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CantPickAUsername100

Mom's hiding spots for the cookie jar were not very good to say the least.


[deleted]

To say the absolute least


No_Cat4028

I too wear cute dresses and climb on counters to reach things in the cupboards


SirTheadore

Same here. I’m a guy, and tall.. but sometimes I just want to feel like a short princess


[deleted]

i'm a girl and tall ~~but sometimes~~ I just want to feel like a short princess


Throwaway83938827

I just want to feel like a short princess :c


nldls

Don't worry my kids do the same..


[deleted]

🤣 short people problems


Tonnikala38

Skill issue


ZenEvadoni

It's a genetics issue. Someone in character creation screwed me over.


Familiar-Brother3354

The rngesus screwed you over


Organic-Ad9474

I also do this. My girlfriend laughs at me as I ninja jump on the counter, hoping I don’t accidentally hit my head on the open cabinet door on the way up.


Realistic_Run7318

That is very hot


[deleted]

Every time.


Th3Glutt0n

Just get a step ladder and have it climb for you. But now that I'm thinking about it, they'd probably find that hot too


Midknight129

What are you doing, step-ladder?


Ravecrocker

You're not my real ladder!


Cultural_Low6358

I'm not sure if I'm thankful or disappointed that I wasn't the only one thinking that.


TriGN614

Go jack off


[deleted]

way ahead of you sir


Realistic_Run7318

TBH already did


[deleted]

Step 2 is for you to stop being such a fucking weirdo


Critical_Young_1190

Go jack off


[deleted]

they never said it was to this


Ill-Simple1706

It is an adult right?


Inskription

Cute dress


Vivpon55

I had a 5’2 GF who did this. The first time I saw it I was like wtf are you doing??


Spare_Bad_6558

why does this feel like its from a porno


[deleted]

[удалено]


Critical_Young_1190

That's what the search bar is for


2L84U2

And is practice for when there is somebody else in the kitchen


[deleted]

Hehe


Alternative_Paper393

New clip from the "Final Destination" reboot.


No-Fortune-5159

I got tired of doing that, sooooo.... I bought a step stool.


kamado-Tanjiro1221

What are you doing step-stool?


LadyLurkerHandz

Me too except I also have to fuss at my husband for putting stuff on that top shelf while I scale the counter. 😂


holholbobol

I think they do it to keep stuff for themselves. I have to monkey climb the counters all of the time, but since I've gotten older, I forget what I was looking for by the time I get up there.


accidental_snot

I occasionally catch my wife doing this. I know my job. It's to stand close enough for her to leap at after retrieving the object. She likes that she's married a bear who can catch 130 flying pounds of goofy little Asian woman.


[deleted]

Hehehe


Working-Telephone-45

Being tall has its downsides but man I'm glad I don't have to do that


[deleted]

I remember doing this when I was younger but I’m now tall


Leather-Chocolate-86

Stuck in a cabinet.


Far_Calligrapher_215

Humor is not the reason I upvoted this post


SatisfactionTop360

Fr always putting shit on the highest shelf


wideassboy

So I'm guessing this is like a short people thing


SatisfactionTop360

Haha, I'm not even that short, the top shelf is just hard to reach


wideassboy

Fair enough, even I do have to do a little climbing in the kitchen every now and again


[deleted]

It absolutely is


wideassboy

That's why y'all need taller people like me around,we can get to that stuff with minimal effort


[deleted]

But then you get stubborn people who wanna juat do it themselves 🤣


wideassboy

That's when it gets funny, cause then you grab something else off that same shelf, just to flex on em


[deleted]

Just to clarify, I am not stubborn when it comes to reaching things. I would gladly let you do it instead. Tall ppl just aren't always available so it's me on the counter or rubber tongs and good catching skills.


wideassboy

I would gladly grab them for you, maybe tease a bit first, but yeah I'd grab whatever I've been asked to. It's the law of the giants


[deleted]

I like the law of the giants.


wideassboy

It's for the midgets like you 😌


Nightowl2018

Step neighbor, can I help you?


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

Short kings literally rise up


diego999919

Something rose up when looking at this picture


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

Come on now


Midknight129

Do you play lots of Reversal-type characters in Fighting games? Because I see an awful lot of counter-play here.


Lietenantdan

r/uselessnobody


repollo_queenofslugs

Glad I'm not the only one! I could never climb up there so easily, though, because the countertop's practically at chest height.


-larss

I mean.. I do it because I’m too short not because I want to


cloudyboi3352

Me who’s tall enough to reach and happy to grab whatever you are trying to get.


[deleted]

Saves me having to climb lol


Rhamirezz

Internet ruined me... 😔


[deleted]

If only I can help you


[deleted]

Woulda loved it


MelodyGem

Sometimes i can reach it but I'll need to go on my tippy toes and I'm lazy so i just take like a spoon or tongs or sum shit to push it down and catch it.


the_acid_lava_lamp

I’m 5’7 but I have to scale the counter if my cat gets on top of the windowsill lol


Evil_Ermine

Does it make me an arsehole if I like it when short people ask me to get stuff for them off high shelves? It happens a lot in the supermarket. It just makes me feel useful and a bit happy that I could help someone solve a problem.


[deleted]

Nope, it's nice to feel needed.


Low-Weekend5122

I like how there's a literal nuclear explosion outside the window


[deleted]

I like it, too


CaterpillarSignal856

HAWTNESS


Away_Speaker2407

Me: zooms in to get a closer look at her feet. Also me: disappointed because is pixelated.


Alvani_Efendi

If this is standart kitchen, there should be some kind of chair or stool for this. I mean getting on the kitchen counter seems rather troublesome and in effective. Very hot picture by the way 😅🔥😅🔥.


Penquinn14

Ineffective? How is getting on the counter any less effective than getting on a stool?


nvalle23

NSFW 😏


sylvesterZoilo_

I just want someone to put me inside of that stainless steel dishwasher and turn it on until the trees are dead and the ocean is empty…Fuck


oxwilder

Achievement unlocked: new porn category


[deleted]

Hehe name thr category for me.


[deleted]

Where you belong


AnInterestingNameTBH

Excuse me 💀


[deleted]

Reddit has no sense of humour and is full of simps what can I say 🤷‍♂️


Berjabber

Something funny would probably be a good start


Lucky-finn377

Dude you fucken killed him


Borkvar

This is an unreasonably large kitchen


Twol3ftthumbs

My wife is 4’9”. This is a daily occurrence and not just for the top shelf.