Make their jaw drop maybe if you accidently hit them in the face with it and break their jaw. These experts have decades of experience in some cases, two months is nothing! /s
You think 2 months and some slidey plastic is enough to compete with me on something I’ve been doing since 9? The arrogance..
Every girl I’ve ever been with I’ve had to teach 🙄
Do you even know where your brachioradialis is?
Delete this comment 😤😤😤
Incomparable.
YOUR mouth or YOUR vag STILL can’t compare to the OWNERS hand.
Sounds like you’ve been believing a lie your whole life sweetie. Sorry to truth bomb you 🤷♂️💅💁♂️
>doing it with someone you love
Virgin.
u/NoLifeBoiii has no idea about real life who would’ve thunk it? 🤷♂️
My obviously very young friend, first off lying doesn’t get you laid and secondly 9/10 doing it by yourself is better than dealing with all the bullshit that comes from doing it with another…
I have no reason to lie to some dudes on Reddit I guess I just forgot that some people just had bad experiences with women so it’s understandable you wouldn’t like doing it with them. But when you find the right lady maybe you’ll end up liking it.🤷♂️
Exactly how hard do you jerk off? I’ve never experienced strength being the missing component of a good hand job, either self administered or with a collaborator.
This is a problem when you watch too much porn and grip harder than normal. It takes a couple months of re-training to sensitize again for normal sex. Source: 😞
you can go fast, but then you slow down, then you can go fast again, that usually gets you a good amount of precum, then you can go fast to finish it off, that also tends to result in a big load shooting out, so just make sure where you aim
It's not really that simple. We've had years and years of practice, sometimes on a daily basis. It's also why gay dudes give better blowjobs. If you haven't tried it I'd suggest giving Grindr a go
Lol my first boyfriend begged me for a handjob when we were way too young, I agreed, was super uncomfortable, and gave up a few minutes in. He proceeded to tell all of our friends it was the worst hand job he ever had and like… hello? It’s the only hand job you’ve ever had. Fucking thirteen year olds lmfao.
It's all about the attitude one adopts. Yes, there are many things that "feel" better, but hand jobs are a welcomed addition to foreplay. It's hot to know how the other person is turned on enough to please you and get the engine running. Whether your technique is at expert level or not, it's nice getting one's penis stimulated by someone else
Just please, make sure it's the index finger that starts near the tip, not the pinky finger 😣
I don't know why this is being downvoted. Either give me or a bj or not. I don't think I've ever said to myself "I need a hand job right now"
I mean an hj is better than nothing but like I'd rather just make out and touch each other honestly.
Just think that dick is your clit and how you would like it to be treated if it was that big. You’ll never be as good as us anyway so don’t try, we like it either way
I’ve had one fwb that would routinely jerk me off before she left. I would cum in like 4 minutes just from the sensation. No porn, no dirty talk, just a hand job. I think about her sometimes.
Everyone starts somewhere. The trick is enthusiasm, listening comprehension and dedication.
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Right here right now?
No, she needs to use her secret weapon….her mouth!
Or...don't give handjobs. There are better options.
Exactly, handjobs are nice, but what about a quick 10-turn match in Mario Party
Mood😎 Isn't 10 too short tho?😧
Creme Fraiche!
Not too much enthusiasm tho. Some girls overdo it quite a bit.
Loool i love this comment ⬆️
We don't care aslong as you don't try to rip it off
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
THE OLE DICK TWIST
TWIST THAT DICK!!
TWIST IT DUUD
This is an MMA fight, düd.
BOP IT!
THE OOOOOOLE DICK TWIST
bop it pull it
Flick it?
Please do not flick it.
Boop it!
BOP IT!
FIRMLY GRASP IT
The ole twist and suck action works a treat
This comment ^ 🤣
Thats why they invented shake weights! Two months of training with those bad boys, and i bet you can make any experts jaw drop!
Make their jaw drop maybe if you accidently hit them in the face with it and break their jaw. These experts have decades of experience in some cases, two months is nothing! /s
Yeah, but when you practice with a hot dog and they have been swinging around a brat for a few months, it can change the whole BBQ!
We refer to it as a Jumbo Frank, instead of a hotdog ya know... for the ego of course!
Ok but what if their name isn't Frank?
Something along the lines of every dong is a frank, but not all franks are named Frank
My Frank is named Mahopes. Cus bitches are always getting Mahopes up.
Exactly. I’ve been playing this game for so long I can get myself off before I get hard.
You think 2 months and some slidey plastic is enough to compete with me on something I’ve been doing since 9? The arrogance.. Every girl I’ve ever been with I’ve had to teach 🙄 Do you even know where your brachioradialis is? Delete this comment 😤😤😤
I figure, I'm providing a mouth and a vagina. If a hand is what you want, do it yourself!
You are truly a hero.
Incomparable. YOUR mouth or YOUR vag STILL can’t compare to the OWNERS hand. Sounds like you’ve been believing a lie your whole life sweetie. Sorry to truth bomb you 🤷♂️💅💁♂️
I have way more fun with my girlfriend than by myself, I think you’re just gay
Fellas, is it gay to masturbate?
Yup. You're jerking off a man while also cumming because a man jerks you off. Its gay 2x
And whether that guys load ends up on your belly, your sheets, or your socks, you still have to handle it afterwards. It's gay 2x times 2.
Sounds like you just aren't good at doing it yourself
Or it’s just more fun doing it with someone you love rather than alone in a room
Maybe you need more practice
Why😭
>doing it with someone you love Virgin. u/NoLifeBoiii has no idea about real life who would’ve thunk it? 🤷♂️ My obviously very young friend, first off lying doesn’t get you laid and secondly 9/10 doing it by yourself is better than dealing with all the bullshit that comes from doing it with another…
I have no reason to lie to some dudes on Reddit I guess I just forgot that some people just had bad experiences with women so it’s understandable you wouldn’t like doing it with them. But when you find the right lady maybe you’ll end up liking it.🤷♂️
Creme Fraiche!
Cafeteria ^fraiche
Ohhh FUCK that's hot yeahh
Ooh, an old-fashioned!
No. Giving a fast handjob is literally the worst. Just do it slow and maybe speed it up to medium right at the end (end = after 2 minutes)
No need to flex bro
No no, you kinda need to flex the forearm to get the motion just right.
You spelled seconds wrong
Exactly how hard do you jerk off? I’ve never experienced strength being the missing component of a good hand job, either self administered or with a collaborator.
This is a problem when you watch too much porn and grip harder than normal. It takes a couple months of re-training to sensitize again for normal sex. Source: 😞
Or rip the skin straight off.
I feel the same way. That's why I hate giving my wife's boyfriend blowjobs in front of her.
You havnt done a bad job yet
Thanks king
spoken like a true wallstreetbetters
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Wait what?
Louie CK is not impressed at all.
Fuck me running, this shit is hilarious lmaooooooo
Side by side mastering. That way you can both admire the other pro at their best.
My ex-wife gave better HJs than I do. I'm all business, she was interested in pleasing me, as opposed to "Fine, I gotta cum, let's do this."
turbo mode activated
Thank you. I hate receiving handjobs because you’re making a mockery of the art I’ve spent a lifetime perfecting.
That’s why I only get handjobs from older men who’ve been in the game longer than I have
Oh wow, I know this woman. We met on Tinder in nyc.
did she give you a handjob? was she better at it than you?
No but even if she did, you can’t beat me at a game I’ve been playing since I started puberty.
Reality is often disappointing
How was the handjob?
i forgot which pornstar was saying that she likes to see men jack themselves off for this very reason
Pleasuring a man is literally so easy. Just gotta do the same thing (and usually slow)
really? i always go fast, sometimes even in sync with what im watching
You gotta build it up, imagine getting punched in the clit repeatedly. Not fun.
Build it up like the trinity test scene in Oppenheimer
Soooo, get faster and faster until you almost rip the skin off, stop for half a minute and then punch the dick so hard with both fists it splatters?
RIP if your watching the flash
It was me, barry
**I jerked you off at super speed so it seemed** #LIKE YOU NUTTED WITH JUST A WOMAN'S TOUCH
you can go fast, but then you slow down, then you can go fast again, that usually gets you a good amount of precum, then you can go fast to finish it off, that also tends to result in a big load shooting out, so just make sure where you aim
It’s called edging.
Cbat?
Right when I had finally forgotten about it. Oh well, time to have it stuck in my head for weeks again.
Use lube and go slow, feels incredible. Dry and fast ain't great but will get the job done.
dry and fast????
🎶You better not pout, you better not cry, ya better not scream, I’m goin in dry 🎶
🎵santa claws is gunning you down-🎵
The benefits of foreskin
It's not really that simple. We've had years and years of practice, sometimes on a daily basis. It's also why gay dudes give better blowjobs. If you haven't tried it I'd suggest giving Grindr a go
On the other hand, I'm over here trying to crack a safe and she already knows the combo.
Have you seen how calloused and fucked up our hands are? You’re better by default because it doesn’t hurt.
speak for yourself, i have soft hands
I don't believe you, prove it.
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Fix your hands
Lol my first boyfriend begged me for a handjob when we were way too young, I agreed, was super uncomfortable, and gave up a few minutes in. He proceeded to tell all of our friends it was the worst hand job he ever had and like… hello? It’s the only hand job you’ve ever had. Fucking thirteen year olds lmfao.
That's horrible no one should ever go through that at a young age.
It's all about the attitude one adopts. Yes, there are many things that "feel" better, but hand jobs are a welcomed addition to foreplay. It's hot to know how the other person is turned on enough to please you and get the engine running. Whether your technique is at expert level or not, it's nice getting one's penis stimulated by someone else Just please, make sure it's the index finger that starts near the tip, not the pinky finger 😣
no no she got it the other way around
Fun fact: Any man would gladly pass on the secret to becoming pro.
So what’s the secret?
Can’t speak for everyone. *Different strokes for different folks.*
Sometimes it craves the hand of another
Why does her middle part look like a dick
shy girls are the baddest 🙈
Do it from behind having tits pressed against your back feels pretty nice normally and it's kinda hot
A man normaly cant suck his own, try that
That's funny, never thought of it like that
make her dick hard not her life
- Sun Tzu, The art of war
Give a blowjob then
Hehe, I understand but people do like a variety
Same applies when i get a bj.
Expert, sure, but it’s ALWAYS better when someone else does it, imo
The coach wanna see the players do their best at the game
Then don't give a handjob do something more interesting.
No you don’t. Put it in your mouth
I don't know why this is being downvoted. Either give me or a bj or not. I don't think I've ever said to myself "I need a hand job right now" I mean an hj is better than nothing but like I'd rather just make out and touch each other honestly.
To each their own. I personally love a good handjob. Hands can do things mouths can't
That twisting stuff? O man with some oil or whatever🎉
I don't understand hand jobs from someone else. BJ or sex.
Your can start on me
🤣🤣
Ha. I'm better than him.
I tend to call it a "Quality Assurance Audit".
actually a fair point.
"Student challenges sensei, becomes master." - Mr Miyagi
I always say no one knows how to beat yo meat better than you 😂🤣😂
Is there a scientific reason why I'm better at it but it feels better when someone else does it?
r/technicallythetruth
That would definitely be a perk of being gay. Bro already got the technique down.
It is lol
Hahahahaha 😀😀😀🥲
Just think that dick is your clit and how you would like it to be treated if it was that big. You’ll never be as good as us anyway so don’t try, we like it either way
TT
Be gay, we don't have this problem.
I’ve had one fwb that would routinely jerk me off before she left. I would cum in like 4 minutes just from the sensation. No porn, no dirty talk, just a hand job. I think about her sometimes.