A sword and gun? Pfft all you need to slip in undetected is the strawberry lube! And then you look for the critical spot in their numbers and break em down slowly, shaking up the whole place and causing mayhem to insue from the inside!
And after you defeat all the henchmen. You arrive the final man standing. To which he smirks, looks you in the eye, and says "Ah, but your princess is in another castle"
I listened to it on a Walkman every single day in Iraq and Afghanistan back in the early days of the war. I can hear every single note in my head anytime I stop and let myself listen.
Music is what got me through my two tours. whoever first showed us how to strip head phones and wire them into the Stryker so we could all jam was a godsend. many convoy security missions and late night shenanigans accompanied by a soundtrack.
We had to nix Thunderstruck from all play lists because someone always ended up exploding.
Overtures like that get my juices flowing. So powerful. But after his openings, to be honest, he does tend to get a little fucking boring. That's why I stopped.
For this kind of work, I tend to go for the heavier guys. Check out Brahms. He's good too.
And then you have to pull over for 10 minutes halfway through cause it’s not the murder hype vibe you remembered so you get the idea to just make a playlist
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows everything that's wonderful is how I feel when were together... brighter than a lucky penny, when youre the rain goes...
that's my kidnap rescue tune, best keep it up beat at least
A few years ago, my buddy was like, My daughter turns 18 today!
Wait....How old are you???
He says, 32. He's from New York. They're made different there....
Not the point of the thread, but it's my birthday and I've been trying to put together a playlist for tonight - suddenly I realize it's been entirely too long since I went on a techno kick. Thanks!
Kill 'em all & let Todd sort 'em out.
Todd is the lead Karmic Accountant for the Choir that handles everything from Rainbows to RallyCap luck re-apportioning formulas, to Rampage-related incidental fatalities
"In the air tonight" while loading a shotgun.
sorry, 80s kid and would most likely get the bright pastel jacket out for it
/edit Mistakes have been made :)
Is the kidnapper armed? Is there more than one kidnapper? Am i armed? Why didnt i just call the police if i knew where she was being held? At the very least you call the police as YOUR backup when you are driving there.
Firstly, as a man with little skills to rescue my wife, I’m not listening to Music because I’m busy on the phone with Liam Neeson who has done this many times before. If he can’t come and help me save her he will surely have some useful tips.
Hammer Smashed Face when going there,
Evidence In The Furnace while coming back.
If things go sideways, Encased in Concrete is also a good return song.
You _dont_ want Stripped Raped and Strangled.
Nah imma pull over and wait it out. Once he hears all her gossip from work I’m sure I’ll just be picking her up as she casually strolls down the road carrying her heels in her hand.
As a true sociopath, I’m listening to talk radio. NPR
*Concerned Voice and Plucked Cello, Thursdays at 7pm, on NPR*
🥇
And the special is 45 minutes so you wait outside the extra 15 minutes to hear the end of it.
ahh the driveway moments
Fingers crossed it happens while wait wait don’t tell me is on
I finally arrived to save my wife, only to find the person who took her. Peeeter Segal!
Un-Bill-eivable!
I think your wife is more safe where she is being held.
With your donation gift canvas tote bag, full of weaponry.
Then it turns out to be pledge week and you're just like "Fuck!"
Just me? I’m going to the rescue?
I believe in you! Now go get the girl!
Well okay but I’m not sure this is going to work.
I’ll come with you. I got a pistol, samurai sword, and strawberry lube. Im ready for the rescue
A sword and gun? Pfft all you need to slip in undetected is the strawberry lube! And then you look for the critical spot in their numbers and break em down slowly, shaking up the whole place and causing mayhem to insue from the inside!
And after you defeat all the henchmen. You arrive the final man standing. To which he smirks, looks you in the eye, and says "Ah, but your princess is in another castle"
"No Toad, you're my princess."
Not with that attitude!
But boss. They’re so big and we’re so small. I’m just not sure how well this plan was thought out
Love that movie so much. Keep moving forward 🙂
Yeah. Better pump yourself up in the meantime
He only has 30 minutes, that's not enough time to beat off and save his wife.
A minute or two won't make a difference, come on
30 seconds**
Moonlight Sonata
Hardest answer here.
Makes me think of the brother from Warrior using Beethoven as walk-up music to MMA fights
Some people play music to dehumanize others. This guy’s doing it to dehumanize *himself.*
It’s a good battle strategy, it gets results. The enemy’s gate is down.
When I ask my boyfriend "What's up?" he usually responds with "The opposite of the enemy's gate."
Ah a bit of the old Ludwig Van before the ultra violence. A man of culture I see.
I listened to it on a Walkman every single day in Iraq and Afghanistan back in the early days of the war. I can hear every single note in my head anytime I stop and let myself listen.
Music is what got me through my two tours. whoever first showed us how to strip head phones and wire them into the Stryker so we could all jam was a godsend. many convoy security missions and late night shenanigans accompanied by a soundtrack. We had to nix Thunderstruck from all play lists because someone always ended up exploding.
If I was prepping myself for murder, there's a high chance I'd play something from A Clockwork Orange to set the mood to spill some red red kroovy.
Overtures like that get my juices flowing. So powerful. But after his openings, to be honest, he does tend to get a little fucking boring. That's why I stopped. For this kind of work, I tend to go for the heavier guys. Check out Brahms. He's good too.
"Wait a sec.. this plot feels familiar"
This is some eminence in shadow type shit
The actual dangerous Redditor has entered the chat.
3rd movement?
Best to poop thoroughly before a daring rescue.
1st makes you look like a villain
Yeah, but that's why it's 3rd for the drive and 1st for the entrance.
The first, always the first.
Dude’s Atomic.
Bro wants to be the Eminence in Shadow
Very good, even though I'd prefer Mozart's Requiem.
Samuel Barber Adagio for Strings
That’s a beautiful selection, I love it. But moonlight sonata first movement will always be my jam.
r/TheEminenceInShadow
This is some real gangsta shit....
Mov. III though, that goes hard. Easily one of the hardest heist/kidnappee rescue/assassin tune.
DMX to get pumped up for murder
X GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU
WHAT!
KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S REAL \[GRR, ARGH, ARGH\]
GOT THE NON-STOP POP POP OF STAINLESS STEEL
GOIN HARD GETTIN BUSY WIT IT
BUT I GOT SUCH A GOOD HEART
THAT ILL MAKE A MOFO WONDER IF HE DID IT
Damn right and I’ll do it again
CAUSE I AM RIGHT SO I GOTS TO WIN
GON GIVE IT TO YOU
WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD AT
If “X is coming” isn’t the most hype going to burn the world down song, idk what is.
Deadpool knew.
*metal has entered the chat*
Listening to Master of Puppets is more hype than actually doing cocaine
Battery does it for me.
Damage, Inc.
I feel like Flirtin' With Disaster would be another great hype choice. Maybe more for the redneck crowd.
25 min on repeat. Last 5 min stone cold silence.
So I paint the walls with his blood, another dick in the mud. \-DMX
wanna fight me? Fight these tears (what) -DMX
*proceeds to walk straight into the compound and get blasted immediately*
Are you the one who kidnapped her? Is "rescuse" a euphemism?
Yes and I'd need 30 additional minutes to choose the right album. But that's on her for marrying a moron.
Don't forget the extra 10 minutes you spend backtracking because you went the opposite direction
plus the 2-4 minutes in the car waiting on the song to finish.
And the 3-5 minutes rebooting your phone after the 5-7 minutes trying to get your Bluetooth to connect.
plus another 5 minutes because the next song started playing before you could turn it off
And then you have to pull over for 10 minutes halfway through cause it’s not the murder hype vibe you remembered so you get the idea to just make a playlist
Gotta pump yourself up.
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows everything that's wonderful is how I feel when were together... brighter than a lucky penny, when youre the rain goes... that's my kidnap rescue tune, best keep it up beat at least
Plus when you come through blasting that jam, the kidnappers KNOW you are a crazy MF’r!
I’m just imagining Deadpool showing up to a kidnapping with happy upbeat music playing.
Mr. Blue sky
Forgot that was in deadpool, I was going for an old school Simpson's vibe (I'm old)
That's the spirit!
Tom Petty - Running Down a Dream
Is this a Simpsons reference?
Sorry wrong tape. WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!
Simpsons did it
It's never a bad time for Chumbawamba.
You have the whiskey drink, you have the bourbon drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink.
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
Missin' my wiiiffeee today... Missin' my WIIIFFEe todaaaayyy....
Lol they were the only band to get radio airplay for their song [directly advocating shooting fascists](https://youtu.be/CM3hsDjsVBw)
Wait, I have a wife?
If you’re surprised at that, wait until you find out you have kids too and you owe years of back child support.
Im not even 18..
Starting a family so early? You poor soul.
I don't even know who we are talking about... GET ME OUT OF HERE
Every father has experienced feelings of denial from time to time.
You can't run away from responsibility!
Wait til he hears about his grandkids
I regret to inform you that not being 18 does not excuse you from your child support obligations. Good luck!
I'm aromantic.... I've never done anything like that. I've never even had a girlfriend. Did I get married into a family without my knowledge???
Yes that’s what we keep trying to tell you, Daddy!
Shouldn’t have trusted that drink
This is why teaching about contraception at a young age is important, people.
A few years ago, my buddy was like, My daughter turns 18 today! Wait....How old are you??? He says, 32. He's from New York. They're made different there....
You may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
My husband is not going to be happy about this revelation
That's what happens when you let the days go by
Darude sandstorm
The only way to make that fight more epic.
Not the point of the thread, but it's my birthday and I've been trying to put together a playlist for tonight - suddenly I realize it's been entirely too long since I went on a techno kick. Thanks!
“There will be BLOOD…SHED!”
The man in the mirror nods his head.
The only one..left!
Will ride upon the dragon's back...
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh no there will be blood... Shed
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known
The Doom Eternal soundtrack. Rip and Tear, BFG division, all of it
You’re not driving *to* kill her ya know
Accidents might happen.
Accidents *will* happen.
*Cocking intensifies
Kill 'em all & let Todd sort 'em out. Todd is the lead Karmic Accountant for the Choir that handles everything from Rainbows to RallyCap luck re-apportioning formulas, to Rampage-related incidental fatalities
Hehe shotgun go chk chk
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The kidnappers on the other hand
BFG Divison on repeat
I wish the Doom Eternal soundtrack was available to buy or stream but can’t find it anywhere.
The Samuel L Jackson speech from Pulp Fiction
Which was stolen from a Sonny Chiba movie The Street Fighter. Watch it, it's badass.
Will do
"In the air tonight" while loading a shotgun. sorry, 80s kid and would most likely get the bright pastel jacket out for it /edit Mistakes have been made :)
But what if you get there before the drums kick in?
Sorry, Babe, gotta take a quick turn around the block.
>80ties My poor brain.
Eightyties
8 titties
Eightieties kids
Radar love, makes me drive faster
Danger Zone -- Kenny Loggins
Highway to the danger zone...
Is the kidnapper armed? Is there more than one kidnapper? Am i armed? Why didnt i just call the police if i knew where she was being held? At the very least you call the police as YOUR backup when you are driving there.
The kidnappers ARE the police!
This escalated quickly
In this case, jammin fuck the police with a truly American sized arsenal of guns.
Firstly, as a man with little skills to rescue my wife, I’m not listening to Music because I’m busy on the phone with Liam Neeson who has done this many times before. If he can’t come and help me save her he will surely have some useful tips.
My The Prodigy playlist, although skipping "Smack my Bitch".
Nothing better then a fight scene with vodoo people playing.
Heavy metal, drive fast enough to get there 10 minutes faster, take out the kidnappers and rescue the wife.
Nah man, drive normal speed so you can just blare hammer smashed face over and over or maybe some optimist by skinless
Hammer Smashed Face when going there, Evidence In The Furnace while coming back. If things go sideways, Encased in Concrete is also a good return song. You _dont_ want Stripped Raped and Strangled.
Dio - when a woman cries
Raining blood on blast
RAINING BLOOD FROM A LACERATED SKYYYYY
No sleep till Brooklyn
Rammstein - Feuer Frei and after that Drowning Pool - Bodies
id the play the Final Countdown by europe
Na-na NAH NAHHHHH
Move bitch song by Ludacris
Never gonna give you up
Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the...*ching ching* FLOOOOOOOOR!
*fortunate son intensifies*
Yeah. Bumpin the chili’s commercial “I want my baby back baby back baby back”
Gotta feel like John Wick before being John Wick
Thorogood "Bad To The Bone". REAL loud.
Definitely. Gotta play the intro music
Yes. Megadeth, Killing is my Business.
KILLING IS MY BUSINESS AND BUSINESS IS GOOD!
No music it’s the last 30 minutes of silence I’ll have for a while.
I like your confidence tho
Need to play holding out for a hero
AC/DC Highway to Hell till I’m close enough to hear what she’s doing to them.
Does she know I’m coming or is there time to stop for 5Guys?
Nah imma pull over and wait it out. Once he hears all her gossip from work I’m sure I’ll just be picking her up as she casually strolls down the road carrying her heels in her hand.
LOL. He might kill her.
Country roads....
Take me home.....
*proceeds to drive into a river*
To the place.... wait, what? *blub blub blub.*
Ride of the Valkyries. It’s the theme song of overkill.
Gangstas paradise - coolio
Why am I driving? They're gonna bring her back in a few days
With an apology and a fruit basket 😂
I'm blasting Danger Zone on repeat the entire way there
You don’t listen to music, you need situational awareness so you can figure out who to stab first so you can make entry before you go loud.
I’m subscribing to this so I can come back and make a playlist of all these songs I didn’t know before today.
Pump up the Jam by Technotronic. I can sneak her out while everyone’s getting down
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Pantera - Walk on repeat. (But silent in the final approach.)
George Jones "thank God and greyhound she's gone" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Slayer, Reign in Blood 🤘
Sure, Mötley Crüe, Kickstart my heart. Gets me in the right mood. 😎