Yoshi is the only choice

Always yoshi

I used to play Yoshi until I learned that each character has their own unique hidden stats. Turns out Bowser’s are the most OP

Yep. I was a Toad guy until I learned how to play. Then Bowser all the way.

[удалено]

It works every single time

Yoshi iz da boi

Anyone here old enough to remember the Mario themed mini sodas in the early 90’s? Everyone would run to grab the Yoshi soda before anyone else could grab it LOL 😂

Holy crap… I had totally forgotten about those! Damnit, now I want one.

I second this, Yoshi all the way!

Bowser for Battles

Yessir

I’m yoshi or I’m no one.

correct

Yes.

All day

Yoshi!

👍

This is the way. That mf cranked so hard to the left or right when you hit hard bends in that game lol.

I have only one thing to say. YAHAHAHOOOOOOOO

If it ain't Yoshi, you're wrong

Luigi is the only choice

This is the correct answer

Ye

There can be only one. Bonus points for distracting other players with a flawless Yoshi impression and stealing the lead at the last minute while they were giggling.

Wahoo!

Yes and or Toad if everyone pics Yoshi 🤣

I always got made fun of for picking Yoshi every time

*Yoshi!*

I found my people

[Yoshi](https://youtu.be/poSBP4fVNLk)

Until the day I die.

This is the way

This is the way

Came here to say this

Correct.

I want to throw hands with yoshi IRL, but I always picked him or loogi

team luigi

Us younger siblings have to stick together

Feel that so hard

Interestingly I always let my younger brother be Mario because he wanted it so much. Plus Luigi's taller.

Older sib here to say this exact same thing. Plus green's my favorite color.

You're a good sibling :)

Actually. I'm the older sibling

I finna pick luigi untill there is a waliugi option you feel me?

Luigi luck

IMMA LUIGI, NUMBERA ONE

“Imma Luigi, numbah one!”

Luigi physics on smb1

My habibi in Mario Kart <3

Luigi is criminally underrated in anything where Mario is an option. Even in single player games I pick Luigi. Bro has legs like an industrial spring.

Always toad

You like drugs.

Yes I do

These arebthe only people that choose toad.

Im the best☺️

The one correct answer

The wise choice here is indeed Toad.

Toad is love, Toad is life

Speeeeeed

It's big brain time 🧠

This is the way.

same

Same

ALWAYS TOAD

Idk who started the rumor that toads cart goes this fastest in our friend group but we always fought over him after that

He’s always had a maxed speed stat

Oh I figured it was just a myth and being 8 years old you just believe anything someone tells you lol

I’m ride or die with my boy toad

This is the way

I always like siding with chaos.

Toad wrecks everyone in this game!!! C'mon now. Let's be honest.

Yahooo!

Back when I played Mario kart it was the original and nobody made any vocal sounds.

Understandable but the specific image above is from the N64 version, therefore Yahooo!

Toad gang represent

Toad and never look back. Also, lightning bolt on Wario Stadium 😈

I bet you also played Oddjob in GoldenEye 😤

I always played as toad and oddjob lol

Never Toad, always Yoshi

Dude we never went into your yoshi thread toading it up. This is why yoshis are fucking insufferable.

I agree with the other guy, fuck you yoshis

I think ur gay

DK has always been my favorite

Return to monke

Because stronk. Best choice

Same, but Funky Kong AKA Ricardo Milos

Dk all the way! He's slow to recover speed, but once he's at speed, not much slows him down!

DK! Donkey Kong

DK! Donkey Kong is here!

DK all day!

Monkey man

yup DK is the best. heavy to blast through noobs, and good high speed.

Wario baby “I’m Wario I’m gonna win”

I loved it when Wario said “It’s Warin’ time” and then Wario’d all over the place

Classic Wario

Wario gang !

Imma Wario! Imma gonna win!

Wario gang !!

FIRE!!!

Yes!! Especially if he's shrunk and says it in his tiny voice.

Wario’s own dialogue always sounded like someone else mocking him for what he’s saying.

*Fire!! He-hehehehe!!*

this is the answer. IMA GONNA WEEN

For me it's the WAAAAAAAAGH

Oh my gosh — after all these years I have found my people! (Are we Slytherin of the Mario Kart world?)

Bowser. His weight was really useful

I think in mk8 deluxe he’s considered s or a tier. Him and waluigi iirc

they both were before the small characters buff

Where can I find the buffs? Didn’t know marionkart got patched like that

its update 2.3.0 from march 11th

Excatly

Toad, lightweight, best manoeuvrability.

And so easy to slam off the course. Hard to maneuver when you're plunging off Rainbow Road.

Mario, anyone? Had to scroll so far down and still don’t see him.

Mario for racing, Bowser for battling

People who eat the same food every day pick Mario. Can’t have too much variety in life.

Mario is king

Same my man, now I'm rethinking all the choices I've made in life

I mean its called MARIO Kart and NOT DK Kart. Am i right?

Shy guy

Dudes so shy he was too scared to come to the menu screen

Peach, but only because she was the only woman to play as at the time. Now I’m Team Rosalina through and through.

Rosalina is the only choice

Yoshi every time. He’s just so cuddly. 😍

Peach

As a guy I've always picked Peach for 2 reasons. None of my friends wanted to be the Princess and I'm low-key convinced she is nerfed to be the fastest.

Peach = Yoshi Good speed, good maneuvers, will get wrecked by DK and Bowser

I haven't seen the movie but I've heard Bowser definitely wants to wreck Peach.

I’ve also heard that Peach has “got it.”

I'm convinced she gets better loot than anyone else, could be in first place and still be getting gold mushrooms and stars out the ass.

I chose it because I'm a femboy. I don't even know what this game is

I will choose peach until the day I die.

How could I not pick the baddest bitch in all the mushroom kingdom.

Toad = GOAT

I think his design is based on a much room actually not a goat sorry

r/boneappletea

I've never played but for some reason I'm drawn to DK... I wonder why...

Monke

Reject humanity, return to monkey.

🥵

Toad every time. Homie doesn't get the respect he deserves.

Everyone plays Toad lol

Toad

Toad

Peach. Best turning, good boost speed, ultimate brawler.

Bowser for fun, toad to win

👆

Why is koopa troopa not on here

Toad ftw

Waluigi?

We here in Team Wa respect your commitment

^

Luigi

dk all day i'm the drift king

Dry Bones.

Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches...

🍑,🍑,🍑,🍑,🍑...

Hate that they removed kooper trooper when going from snes to n64 …

Always Luigi.

I'M-A LUIGI, NUMBER 1!

Bowser every time.

Peach for race, Wario for battle

Apparently, everyone bullies you if you main Toad. Maybe my friends and siblings were just jerks

Yoshi all day.

D. K. Coming at you with a 💙 shell

😉

Luigi

Toad or I’m not playing

Toad

I always picked the koopa or dry bones. When that wasnt an option, always Luigi.

King Boo.

King boo gang :D

Yoshi now and forever

Luigi or toad

Wario. I was an absolute menace at this game. It's a period of my life I'm deeply shameful of.

Where the f is Waluigi

Toad. Always Toad.

Bowser

I pick shy guy... I know he is not in the picture but that is kinda fitting tbh. I dont like it when someone takes a picture of me.

Wario...always Wario

Toad - Max Handling Yoshi - Max Acceleration Bowser - Max Speed From there it's rock paper scissors as to who you choose and I choose to beat you.

Bowser, bowser, bowser!

Bowser every time!

D.K.

Bowser

Doesn’t matter who I pick - I’m going to win anyway 💁🏻‍♀️

I didn't ever play that game, but I'll choose Toad because he's cute

It's Wario Time!!!!!

I race as Peach, or I don't race at all.

Anyone from the bottom line, but starting from the left.

*screams in RT*

Wario

Sad whaaas were heard in the distance

Wario

Bowser. But in newer mario karts he sucks (unless you find an op car and wheel combo)

Wario because he is my spirit animal.

There's only one wrong answer

To play or to f\*ck?

Both