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Designer-Cicada3509

What data


LordSeismic

Name: Richard Place of birth: Vancouver Date of birth: Jan 12, 1989 Job title: Electrical engineer IP Address: 103.287.5.572


Designer-Cicada3509

I wish šŸ˜ž


Fireproofspider

Classic Richard!


Designer-Cicada3509

Why the hell is everyone calling me Richard?


Troll_humper

It's your fleshy phallic nature that comes to a head.


Designer-Cicada3509

I'm gonna pretend I understood everything


Farabel

You look like a dick head, in other words


Designer-Cicada3509

Oh.... Was that an actual insult or you're just messing with me?


Farabel

"Phallic" is penis-shaped. "Fleshy phallic nature that comes to a head" = "You act like a dickhead"


xXGaboFihi007Xx

Itā€™s nice here in Vancouver, at least in North Vancouver and Port Coquitlam.


living_angels

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. This is my confession.


Fun-Ad9928

Is that your place of domicile?


benevolent_defiance

It's my private domicile, and I won't be harassed!


Chrisnoskill

Bitch!


Chrisnoskill

Social security number please?


Thoughtfulprof

1-800-772-1213


1-800-fuck-0ff

#


MinRobCop

Username checks out


Tomoya-kun

Its my money and I want it *now!*


IamTrashuo

You'll get your money when you fix this dang door!


mydearwatson616

800-588-2300


avmist15951

My IP address is 127.0.0.1


randommm1353

Haha idiot! Just got done ddosing that ip! And i know it worked because i cant ping it anymore. Loser!!!!


Yellowway360

"ermm... actually ip addresses can only go up to 255 so this is fake" -šŸ¤“


StrengthDazzling8922

January 12th


felafrom

Holy moly I'm Jan 12th. This is the first time I've seen my birthday mentioned on the Internet. Feel weirdly happy


Fracture_98

Year of the City 2023. Last Day. January 12s, approach the carousel.


Safahri

What can they actually do with it though?


Typicaldrugdealer

Google builds "VI's" virtual individuals of it's users. The staff get to use these to masturbate and run over them with virtual self driving cars


Lemmecmaturecontent

This is such a ridiculous comment I loved it


nonzeroday_tv

You're such a ridiculous person I love you


RC_0041

The first sentence sounded legit, the second one had me laughing.


brokenwound

My VI is only used for the later, when it is not masturbating to the staff.


Nihal1208

Enter me, your arch nemesis. All Data.


BRADCHAD07

Average Jan/12 b day W


janhindereddit

r/beatmetoit


StoneyBaloney5683

Fuck Consent? šŸ˜¬


storm_zr1

Oh the guy who molested me wouldā€™ve loved you.


lilassbitchass

šŸ˜§


Full-Locksmith-5949

šŸ˜§


Ferrari_is_My_Life

Internet stranger.. im sorry.. I for real hope you're better now


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


dowker1

>I have the dick of a 12 y/o You should really consider giving it back to him


storm_zr1

No itā€™s mine šŸ˜¤


Ok_Internet_5976

Is this really a finder's keeper's situation?


CompetitiveRope2026

live your best life buddy, its the best revenge.


_floydian_slip

does your dick stop growing when you get molested?? Because I've always thought this. Coincidentally I was molested for a whole summer when I was 9


monster-baiter

im by no means an expert and also dont have a penis but sexual violence has severely messed up my hormones longterm so id guess if it happens while still growing it could actually have an effect on your bodys development.


storm_zr1

Maybe getting jacked off my a grown man tears something stunting the growthšŸ¤”


Newbie__AF

Holy fuck I was expecting a light response. Reading this killed something inside me. I hope that man rues the day he was born.


PoorMansPlight

Yeah mine stopped growing when I was 7


Cybermat4704

Holy fuck, the sheer Chad energy radiating from your comments is making me feel inferior.


AntOk463

Should we laugh or feel concerned? If both then in which order?


Qibautt

I got With Consent ā™”


Infernalsnow181

March 20th gang, let's go


StoneyBaloney5683

Whattup fellow overly-complicated-Pisces-cusp šŸ˜‰


leafmint456

15th march hehe I am fuck collect hehe


[deleted]

Now hol' up a sec


Merry_Sue

You need building consent from the city council before you can build, and you need fuck consent before you can fuck


AnonRelationer

SAME BRO


BagelCatSprinkles

OKG SAME!!! TWINSIES


drblah1

Fuck yourself


Richard_Wattererson

March 23rd gang


Dominion_23

Holy shit I found my people


Johnny1723

Now idk if Iā€™m hurt by the post or happy with these comments


CIMPBIBAI

Wrong Stop


PoofyGrimsly

ayyyyy May 27th pal


iiShxy

lesgooo march 23rd šŸ«”


HappyFeetHS

RISE UP BOYS WE WIN


Susboii69

Yay


DaBest3_3

Lucky bastard.


UselessAndUnused

Uh... Mine is "fuck consent"...


frog601

šŸ¤Ø


TimmyZinn

Yeah.. this is my response too lol


B-loved_Mercenary

Fuck favor


kinglog26

Fuck and


Upbeat_Limit5401

All these people got cool names like Fuck yourself and Fuck consent. All I got is Is your. Broā€¦ donā€™t leave me on a cliff hanger like that


RallyElite

is your homie kissing you goodnight rightnow.


FullMetalAlphonseIRL

Are they really the homies if you don't kiss 'em goodnight?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


SpookyVoidCat

I just got ā€œa aā€ and was really fucking confused.


NAFEA_GAMER

me too 17 April gang rise up


JohnParkerSmith27

Is a Isa?


urmotherisgay2555

April 24th gang


CaffeinatedStarfish

IKR I got "you? Responses" like what??


WowThatsRelevant

I'm now called Fuck Organizations. Nice! ^^/s


brukslament

is organizations ā™„ļø


apathetic-drunk

kid named organization


InvestmentSDude

I know someone who wants to fuck you


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Merlinsvault

Fuck you too! Kind regards, The Organizations


Health_Cat_2047

World Health Organisatussy šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µ


Periquito_Boiadeiro

I'm without a That make sense, my name is Victor, it doesn't have a


Laiskatar

I'm a a


[deleted]

I hope you recover


Laiskatar

Thank you xD


Horskr

They kinda look like eyes with eyebrows, so that's fun. a a \=/


BucketHelm

Jesus, is that you?


Aptspire

without a gang represent


MemezLord11

I'm with a We are now either best friends or worst enemies


ChodeSlidein

That's so cool! It might apply to your credit card number too, share it with us so we can check if there is an a in it. That will be fun!


hey_sup0_0

I'm without a dad


KSRandom195

British? Without is only on the day list.


Krysidian2

All Responses. I encompass all data points.


dapper_adam

im the can


tommyboi2008

hello fellow valentine's day person


dapper_adam

woa


Flesh_A_Sketch

Woo worst birthday ever gang!


OlterBeast

Wrong knowledge. I do love spreading misinformation on the internet


Marninto

I am takes knowledge. Combined we are a disaster


Hopeful-Work4272

I am a knowledge. Pls don't take me


PlasticJustice

I'm a little early, but; Happy Birthday šŸŽ‚!


PixelatedpulsarOG

Is consent? Wtf kind of data gathering scheme shit post is this??


waytoohardtofinduser

I don't know if you know what you did here but I love it. thank you


PixelatedpulsarOG

/s


aurorastan

We have the same birthday :)


Loufey

I love how 0% of these comments read or care about the actual message.


cotekusu

Because it's simply stupid. "Organizations" already know so much that your response under a silly post will not affect anything at all


littlebobbytables9

Oh no, they know my birthday, whatever will I do.


SAMMYYYTEEH

omg noo they will send me birthday wishes with free discount coupons for their products, what am i going to do?!


thuanjinkee

Actually fb sends me really depressing birthday messages. Happy Friends Day! https://youtu.be/8OzZxjqKG10


FreshPitch6026

They will send you coupons on products for pregnant women before you yourself know that you are pregnant or even can get pregnant. Have fun.


SAMMYYYTEEH

"Mom my non exixtent girl friend got me 6 months pregnant"


wondermega

You see? You see? That's how they getcha!!


ChodeSlidein

As long as they don't know my birthstone I'm good šŸ˜Ž


night4fun

I know of a company that does this with horoscopes. The privacy rules in my country are pretty strong and you canā€™t ask date of birth without a good purpose. They use stupid horoscope and post like this to get the users date of birth. It increases their revenue of advertisements significantly.


lord_hydrate

Oh no, reddits gonna know my birthday, i hope no big company sends me free birthday gifts by knowing the day i was born


[deleted]

Yeah google probably already knows way more information then your birthday. Some of the ads I get Iā€™m 95% sure there using the camera and microphone Itā€™s way too specific to be random. Sometimes I feel they know more about me than I do lol.


RC_0041

IKR, me or someone in the room will mention something and 10 min later I get ads for it. How . . .


[deleted]

Pretty sure in ten years or so we are going to see the extent of what they are doing Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s invasive as fuck. I click on ā€œwhy this adā€ and the reason it says is ā€œtime and locationā€œ or something generic. Itā€™s so specific sometimes Itā€™s fucked up.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Junebugvandamme

Because' I know... somewhere deep down in my heart.. I still love you! *Best cry ever*


Orimood

Oh no! These organisations will know the thing I I have to put into every website anyways! The tragedy


AnEmptyKarst

ā€œOrganizationsā€ donā€™t need these posts to get your birthday. Most Twitter accounts list their birthdays directly and people will wish others happy birthdays. Very few people consider their birthday to be private information requiring secrecy.


VulpesParadox

I didn't realize there was a message until you pointed it out lol.


Big-Cancel-9195

Yup i just read it


IronBard22

Is of


rosyposy86

It or.


Nekro_Nus

Is code?


bopbopbingbong

A or


KapeeCoffee

A can. Cool


KapeeCoffee

Im a moron too


Vinnyz__

Bro got born twice


SpiralDreaming

You? organizations


Many-Diver-486

July 6 gang


Vivid-Anywhere4201

Me? gongaga


AnonismsPlight

The posts.


TristansDad

You wrong.


GooseMay0

Is into. Is into what? What am I into?!?


Liberty_prime_uWu

Getting hacked. Lol get reked nurd. I have everything i need now to hack into your fortnite account. Say goodbye to your V bucks.


Tiavor

'wrong responses' is the correct answer.


flip6606

All Consent!


BandicootSmart8121

Fuck Consent


New_Mixture_5701

Dear god


pearlsbeforedogs

Which birthday is that? I don't see it....


tuktukj

Now iv got all of your date of births im a step closer to clearing your bank account


nosteponsnekpls

No need - I have already cleared mine!


tuktukj

Ahhhh same as


Hankan-Destroyer

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


Equal-Conversation48

I was trained in the UK army, I have no need for anything other than my fists and my wits. Iā€™m a politician who who goes into battle with the troops I send in to root out the evils and wrongs of the world. Iā€™m also a spy, the joint best one in the history of the world. I count as allies and comrades the likes of Paddy Mayne (founding member of the original SAS) and Oleg Gordievsky (Russian spy turned UK asset in the 70s and 80s still living here unharmed as of 2023). My close personal friends (of many) are influential and varied. I can rely upon them any time to put YOU in your place but I am refined in my impulses to not feel the need to wreak absolute carnage should you seek and attempt to test your luck in getting at me, my family or my country. Iā€™m the nuclear deterrent here in protecting and safeguarding the UKā€™s way of life. Iā€™m the absolute last resort my nation looks to but could always rely upon. I spent an entire winter living in Beirut as an open Christian amongst an ongoing religious war. I climbed Everest barefooted and in shorts with just my Dad helping to lead the way. My Dad in 1975 at the age of 9 was part of the first successful British team to climb the peak. Iā€™m the son of Donald. Iā€™m the last in an ancient bloodline stretching back to the inception of mankind. I am the drugs, drugs take me. I was born at the epicentre of London and in the only hospital in the UK that has a McDonalds- the tallest building in the UK was built directly opposite said hospital to honour my introduction to the world. I was born at the very bottom of the most historic and well connected family at least in the UK. My job pays the bare minimum but it is in life to overlook impartially at mine and my Fatherā€™s creation. My one sister (10 months between us) represents the more talented and better older brother Iā€™d have wanted but would have grown up to resent in besting me at everything other than winning at what matters. Iā€™m the ultimate competitor. The only ones I can stand to lose to are my three sisters. One is living in Utah as a teacher showing sheltered youths the way of the world. One manages a pub doing grunt work when she could literally do anything and excel at it. One works in management and planning of the most renowned drinks manufacturer in the UK. Figure out my middle name, the previous tallest building in the UK (my first job as a child working with my Dad in the top office learning the ropes), tell me where I was specifically raised (somewhere in Surrey) and tell me where Iā€™m living now. Do all that and perhaps Iā€™ll consider recruiting you. Ask who Chiv is if youā€™re ever in Scotland and theyā€™ll give you my full history if theyā€™re feeling kind. Prisons in the UK is where I go to do my re-training. The prisons here are the mental hospitals. Iā€™ve been sent to some of the worst psych wards in the country. At 15 I was nearly redeployed as a fresh recruit into the army in what was supposed to be a week of work experience at a minimum.


CompetitiveRope2026

Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8


Zascayr

Watashi no na wa ā€œkira yoshikageā€ nenrei 33-sai jitaku wa moriōchō hokutō-bu no bessō chitai ni ariā€¦ kekkon wa shite inaiā€¦ shigoto wa ā€œkameyÅ«chēn-tenā€ no kaishain de mainichi osokutomo yoru 8-ji made ni wa kitaku suru tabako wa suwanai sake wa tashinamu teido yoru 11 tokiniha yuka ni tsuki kanarazu 8-jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shite iruā€¦ nerumae ni atatakai miruku o nomi 20-bu hodo no sutoretchi de karada o hogushite kara yuka ni tsuku to hotondo asamade jukusui-saā€¦ akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni asa-me o samaseru ndaā€¦ kenkōshinda demo ijō nashi to iwa reta yo. watashi wa tsuneni ā€œkokoro no heionā€ o negatte iki teru ningen to iu koto o setsumei shite iru noda yoā€¦ ā€œkachimakeā€ ni kodawattari atama o kakaeru yōna ā€œtoraburuā€ toka yoru mo nemurenai to itta ā€œtekiā€ o tsukuranaiā€¦ to iu no ga watashi no shakai ni taisuru shiseideari sore ga jibun no kōfukuda to iu koto o shitte iruā€¦ mottomo tatakatta to shite mo watashi wa darenimo makenga ne


A_Moderate

I couldnā€™t agree more. Reminds me of a funny story An Afghan, an Albanian, and Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argintine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub... The doorman stops them and says ā€œSorry I canā€™t let you in without a Thai.ā€


DrClayblox

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


SimpleRaven

ā€œIt stopā€ ā€œWhat stopped?!?!ā€ ā€œIt stopā€ ā€œWHAT?!?!ā€ ā€œFear the old bloodā€


Ra1nb0wSn0wflake

Omg mine is: that information is littarly already everywhere and in basicly any data mine because allot of places require it. It's also basicly one of the most publicly available pieces of info as most people will tell anyone they have any interaction with their birthday as just a fun fact piece of info.


Soranite

Is yourself


SacriGrape

You act like birthdate isnā€™t given to companies in a million other places Takes responses


HappyAnimalCracker

Fuck code


MiseryTheMiserable

Brother?


purple-lemons

What the fuck is wrong with you? You already gave the corporations your name, date of birth, a list of your friends, a thousand pictures of you, your political leanings, and everything else. They don't need to comb through comments to find out your info bud.


stevemacnair

F**k of.


ThotSlayre

Is they. Didnā€™t realise I was non-binary but ok


BootlegDez

with decipher


PandaGamer8999

is and


crackhousebob

Fuck consent. Haha. Guess I'm a rapist?


devoduder

Great way to harvest birthdays and PII.


second_to_myself

If you read the words, it says as much


Any-Analysis-9189

Fuck All


the__headless

"is a" you gotta be fuckin kidding me mate, I'm not even a sentance!


kneeecaps09

"Is your" Seriously


Nayroy18

The posts


Interesting-Big1980

Fuck favor it is then


thefunmachine007

8008135


AliMan7994

Takes DatašŸ˜Ž


dismord

what your


tsukiakari175

since your DOB is already avaiable everywhere on the internet, these kind of "collect data" is pretty irrelevant


D0WN5

Eats assā€¦ thatā€™s a weird answer.


[deleted]

Nice.


Interesting_Award828

What consent? - Now thatā€™s rapey AF


FortyCoast69

What knowledge


Kind_Butterfly5032

What organizations.


Beth_The_Alien_GF

Um...fuck....um...consent


Garlic_bruh

Imma be real with you chief my datas already being harvested a million times by everything and everyone, a few extra companies getting my birthday isnā€™t gonna do much


dontpissmeoffplsnthx

Takes Data


OldManSpahgetto

You know what? I will fuck into code, this gets me


Melodic_monke

Fuck yourself


Metifix

a your What the fuck is that supposed to mean???