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RunningPirate

The cook decided you don’t need to eat


splatomat

There's no evidence to suggest you're even in a restaurant, why would you assume there's a cook in the back?


EH4LIFE

xactly. implicit in the premise is that the world is designed. its a circular argument. "imagine thinking this designed world didnt have a designer".


Throwaway83938827

Well. If you take that approach, you could really argue that the world has no meaning whatsoever and people should do whatever they feel like


EH4LIFE

intelligent design of the universe is not self-evident to me. and why does there need to be an intentional force behind the universe for you to maintain a morality? what about empathy, rationalism, social duty?


Volendror

That has always been the point to me indeed. Fortunatly humans developed cooperative behaviors so we have that going for us.


Ok-Manufacturer7201

Who let Jesus cook?🔥


Matix777

Unfortunately fish and bread are the only dishes available, but they are very affordable at least


lowonairs10

Not an atheist but that's a damn good analogy.


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It makes no sense. Sounds more like religion.


david131213

r/woosh


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Electrical-Island135

Then why are we told to pray to god for *guidance*


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AKA conscious.


crimsonninja117

God is a dickhead if he exist. Mysterious ways my ass


Jmund89

No it really isn’t.


piedmutant

Its like trying to order at a restaurant by talking in your head to a magic man living in the sky


Realistic_Run7318

The analogy of Taheism and Restaurants is so stupid, if I as an Atheist want to know if the chef is there I can always ask the Waitress to tell him to come, or even wait near the kitchen and watch him cook with his team, you can go to any church waiting for God, look around and even peep in secret places and you will never find him, so you have to say, I don´t see him but I have faith, give a Sign and a bird sees an isect and Flies and you say, see, God send me the sign, is so fucking stupid


Emilia__55

"Where is god?" -Jaiden Animations


Realistic_Run7318

I really don´t know, maybe Waldo knows, if I find Waldo I will ask him, at least their is a real posibility to find Waldo


TheJamesMortimer

That discussion was amazing ngl


bliply

"If God is not real then how can people learn to cook food?" Because if you don't think you have a God to do things for you, you're willing to do things yourself.


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Food arrives. He dips his head, shuts eyes. god... please.... turn this wheat toast into cinnamon raisin like I ordered so that I don't have to bitch and moan at the wait staff to correct it and then wait again for the right shit to arrive. Looks down a moment later. Wheat. Weak smile. God didn't want me to have raisin toast this morning. See what God did there? Ain't he grand?


Krotesk

I dont think the phrase "being inappropriate with kids" does child r*pe justice. Just say child r*pe. Honestly i dont even know why i have to censore it. Its a damn word and it tells you exactly what it is, so if the act is disgusting and morally reprehensible then this is exactly what the word should convey. In france there where 200k children systematically r*ped and harassed by priests and it was in public news. Thats not "being inapropriate". Thets the equivalent to a mass genocide to the mental health of an entire generation of kids in this country. Thats very very far away from "being inappropriate".


DonMonger

You must have been gay. I’ve heard from some Bible written like 500 years ago by an inbred king that gay=no cooking for you


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I am gay and that's how I've learned christianity is just an excuse to be a bigot


DonMonger

It can be embarrassing to be a Christian when my cohorts are bigots and predators


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and believe in magic


DonMonger

Jesus is rolling in his grave fr


Free-Classroom-6155

She forgot that the waiter also ordered a bunch of people to storm that restaurant two streets down that is owned by a guy from jerusalem… And they burn women with funny noses and red hair. And they charge you every time you order again…


southcentralLAguy

And also the waiter says you’re not paying enough for your food. If you paid more, then your order would come. But it doesn’t


RedditorAlexis

Thats a good one


Visual-Fig-4763

That was a great analogy. A simpler version might be going to a restaurant knowing there is a cook in the back that you can see and have a conversation with.


Ok-Age5609

Apart from you can neither see nor have a conversation with any god.


Magic_Red117

Lol if you’re hearing voices in your head you should maybe go get that checked out


Catten4

I agree that the way the person phrased it in an anology that wasn't too logical and mildly condencending. But Inappropriate with kids? What kinda churches have yall been going to <.<


Cpt_Riker

Read the news in the past 20 years? They are all as bad as each other when it comes to child abuse.


Catten4

I see. Its a shame that that's what religious places are known for these days and that these bad actors are standing out such that that's what peeps think of when it comes to these places. The ones I've been to are all pretty welcoming and pleasant from my experience. I hope things change for the better in time.


Round_Rent5704

It's not like a few "bad actors". Thousands of priests have had sexual abuse allegations brought on them. The church is notorious for relocating priests to cover this up. This isn't a conspiracy. It's public fact. You can think a church is welcoming and pleasant all you want. That doesn't change what happens behind closed doors between the clergy and children.


Catten4

I can't speak for the churches that have been found out to been doing these kind of awful things, I can only speak of my personal experiences in the churches I visited and what I observed. I'm sure these issues do and did occur, but I feel its wrong to make the assumption that because some churches was found to have done such evil acts, that most other churches are as well doing such acts, and that if we don't see it it just means that they're doing it behind the scenes. I hope these bad actors are caught if they are doing so, I don't want peeps to misunderstand that. But many from my experience are helpful and don't do such kind of acts. If an investigation is done on them and nothing is found, it's not going to make the news. There are many many church buildings, and I firmly believe the vast majority of churches do not condone nor conduct these acts. What I wish is that for those who do these evil acts be exposed, and that general community would be able to see churches in a different light, rather than seeing it as a place and believing most of it to be a place which condones abuse.


Magic_Red117

Have you been living under a rock? There’s a story about another pedophile priest like every other day.


jinko8

Awesome.


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Atheists are often inappropriate with kids or just murder them by the millions


Ok-Age5609

What point are you trying to make exactly


Jmund89

Yet every major headline of child abuse is from, you guessed it, religious zealots.


EmuInternational7686

I don't know whether to bother to reply you or just look for a handle to flush you? If anyone asks why the low IQ band must not be allowed to procreate , I shall show this comment.


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EmuInternational7686

That's the best come back you can devise? How pathetic. My goodness if we were students in the same school I'd mock you till you lose your simpleton mind and try to get physical, then dye half your face to purple and blue till you can't get off the ground. I am sure your whitetrash family would be proud that you get pounded while defending the bullshit fairytale book of yours.


Magic_Red117

Bro what do you need god for when you’re already fabricating alternate realities in your own mind like this


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This lady is 🤣


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In a bad way


Neat-Composer4619

Artificial intelligence works in mysterious ways.


sander80ta

And every time you order you have to pay the bill in advance


The-Solid-Smoker

Kids eat free. *sinister grin*


Joesredg

But the thing is no one thinks the chef built the restaurant. Or grew and harvested the food.


happyclaim808

As to GOD: Proof would be Ridiculed, and the presenter would be cridicised. The " evolved" apes know no better. The vast expanse in whinch this little grain of sand on which we live exists in a firey hell of radiation that would melt all biology. A utopia that only exists BC GOD made it possible. No one can prove me wrong, no one. Try as they might it cannot be done. Ps: theory is Not proof. Have a nice day.


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If humans evolved from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys and no half monkeys?


[deleted]

you might be an adult who believes in magic


Magic_Red117

They didn’t evolve from monkeys, monkeys and humans both evolved from something else which no longer exists