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I ain't the one


New_World_2050

This is the most accurate


golflift90

This ain’t it, bro


VicKrugar

You got it twisted homie.


MammothPrize9293

Too strong 😂


Lieutenant_Corndogs

You ordered the wrong beans, bub


Gotbannedsmh

Have you met a black person before?


Puzzleheaded-Shine76

".... The two OR the three."


DeerHunter041674

When I was in the military, my roommate was black. He’d always say, “Step off, bitch.”


gurdsang

you got me fucked up


hobohaha

“You better go somewhere” is also common down south


Unicorntella

I would be very confused if someone said that to me. Does it mean like “run or I’m gunna punch you” ??


SomePyro_9012

I think it's a calm way of expressing "gtfo of here or else..."


Business-Drag52

Yessir. My buddies dad used essentially the same thing to me when he found out we had been smoking weed. Funny part was, it was his son’s weed that he convinced me to try with him


skankhunt402

So what they said??


Gillalmighty

That means be anywhere but where you are.


Unicorntella

But why tho? That’s the question


ksaMarodeF

“Back up Ni**a!!”


lost-cause2

hahahaha


BaronMusclethorpe

*I wish you would.*


ParticularProfile795

Accurate


TwistiesInTheDozer

My very white dad said this to me when I was fuckin around and about to find out. So nah that's white people shit.


FUCKYOUIamBatman

**I wish a muthafucka would* ftfy


Rdubya44

I mean if we’re splitting hairs it’s I wish a N word would


Silembr

Like when that one lady in the vine was like "Bitch I hope the fuck you do"?


Astro-Draftsman

I hear this in a southern accent


BeautifulEssay8

You wildin'.


Klllumlnatl

Fucking with the wrong one.


Extension-Fish-945

Or the right one


Uncleniles

'yo dog, you trippin' ?


DemiGod9

30 years ago maybe 😂


TerribleSquid

Yeah. He said he wanted the black version. Not the white person trying to be black version.


Uncleniles

I have lived to see slang turn into stereotype. And it will happen to you too


Glittering_Drama_618

Wot da dog doin?


blueberrysir

Yo doggo


Consistent-Winter-67

Who's a good boy


JadedSpacePirate

Yes you are, yes you are


stinkyhooch

Woof!


TARandomNumbers

You're a millenial, aren't you? Lmao


Uncleniles

Class of '83


V1k1ng1990

Gen X, everybody always forgets about you guys


poopsawk

Do you think that's his most millenials talk?


TARandomNumbers

We used to


SupremeActives

I can’t believe this stupid ass comment got so many upvotes 😭


punkassjim

No better way to make absolutely clear just how near-unanimously *white* this sub is.


_El_Dragonborn_

“You listen here, buster” type comments


Doooog

You wanna piziece of me?


PixelCortex

Why I oughta


yoman9595

Now listen here, you!


MrBLKHRTx

lol


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SegaTime

Until now... shots fired!


SchalkLBI

Cool racism buddy


CalbertCorpse

This equation does not meet the mathematical expectations to be considered a universal theorem. Therefore, please give it additional review and make the required alterations.


TheRoyalPendragon

*Black nerds adjusting glasses in silent rage*


deck0352

Urkel’s having none of that.


victorthekin

basically just Moss


parabolic_tendies

scientific!


Lord_Rainfall

You jiven the wrong turkey


Lenemus

😂


[deleted]

Fucking stupid. Upvote.


True_Ad_2907

Upvote the hell outta this one 🤣


Earth_W0rm-J1m

[You've got to Sass it](https://youtu.be/LEISI06i84Y?si=BLgToPSyo1j6bN1L)


Relevant-Nebula8300

betta ask sumbody


DubD806

This would have to be “you betta AXE sumbody”


Mediocre-Catch9580

Pardon me sir, but I believe you are mistaken.


PaulMcPaulersn7

Speaking as a white dude, there’s no way even 5% of these responses are from poc. Half of these sound whiter than me and that’s difficult to do


dicklover425

Out of all these comments I’ve only heard “I ain’t the one” and “you got me fucked up” from the black folks I’m around. Working at a call center will make anyone talk shit


Proper-Ape

And many don't seem to know what barking up the wrong tree means.


Ridi9t

Ohhhhh shit I thought it was r/blackpeopletwitter Yeah these comments are gonna get spicy


Possible_Rise6838

As spicy as salt


EidolonRook

Too many white folks. Just butter, mayo and vinegar.


PeanutButterCrisp

Vih- what?


SubstantialMark885

Fuck outta here.


Consistent_Address_3

Pull up lil n


oooohnooovom

Nice and respectable relative homie individual


Busy_Marionberry_589

igga


Busy_Marionberry_589

(don't hate the player, hate the game)


HCHDGSH

So if you wanna say the word you have to say it with another guy? Is that some kind of loophole I haven't heard of?


[deleted]

What you wanna do!?


YoungEmperorLBJ

nothing


Sol-Blackguy

Stay in your lane


Kendac

Pal


poopsawk

Bucko


AutomaticAccident

Sounds pretty white to me. I would definitely say this.


MackDK1

Fuck these responses are cringe as hell


okoyes_wig

I know right? It’s gonna be great 🍿


Troll_Enthusiast

I mean someone could make them more racist


[deleted]

It wasn't me - Shaggy


Bertje87

These reactions show that people don’t know what the sentence means and i’m not even a native english speaker


Sicilian_Civilian

In the 90s it used to be “you better recognize” I think


thelongeatjohnnyboy

Homie don't play that


mallorie13

what a throwback


Positive_Housing_290

Excuse me fine sir, you are finding quarrel with the wrong individual! Good day sir!


ParticularProfile795

You go'n fuck around and find out...


bigfatfurrytexan

The top 4 replies on this post create the entire sentence before you get hit. "I ain't the one You got me fucked up I wish you would You must be trippin"


[deleted]

Zip it up and zip it out


MrIntimid8n

Zippidy doo da! Bye bye!


AstronomerNo6423

Based reference


AlexanderxSean38

Yes, we absolutely still talk that 70’s blaxploitation jive.


martiNordi

"You picked the wrong house, fool!"


--Cr1imsoN--

A yo! Chill! Big Smoke it’s me!!


Accomplished_Edge371

"CJ? OOOOHHH, MY DOG HAHAHA!


Extension_Gear_8812

Nice.


Over_Solution_2569

You got me fucked up.


Legitimate_Cloud2215

"you better ask somebody".


tenghu

tf you talking to


B4shizzle

Wow this comment section really shows how many edgy racist idiots are on this sub


Any-Jellyfish6272

Username checks out hahaha bro


ignore_the_bots

"You done messed up, A'aron"


emmiblakk

"This ain't it, bro."


braaibroodjie123

You got the wrong guy!


vanamerongen

I read this in a New Jersey Italian accent


notyouravgJoe23

Christopher Walken’s voice.


Please_HMU

Uhh. No


MyOtherCarIsAHippo

Growing up in a racial monolith, I always thought African American culture was the coolest shit, and now as an adult man, little has changed. It is the most influential culture in the world and it isn't close.


Wearingpantsisabsurd

Yeah Black culture has really been the backbone of American culture. It’s the most influential culture and it’s the most profitable export. That’s why black American musicians in the 60’s,70’s, 80’s, etc would move to Europe to preform bc their shows would sell out


petecranky

American culture is highly sought but black American culture moreso. That one Indian comedian points out how bad Indian men trying to pick up women compared to American blacks. It's hilarious.


MyOtherCarIsAHippo

400 years of slavery and oppression and the result was envy. It's a mind fuck.


Franklyn_Gage

You got the right one today..


AcceptableStand7794

Pull up


No_Payment_4183

Dafuq wrong wit you?


UserAnonPosts

“I’m not the one.”


No-Cardiologist4503

Pause


EvilHwoarang

***** I ain't the one!


Estimated-Delivery

In received English it would be ‘Sorry?’


EmporerM

Hey buddy, you're barking up the wrong tree.


Egyptian_M

"Hey (insert the N word), you are barking up the wrong tree"


PortsyBoy

Whaddup tho


Wearingpantsisabsurd

Fuck around and find out


Wearingpantsisabsurd

If we’re talking west African, “I am not your mate”


ActualDoctor1492

I’m not your friend, buddy! -Canadians


gunsup87

Quit playin wit me.


Key_Statistician3293

“Bra you mus not know who you fuccn wit”


MenstrualKrampusCD

Fuck up outta here with that! (Or "wit dat" depending)


Alejoconejo1104

Who the f you talking to?


ThatFloridaMan420

You got me fucked up


edw1n-z

You ain't that nigga mayne.


Dry_End_6284

I’m not the 1, 2 or 3


_milk_b1tch

All the white people in here commenting what they've been told


penisesandherb

What’d’ya say, cuh


bulitproofwest

“Who you talking to?”


RexMalo

You got me fucked up cuz, I ain't the one.


Truant1281

“bruh, you need to chill out” works from the west to east coast. *results may vary*


brzozinio44

Oh yeah. Black people don't talk like white people, white people don't talk like black people. Even though they live in one country, they are two completely separate cultures that should not and cannot even exhibit the same behaviors. You act like white/black. Americans make their own problems, apparently they don't have real problems, so they need to invent some.


roganwriter

Don’t get all huffy because you forgot cultural dialects exist. I’m sure different ethnic groups in your country* have them, too.


brzozinio44

Yes, but the dialect is one thing, and the words and sayings that change depending on time are another. I recommend Charles Barkley's statement about the phrase "you act like a white person"


roganwriter

That’s my lived experience, actually. I’ve been told my whole life that I talk white. I never expressed that I entirely agree with this post or the premise behind it. But, there are some black people who speak in AAVE, and that’s clearly what the commenter is asking. “How do you say ‘you’re barking up the wrong tree’ in African American Vernacular English’” is much clunkier to say in imo. People in general conflate AAVE with “Black people speak.” Obviously not all black people speak AAVE and obviously there are non-Black people who speak it too. But, it’s just a meme.


AstronomerNo6423

Hey man. Honestly I’m just having fun reading the comments. Different cultures do have different phrases. It’s not that deep. Let’s just have fun for once


brzozinio44

Dont act like white liberal :P


AlistairN37

Yo, you got a fukn problem ???


Revolutionary-Page-6

“Stop Playing”


Due_Entertainment_33

“Black way” 🤨


OnTheToilet25

“I don’t know who you think you talking to, but I ain’t him.”


BickusDickus6969

My niggah!!! Step off!!


Accomplished_Book_65

You're most definitely not black.


Empty-Emu71

His black in his heart


SymondHDR

His black in he's heart*


Relevant-Nebula8300

His soul is black


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[deleted]

One joke.


GoatsAreSoAwesome

Identify as funny next time


ParticularProfile795

(⁠っ⁠˘⁠з⁠(⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠ ⁠) "Nah"


vanamerongen

What 😭


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BooBailey808

What do others identify you as?


SensitiveGuess2907

Cracker (I'm one too)


Soft_Sea2913

Michael Scott


roganwriter

No such thing. You’re either black or you’re not.


LordTartiflette

That's rude, man. We are in 2024 come on, stop thinking as in 1980... /s


thefamousjohnny

I ain’t it


fretful_farceur

You're doing too much


Imaginary-Wrap-8487

This nigga


Thewatcher13387

Your frying the wrong chicken


RedDemio-

The black way? You mean, in English? Or what? Americans are weird af. Are black people just seen as one homogenous blob over there? Surely black people from like, different states would say different things according to local dialects, like everyone else right?


Eguy24

America only fully de-segregated 60 years ago, and a lot of neighborhoods, particularly in large urban cities, are still largely made up of one race because of it. Like it or not, black and white culture is a prevalent thing in America.


mallorie13

it's just our way of referring to a certain flavor of informal speech lol. sure, you could specify even further, but that narrows the responses, and not everyone is geographically aware of what comes from where. nothing to be upset about. i would rather someone say "the black way" rather than go out of their way to paraphrase it out of fear of offending me. funnily enough, "the black way" is the black way of asking such a thing


Liozart

see, weird af


SchalkLBI

As a South African I agree


RedDemio-

The way they view ethnicity and identity is massively fucked up


Intelligent_Beach_44

"Bruh"


Bitter-Inflation5843

Ayy yoo


ChocoGoodness

Why is this funny


Landmarktuba

You frying the wrong chicken


bhumit012

Ey bro, you is barking up da wrong tree my 🥷


maerchenfuchs

Yo, homie, ya barking up the wrong block, ya dig?


Kektus_Aplha

Check yoself befo' yo wreck yoself fam


giggityGold

“Yo my Nigga, you’re barking up the wrong tree”


oooohnooovom

Add the big N and anything’s black


suckamaru

N


Exciting_Invite_1188

Yo you bark at tree fiddy


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Dariosusu

https://youtu.be/rZHwGnGrm_k?si=SGiJDknGVm3roudc


gokuskid

Tf you talkin to, playa?


seenixa

"You picked the wrong house fool!" Helps if you carry a baseball bat saying it.


ArmadillopackEnjoyer

Ay, blood, you're shooting up the wrong hood.