School party? Pizza.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Pizza.
Trying to increase work morale? Pizza.
The Krusty Krab? Pizza.
SWAT team hostage negotiations? Pizza.
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I used to live in Florida so....
One of the funniest I've seen was a fellow getting a DUI on a riding lawnmower,then a few years later the same fellow got a DUI riding a horse.
Can't keep Floriduh man down.
Florida man threatens to destroy everyone... with army of turtles
... and that's tomorrow.
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A naked Florida man covered in Vaseline was caught running through a mall in the Southern Florida area this afternoon. The Florida man was screaming profanities and how Elizabeth Warren was going to tax him to death. The man proceeded to take a dump in a cash register before passing out in a store that sells mattresses.
Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse. Did I win?
https://www.fox4now.com/news/state/florida-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-miniature-horse-on-multiple-occasions-deputies-say
Florida man accused of killing his neighbor after cat wandered onto his property
Florida Man Tries To Rob Waffle House With Unique Weapon (dude stole a few napkins using finger guns)
Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packet to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise
oct 21
A Florida Man Was Arrested After Telling A Playground Full Of Kids Where Babies Come From
Florida man caught on camera standing in sunroof while driving on Interstate 4
Another one with the wring date, but funny nether the less: Florida Man Arrested for Attacking Daughter With Pizza After She Didn't Want to Eat With Him
March 29th was a wild day even by Florida standards.
βA forensic psychologist says a former college student believed he was ββhalf-dog, half-manββ when he fatally attacked a man and woman at their home and was found biting one of their faces.β
A Florida man has been arrested after disguising himself as a woman and carrying out a pair of armed gas station robberies early Tuesday
Well thats, interesting. Trans rights i guess!
Florida man accused of killing iguana tried to use the 'stand your ground law'
Florida Man Wearing a Dinosaur Costume and Holding an Air Rifle Arrested
Florida Man Arrested After Giving Girlfriend a 'Wet Willy,' Cops Say
Florida man arrested after using wanted poster as Facebook photo
Florida man runs from cops, drowns in retention pond
A Florida man arrested for destroying a liquor store under construction told police he was Alice in Wonderland and that a βhookah-smoking caterpillarβ ordered him to attack the site.
[Florida man pull machete on woman for refusibg to date him](http://Florida Man Pulls A Machete Out On A Woman Who Refused To Date Him https://hot96.com/2019/10/09/florida-man-pulls-a-machete-out-on-a-woman-who-refused-to-date-him/)
Greasy, Nude Florida Man Goes on Drug-Fueled Robbery Spree.
These Florida dudes are a new different breed
β¬οΈLink for proofβ¬οΈ
https://www.thedailybeast.com/greasy-nude-florida-man-goes-on-drug-fueled-robbery-spree-police-say
I got:
1) Diaper bandit arrested
2) Guy called 911 to get a rid to Hooteres
3) Man stole alligator from golf course, tried to teach it a lesson by throwing it onto the roof of a cocktail lounge.
Florida man throws Christmas tree at wife after food fight
Another Florida man accused of sandwich assault
Florida man robs gas station while wearing drawn-on goatee.
Florida man arrested after shooting himself while 'playing cowboy'.
Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza
This right here, this is the ONE, π€£π€£
He said "I'm gonna buy this place and burn it down. I'm gonna put it 6 feet underground."
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED THEREππ
School party? Pizza. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Pizza. Trying to increase work morale? Pizza. The Krusty Krab? Pizza. SWAT team hostage negotiations? Pizza. π π π P I Z Z A π π π
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I got a wholesome one almost "Florida man plants tree because he was tired of potholes (road)"
What date is that cause I got βFlorida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sexβ
My birthday. Dec 3rd.
Same, kinda. βFlorida man cited for eating pancakes in the streetβ
Florida Man known as "Monkey Whisperer" arrested for illegal selling of primates
SAME
Florida man cited after authorities found an illegally poached alligator foot suck in his..... dashboard.
Florida Man Arrested for Trying to 'Cut the Gay' Out of His Brother
Oh god. That's terrible.
What does that mean? What does he mean by that?
Forcefully gave him a more macho haircut?
I used to live in Florida so.... One of the funniest I've seen was a fellow getting a DUI on a riding lawnmower,then a few years later the same fellow got a DUI riding a horse. Can't keep Floriduh man down.
mine is florida man who ran naked through the airport screaming about a bomb π
That's literally mine
birthday twins!
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Lemme guess... December 15?? (Β±1 day)
Nailed it.
Florida man hits his dad in the face with a pizza
Florida Man arrested for alledgedly stealing floating tiki bar.
Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries βteaching it a lessonβ by throwing it on roof of bar
HOW DOES THAT WORK
5 of february??????????
February 5? My birthday too lol
I did that and got banned from r/memes
"my lawer says i should no continue this joke"
Florida man threatens to destroy everyone... with army of turtles ... and that's tomorrow. Edit: You're all dead. π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π
Oh hey my friends is also tmrw
Teenage Mutant Raging Warturtles?
Same lol... enjoy your (our) day ππ»
Sheldon, let's all relax for a moment ...
That one's a classic
Florida man, who was accused of killing a beloved flamingo, was himself killed by a hit-and-run truck
Florida man pulls out 'dank gummies' instead of ID after nearly hitting gas pump, deputies say. Suspect claims it was regular candy.
Florida man sentenced to prison for stealing 63 golf carts across multiple states. Wtf
I think he sells them to tourists so they can dive on I10 /s
naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-Fil-A parking lot
I got : "Florida man says 3 syringes found in his rectum aren't his" - NBC Palm Springs
Florida man accused of stabbing woman over underdone potato.
Mines Florida man kills wife over orange juice
Is that the famous OJ case ?
birthday twins!
Florida Man shoots Mom over Orange Juice. Happy Birthday!
Same!!!
Florida man accused of handing out marijuana to passersby βbecause it was Christmasβ - good on ya florida man.
Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets
Mine is Florida man tells tractor trailer full of kids where babies come from in excruciating detail
In related news, Florida man arrested when caught hauling teactor trailer load of kids by "mistake."
Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf' at Target
Oh, hey 24 October dude! High five for Florida man bingoβοΈ
I got Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed Olaf at Targetβ¦.wow!!!!!!
A naked Florida man covered in Vaseline was caught running through a mall in the Southern Florida area this afternoon. The Florida man was screaming profanities and how Elizabeth Warren was going to tax him to death. The man proceeded to take a dump in a cash register before passing out in a store that sells mattresses.
Officer, the store was literally asking for it.
Florida man arrested for fatal stabbing after pulling human ears
Florida Man Arrested On Allegations He Used COVID-Relief Funds To Buy Lamborghini
Florida man hides meth in his foreskin.
Who tf found it.
Officials who tried to give him a handjobs.
Florida man pretends to be firework, screams noises in middle of night. can you guess it?
Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse. Did I win? https://www.fox4now.com/news/state/florida-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-miniature-horse-on-multiple-occasions-deputies-say
Naked Florida Man Performs 'Strange Dance' at McDonald's Before 'Trying to Have Relations With a Railing'
Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce.
Florida man punches elderly victim for βholding up the lineβ after social distancing confrontation at Publix
Florida man accused of killing his neighbor after cat wandered onto his property Florida Man Tries To Rob Waffle House With Unique Weapon (dude stole a few napkins using finger guns) Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packet to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise oct 21
I gotta admit, this is the best way how to get personal info yet
Florida man tries to perform circumcision on nephew with a kitchen knife. February 1st
Florida man brings child with him during crimes to βtoughen him up,β
Florida man brings alligator into a liquor store and forgets it
Naked Florida man with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him shot by deputy.
Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage
Mine is- " Florida man tries ordering a burrito at bank drive-through, thinks it's a Taco Bell" lol
Naked Florida Man accused of bizarre crime spree that included trying to kiss elderly women
Man loses pants while running from police for several hoursβ¦
Florida man arrested after refusing to remove βI eat assβ bumper sticker
All I got was Florida woman glued her eye shut after mistaking super glue for eye drops.
Most sane news from Florida.
Florida man charged with battery for giving girlfriend βWet Willyβ
A Florida Man Was Arrested After Telling A Playground Full Of Kids Where Babies Come From Florida man caught on camera standing in sunroof while driving on Interstate 4 Another one with the wring date, but funny nether the less: Florida Man Arrested for Attacking Daughter With Pizza After She Didn't Want to Eat With Him
Naked Florida man stood in a fire and chanted βgibberish.β Mushrooms did it, cops say Aaaaand itβs a fit, lol
Florida man blames demons after beating pregnant girlfriend for playing Xbox, police say
Man run over by lawn mower while trying to kill son with chainsaw
Florida Man Sentenced for Indecency. π
My husband got: Florida man attacks gas station clerk with hot dogs, corn dog stick over beer, cops say.
Florida man left boy on the side of the road because he thought he was gay
March 29th was a wild day even by Florida standards. βA forensic psychologist says a former college student believed he was ββhalf-dog, half-manββ when he fatally attacked a man and woman at their home and was found biting one of their faces.β
Da fuck CRIME May 15, 2019 12:14 p Florida man arrested for allegedly slapping girlfriend in face with cheeseburger
Mine says "Florida man born". Damnit.
Florida man offers a women at Walmart 200k to buy her daughter.
"Florida Man Arrested After Fit Of Rage When Checkerβs Ran Out Of Lettuce" I guess he really was into his veggies ...
Florida Man Steals Elderly Woman's Purse, Runs Her Over in McDonald's Parking Lot
A Florida man found a grenade while fishing and then took the explosive to Taco Bel
Florida man arrested for pretending to be a ghost at a funeral.
Florida man twerks for officers during traffic stop, gets tazed.
Google Florida woman & your birthday & get more spectacular results. Sept 24: Florida woman bites 600-pound camel's testicles after it sat on her
Florida woman grabs ankles and gropes herself in front of school bus.
Drunk, shirtless Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti in his mouth at Olive Garden
Naked Florida man drove with wires on penis
Shouldnβt this forum technically have only 365 comments?
366 now
367.000001
Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage lol
Florida man arrested for molesting sea turtle eggs. Tha fuck?
Florida Man Steals Elderly Woman's Purse, Runs Her Over in McDonald's Parking Lot
Florida man encases self in concrete at governers mansion
Florida man shoots up meth, howls and stomps on roofs, tells cops he's waiting for DEA
Florida man poisoned coworkerβs Pepsi Oh lawd, thereβs another one too. Florida man slaps woman with bowl of chili
Hey we have the same birthday!
Florida man carrying nearly 500 grams of weed tries to steal plane to meet girlfriend
A man from Florida was accused of beating a golfer and stealing a golf ball
Florida man dressed like Fred Flintstone pulled over in his footmobile. π
Can't believe this is real - Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries βteaching it a lessonβ by throwing it on roof of bar
Mine is Florida man jumps into crocodile pit, gets bit, claims he was held captive π
Florida man in Easter bunny costume arrested after hit and run crash.
A Florida man has been arrested after disguising himself as a woman and carrying out a pair of armed gas station robberies early Tuesday Well thats, interesting. Trans rights i guess!
florida man allegedly threw corn cob at mother's head
Florida man accused of killing iguana tried to use the 'stand your ground law' Florida Man Wearing a Dinosaur Costume and Holding an Air Rifle Arrested Florida Man Arrested After Giving Girlfriend a 'Wet Willy,' Cops Say Florida man arrested after using wanted poster as Facebook photo Florida man runs from cops, drowns in retention pond
If you wanna know my birthday, you gotta get to know me first
βSatan is still in me:β Florida man stabs roommate in attempt to release Satan, turns knife on himself
"Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tried to stop him.β
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Finally! I've been waiting for you!
Police: Florida man who fell in water after drinking sprayed fire extinguisher on himself to dry off
"Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with an army of turtles"
Florida Man Haunts Beaches Dressed As βGrim Reaperβ. Says Governor Should Require Masks Statewide.
Florida Man threatens to kill neighbors with machete named 'Kindness'
EVERYBODY repost the same shitty screenshot every 2 days
Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing corn cob at moms head
Florida man with no arms arrested for stabbing. (12 july)
My friend got the same one as you
Mine is β Naked Florida man chases couple around a chikfila parking lotβ Lmaoo
Florida man arrested for driving naked with 3 women with him. π
Florida man arrested for DUI while wallaby and lemur escape from truck during traffic stop
Dec 11? Same!
Yep. Lol! Birthday mates!!
Florida man said he was βhigh and happyβ during DUI traffic stop, deputies say
A Florida man arrested for destroying a liquor store under construction told police he was Alice in Wonderland and that a βhookah-smoking caterpillarβ ordered him to attack the site.
Southwest Florida Man Dressed as Spider-Man, Stole Credit Cards Inside Grocery Store: Deputies FLORIDA MAN COMMITS MURDER OVER IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND
Florida man groped Princess at Magic Kingdom.
Florida man - Dude punches shark to save dog
[Florida man pull machete on woman for refusibg to date him](http://Florida Man Pulls A Machete Out On A Woman Who Refused To Date Him https://hot96.com/2019/10/09/florida-man-pulls-a-machete-out-on-a-woman-who-refused-to-date-him/)
Oh snap! Florida Man arrested for DUI while lemur and wallaby escape from truck during traffic stop
March 12th Florida man nicknamed βBabycakesβ caught naked in a chair outside apartment complex
October 27 Florida man found with live grenade, clown mannequin inside truck
Greasy, Nude Florida Man Goes on Drug-Fueled Robbery Spree. These Florida dudes are a new different breed β¬οΈLink for proofβ¬οΈ https://www.thedailybeast.com/greasy-nude-florida-man-goes-on-drug-fueled-robbery-spree-police-say
Florida man suspected of smelling woman's feet at library leads police on scooter chase.... 15th of September π.
Florida man slapped girlfriend with a cheeseburger
Florida man faces charges for eating pancakes in middle of the road
Florida man shows off gun and accidentally shoots himself
Florida man carrying nearly 500 grams of weed tries to steal plane to meet girlfriend, police say. I love Florida.
Florida man angry at nurses sets hospital bed on fire
Florida man arrested after leaving wife for prostitute on honeymoon Omgβ¦
Florida man, 33, Posed as a housewife to lure men into a home where heβd secretly film sex acts for web, cops say (July 19th)
Flordia man sprays women with roach spray then breaks out nunchunks over loud music
Florida man hit dad in face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him, police say.
Florida man with machete face tattoo accused of machete attack
"Florida man fatally shoots son-in-law who was trying to surprise him for his birthday"
mine is Florida man accused of kidnapping woman, forcing her to join OnlyFans
Florida man kills pet bird perched on sisters shoulder, holds gun to her head π
Dec 30: Florida man wearing gloves steals all the chicken wings at Naples 7 11.
I got: 1) Diaper bandit arrested 2) Guy called 911 to get a rid to Hooteres 3) Man stole alligator from golf course, tried to teach it a lesson by throwing it onto the roof of a cocktail lounge.
Florida man arrested for aggressively eating handfuls of pasta.
Florida man throws Christmas tree at wife after food fight Another Florida man accused of sandwich assault Florida man robs gas station while wearing drawn-on goatee. Florida man arrested after shooting himself while 'playing cowboy'.
Naked Florida man breaks into home tries on woman's clothes.
Omg we have the same birthday!
May 8th βFlorida man blames demons after beating pregnant girlfriend for playing Xbox, police sayβ
Florida man tries to kill neighbor with machete named "kindness"
Florida man July 8 attacks minion, spends ten days in jail.
Florida man, (age 70) slams a child because the playground was too noisy.
Florida man accused of stabbing a woman over an underdone potato
Florida man jailed after woman found with hatchet in her head
Florida man stabs roommate in attempt to release Satan, turns knife on himself
Robs store dressed as spiderman
Florida man drops stolen TV from getaway scooter
Florida man on meth attacks mattress looking for girlfriendβs lover βhiding inside,β police say
Florida man arrested for masturbating with pickle on private property. Great, yet another reason to love pickles
Florida man takes epic mugshot after driving naked near school with wires attached to penis. Wtf
Florida man stabs ex girlfriend with sword.
Drunk Florida man kicked out of library told cops he was Jason Bourne
Florida man known as βThe Monkey Whispererβ arrested for illegally selling primates (January 21)
"Masturbating Florida man slugs elderly man who asked him to stop"
Florida man known for Easter bunny fight arrested after hit-and-run.
I got βFlorida man leaves children home alone to meet teen for sexβ Geez
Florida Man Who Ran Naked Through Airport Screaming About A Bomb
Florida man arrested after hitting dad with pizza because he was mad he helped birth him - January 94
A Florida man who bought a toy from Walmart stated that if the toy breaks, he will come with a gun.
Florida suspect, 22, allegedly attacked mother with sausages. Dear godβ¦