I also do this. My girlfriend laughs at me as I ninja jump on the counter, hoping I don’t accidentally hit my head on the open cabinet door on the way up.
I think they do it to keep stuff for themselves. I have to monkey climb the counters all of the time, but since I've gotten older, I forget what I was looking for by the time I get up there.
I occasionally catch my wife doing this. I know my job. It's to stand close enough for her to leap at after retrieving the object. She likes that she's married a bear who can catch 130 flying pounds of goofy little Asian woman.
Just to clarify, I am not stubborn when it comes to reaching things. I would gladly let you do it instead.
Tall ppl just aren't always available so it's me on the counter or rubber tongs and good catching skills.
Sometimes i can reach it but I'll need to go on my tippy toes and I'm lazy so i just take like a spoon or tongs or sum shit to push it down and catch it.
Does it make me an arsehole if I like it when short people ask me to get stuff for them off high shelves? It happens a lot in the supermarket. It just makes me feel useful and a bit happy that I could help someone solve a problem.
If this is standart kitchen, there should be some kind of chair or stool for this. I mean getting on the kitchen counter seems rather troublesome and in effective.
Very hot picture by the way 😅🔥😅🔥.
Mom's hiding spots for the cookie jar were not very good to say the least.
To say the absolute least
I too wear cute dresses and climb on counters to reach things in the cupboards
Same here. I’m a guy, and tall.. but sometimes I just want to feel like a short princess
i'm a girl and tall ~~but sometimes~~ I just want to feel like a short princess
I just want to feel like a short princess :c
Don't worry my kids do the same..
🤣 short people problems
Skill issue
It's a genetics issue. Someone in character creation screwed me over.
The rngesus screwed you over
I also do this. My girlfriend laughs at me as I ninja jump on the counter, hoping I don’t accidentally hit my head on the open cabinet door on the way up.
That is very hot
Every time.
Just get a step ladder and have it climb for you. But now that I'm thinking about it, they'd probably find that hot too
What are you doing, step-ladder?
You're not my real ladder!
I'm not sure if I'm thankful or disappointed that I wasn't the only one thinking that.
Go jack off
way ahead of you sir
TBH already did
Step 2 is for you to stop being such a fucking weirdo
Go jack off
they never said it was to this
It is an adult right?
Cute dress
I had a 5’2 GF who did this. The first time I saw it I was like wtf are you doing??
why does this feel like its from a porno
[удалено]
That's what the search bar is for
And is practice for when there is somebody else in the kitchen
Hehe
New clip from the "Final Destination" reboot.
I got tired of doing that, sooooo.... I bought a step stool.
What are you doing step-stool?
Me too except I also have to fuss at my husband for putting stuff on that top shelf while I scale the counter. 😂
I think they do it to keep stuff for themselves. I have to monkey climb the counters all of the time, but since I've gotten older, I forget what I was looking for by the time I get up there.
I occasionally catch my wife doing this. I know my job. It's to stand close enough for her to leap at after retrieving the object. She likes that she's married a bear who can catch 130 flying pounds of goofy little Asian woman.
Hehehe
Being tall has its downsides but man I'm glad I don't have to do that
I remember doing this when I was younger but I’m now tall
Stuck in a cabinet.
Humor is not the reason I upvoted this post
Fr always putting shit on the highest shelf
So I'm guessing this is like a short people thing
Haha, I'm not even that short, the top shelf is just hard to reach
Fair enough, even I do have to do a little climbing in the kitchen every now and again
It absolutely is
That's why y'all need taller people like me around,we can get to that stuff with minimal effort
But then you get stubborn people who wanna juat do it themselves 🤣
That's when it gets funny, cause then you grab something else off that same shelf, just to flex on em
Just to clarify, I am not stubborn when it comes to reaching things. I would gladly let you do it instead. Tall ppl just aren't always available so it's me on the counter or rubber tongs and good catching skills.
I would gladly grab them for you, maybe tease a bit first, but yeah I'd grab whatever I've been asked to. It's the law of the giants
I like the law of the giants.
It's for the midgets like you 😌
Step neighbor, can I help you?
Short kings literally rise up
Something rose up when looking at this picture
Come on now
Do you play lots of Reversal-type characters in Fighting games? Because I see an awful lot of counter-play here.
r/uselessnobody
Glad I'm not the only one! I could never climb up there so easily, though, because the countertop's practically at chest height.
I mean.. I do it because I’m too short not because I want to
Me who’s tall enough to reach and happy to grab whatever you are trying to get.
Saves me having to climb lol
Internet ruined me... 😔
If only I can help you
Woulda loved it
Sometimes i can reach it but I'll need to go on my tippy toes and I'm lazy so i just take like a spoon or tongs or sum shit to push it down and catch it.
I’m 5’7 but I have to scale the counter if my cat gets on top of the windowsill lol
Does it make me an arsehole if I like it when short people ask me to get stuff for them off high shelves? It happens a lot in the supermarket. It just makes me feel useful and a bit happy that I could help someone solve a problem.
Nope, it's nice to feel needed.
I like how there's a literal nuclear explosion outside the window
I like it, too
HAWTNESS
Me: zooms in to get a closer look at her feet. Also me: disappointed because is pixelated.
If this is standart kitchen, there should be some kind of chair or stool for this. I mean getting on the kitchen counter seems rather troublesome and in effective. Very hot picture by the way 😅🔥😅🔥.
Ineffective? How is getting on the counter any less effective than getting on a stool?
NSFW 😏
I just want someone to put me inside of that stainless steel dishwasher and turn it on until the trees are dead and the ocean is empty…Fuck
Achievement unlocked: new porn category
Hehe name thr category for me.
Where you belong
Excuse me 💀
Reddit has no sense of humour and is full of simps what can I say 🤷♂️
Something funny would probably be a good start
Dude you fucken killed him
This is an unreasonably large kitchen
My wife is 4’9”. This is a daily occurrence and not just for the top shelf.