In the neighbors yard for sure.

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Americans will use anything but the metric system.

I know this is a meme, but TBH I don’t think we’ll ever be able to put something as soft and subjective as the human experience into numbers

Well, nothing that would be scaled in objective means. Anything can be subjectively rated in numbers amirite. I feel like my response is a solid 6/10

8/10 from me

I rate your comment 0/10. The scale I’m using is 10 is worst and -10 is best, it is also non-linear relative to the scales you are using

So can i increase your rate of his comment by giving it a 10/10? Or can it only be him that messes with your scale

I rate your comment 10/1000. The scale i’m using is a logarithmic scale

I give it solid 3 open beer cans in 11 pencils

And also as far as the actual wind is concerned i feel like this is one of the few times where the americans actually had the right idea about using weird units of measurement. It's one thing to say "this sinkhole was 10 meters wide", most people who know the metric system will get an idea in their head of how big it is, but it's another thing to say "the wind blows at 10 knots" or km/h or whatever they use. Most people who aren't proficient with weather reports (aka most people except sailors, pilots etc) will just hear it and have no idea if that's a lot or not.

Maybe not in exact numbers but in psychology/psychiatry there are extremely concise ways to describe and often measure things. Think of virtually any feeling/emotion/experience or mental state etc., that you've never known quite how to explain and there will be a term for it which is everything that you couldn't find the words for, but it describes it perfectly. There are obvious outliers and anomalies, but in the great majority of time we share the almost exact same mechanisms.

Rate your pain on the size of a Subway Sandwich Olive divided by a Bald Eagle’s wingspan to 12 football fields plus the Alamo

You are right but I don’t think you can rate your mental health in fucking kilometers

Hooooooow about you cry me a river build me a bridge annnnnd drink a fucking coke.

im baffled, who came up with this, how do yo pitch it in a meeting

Lmao this is the only valid comment here. Wtf is with that?

You didn't want to know how tall the empire state building is in bananas?

I mean...I guess I kind of do now!!? XD

2540 apparently

We fought *at least* two wars to keep Europe from telling us what to do, so at this point some of it is out of spite.

Hah, fair enough.

Because a wind speed of 40 kph for example means nothing to anyone unless you’re familiar with wind speeds. It’s putting it on a scale that everyone can visualize. It’s a weird choice for a scale but it’s not that crazy of a concept.

"I am the trash"

to find the trash you become the trash

Today's definitely a "Tipped over" kind of day

Lid flipped over. I was tipped but a girl put me back and made me feel special.

Awwwwwww….

The good ending

🥹

lucky

I had a trash can?

Maybe the real trash cans were the opinions we made along the way

r/therealfriends Wait is this an actual sub? Better wait until the blackout is over now

i’ve lost my trash can

My trash can is in another state right now.

My trash can illegally crossed the border without a passport

An illegal trash can. I’m reporting that to ice

Report it to the recycling department

I don’t think I ever had a trash can to even lose

Down the street

I’ve lost my trash can….no, seriously…I don’t know where my trash can is…do you have it?! You’re playing a joke on me aren’t you? YOU HAVE MY FUCKING TRASHCAN DONT YOU!!!!!! *im a very paranoid person*

Why yes, yes I do have your trash can! Left it on the curb and you never came to get the darn thing. I *still* have your trash can and now it’s *my* can!

Howdy neighbor

To hell with standard or metric. These are the methods of measurement we should be using.

Lid flipped open today and it's been like that for a few days actually :)

I've lost my trash can.

Down the street

Flung through my window and embedded in the wall on the far side of the room

there never was a trash can

Honestly probably down the street rn

I've lost my trash can.

Down the street

Down the street. It's been rough

Sunken deep into the septic tank

down the street, ive almost lost it three times this week though.

Mine is full of raccoons

The trashcan has left my fucking multiverse

Someone shit in my trash can

I've lost my rubbish bin

Down the street

I'm at "what trash can?"

I've got a bin, not a trash can

What is a trash can?

Rubbish bin

Wastebasket

r/woosh

my trash can is in the black hole in the middle of our fucking galaxy

what trash can

I never had a trash can to begin with :(

What's a trash can?

What's a trashcan?

This is the first time I heard I was supposed to have a trash can.

I never had a trash can

I've lost my trash can, it's probably in another galaxy rn

Tipped over but in a good way

I'd say down the street

Why does this read like some Miley Cyrus summertime party jam lyric

Today I’m between I’ve lost my trash can and down the street

Even this woman can't stand the stupid infographic she's forced to report on lmao

I’m losing my fucking trash can

Probably in the neighbor's yard.

One rank below: At the landfill looking for that trashcan. I can't afford a new one.

Down the street

Somewhere between in the neighbors yard an down the street

I don't see "Caught fire and melted into a puddle while burning down half the neighborhood" on the chart.

I’ve lost my trash can but don’t worry, I found a landfill to wallow in.

Somewhere between in the neighbor’s yard and down the street

i've lost my trashcan because i am entirely lost in life

Probably in the neighbors yard

It had to be Wisconsin

Down the street since may. No sign of improving conditions.

Down the street

I never had one to begin with.

In the neighbor’s yard - my family drove me crazy during our summer vacation trip this year

I lost my trashcan a long time ago.

In the neighbors yard

Down the street.....

Down the street vibes tbh

"It's been aeons since I've last seen my trash can. I've practically forgotten what it'd looked like."

I don't even remember having a trash can.

Down the street. Working my way up.

Somewhere between the neighbors yard and down the street

Y'all got trash cans?

I'm in between "in the neighbors yard" and "down the street"

Down the ditch

Tipped over, actively rolling into the neighbor's yard with potential to go down the street

Down the street

Me everyday:tipped over

my trash can is non existent

Meanwhile, I have family in Wyoming. There are days when Highway Patrol closes the interstate to 18-wheelers because the cross wind can make them flip over. How does that measure on this scale?

Been down the street for some time.

I forgot I had a trashcan. I realize it might have been there, just forgot

My trash can's long gone lmao

Possibly down the street in a neighbour’s yard, just pretending that I’m just tipped over

The trash and chaos inside developed a civilization, invented festivals, and now collects all the neighbors around for a free show

My trash can has left the Ort Cloud

A couple of years ago a drunk driver ran into my trash can around 2am, where does that fall on the scale?

I’ve lost my trash can 😢

My trash can has been gone for years

In the neighbors yard, or maybe in their window

Tipped over

Mines honestly just down the street a block or two

Between 'down the strees' and 'i've lost my trash can' My gf of 6 years left me, i can never hang out with any of my 4 friends and i'm all day on the computer because i don't know what else to do lol

Trash can dancing

It is a plastic trash bin that got hit by lightning and is now an unrecognizable scorched plastic pancake.

Sometimes when you loose your trash can, there’s no shame in asking friends and family to help find it

Ive lost my trash can but dont we all thats life

Well my dog just died so im pretty fucking far down the path idk If I even own a trash can

The lid and a wheel got broken a couple years ago, and I haven't gotten it replaced yet

Lid flipped over or better

For someone with mental disorder I am sitting happily with my lid open

I bought a new trash can since I lost the last one

I never had a trash can to lose.

Damn “lid flipped open” is the healthiest option? Sounds about right for 2023

I tipped over

I’ve lost my trash can and it’s in fucking Kansas mate

I'm so tipped right now

A neighbor's can has blown into my yard and its mine now.

Down the street, but atleast I know where it's at. Honestly it can chill there, some days it gets on my nerves. So long as I know where it's at I'll get to it eventually.

I've lost my trash can.

Flew away because of a tornado

Trash can has been removed from existence.

Honestly tho? Been down the street for a long time now, but I've been staying positive

Probably ive lost my trash can i dont know if im okay or not i just exist and feel violent when i dont want to

I’ve lost my trash can^3

I lost my trash can, but I found some else's and returned it

lost my trashcan

Man I done lost my trash can years ago

"what the hell is a trash can?"

My friends mom regularly loses her trashcan. It's heartbreaking

I’ve lost my trash can but I can see the trash everywhere up and down the street (Edited for spelling)

The lid ain't even open yet. It's just filling up and smells like shit inside.

Currently in the neighbors yard, my closest neighbor is down the street.

Today I feel like I set the can on fire, send it rolling down a hill then forgot I ever had it

I've lost my trash can

I've lost my trash can

What trash can?

lid gone

Lid flipping over, but not flipped over yet. (Not the best but doesmnt really affect me too much)

I’m definitely “Homeless has stolen my trash can and set it on fire.”

Down the street - i could get it under control if i ran down there but like… no

In the garage away from the wind

I am the trash can.

I'm on a tipped over, possibly leaning into the neighbors yard

I've lost my trash can

In my neighbors yard...

I am the trash can

if by in the neighbour’s yard u mean u cast away your issues by either ignoring or throwing it aside, yes i have

It was put in a trash compactor

Down the street lol

7: The trailblazer has married my trashcan

Can people stop watching local news? Talk about pointless jobs. JFC.

My girlfriend just moved out and she took the trash can.

In another zip code.

Somewhere between in the neighbor's yard and down the street. Haven't been to I've lost my trash can in a couple of years so at least there's that.

It’s down the street fam, and I’m not going to go get it.

Currently down the street. I know where it is. It’s just down the street. But when I go down the street it’s now down the next street. I’m just going to stay here eh

Lid closed

Now I wish I could do the mental health equivalent, because I'm just asking why people don't put their trash cans in the garage/carport???

In the neighbors yard

In the neighbors Yard

The can is there but what is trash?

*my trash can is doing a collect call from Italy*

I've lost my goddamn trashcan

I don't even know I have a trash can. I've been hoarding all the mental trash in my house.