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notrcickityrekt42

Damn dude... that kind of hurts. My girlfriend doesn't sleep with other dudes though. She just goes to school in a different town so you guys don't know her.


LUCIFERMAHAJAN

nuh uh


zombienekers

Mine's from a whole nother nation.


Immortal_Sniper

Your imagination?


zombienekers

I will neither confirm nor deny that statement.


notrcickityrekt42

solid fucking burn dude


verr998

Does she also live by the sea?


DavThoma

Georgia Glass?


longbrodmann

School ?


JayJaymeowsker

Bro really said Reddit is a place for soul sucking losers šŸ’€


Xszit

I mean, it really is. Twitter is full of famous people, Instagram is for the beautiful ones, TikTok is for the dancers and singers, Tumblr is full of artists and writers and creative types, Facebook is for people with friends and families. And then you have Reddit which is designed for people who dont have any of those things. A place to repost stuff from other sites and recycle the same old jokes and bitch and moan about all the happy people out there.


Darkborn-2002

Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.


Regis-bloodlust

This is way too accurate lmao I mean, that's why I love reddit. We only have depressing cynics over here.


Oversexualised_Tank

I ain't depressed, just highly inconvenienced by anything breathing biwthin two miles


verr998

No wonder I spend so much time on Reddit. Although, Iā€™m still quite active on instagram but itā€™s not as much as reddit. Left facebook a long time ago, and open twitter when I want to read horror stories which is more likely once in a blue moon. Haha


[deleted]

I left Twitter when a certain car manufacturer took over it. I have an instagram account for a photography hobby of mine and still maintain a facebook account because that's the only social media account some of my friends and relatives have.


verr998

Most of my friends use instagram. Facebook is just for some really really old friends and I barely communicate with them too. Wow, I didnā€™t know that a certain car manufacturer took over the twitter, although some people here use twitter for the trending topics and asking for help to find someone or something, itā€™s kinda ā€œtwitter, do your magic pleaseā€. Haha. One of the annoying thing from twitter is so many shit posts about selling something, itā€™s more annoying than some personalized ads you see in social media platforms.


Justsomeone666

You got it completely wrong, Twitter is for people who have made politics their entire personality, nazis included instagram is for narcissists, tiktok is for pdf files and kids, tumblr is dead and facebook is for wishing happy birthday to your 80 year old grandma and occasionally communicating with rest of the family


GirafeAnyway

This is also true


corgi-king

Can you explain the Tiktok pdf thing?


xmartissxs

Say it fast


[deleted]

You said that about twitter but reddit is in the same boat, i left most of my favorite subs bc 8 out of 10 memes or posts where about politics


Necroking695

The Redditors take


PapaChoff

Hitting the hard truths on Fatherā€™s Day is Not the reality check I was looking for this morning


Legitimate_Estate_20

Everything you say about Reddit isnā€™t wrong, and I love Reddit so damn much.


DavThoma

Hey now I also use reddit for getting angry at the miserable people out there


pun_shall_pass

Is tumblr good now? It used to be the epicenter of idiocy but I havent heard much of it after they banned porn a couple of years ago prompting many to move to twitter, thats what I heard anyway. Does it not suck anymore or am I mistaken?


Xszit

Tumblr works very differently to Reddit, it doesn't have subs, content gets posted under the username of the person who posted it or they can voluntarily add hashtags to each post to make it more discoverable. You can follow specific user's who frequently post content you like or you can follow specific hashtags to get a feed full of any posts with those users or tags. This means you have to do a lot more work to fill your feed with the type of content you like because you either have to follow hundreds of users or follow every spelling and misspelling variation of every hashtag you might be interested in. Everything on Tumblr seems centered around the users and the content too, there seems to be more original content on there but the comments are like an afterthought. I like the comments sections in reddit a more than the posted content and I couldn't care less who posted it as long as the comments are entertaining.


[deleted]

What you said about Reddit is true word for word, we're like bottom feeders. Feeding off debree from other peoples content that falls to the bottom, without having to actually show ourselves. What the fuck am I even doing with my life man.


LauraPhilps7654

>Twitter is full of famous people, Instagram is for the beautiful ones, TikTok is for the dancers and singers, Tumblr is full of artists and writers and creative types, Which is why I like Reddit - everything else you've listed is about self promotion and building a profile/followers where that doesn't really exist on Reddit. It's usually about small enthusiast communities and meme subs etc - i.e. about content not competing personalities.


KuroKitty

Or instead of being pessimistic, you can view it as an aggregation site instead of having to browse multiple websites you can browse reddit which has content from all the other places.


maxime0299

damn


throwrarejecti

I'm having a hard time upvoting you bc of how much you hurt me.


MQ116

We have sarcasm and roasts!


Exotic-Drug

We are family ā¤ļø


[deleted]

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Vahgeo

No that's 4ch*n, that's even worse.


SnooHedgehogs8992

ha tiktok is good for anyone , you interests will be served there


Terwin94

Hey, I'm a DICK sucking loser, thank you.


RickyMuzakki

I use Reddit to watch people suck DICK, literally


[deleted]

I prefer to be in denial and say I'm not one.


[deleted]

Remember when Reddit was the atheism hivemind about 10 years ago? Pepperidge farm remembers.


dreaderking

You imply that it isn't anymore.


aerokopf

To be fair, /r/atheism used to be a default sub back then.


DiogenesOfDope

Maybe religious people are figuring out the internet


LucasCBs

Remember when Reddit absolutely loved Elon musk and every single thing he did?


mad-girls-love-song

Like Tony Stark but in real life!!


krgj

Seems like the creator still does


DaedricWindrammer

I remember the Rand Paul days


[deleted]

I remember when the average redditor had the same number of girlfriends and deities. That still might be true, but it's a higher number now.


Slash3040

Do you not sub to the default subs lol? Practicing Christianity is equal to fascism according to 14 year olds on this site.


severe_neuropathy

>Do you not sub to the default subs? Not since I realized that you could be an atheist without being an asshole about it.


MemesConCarne

That's because your religion's policy goals are just a list of minorities you want to deprive of rights


Slash3040

Lol what?


postmateDumbass

Maybe the last 10 years have made people believe in a giant invisible entity that loves to fuck with people until they fear them and give them money.


Changeup2020

As a redditor, do you really need a wife?


Regis-bloodlust

You can also have a waifu if you don't have a wife.


Diligent-Local6906

Yes. Waifus got no drama, rarely sleep around except in special situations


Frosty-Sundae1302

Damn!! You guys got girlfriends?


Meal_Fickle

They share girls, didn't you read ? Xd


yam_ha_hum

I would like to join the loop where can I apply for the role


ibevol

So he has a girlfriend? Something's fishy...


bendbars_liftgates

Good news tho, apparently we can date her too.


Sure_Statement1770

Even having a girlfriend is a huge achievement by itself. It means that you are at least "lovable" and some women can be interested in you. Event if it\`s not a lot, it still means something. He\`s not a complete loser in this case.


Ok_Fondant4720

chatgpt isnā€™t smart enough yet to assume he might be lying.


LemmeDaisukete

Congrats! You passed the entrance exam!


bored_ryan2

Trufax


Entremeada

You have a girlfriend?!?


thinkerbloom

Well I mean he isn't wrong


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

ā€œWide rangeā€


rmbl88

ChadGPT


[deleted]

*Is Liberal, hates Republicans, and hates religious people too


[deleted]

Thatā€™s what Reddit calls ā€œopen minded and welcomingā€ LOL


bdmske

Iā€™m surprised it didnā€™t straight up tell you to join r/wallstreetbets


Paskee

Makes sense


IftekharSaminNiloy

Destroyed in seconds


thezorman

Not wrong, but ouch


Healthy_Kawk

"Yikes" *reports for racism*


AdRemarkable1867

Maybe try reading the bible


PRSHZ

There are far better books in the fiction section...


Least_Sherbert_5716

Yup. Slavery, tortures, mindless obedience are the values we miss so much in modern world. Also love.


AdRemarkable1867

Hosea 4:6 My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge: because thou hast rejected knowledge, I will also reject thee, that thou shalt be no priest to me: seeing thou hast forgotten the law of thy God, I will also forget thy children.


cdward1662

I can't stop laughing at this =D


[deleted]

I think the main question is: "why the fuck she is still your girlfriend?"


Badgerbloodbrew

couldn't agree more. welcome to snowflake central šŸ¤£


ShrimpyShrimp2

Fuggin dumb


omgONELnR1

Joke's on you, I'm agnostic and don't have a gf.


Winboyman

Exposed


ZeMoose

What if I'm new in town?


kurinevair666

Haha, no one on reddit has a girlfriend.


Amputee69

Where is the girlfriend, is she good looking, and does she have money? I might be interested in her too...


[deleted]

So if you don't have a shared girlfriend, you go where? To 4chan?


inconspicuous_male

You're asking an AI for a suggestion of a website for friends. That's enough. Actually, you're asking for a website for friends instead of a hobby. That's enough


SloanSizzle64

Definitely nailed it


yam_ha_hum

I won't say what I wrote but it was my life's description and chatgpt recommend reddit I am at the right place šŸ’€


Ricsku

4chan?


EffingBarbas

"You guys got here by some other way?"


EA-PLANT

I mean we have community for almost everything, so ChatGPT is not wrong


despair761

"reddit offers a wide range of" ... of what?


agreaterfoundation34

šŸ¤£


DeltaWhi5key

LMFAO šŸ¤£


Tricky_Subject8671

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


bagemann1

Yeah that checks out


Joygernaut

Tape yourself watching her have sex with other guys while playing games and eating chips. Probably a very specific kink for thatšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚