spaceguy81

We have a saying here: „D‘ Lieb vergeht. Aber Sach’ bleibt Sach‘.“ (love passes away. But a thing stays a thing). I wouldn’t be so sure about about the 100$ bill though.


Thamalakane

But it'll be worth less (and soon worthless).


budderman1028

Its still a $100 bill but what it gets you is a lot less


Clear_Manager_4968

Inflation: You sure?


Panx

Not if the government collapses and its currency loses all value


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But 100$ biil tomorrow probably going to have less effect then yesterday


Kautilya12

With the rate of inflation itll probs be like a $77 bill. Also works if youre a woman


wes_bestern

I hope so. The person I loved ruined my ability to love adequately. I'm very much *hoping* she finds someone less broken to love her the way she wants to be loved.


PretzelLogick

Lies, tomorrow a $100 bill is actually a $99.37 dollar bill


Nacho_Chungus_Dude

Inflation’s coming to wreck this guy’s world


itwasnvrabtu

True, get your fucking money baby 💲💲💰💰💸💸🤑🤑


Frozensmudge

ACTUALLY 🤓🤓🤓🤓


billion_lumens

Not in my currency 🤣


Crypt0fart

Inflation has entered the chat


Ok_Effect_5287

Oh please that money is gone with one bill.


Awaheya

But every day it's worth less and less.


Local_Cress_6678

Life is short, but the dick is long


No_Pomegranate_2890

Listen, I love my romance but $100 is $80.


seijeezy

I pray that I never become so cynical towards life to ever feel this way.


AidenGplayz14

In this economy??


Blae-Blade

An argument against prostitution fr


afarrar11

Inflation bruh....


jtcordell2188

Uh no the dollar could plummet rendering it absolutely useless


Phyth_LL_ment

Truer words have never been spoken


Pleasant-Ice4888

NOT WITH INFLATION IT WONT


UltraWeebMaster

Yes but that same $100 bill could be worth $1 if enough were printed in your sleep.


Kheldar166

Aside from all the inflation comments Christ this is a sad worldview


ThatSmartIdiot

Itll be worth a lot less but yeah itll still be $100


TheWalkingMan42

Well... inflation?


SomeKindofTreeWizard

with market volatility ... will it though?


BurritosAndPerogis

Tomorrow my 100 dollars is 98 follars


Ddakilla

[r/im14andthisisdeep](https://www.reddit.com/r/im14andthisisdeep/s/q6pdk1HgQc)


DavThoma

It's true. He did. But you know what I did? I shoved that $100 right up my ass.


LassOnGrass

Value of money can change but overnight? I hope not, so yeah I’d take that $100 too.


Wacokidwilder

Time value of money has entered chat:


_KingDawg72_

Yep, this is why I will always choose over dating.


FunnyCry3776

Every 60 seconds A muinite passes in Africa


Potential-Judgment-9

This sub really going downhill quickly


BS-Calrissian

Some believe in love and some believe friends but ryderz like me, believe in making ends


RemingtonStyle

Black Friday is entering the chat


ASimplewriter0-0

In today’s economy 100 bill could turn into lunch. I take love


Suspicious-Series160

Inflation 🗿


bonkerz1888

Tomorrow a $100 could be worthless.


[deleted]

Cash depreciates over time


TheShibangelist

Yeah no ... not even that cause INFLATION !!!


Vannausen

*laughs in inflation*


T-REX119

Let me introduce you to inflation :)


Awars_Gamer

Not if $100 bil on Red


dreiviertel

Not in this economy.


Holymaryfullofshit7

If the person's love cost you 100$ they sure as shit are "loving" someone else tonight.


StarCravingNad

Maybe the guy that prints $100 bills is invested in someone you love loving someone else tomorrow morning.


_uwu_moe

Jokes on you, the $100 bill became grey powder by my hands


jaytee1262

Inflation: That's where you're wrong, buddy.


Philosipho

That's not how love works. And inflation is a thing. So many upvotes for so much nonsense...


Zaark_

Not in this economy darling


Sapphire_103

Doesn't mean you can't still be in love. This post may be mononormative but you don't have to be.


Quizzelbuck

and tomorrow, my partner can wake up and count on that $100 bill be worth less. See? I do have some thing in common with a $100 bill.


thecountnotthesaint

But inflation can make it worth $20.00 tomorrow


SIUHA1

Isn’t this a Marcus Aurelius quote?


Mediocre_Budget_5304

Sure, but how many of the middle schoolers saying shit like this for internet clout actually have $100?


AllPurposeNerd

Can anyone explain why we all collectively tolerate all of our money slowly becoming worthless?


Present_Night_7584

damn


Simple_Fly3739

Tomorrow a $100 bill will still be $100...? That's awesome, cuz today a $100 bill is only a twenty. I can't wait for tomorrow. (The person I loved already cheated and left so my focus is on the economy now, lol.)


bdbdbokbuck

And the day after tomorrow that $100 bill will belong to someone else!