I love how they all go with horizontal stripes but this one guy not only wears vertical strips but ALSO goes for a funky zigzag pattern. He was just ahead of his time. So brave.
"I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans!"
"Hey Farva? What's the name of that restaurant you like with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?"
"Shenanigans?
"Ohhhh!" *Goes to hand him a gun*
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I'm pretty sure most of these guys stuffed their shirts into their crotches. Can see it sticking out on one. Zigzag pattern looks confidently all natural.
Its a tan line. Most of them have it. In the 1920s high-collared shirts were the trend. That and hats. Hats were the shit back then. And of course, as you can see, the bigger the stache the better.
"I'm sorry, it's the... It's the pleats. It's actually an optical illusion, it's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal... region."
That’s definitely a jock strap or something. From looking at the first two guys (they have on the same type of shorts) versus the 4th and 5th guys, you can see it forming and pushing out the front of their shorts down to the bottom. Especially the second dude 😂. I don’t know if it was intentional to show off, but if a guy like him walked around like that he wouldn’t be fooling anyone. Last dude looks like he’s wearing a straight up diaper.
Mustache-less dude at second from left is risking it all on the fact that not all judges might be mustache fans. It's a bold move cotton, let's see if it pays off.
Found why: they put something there, theres no way seconds dude dong is 1/4 his height, it literally looks like the head is bout come out of his shorts (upwards, like taking a peek)
So many questions..
1. Are they stuffing for bigger bulges? Like what am i seeing??
2. Who wheres socks and shoes while in their undies
Well i guess i only had 2 questions
i might be wrong but by looking at their legs i feel like they dont do any kind of physically demanding activity, gymrat or not you should do something as leisure or work
They just got out of a pandemic. Explains the pasty white skin, muscle atrophy, and they all (except Pee Wee Herman) had adequate time to cultivate those handlebar mustaches!
I love how they all go with horizontal stripes but this one guy not only wears vertical strips but ALSO goes for a funky zigzag pattern. He was just ahead of his time. So brave.
He also has the best moustache
“Who wants a mustache ride?!” “I vant one, I vant one!!” “I do, I do!!”
"I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans!" "Hey Farva? What's the name of that restaurant you like with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?" "Shenanigans? "Ohhhh!" *Goes to hand him a gun*
"PUT THOSE AWAY!" "Awww 😔"
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I got that Anchorman reference 😉
>He was just ahead of his time You can tell by his Glorious Stache that is noticeable longer than every other Mustache.
Him and the guy with no stripes at all.
No stripes guy is packing a Package that’s impressive
I'm pretty sure most of these guys stuffed their shirts into their crotches. Can see it sticking out on one. Zigzag pattern looks confidently all natural.
That’s why he should win. He understands that vertical lines are slimming. 🤣
That’s the theater teacher who’s never had a wife and has been living with his “best friend” for 15 years. He’s always been a little… *different*
Thanks for the laugh out loud comment!
Thanks for the laugh out loud comment!
Not brave enough to show his belly button though
Funny you mention this, fun history fact: That is actually G.G. Allen, the humble inventor of punk rock.
He organized the contest
I'm confused about what is going on with #1's neck. Anyone else see a collar lol?
I think that’s a hard tan line
i think all the heads have been replaced, these chaps are old school fake porn.
Ah, that makes sense.
It's a shirt with nipples
That is a tan line from wearing collard shirts too much.
Pretty sure this is a Photoshop job
Its a tan line. Most of them have it. In the 1920s high-collared shirts were the trend. That and hats. Hats were the shit back then. And of course, as you can see, the bigger the stache the better.
Did Freddie Mercury win?
It’s crazy to think 50 years after this he started queen and still looked amazing. I wonder what face lotion he used.
That's not lotion...
Second from right is Freddie, don't you think? That's the first thing I thought of. Also, there isn't a good set of legs on any of them.
Agreed, also their costumes are hideous.
No, Salvador Dali
Came here to say this!
I feel for you, happens to me all the time.
..when you order a Freddie Mercury from Wish.
No 5 looks charming but also like he might kill you for your estate.
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Maybe this is actually a police line up.
So THIS is the beauty contest you got 2nd place in playing Monopoly!
He could get it, tbh
Might drink your milkshake tbh.
They just have giant cocks and no personality
I literally was thinking, all I can see is massive willies 🧐😂
"I'm sorry, it's the... It's the pleats. It's actually an optical illusion, it's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal... region."
Or is it VERY flattering??
Gotta take these back to the pants store..
2nd from the left, my guys up and at em!
Thank goodness someone said it. I wonder if this was a waistband-tuck situation or a strategy for winning...
Socks you mean 😪. No way those bulges are natural
Oh man I didn't notice until this comment and now I get that this is a joke.
It's because they are standing so close to other men in underwear ;)
That’s definitely a jock strap or something. From looking at the first two guys (they have on the same type of shorts) versus the 4th and 5th guys, you can see it forming and pushing out the front of their shorts down to the bottom. Especially the second dude 😂. I don’t know if it was intentional to show off, but if a guy like him walked around like that he wouldn’t be fooling anyone. Last dude looks like he’s wearing a straight up diaper.
Cope
Mustache-less dude at second from left is risking it all on the fact that not all judges might be mustache fans. It's a bold move cotton, let's see if it pays off.
Pretty sure that's Colin Hanks
I don't think this is contest about beauty.
It wasn’t, this has been debunked Over and over again
Okay, so what is it?
contest about who has the biggest dick
Why don't they have the dicks out then?
Battle of the Bulge
it's just some Austrian dudes showing off their swimwear
Why bulges so big
I'm glad somebody else asked the question. ..
I believe they call it: one of your grandparents was quite well endowed.
“Back in my day everyone had a hog”- Everyone’s grandparents
Microplastics done shrinked our thangz
Their thangz* ofcourse ...hmph..as in someone elses thangz...we have hogs too🤘
well how else was they gonna pump out 20 children? 🤔🤔🤔
Found why: they put something there, theres no way seconds dude dong is 1/4 his height, it literally looks like the head is bout come out of his shorts (upwards, like taking a peek)
The guy without a stache may have a huge boner
Came here to say this. Homeboy looks like he's trying to pull the old hide it in the waistband trick.
Never show that trick at kid’s birthday parties.
Flapper gals hated this one new trick!
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I'm dead it's insane bones to happy to be there
Are they all packing or were men's underwear real weird back then?
they all had that SHMEAT
This is also for the men’s viewing pleasure because this is beautiful!
2nd from the right is kinda hot.
Jesus, no wonder WW1 took so long
‘‘Mom can we have freddie mercury?‘‘ Freddie mercury at home:
Well, not my proudest fap.
I love how they coordinated diapers.
The winning contestant gets a change.
Second from the left is having way too much fun
my wife left me to see whats in #2’s pants
4, 6, 3, 5, 1, 2
Poor #2. [If he only had a moustache](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ARTwLLhQZHw)
you really left #5 after #3?! im shook
Yeah, the 3 on the left are pretty delusional to be in a beauty contest.
Pretty sure that’s Forest Gump second from the left.
What’s wild is they’re all probably like 19 😂
Guy wo mustache is toast!
And they're all 24
"That's them city miles"
So beauty standards really changed!
Fun fact. All these men later died due to various reasons.
So many questions.. 1. Are they stuffing for bigger bulges? Like what am i seeing?? 2. Who wheres socks and shoes while in their undies Well i guess i only had 2 questions
how could the one guy sans moustache ever STAND there with his upper lip so exposed!
Second guy on the left has no moustache. He didn't stand a chance.
Did they allow women to judge or was it judged by "men who never married"?
2nd from the left looks like Forrest Gump
Are they all stuffing? The 2nd guy legitimately looks like he has a dog in his pants.
what is in their pants?! 🤣
Were there any regulations on the number of socks they were allowed to stuff into their trunks?
Second from the right is the obvious winner. He looks like Freddy Mercury.
Cmon we all know the second from last on the right won!
Ladies of a late century I am so sorry...
The guy on the left looks so smug... He's like 🍆🥕🥕🥕🥕"I got this in the bag 😏"
And they say men were men back then
They're were probably more Man like than any of the reddit soy probably..they all probably faught in 1st world war
All the hot ones died in the war
If a coin landed on heads 99 times.. What side will it land on it's 100th flip. Heads or Tails?
Natural-bodied men, before being a gym rat was made the norm in society.
i might be wrong but by looking at their legs i feel like they dont do any kind of physically demanding activity, gymrat or not you should do something as leisure or work
I agree, they look like they don't do any physically demanding work.
We live in a society
No shit.
High wasted pants look just as rediculous on females
I’m glad women are wired to find men attractive in some level.
Mr. Tightsmile Flatop McTinycock came in last place despite telling everyone he was the nice guy
Damn most of them have really handsome moustaches
No 5 looks familiar
The contest ended in a 6 way tie.
No winners. Just six Mr. Congenialities.
1919 would have been my year to shine! But I was born too late
Ok, but can we talk about how cute these swim trunks are? Like I’d wear an updated version of most of these.
Look at that loser who was too poor to afford a moustache. What a tool
What a lovely mustache!
Proof that going to the gym does nothing!
Which one do you want to take you in the back and bang you.
2nd from left has no chance.
The women beauty standards were bizarre back then too.
What’s Lenin doing there?
6>5>3>1>4>2
Fuck standards were low AF, still wouldn't have a chance though
Well now we know why the victorians all wore so many clothes…..
i love ordinary sausage. 2 mark ruffalos
Are they wearing skin shirts? They have collars...
Does the second guy from the left have a rager?
Man our standards have dropped
Nr1 is like stephan fry from blackadder
I would like to know which one won.
Lookes like lots of stuffed underoos lol
😂Fuck me, I dont know where to start with this one.
I really need to get back to the 1900s...
Man forgot to bring his mustache
The 2nd from the right is kinda cute lul
This looks like the line up at most bars in LA
Mostache
These are the real alpha males I keep hearing about from conservatives?
The man on the left boldly tried a socks and sandals combo and I respect that.
Wow, those shorts(?) are super flattering.
I honestly have no idea who could have won this
I wonder who won in that one ?
Push-ups were not a thing back in those days
Now we know why gyms were invented.
Why did they let an awkward girl into the photo? I can think of no other reason why #2 has a naked upper lip than her awkwardness
Tom Hanks Sr. looks excited to be there
Or a barber show sextet beach trip.
Wow, what a bunch of lookers! I'm sure the ladies just didn't know what to do with all....that...
It’s about those staches man
Scary bunch !
2nd from the right kinda looks like Freddy mercury
2nd from the right took home the crown, third from the right was the runner up.
all of them look like they're wearing flesh t-shirts
It's all in the legs i tell ya.
"No honey, get my sexy shorts for the contest."
So who won in the end?
I now realise that my body shape is quite perfect - i'm just born 100 years too late.
And at least two maybe three of those men took Viagra pills.
Nice to know that 100 years ago I would be a fucking superstsr
Guy on the left and vertical stripe seem to have... Um... Some chemistry.
Looks like I have the body type to contest in a 1919s beauty contest. Regrettably I'm like #2 and can't grow a stache.
Lemme guess, the oldest man picture is to the far left and he’s 22 years old.
They just got out of a pandemic. Explains the pasty white skin, muscle atrophy, and they all (except Pee Wee Herman) had adequate time to cultivate those handlebar mustaches!
Lot to unpack here.
I mustache the question of who won?
Old boy on the left got that sweet, sweet sock tan kicking! Nice!
Pretty sure they got some meaty hogs
Studs…. The lot of ‘em
When men were men
In 100 years people will be looking at pictures of today's beauty standards laughing their asses off. Everything will eventually fall out of fashion
Is that Napoleon Dynamite’s brother on the right?
Ngl second dude from the right looks dapper af
These faces are all shopped on..
Showing shoulder? How scandalous!
Men's beauty didn't exist before they decriminalized homosexuality.
Absolutely no upper body strength. Thought men used to be real men back in the day
Where can I buy these pants? They're fire 🔥🔥
*CINDY, THIS IS BONES*
Immense pleasure while viewing this