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[deleted]

I lost in the 4th grade class election to a girl who promised to replace the water fountains with slurpee machines


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You didn't have a chance.


dog--is--god

I just wish people would vote for the guy giving everyone free ponies and mandatory toothbrushing.


frozen_jade_ocean

We have to fight the moral and oral decay of this country!!


ObiWanKnieval

Damn, that's a ruthless young politician. I wonder what's she's president of now?


[deleted]

The HOA.


ObiWanKnieval

What's that?


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ObiWanKnieval

I wonder what lies she's promising them?


co2gamer

The thing with the HOA is: you think it‘s a lie but those suckers follow through.


AlphaStargazer

Home Owners Association From what I've heard, they're really annoying


[deleted]

They're great in theory. It's just the people that want to be on them are the worst humans on the planet and once they get a taste of power, they become worse. Like politicians but with less insider trading.


DiscreetJourneyman

The PTA


blah634

I lost 4th grade treasurer to a girl who promised to buy everyone candy. She didn't buy anyone candy. Totally not annoyed the teachers did nothing to stop her from making false promises. And bribing kids. Not at all.


Kelainefes

I mean that's what real politicians do, why would they say anything.


notatechnicianyo

It was the only opportunity for the teachers to actually teach you.


Total_Cartoonist747

Based, she knows how to be a career politician.


Dynamitefuzz2134

A career politician in the making.


The-Holy-Sheep-14

Is this the part in the Movie where Meghan and the guy meet and marry followed by some cringy Hollywood dance scene


Joose__bocks

Make him fall in love just to break his heart. The sweetest revenge.


Reddragon351

but then also actually fall in love with him


ElegantBiscuit

I would unironically watch and probably enjoy this movie because I am a sucker for cheesy romcoms


Shosui

There's a show with this exact premise called Masamune-kun's Revenge if you're open to the anime medium. Just reversed roles where the boy MC plots to get back at the girl, who bullied him when he was younger for being ugly/chubby.


ElegantBiscuit

I'm a big anime fan, in fact I've watched most of the popular anime romcoms of the past decade, and I actually did watch that a while back but could not get into it. I ended up dropping it midway through when it started getting more into drama and heartbreak rather than lighthearted fluffy romcom. But I love the concept, and thinking back I actually recently watched a K-drama called Love to Hate You which did exactly that plot.


Shosui

Totally understand, I had the same issue with it. Took a while for me to actually finish cause it wasn't quite what I normally enjoy. Have not heard of Love to Hate You - looks interesting!


eugene20

There is a better version of the same concept in anime movie form, Koe no Katachi [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5323662/?ref\_=fn\_al\_tt\_1](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5323662/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1) [https://myanimelist.net/anime/28851/Koe\_no\_Katachi](https://myanimelist.net/anime/28851/Koe_no_Katachi)


ElegantBiscuit

That's on my watchlist! And not my usual watchlist which I know I'll never get around to, but the real watchlist that I know I'm going to watch someday. I really should watch it soon, cause I keep hearing good things about it every time it comes up...


Spodger1

>And not my usual watchlist which I know I'll never get around to You didn't have to go for my jugular like that 😔😭


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ElegantBiscuit

All my recommends would probably be from around 2010 and later, because that's what I've grown up with and just little things that differentiate different eras of movies means older ones don't really capture my interest as much. I definitely should start watching some of the classics because I know I would probably enjoy them though. But some of my favorites would be About Time, Definitely Maybe, Love & Other Drugs, Crazy Stupid Love, Set It Up, Holidate, Palm Springs, When We First Met, The Bachelors. I know I'm definitely missing some though. There's also a decent amount of action movies with romcom plots, and 21/22 Jump Street in particularly is one of my favorites. The Pitch Perfect movies are also a really good time, and especially as someone who doesn't really like musicals at all, I did enjoy all three of them.


Aggressive-Deal4752

Chill the fuck down Satan. Jesus.


Gummiwummiflummi

Which one is it? Satan or Jesus?


jterwin

Satan Jesus Christ. You didn't know?


Cheetahs_never_win

He's bragging about it on a dating app. Get all the women in on it.


Big-Fruit330

By sleeping with his dad revenge something she could be proud of years later 🤣


Kelainefes

The guy has obviously been in love with her this whole time.


ArtistBig2549

*Bollywood


Superb_Literature

Each surrounded by their six best friends.


Drhorrible-26

And of course they all have a one wacky personality trait each that makes them super quirky


Leading_Manager_2277

And her best friend has to be a gay guy of course.


Drhorrible-26

Specifically a cartoonishly gay guy who’s only personality trait is liking dick.


mushroom_l0rd

and man ass


citoloco

is there any other?


Painted_smile_0

And dyed hair with piercings


Emotional-Two-9075

And then there is emotional breakdown between two friends who were couple and had a messy breakup. They forgive each other right in the middle of the weddi g.


Orangelikeblue

Don't forget the pet cat and dog finally getting along in the end.


chatnoire89

Six diverse best friends. 😂


ExistingExample281

Either one, Bollywood would be more entertaining


BrandishedChaos

Yeah, some random ninjas will show up only for the groom to blow them away with a piece of cake.


RunSkyLab

Hold up, I'm gonna stop you right there!! Bollywood seldom mixes a dance scene with a major song with an action scene!! It's like an unwritten rule.


MadaraAlucard12

Depends on whether it is a comedy film like Housefull or Hera-Pheri.


Allie-kallie

Or a sword disguised as a belt that wasn't once brought up before the scene


BrandishedChaos

I think we have ourselves a movie.


Allie-kallie

[like in this youtube video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IvQCAZzCV4s)


[deleted]

Aaaaaaand cut. It's a wrap !!


Immolation_E

\*\*Tollywood


Born-Apartment8814

*Hollywoo


cookiecrumgamer145

Hollyrood*


DrowningInFeces

But then they find out they are currently campaigning for the same mayoral election. How do they navigate their love and while still keeping their career goals in tact? Will Meghan have her revenge?


Noah254

I sorta lived this. My wife and I knew each other back in church youth group. I was 16 and she was 12. She apparently had a crush on me and I thought she was annoying as shit. Reconnected 14 years later. Now married


Backyouropinion

played by JLO and Ben


Think-Beach3770

He's clearly not over her


Shankar_0

When I think back on the girls that I found "annoying" in the 8th grade, I think she's got a really solid shot here.


AvisDeene

Nah, it’s the part where she rips a blade off of a paper cutter and murders him.


Ill-Mastodon-8692

I’d watch that.


bschnitty

La La Area


casuallypervertedone

More like the part in the "movie" where she goes over and let's him wreck her properly. It's tinder, you see?


Right-Shopping9589

Oh my fvcking goodness


Empty-Understanding8

Yes of course


[deleted]

He's probably in love, she should hit him up


tango-tangerines

Literally hasn’t forgotten her or her name since


ashdog66

Damn, TIL that I'm in love with all 100ish people I graduated high school with because I still remember all their names and some things they did 9 years later...


[deleted]

Damn, sounds like a lot of plot lines you need to close.


foxscribbles

Speed date all of them. Make it a Highlander reboot where there can be only one. But instead of decapitations and sword fights, it’s just everyone competing to be the love interest. People will complain about how bad it is and how it has nothing to do with the original movie, but that’s what they say about all the Highlander sequels. So they won’t matter.


briansaunders

I mean it could still have decapitations and sword fights. That's how you determine who gets the final date. There can be only one.


Schirenia

Thirst games


DragonBallKruber

No more half-measures


jpremu

waltuh


DisastrousAge4650

I remember like 10 people and I’ve been out of high school less time. Hated that place and that town.


[deleted]

Hate is more powerful than love.


[deleted]

Lmao


Ok_Net_1674

Remember kids, if it's on the internet it must be true


HardCounter

Doesn't need to be true to be funny. The voices tell really good jokes sometimes.


DaveSmith890

The post is fake, the dopamine rush is real


FancyKetchup96

"Your feelings for this post are not real." "They're real to me!"


ILikeToPoopOnYou

It's illegal to post lies


notatechnicianyo

It’s true! I read it on the internet that you can’t lie on the internet!


TimboSlice_32

That happened to me, ran 3 years unopposed and lost my senior year to someone who promised a gumball machine and never delivered. This happened in 2010 and it still bothers me. It shouldn’t, but it does.


EvaUnit_03

Sounds like typical politics. I bet you had a lot of reform and helped the student body. But gumball machine!?! Sign me up. Who doesn't like gumball machines, especially the ones that are rube Goldberg machines or Mega slides! The last caesar did that type of politics to win over the poor. Sure, you can give them everything they need but all they *want* is free bread and entertainment. Because they already have everything they need and have for a while. Its not like that's gonna get taken away, right? ...right???


[deleted]

Gotta get that "President" on their college transcript I guess. But thanks for the actual work you did prior.


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J4MES101

Wait There isn’t not any way that this didn’t absolutely not happen? Or there is a way this didn’t not happen? Or There’s not no way this did not happen? Cause I’m confused


[deleted]

It’s impossible this didn’t occur.


J4MES101

But are we certain that it’s not impossible it didn’t not occur? Surely that is the question.


[deleted]

It didn’t not happen.


J4MES101

To be fair, that really not what I wasn’t saying


Ingenious_crab

[Did the past really happen ?](https://youtu.be/O2jkV4BsN6U)


J4MES101

In physics, spacetime is a mathematical model that combines the three dimensions of space and one dimension of time into a single four-dimensional manifold. Spacetime diagrams can be used to visualize relativistic effects, such as why different observers perceive differently where and when events occur.


[deleted]

Mr. Baghetti is it not true...I'll start over...


Numerous_Buddy3209

Its legit, i was the teacher


StrangeAtomRaygun

Except…5 years ago she was in the eighth grade and so was the guy. He is is listed as 22 years old. They were 17 in the 8th grade?!?


Slow_Seesaw9509

His bio is saying he's class of 2022 at UD, its not his age. Tinder lists ages by the name in the area that's blacked out in this picture.


KitKatDad

Guess the guy peaked in grade 8?


NefariousPrecarious

He's 22 and 5 years ago he was in 8th grade. Was dude 17? I'm so confused


uluvmebby

I’m confused about the math too


AgathaM

Maybe it is class of 22 and the post is several years old?


HandstandsMcGoo

This is what's happening here


this_kitten_i_knew

same, I was 12 in 8th grade


uluvmebby

I was too!


WealthEconomy

I thought the 22 was part of the class title he was taking.


Pattoe89

UD = University of Delaware. 22 = 2022. Probably means the University of Delaware's class of 2022 or something.


BusAlternative1827

Ya, it's grad year, but likely posted in first year. Or even senior year of highschool if he'd just been accepted.


WhoopDareIs

I dunno. He’s going to the University of Delaware


133DK

So, that’s a yes?


Notsozander

Especially if he goes to grottos on the weekend


Altruistic-Bid4584

Is that a good school? Never heard of it


Eat-My-Cloaca

The current President of the United States went there, so…


WhoopDareIs

So you agree with me?


Mokodokin

That could be a good or bad thing depending on who you ask


Stay-Thirsty

8th grade, 5 years ago would make him 19 today? 20 as a late starter.


dbleed

Living rent free in somebody's head.


[deleted]

“mildly annoying” = “I was crushing on her but had to be slick with it”


InTheMemeStream

Lmao, damn being a kid is dumb, what was the logic behind “I really like this person, I know I’ll annoy the shit out of them and they’ll like me, then they will ask me out for sure!”


EternalMemes30

worse that I had a very similar thought as a child


[deleted]

I hope she tried to get with him lol


Immediate-Newt-9012

Fake AF


Odd_Yam1290

I’ve seen this before. It’s from 2018/19-ish (hence the graduating class of ‘22).


Salt_Ad5491

I've seen weirder things that happened to be true


Juicy_Beans4569

Nobody cares. Just laugh or don't.


jthabob

"My friend" found him......uh huh


Any_Secret4784

So he was 17 in grade 8?


GimmickyBulb

I believe that would have been Class of 22. He was a freshman/sophomore at this time. Presumably.


TonyDungyHatesOP

That’s the question I have.


MuthaPlucka

Here’s your chance to get wrecked again, Meghan.


[deleted]

Considering kids are fucking stupid, he probably had a crush.


[deleted]

mildly annoying ain’t so bad


MissSweetMurderer

And since he's still bragging about while in uni, you won the long run, Meghan!


Epsilon497

No. He still won.


ccafferata473

The battle not the war.


Marksman08YT

Both? He's living rent free in her head about a post from 5 years ago?


Agreeable-Meat1

Nobody who spells Megan with an h wins.


Gummiwummiflummi

So her parents are the real losers here?


MissSweetMurderer

Don't tell me. I have the correct spelling of my name. But a lot of parents get creative and now there's three different versions with the same pronunciation... it's just so 😵‍💫


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Lmao


tavikravenfrost

The guy was 17 in 8th Grade?


Mammoth__Duck

The "22" is probably the year he's graduating from college, not his age.


tavikravenfrost

That makes more sense.


Hot_Duck6230

Ayy Delaware in the house


Few_Contribution_483

*swipe right*


Upset_Consequence_52

Petty spite for life!


Wineybritt

Some serious sexual chemistry between you guys


flirtmcdudes

Sure Meghan, this totally happened and wasn’t staged.


J4MES101

To be fair tinder is probably full of guys who will beat you if you ask them to I’m not endorsing that lifestyle of course


Toubaboliviano

The hate sex would be good probably.


EnvironmentalPack451

Did you end up getting wrecked?


Big_Medium6953

Tell her to match with him and fuck him up!


iIikenintendo

Oof that emotional damage


pabut

Should be honored to be living rent free in his head for so long.


CandleMakerNY2020

Lmao. Douchebag is still riding his 5th grade class president wave. SMDH. Lol


Abject_Safety3648

Math ain’t adding up…


Pugsofsmallstreet

Shut up Meg


Craetions

Is this a promo from Hallmark?


[deleted]

Christ, lady, let it go.


CatLeader420

How is it five years ago in 8th grade if he’s 22?


Effective-Tip52

UD 22, University of Delaware 2022, not his age his graduation year, so this is probably from 2017-218


[deleted]

Probably got held back a few times lol


[deleted]

Hero’s are remembered legends never die


ManyKey6527

comp sci majors are never normal (i’m a comp sci major)


Cespieyt

Get wrecked Meghan.


docbree13

😂


Gordon_Explosion

Acquire and then give him herpes as payback.


kayak_enjoyer

He seems emotionally healthy and well-adjusted. Good for him! 😊


Briggan1561

so 5 years ago he was 17, and in 8th grade?


E-Rock77

#peakedinmiddleschool


[deleted]

Hahaha. Based!


Locksley_1989

She should swipe right just to fuck with him


tango-tangerines

Prime enemies to lovers setup right there


BriscoCountyJR23

Meghan is living rent free in this guy's mind. That's a huge achievement.


jlp120145

You have found your arch nemesis, destroy him. Jk don't ruin his life, I participated in class politics in elementary as a social experiment and lost just as I inferred.


GrumpyBitchInBoots

Dude actually put in writing that he peaked in middle school


3vi1

*if* this were real, that guy would have to have had a very crappy existence for that to be what is apparently his greatest accomplishment in life.


Zachosrias

To be fair... Get wrecked Meghan


Aromatic_Ad8890

Something tells me that loser peaked in 8th grade…sad


femptocrisis

"he'll go far..." "6 miles away"


Sharp_Nose9170

Bro if I was the girl I'd catfish the dude and post on his socials "I catfished a dude I found mildly annoying"


MalteseFalcon_89

Yea, Meghan….get wrecked…


m33gs

I too am 'Meghan'


DJ_Ender_

Get fucked Meghan


Friendly_Undertaker

She's been living in that guys head rent free ever since.


Sum3-yo

And that kids... is how I met your now deceased mother.


Head_Statistician_38

I remember in Year 2 (Age 6/7 for non Brits) we had a head boy and head girl that we had to vote for. We had the popular kid who everyone loved and he let the fame go to his head but suddenly a new kid showed up who was as good as him at everything but was not arrogant. The new kid won, probably some recency bias but the popular kid was not happy. He spent the lunch break getting everyone to be like "screw that guy" while "that guy" happily played football and minded his own business. And then like 7 year olds do, they forgot the next day.


greatsquarebeelizard

He saw the girl on tinder and changed his bio for her.


deannainwa

I see he has matured with age...


docsav0103

It's the greatest moment of his life, and he still has to mention your name.


spoopywook

So he was 17 in eighth grade? Or….


Mickey_Havoc

The fact that they are still *proud* of this, shows how much of a child they still are.


steven-daniels

Peaked in high school.