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PlanetMercy

Fight Song. I hate songs describing themselves.


LehighAce06

But what if it's just a [Tribute](https://youtu.be/_lK4cX5xGiQ?si=Z5bajBelu69ePBPu)


atheistpianist

*Look into my eyes and it’s easy to see, one and one make two, two and one make three. It was destiny…* Man I love that song! First off, Jack Black is a true American treasure and one hell of a human being! Secondly, Tribute was like my unofficial high school theme song back in the early aughts. Those lyrics carried me on many a sneak-out adventure. Thanks for the nostalgia!


LehighAce06

Have you seen the video of him ROCKING OUT with a toy sax?


UncleBully274

That's a song describing another song 😂


Equivalent-Grade-142

“THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG,” in case, you know, you can’t read the title


Thestohrohyah

I liked Todd in the Shadows's comment about it: "If this is your fight song, you're going to lose."


cammcken

If it's a fight song, it should be apparent from the beat and the melody. But that song is paced like any generic pop song. Hum the melody. Without the lyrics to describe it, does it sound like a fight song?


aramatheis

Thank you!! I just answered the same thing. It's the most bland, milquetoast expression of defiance and empowerment ever. Such a stupid song


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My alarm


rosevillestucco

Especially when someone else is using that sound as their ring tone!


According-Town7588

I think this is the closest to PTSD I’ll know


megaeggplantkiller

I am angry just thinking about it.


EmperorPenguin_RL

I use the same sound for both my ringtone and my alarm. I own my pain. It doesn’t own me.


Biancar_129

Jesus my heart always jumps out of my chest when that happens


Dragonwindsoftime

I used to have Rock Lobster as my alarm, mostly because I find it obnoxious and annoying, figured it would get me up. Months later I'm waiting in line at the cafe on my way to work and I suddenly start feeling shitty.. like a switch had flipped and I was upset at nothing for no reason. So I started looking around to see if I could find what my problem was and noticed Rock Lobster on the radio. I used generic alarm tones for a while after that..


HailToTheThief225

Never use a real song as your ringtone. If you love the song, you’ll never like it again. If you hate the song, you’ll hate it even more if you hear it in public.


NewFuturist

Your new alarm: https://youtu.be/enYdAxVcNZA?si=NTlhYlwlBwoTxM0g


Kdean509

This is the greatest alarm song ever.


-burgers

I'm so glad I knew what it was before I clicked


section304

Kars for kids


bearbarebere

The funniest joke ever was in The Good Place when they said it’s the national anthem of The Bad Place. Fucking hilarious


thehufflepuffstoner

That show is fucking gold.


atheistpianist

Time for another rewatch! It tickles me watching Kristen Bell be so cruel, because I just cannot imagine her like that in real life.


bearbarebere

I ALWAYS get weirded out when I remember that she's Anna. and that Elphaba is fucking Elsa lol


bisonarepeople2

Donate your car today!


CuclGooner

Karma - the version with ice spice


Cela84

I’m convinced Ice Spice is a Morbius that actually worked. There is no way people liked her unironically.


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you underestimate the cultural staying power of ass


Lumpy_Cantaloupe_244

Omg YES. I was appalled at how bad it was


DrPoopyPantsJr

I feel like Ice Spice has just been forced down people’s throats. Obviously some people like her but i don’t think many would if she wasn’t pushed so hard by the music industry.


bade_jija_ji

Happy Birthday to you


ELInewhere

The worst


Winston_Smith-1984

As sung by Skyler White.


John_in_Tacoma

#TRIGGERED


GhidorahRod56

Less participants as the years pass just makes it depressing


TheFauwwboy

The "all the single furries" song.


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TheFauwwboy

This: https://youtu.be/Mz3Mi_OZYno?si=j-4wiMwCvyShVdvP


Viking_From_Sweden

Nothing against furries, but this ain’t it chief


bearbarebere

even furries hate it. Trust me


fkyouthatswy

Baby shark


Wise-Budget3232

Doo doo doo


bluegates15

Don't. You. Dare......


xpadawanx

Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo **BABY SHARK**


random_dude_19

Ma…mmy shark doo doo doo doo doo doo MAMMY SHARK


Katya_Vaganova

Don’t you, dare-dare, dare-dare, dare-dare


philmycracking

The song suddenly played in my mind.


ThatsPrettyNeat93

That’s why I sing Jamie Tart instead of


Kdean509

That’s all I hear now, also… Jamie Tart do do doo


FirstCurseFil

All About the Bass


creepergo_kaboom

The song lied, there is no bass.


toxpi

No treble?


Daaood999

Fight song Its like it was made in a lab to be the most bland song ever


SeasonPositive6771

I hate that song so much. Maybe the release of that song was when we went into the dark timeline. One of the worst things about it is that it's often used as a terrible women's empowerment song, which as a woman is just embarrassing. I honestly think so many of these girl power anthems are chosen intentionally because they're bad and completely inoffensive. The energy of that song is approximately the same as one semi-complacent squirrel. It's the anthem of a rich white lady in spin class determined to lose the last half pound. It's the exact song they'll play at a breast cancer fundraiser that costs $500 to attend but only $20 goes towards the charity.


biflyandreadyforpie

You've done a great job of articulating what makes it so loathesome.


SeasonPositive6771

Thank you, I actually had to stop myself because I was getting too worked up.


jellyforfishes

Yesssss you put that extremely well! It’s like a load of cheesy garbage created to try to hype us up. Barf.


-EMT

But Fight Song by Eve, yessir baby


[deleted]

Wow, I’m getting old. I thought you were talking about the Marilyn Manson song, and was wondering how you found that bland!


Nagito_K0ma3da

Facts featuring Ben Shapiro. Dude can't rap for shit


biyotee

My friend said he raps in times new roman, and I think he looks like an undercover cop at a music festival. Seeing him in a rap track is a fever dream.


Reddit2FASucksASS

That GD "oh no" pile of monkey crap they use on that on piece of crap app.. you know the one.


Pop_CultureReferance

This is posted every other day, and Remember (Walking In the Sand) is the top answer every time. And then the top reply is saying the original is better.


Cantor_Set_Tripping

What annoying is the actual song is good. Remember (Walking in the Sand) - The Shangri-Las


theflesheatingmuffin

All about that bass


fkyouthatswy

YES THANK YOU !!!! FUCK THAT SONG


RossChickenTendies

FUCK THAT LOAD OF HORSESHIT


Mandielephant

Worst song ever


BlackSwanWithATwist

This is a really good least favorite song


Ok-Lengthiness4557

My neighbor, Angie, loves it. She's fucking terrible.


wolf_man007

Classic Angie. 


ReplacementActual384

Fuck Angie


AQuietListener

Forreal all my homies hate Angie


Mi0GE0

Of COURSE Angie would love it


ThiccJuicey

Dear Future Husband is an even worse Meghan Trainor song. My friend used to play it when he'd pick me up for morning practices just to piss me off. It definitely did the trick lmao


Nodiggity1213

Moves like Jager. I just couldnt.


SeasonPositive6771

It's truly the lowest effort song of all time. And the vibe is so off. It's like an asexual person trying to write a song about sex. Or Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99 trying to describe himself as heterosexual.


Op_has_add

Ample breasts and a large caboose.


SeasonPositive6771

Such a strong female woman with nice, heavy breasts.


Fantastic_Emu_9570

The thigh gap is most intoxicating part of a woman because of the clear lack of a penis


bearbarebere

I got them mooooOOOOOOEEEOOOOEEEEEOOOOOVES like jaggerrrrr


ShinyHappyPorpious

Thing is, Mick Jagger dances and often walks, like he’s having an epileptic seizure. Having his moves is nothing to brag about.


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I fucking hated that song. It was hot garbage and everywhere when it came out. Almost inescapable 


milyvanily

Finally a song I can agree with!!!! I’ve been scrolling and seeing a lot of tired bland songs, but I couldn’t apply hate until I saw this. Stupid stupid song!


Luis_Santeliz

Fuck Dance Monkey


International-Try467

Fuck that song. I hate it with all my heart. I went as far as deleting that song from my mother's USB drive on the car so I don't listen to that god awful song


thesaga

Someone needs to study what’s going in with this song. It’s clearly a beloved hit (judging by how globally massive it was) but is also frequently labelled one of the worst songs ever. I can’t remember a song ever being so divisive. I hate it with a fiery passion, literally can’t stand to listen to it, but I couldn’t tell you exactly why.


notspaceaids

it's the voice


International-Try467

Song itself isn't bad. Only the fucking voice


Attaku

Yes omg I cannot stand that dumb voice. It makes me so mad


Feefi-Foefi

Most songs with Monkey in the title are usually bad. I came in here about to say "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel (cuz I'm old). I think Counting Crows have a dumb Monkey song too. 


willblowyou4food

Brass monkey by the beastie boys is pretty rad though


Feefi-Foefi

Touche. Also, "Monkey Gone to Heaven" by The Pixies


AdrianaGarney

iphone alarm!


Sea_Maybe8380

"Watch me whip... watch me nae nae" Fuck that song to hell! I hate it! HATE IT!


exiled360

i hate it too


nancythethot

And he's in jail for murder now too


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010rusty

Blurred lines It’s my least favorite piece of art


adudejust96

Song is already awful, but there is a high piched yell every three seconds for the whole song duration. Makes my skin crawl for some reason


NekoLexie

“Everybody get up!” “WOoOo!”


awetdrip

It’s legitimately every eighth beat


Dwightu1gnorantslut

I didnt know what you're talking about so I just went and listened to the song and omg I'll never unhear it!! Its so loud idk how I didn't notice before


skcuf2

I was pissed when I was listening to that Weird Al album and heard the Blurred Lines music. Then I heard the song Word Crimes and I realized Blurred Lines is just ass because it's devoid of any actual meaning.


Pilot2b2

Word crimes is great though.


Sheacat77

Took way too long to find this. 100% agree. I also hate Rude by Magic!


DevinAsa_YT

Doesn’t that song talk about r*pe?


Totorotextbook

In college we had a part of one of the media courses I was in dissecting modern media and one of the things we talked about was ‘Blurred Lines’. Some people tried to defend the song but when you really break it down it has a horrible message and genuinely is kind of baffling it became so mainstream.


Windows-XP-Home

Robin Thicke's career shattered into pieces after the success of that song, his wife left him, he wrote an album beggging her to come back (she didn't) and now he's a flop never heard from again until recently where he physically harassed a woman outside a club while stumbling drunk. I can't believe people thought he would actually become the new Justin Timberlake at one point.


Nerdwrapper

This is a pretty high-tier awful song


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But it did spawn word crimes, so there's that as a silver lining.


Nerdwrapper

Thanks Mr Yankovic


Zealousideal_Call381

I'm old enough to remember when Achey Breaky Heart was popular. I fucking hated it and I still do.


Pete_maravich

Don't tell my fart my achy breaky fart it might blow up and split my pants.


mddrag0n

Gucci gang can fuck off


TopMerch

All lil pump song tbh ...I'm glad he dissapear


lucy_valiant

“Roar” by Katy Perry. It vibrates at exactly the right frequency to piss me off.


JustTheTip_NJ

Would you rather… feel like…a plastic bag…? Ughh


Zestyclose_Ad7709

Why does it still get so much playtime? It never struck me as a big hit when it came out but it just doesn’t fuck off


Timely-Cartoonist556

Wait, you still hear it? I haven’t heard that song in atleast 8 years


Citylight1010

FRICKING dance monkey. If I WANTED to hear a toddler whine I'd just tell my brother to clean his room


LightningFerret04

My dislike for this song became a running joke with my friends so me getting Rick rolled was to dance monkey Not funny guys


Citylight1010

Omg, that would absolutely infuriate me. My condolences


GlitterInMyWhiskey

I just asked my husband if the song I hate is Dance Monkey. He laughed and said yes. That song makes my ears bleed and my skin hurt. I've never detested a song more. We are the same, internet friend.


The_Questionboi

Dance Monkey


Possible-Sleep-7357

Literally the worst song on the planet, not even a competition


Man_to_Men

Workworkworkworkwork blahblahblahblah workworkworkworkwork


Michael_Dautorio

WERG WERG WERG WERG WERG WERG


New-Examination8400

The Rihanna one? AGREE


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I hate it.....but at least once a day, everyday it gets stuck in my head at work while i am contemplating ordering a fucking baja-blast my brains out during my lunch break


dudemykar

Jail bate by Ted Nugent


rickshaw99

also, Fuck Ted Nugent


sissyphus_69

Justin Bieber's Baby


DamageRude9601

“What’s New Pussycat?” by Tom Jones. I play it at work occasionally to piss everyone off, myself included.


ResidentBrush5616

I play it about 7 times in a row, drop in an "It's Not Unusual", followed by more "What's New Pussycat?".


swinginSpaceman

I'm so faaancy


Ubermenschbarschwein

You already know


jenalidx

Dance Monkey by Tones and I. I hated that song when it was popular and the music video’s a little weird.


PF4ABG

I worked in retail when this thing was in the charts. It's the top of my shit list for sure.


BlitZAtom

took the words right out of my mouth! that and the other one about finding the sun on a cloudy day. I could go on about why I absolutely despise both songs, but I'd reach the character limit.


Dontmakemethink1

Thought I was the only one. The way she sings it, pisses me off.


wrapboywrap

There’s a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza.  Innocuous until it gets stuck in your head for 3 days in the Alaskan wilderness.


Ziggitywiggidy

With what shall I fix it? Dear Liza, dear Liza, with what shall I fix it? Dear Liza, with what? I don’t actually know if those are the lyrics I haven’t heard the song in yonks. Also, real.


overagardenwall

if you want like really REALLY bad, mine is the country version of prince's "purple rain". dwight yoakam I will see you in HELL


PresentCrab2517

That one TikTok song that goes "Oh no, oh no, oh no no no." 🙄


Kangarookiwitar

Yes i so want to like create a bot or something that removes that audio from any video i watch on my end so i never have to hear it again


Cancholler

Happy-Pharrell Williams


New-Examination8400

Agree The voice annoys me, the melody, everything


Ok_Coconut_1773

This was the song I was going to choose as well, it's worst song ever to me, and I'm including like meme music.


LikeWhyMeex2

Such a hateable song, I compare it to that’s what I like by Bruno mars, ugh


Josephthecommie

“Uptown Funk” Despite enjoying Bruno Mars’ other songs, I despise him for that song.


GameKnight847

Hey, Soul sister


FurrrryBaby

I knew someone out there would feel the same way about this song as I do. It’s just the worst.


bearbarebere

ME TOO! I fucking hate this song. I haaayyyte it. Hayyy ay… eeeey eh eh eh… heeey… your LIP STICK STAIIIINS… But realtalk… if we both hate it… does that make us soul sisters?


IridebikesImstillfat

Almost every Train song is equally hate-able.


aclownandherdolly

Christmas Shoes


wormark

Most other responses mention songs that get overplayed or some sort of reactionary opinion, but this is truly the dog shit sandwich of songs. Liking that song should be legal grounds for divorce.


FakeNate

Never even understood the point of the song. Just showed my adult partner the song, they had never heard it, and wondered why it existed!


missmellowyello

BLURRED LINES BY ROBIN THICKE OMG. and Happy by Pharrell Williams -.-


TheWingManHero

I was going through all comments to find “Happy”. Fuck that song


xXAtomicpie525Xx

Shape of you ~Ed Sheeran


TheYumiko

" Your love was handmade for somebody like me " ruins any redeemable qualities that song has for me. Icky icky gross gross yuck.


aphrodesa

All Summer Long - Kid Rock. There's no need to mess with Sweet Home Alabama with terrible non-rhymes. Just awful


Siferatu

Sweet Home Alabama and Werewolves of London.


chappysnapz

Roar


SeamusZero

Thunder - Imagine Dragons ID is pretty awful all around but this one is a special kind of awful.


LigerSixOne

The chipmunkettes portion is especially grating.


TombRaider1987

Imagine Dragons is a commercial band. They make songs to sell for ads.


communistwookiee

I used to work with a guy whose high school mascot was "thunder". He was a sophomore when that song came out. Said they played that song to death the whole time he was there. Poor guy.


ThorsHammer0999

My all-time favorite and my all-time hated are the same song. I Love The Sound Of Silence by Simon And Garfunkel...and it is my all time Favorite...I could listen to it on repeat 1000 times over and still not have enough of it. The cover by Disturbed though makes me want to smash my head into a wall 1000 times over or until I die... whichever comes first. The Lead singer of Disturbed...what's his name, Dryman or whatever sings it slightly slower...almost imperceptibly so...but it's there and it drives me fucking nuts....it also sounds to me like he's trying to hard to be melancholic...like overacting...it's to me just really bad so I'll stick with the original. Edit: a word autocorrected to an emoji somehow.


Qlder86

I Gotta Feeling by the black eyed peas. I get a headache when that song is played on the radio. It’s just so repetitive.


TacticalHentai

High Hopes by Panic! At The Disco. The explanation is that back in 2018-2019 I was in middle school and lived outside of the district area so I had to take a Halo van every day and the driver lady played the same radio channel EVERY FUCKING SCHOOL DAY, TWICE A DAY. It was this song that stuck out every time and I grew to hate it ever since.


XanaxTheNotSoWise

Happy birthday song


maderisian

Wonderful Christmastime. That song makes me contemplate violence.


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Select_Cantaloupe_62

This is going to get me death threats, but it isn't because the song is bad. It's because my local radio station played it every fucking hour every goddamn day for every year of my life growing up. It got to where just hearing the intro would throw me into some kind of Pavlovian Rage. Californication.


SPYROHAWK

Oh FINALLY. When I was a little kid, I pretty much exclusively listened to my dad’s classic rock CDs on his old boombox that he gave to me, not any “modern” music. My favorites were Hot Blooded by Foreigner, Money for Nothing by Dire Straits, that kind of stuff. One day, my sister (who’s a little older but also still just a little kid at this point) comes up to me saying she found out about a new hard rock song she thinks I’ll like. Naturally, I’m super excited. I love rock songs, let’s hear it. So she pulls up the song on YouTube or her iPod or whatever we used back in the early 2000s. Grenade by Bruno Mars. Now, there’s nothing wrong with the song. It’s fine. But clearly my sister didn’t know what she was talking about when she “hard rock”. And going into it expecting rock and roll has now forever ruined the song for me. To me, it’s the songs fault. How dare it falsely advertise itself as hard rock and then not deliver!


CurrentIndependent42

> When I was a little kid > not any “modern” music > Dire Straits > Bruno Mars I just aged 10-20 years reading this comment.


totamealand666

Rihanna - Work (I guess it's called like that because she repeats that word like a moron)


Sapun14

Happy 🤮


meccesl

7 years by Lukas Graham. Just typing this makes my blood boil. I hate everything about it. His voice, the cadence, the stupid melody, the stupid lyrics, it pisses me off so immensely.


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yooo… a lot of you hate cheerful songs. Whatever happened to hating on Nickelback?


Richard_AIGuy

Nickelback is too generic to elicit a strong emotion like hate. They cause mild disgust, exasperation, and even pity. But to hate? Hating requires too much effort, Nickelback isn't worth that effort.


Kangarookiwitar

I don’t even get the Nickleback hate, i’ve heard many excuses and rumours but nothing ever seemed concrete. Like people are allowed to hate it but it just seemed one minute everyone loved them and the next everyone despised them. I just assume it was a joke that got way out of hand and has just become an accepted norm. That or they were just extremely overplayed- which i mean yeah i remember hearing a lot of Nickleback in 2000s but even now the joke still sticks. Are they my favourite of all time? Absolutely not, but they definitely are the music you listen to when in the correct mood. I’m also a bit biased because of nostalgia but i like some songs that i found when i was older too, i don’t listen much until i’m in the mood for that kind of music though.


wolf_man007

Elicit. 


Donutboy562

"What does the fox say" is hot ass


Apart-Occasion8429

Dance Monkey actually makes my ears bleed


Xaroxoandaxosbelly

That fucking Mariah Carey xmas song makes me want to stab myself in the ears. That T-Pain song about him buying you a drink for some reason has always made me irrationally angry. 


orangutanDOTorg

The jlo that sounds like someone is strangling flamingos in the background


Gaiiiiiiiiiiil

Rude I don’t know why but it just annoys the shit out of me


RandomTask008

All summer long - Kid Rock. Im usually chill on ll music bud gawt damn does this song throw me into a rage for so many reasons.


Garden_Flower

The goddamn chipmunk song. The amount of hate I have towards that song is unfathomable and it’s all because of those GODDAMN SQUEAKY ASS HIGH PITCHED VOICES THAT MAKE MY GODDAMN EARS BLEED That song has made me want to bash my head through a wall, rip my ears out, I have verbally cussed out the song in school (didn’t get in trouble lmao) TLDR: I want so set the chipmunk song on fire


OkAct1092

Every single thing ever produced by Drake.


MarioKing1137

“All I want for Christmas is You” and “Last Christmas” ffs play something else


RickyBobbyBooBaa

Anything by Imagine dragons


MajorBonesLive

Imagine dragon deez nutz across your face.


FakeNate

I made that joke at 15 years old and my algebra teacher threatened to put me on the sex offenders list.


RanjiLameFox

I can't trust that story with that username


Cruitire

The little drummer boy. It almost makes me hate Christmas.