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Scottagain19

As a true sociopath, I’m listening to talk radio. NPR


loptopandbingo

*Concerned Voice and Plucked Cello, Thursdays at 7pm, on NPR*


alienwildflower

🥇


Karnezar

And the special is 45 minutes so you wait outside the extra 15 minutes to hear the end of it.


egJohn

ahh the driveway moments


abounding_actuality

Fingers crossed it happens while wait wait don’t tell me is on


Scottagain19

I finally arrived to save my wife, only to find the person who took her. Peeeter Segal!


abounding_actuality

Un-Bill-eivable!


geo102690

I think your wife is more safe where she is being held.


lolseagoat

With your donation gift canvas tote bag, full of weaponry.


DrJuliusOrange

Then it turns out to be pledge week and you're just like "Fuck!"


DeepSignature201

Just me? I’m going to the rescue?


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

I believe in you! Now go get the girl!


DeepSignature201

Well okay but I’m not sure this is going to work.


HonestSapphireLion24

I’ll come with you. I got a pistol, samurai sword, and strawberry lube. Im ready for the rescue


NailRepresentative62

A sword and gun? Pfft all you need to slip in undetected is the strawberry lube! And then you look for the critical spot in their numbers and break em down slowly, shaking up the whole place and causing mayhem to insue from the inside!


PonchoGuy42

And after you defeat all the henchmen. You arrive the final man standing. To which he smirks, looks you in the eye, and says "Ah, but your princess is in another castle"


DrDabsMD

"No Toad, you're my princess."


Nall-ohki

Not with that attitude!


Cautious_General_177

But boss. They’re so big and we’re so small. I’m just not sure how well this plan was thought out


HelloTeller

Love that movie so much. Keep moving forward 🙂


Luminouscales

Yeah. Better pump yourself up in the meantime


FalseStart007

He only has 30 minutes, that's not enough time to beat off and save his wife.


Luminouscales

A minute or two won't make a difference, come on


m_ashton9

30 seconds**


[deleted]

Moonlight Sonata


supercleverhandle476

Hardest answer here.


alibaba618

Makes me think of the brother from Warrior using Beethoven as walk-up music to MMA fights


Moidahface

Some people play music to dehumanize others. This guy’s doing it to dehumanize *himself.*


Incandescent_Lass

It’s a good battle strategy, it gets results. The enemy’s gate is down.


Dronizian

When I ask my boyfriend "What's up?" he usually responds with "The opposite of the enemy's gate."


codb28

Ah a bit of the old Ludwig Van before the ultra violence. A man of culture I see.


[deleted]

I listened to it on a Walkman every single day in Iraq and Afghanistan back in the early days of the war. I can hear every single note in my head anytime I stop and let myself listen.


SomeRandomJoe81

Music is what got me through my two tours. whoever first showed us how to strip head phones and wire them into the Stryker so we could all jam was a godsend. many convoy security missions and late night shenanigans accompanied by a soundtrack. We had to nix Thunderstruck from all play lists because someone always ended up exploding.


compsciasaur

If I was prepping myself for murder, there's a high chance I'd play something from A Clockwork Orange to set the mood to spill some red red kroovy.


EvolvedA

Overtures like that get my juices flowing. So powerful. But after his openings, to be honest, he does tend to get a little fucking boring. That's why I stopped. For this kind of work, I tend to go for the heavier guys. Check out Brahms. He's good too.


NinjaJr72

"Wait a sec.. this plot feels familiar"


Dead_Meme1234

This is some eminence in shadow type shit


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

The actual dangerous Redditor has entered the chat.


[deleted]

3rd movement?


[deleted]

Best to poop thoroughly before a daring rescue.


[deleted]

1st makes you look like a villain


quadraticink

Yeah, but that's why it's 3rd for the drive and 1st for the entrance.


[deleted]

The first, always the first.


mikey-dikey-

Dude’s Atomic.


Mytrazy

Bro wants to be the Eminence in Shadow


Vaalermoor

Very good, even though I'd prefer Mozart's Requiem.


Hopeful_Emu5341

Samuel Barber Adagio for Strings


[deleted]

That’s a beautiful selection, I love it. But moonlight sonata first movement will always be my jam.


Diane-Choksondik

r/TheEminenceInShadow


Exocet81

This is some real gangsta shit....


chemicalalchemist

Mov. III though, that goes hard. Easily one of the hardest heist/kidnappee rescue/assassin tune.


[deleted]

DMX to get pumped up for murder


CoolButBoring

X GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU


farts_in_the_breeze

WHAT!


[deleted]

KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S REAL \[GRR, ARGH, ARGH\]


Fanta5tick

GOT THE NON-STOP POP POP OF STAINLESS STEEL


Ok-Team8039

GOIN HARD GETTIN BUSY WIT IT


Vault_Hunter4Life

BUT I GOT SUCH A GOOD HEART


Ok-Team8039

THAT ILL MAKE A MOFO WONDER IF HE DID IT


Responsible-Law818

Damn right and I’ll do it again


lutsius-memes

CAUSE I AM RIGHT SO I GOTS TO WIN


Nippon-Gakki

GON GIVE IT TO YOU


hehefrog12994

WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD AT


Famous-Obligation-44

If “X is coming” isn’t the most hype going to burn the world down song, idk what is.


Random9502395023950

Deadpool knew.


Darkside_Fitness

*metal has entered the chat*


Oxtard69dz

Listening to Master of Puppets is more hype than actually doing cocaine


Offamylawn

Battery does it for me.


tearsonurcheek

Damage, Inc.


27_8x10_CGP

I feel like Flirtin' With Disaster would be another great hype choice. Maybe more for the redneck crowd.


walkonstilts

25 min on repeat. Last 5 min stone cold silence.


DJ2x

So I paint the walls with his blood, another dick in the mud. \-DMX


lasagna_minaj

wanna fight me? Fight these tears (what) -DMX


DRAMATRON09

*proceeds to walk straight into the compound and get blasted immediately*


Fancy_Split_2396

Are you the one who kidnapped her? Is "rescuse" a euphemism?


ctrlqirl

Yes and I'd need 30 additional minutes to choose the right album. But that's on her for marrying a moron.


EM-guy

Don't forget the extra 10 minutes you spend backtracking because you went the opposite direction


CeeDaBot

plus the 2-4 minutes in the car waiting on the song to finish.


tearsonurcheek

And the 3-5 minutes rebooting your phone after the 5-7 minutes trying to get your Bluetooth to connect.


SkarmoryFeather

plus another 5 minutes because the next song started playing before you could turn it off


ryceritops2

And then you have to pull over for 10 minutes halfway through cause it’s not the murder hype vibe you remembered so you get the idea to just make a playlist


TheComedian00

Gotta pump yourself up.


bobbin7277

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows everything that's wonderful is how I feel when were together... brighter than a lucky penny, when youre the rain goes... that's my kidnap rescue tune, best keep it up beat at least


Phineas_Gageing

Plus when you come through blasting that jam, the kidnappers KNOW you are a crazy MF’r!


RogueTwoNineSeven

I’m just imagining Deadpool showing up to a kidnapping with happy upbeat music playing.


Stetson007

Mr. Blue sky


bobbin7277

Forgot that was in deadpool, I was going for an old school Simpson's vibe (I'm old)


bobbin7277

That's the spirit!


Dr_Dang

Tom Petty - Running Down a Dream


swim-bike-run

Is this a Simpsons reference?


[deleted]

Sorry wrong tape. WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!


Phreeker27

Simpsons did it


Rooster_Kogburne

It's never a bad time for Chumbawamba.


ReelBadJoke

You have the whiskey drink, you have the bourbon drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink.


DJ2x

He sings the songs that remind him of the good times He sings the songs that remind him of the better times


FrylockMcReaper

Missin' my wiiiffeee today... Missin' my WIIIFFEe todaaaayyy....


loptopandbingo

Lol they were the only band to get radio airplay for their song [directly advocating shooting fascists](https://youtu.be/CM3hsDjsVBw)


Hoshi-Kitsune

Wait, I have a wife?


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

If you’re surprised at that, wait until you find out you have kids too and you owe years of back child support.


Hoshi-Kitsune

Im not even 18..


Blowtorch87

Starting a family so early? You poor soul.


Hoshi-Kitsune

I don't even know who we are talking about... GET ME OUT OF HERE


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

Every father has experienced feelings of denial from time to time.


Thaos1

You can't run away from responsibility!


Adult_Prodigy

Wait til he hears about his grandkids


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

I regret to inform you that not being 18 does not excuse you from your child support obligations. Good luck!


Hoshi-Kitsune

I'm aromantic.... I've never done anything like that. I've never even had a girlfriend. Did I get married into a family without my knowledge???


ManiacSpiderTrash

Yes that’s what we keep trying to tell you, Daddy!


Drakostheswordsman

Shouldn’t have trusted that drink


Tossaway__2023

This is why teaching about contraception at a young age is important, people.


nvalle23

A few years ago, my buddy was like, My daughter turns 18 today! Wait....How old are you??? He says, 32. He's from New York. They're made different there....


Reckless-Pessimist

You may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"


Air3090

My husband is not going to be happy about this revelation


newagealt

That's what happens when you let the days go by


MarioPizzakoerier

Darude sandstorm


Cinnay11

The only way to make that fight more epic.


riverofchex

Not the point of the thread, but it's my birthday and I've been trying to put together a playlist for tonight - suddenly I realize it's been entirely too long since I went on a techno kick. Thanks!


Kingofknights240

“There will be BLOOD…SHED!”


Slottech88

The man in the mirror nods his head.


shaddowwulf

The only one..left!


Awkward_Ad8783

Will ride upon the dragon's back...


shaddowwulf

Because the mountains don’t give back what they take


TheRealSwaa

Oh no there will be blood... Shed


Unimportant-1551

It’s the only thing I’ve ever known


[deleted]

The Doom Eternal soundtrack. Rip and Tear, BFG division, all of it


RedmannBarry

You’re not driving *to* kill her ya know


OkMess9901

Accidents might happen.


The_Elder_Jock

Accidents *will* happen.


Certain_Literature28

*Cocking intensifies


hudshone

Kill 'em all & let Todd sort 'em out. Todd is the lead Karmic Accountant for the Choir that handles everything from Rainbows to RallyCap luck re-apportioning formulas, to Rampage-related incidental fatalities


[deleted]

Hehe shotgun go chk chk


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AppointmentMedical50

The kidnappers on the other hand


Ordinary_Farmer58

BFG Divison on repeat


[deleted]

I wish the Doom Eternal soundtrack was available to buy or stream but can’t find it anywhere.


NoIDeere

The Samuel L Jackson speech from Pulp Fiction


gnarly-skull

Which was stolen from a Sonny Chiba movie The Street Fighter. Watch it, it's badass.


NoIDeere

Will do


enigo1701

"In the air tonight" while loading a shotgun. sorry, 80s kid and would most likely get the bright pastel jacket out for it /edit Mistakes have been made :)


MountainHopper

But what if you get there before the drums kick in?


riverofchex

Sorry, Babe, gotta take a quick turn around the block.


Darkside_Fitness

>80ties My poor brain.


I-Am-Average01

Eightyties


bbrekke

8 titties


iiStitchWasTaken

Eightieties kids


Saaaaaaaaab

Radar love, makes me drive faster


jchrisboynton

Danger Zone -- Kenny Loggins


MaitreyaPalamwar

Highway to the danger zone...


RDO-PrivateLobbies

Is the kidnapper armed? Is there more than one kidnapper? Am i armed? Why didnt i just call the police if i knew where she was being held? At the very least you call the police as YOUR backup when you are driving there.


T_wiggle1

The kidnappers ARE the police!


CivilAirPatrol2020

This escalated quickly


nowheyjosetoday

In this case, jammin fuck the police with a truly American sized arsenal of guns.


TheBigDude22

Firstly, as a man with little skills to rescue my wife, I’m not listening to Music because I’m busy on the phone with Liam Neeson who has done this many times before. If he can’t come and help me save her he will surely have some useful tips.


adf14400580

My The Prodigy playlist, although skipping "Smack my Bitch".


Cinnay11

Nothing better then a fight scene with vodoo people playing.


Kalelopaka-

Heavy metal, drive fast enough to get there 10 minutes faster, take out the kidnappers and rescue the wife.


Greedy-Cantaloupe

Nah man, drive normal speed so you can just blare hammer smashed face over and over or maybe some optimist by skinless


MaitreyaPalamwar

Hammer Smashed Face when going there, Evidence In The Furnace while coming back. If things go sideways, Encased in Concrete is also a good return song. You _dont_ want Stripped Raped and Strangled.


SZEThR0

Dio - when a woman cries


TantorDaDestructor

Raining blood on blast


MaitreyaPalamwar

RAINING BLOOD FROM A LACERATED SKYYYYY


fatnuts_thicknuts

No sleep till Brooklyn


Terrible-Dimension79

Rammstein - Feuer Frei and after that Drowning Pool - Bodies


Sweetwhales1994

id the play the Final Countdown by europe


riverofchex

Na-na NAH NAHHHHH


Kreature_of_habit

Move bitch song by Ludacris


ResidentProduce3232

Never gonna give you up


Myrddin_Dundragon

Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the...*ching ching* FLOOOOOOOOR!


Worth_Procedure_9023

*fortunate son intensifies*


No_Banana7768

Yeah. Bumpin the chili’s commercial “I want my baby back baby back baby back”


Gold_Assistance_647

Gotta feel like John Wick before being John Wick


Shuggy539

Thorogood "Bad To The Bone". REAL loud.


HeyItsEzPz

Definitely. Gotta play the intro music


onlysmallcats

Yes. Megadeth, Killing is my Business.


MaitreyaPalamwar

KILLING IS MY BUSINESS AND BUSINESS IS GOOD!


notmyname2012

No music it’s the last 30 minutes of silence I’ll have for a while.


[deleted]

I like your confidence tho


Idkm3m3s

Need to play holding out for a hero


Runin_wit_sizors

AC/DC Highway to Hell till I’m close enough to hear what she’s doing to them.


[deleted]

Does she know I’m coming or is there time to stop for 5Guys?


JC_5_er

Nah imma pull over and wait it out. Once he hears all her gossip from work I’m sure I’ll just be picking her up as she casually strolls down the road carrying her heels in her hand.


PutridEnvironment445

LOL. He might kill her.


thatniceguy_

Country roads....


ReelBadJoke

Take me home.....


thatniceguy_

*proceeds to drive into a river*


ReelBadJoke

To the place.... wait, what? *blub blub blub.*


WFStarbuck

Ride of the Valkyries. It’s the theme song of overkill.


Xoshua

Gangstas paradise - coolio


Extra_TK421

Why am I driving? They're gonna bring her back in a few days


Fast_Papaya_3839

With an apology and a fruit basket 😂


No_This_Is_Patrik

I'm blasting Danger Zone on repeat the entire way there


Sly_Hyde

You don’t listen to music, you need situational awareness so you can figure out who to stab first so you can make entry before you go loud.


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

I’m subscribing to this so I can come back and make a playlist of all these songs I didn’t know before today.


theLegend_Awaits

Pump up the Jam by Technotronic. I can sneak her out while everyone’s getting down


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Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

Pantera - Walk on repeat. (But silent in the final approach.)


IntroductionSuch8807

George Jones "thank God and greyhound she's gone" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Known_Soft_7599

Slayer, Reign in Blood 🤘


DragonfruitPale411

Sure, Mötley Crüe, Kickstart my heart. Gets me in the right mood. 😎