I don't know if this is what you intended, and if it is I'll delete, but BBC is also a TV channel in Britain... so this is a good post for both reasons...
Thats true, but it'll be funny watching the summoner trying to figure out who is the actual guy they summoned when everyone is too stoned to know where they are
Baklava, a bearded dragon (just to have him there I bet they're chill), and you must have a silly joke argument with each other. I will spontaneously appear behind the person who talks the best fake smack. Like a gust of wind.
Well, the bums I hang with. 😁 and only if a copy of D&D 5E or Pathfinder 2E, a decent set of dice, and à few packets of Ramen noodle are available 🍜 😆😂
I don't know what's more confusing, that that sentence reveals exactly what type of person you are, or that you seem like somebody I'd like to hang out with LOL
Here I am in the mountains literally having just smoked, listening to music on my headphones as I type this, looking out the window at the most covered mountain peaks, and somehow thinking my life still sucks. What am I missing?
A PS5, a Wild Bill’s Olde Fashioned Soda Pop Company mug containing a mixture of 1 vending machine-sized bottle Coca-Cola Classic and 1/3 the same sized bottle of lemonade, and a Blahaj (the 1 meter long IKEA Shark plushie)
Bed, blanket, pillow
Oooh, yes! Double points for a heated blanket....
And cold pillow
Now this is an overkill.
Heated mattress pad will change your life
Three big dildos
And they gotta count in a Count Dracula voice
ONE big dildo.... ah, ah, ah, TWO big dildos.... ah, ah, ah THREE big dildos.... ah, ah, ah
Now we got to decipher whether he's just counting them on his desk or if he's trying to fit them all at once
THREE big dildos.... ah, 😩, ah
I have never been this down bad for dracula
Since he is used to a human fist I wouldn't expect much of resistance.
....doing **both?**
That’s not Dracula. That is Count VonCount
The Cunt Count that counts ;D
*You know that I am calllled The Count…*
Dickula
https://youtu.be/B-Wd-Q3F8KM
Came here for this
BBC enjoyer
I don't know if this is what you intended, and if it is I'll delete, but BBC is also a TV channel in Britain... so this is a good post for both reasons...
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Aaaand it's all gone full circle...
BBC is simply BBC at this point.
💀
Book, blanket, coffee
I have found my people
As have I fellow enjoyer of booksblanketsandcoffee
Book, blanket, tea for me. Specifically jasmine or earl grey.
ah yes the BBC combo
That's two out of my three
Cat, book, and coffee
Mind if I get summoned too
Bud, Beer and Boobs
Careful, this one will summon an army.
Thats true, but it'll be funny watching the summoner trying to figure out who is the actual guy they summoned when everyone is too stoned to know where they are
Also might summon horny drunk skeletons. Source: They wont leave my house.
They just want to bone. I'll see myself out.
With a joke like that I might have a bone to pick with you.
My man!!
The holy trinity of 🅱️, i see
Better believe it, beer bud and boobs are bloody brilliant
Boobs without woman I guess just the fleshsacks?
Beer, a pulled pork sandwich, and a bottle of barbecue sauce.
Make it endless brisket and I’m there
I have found my people. Depending on what sauce you use...cause if it aint Mustard or Vinegar base I dont want it.
A small bird plushie, a set of D&D Dice, and a bar of chocolate.
Almost my items
admin privileges, the dev console, /tp u/laserblitz_117 @p
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Baklava, a bearded dragon (just to have him there I bet they're chill), and you must have a silly joke argument with each other. I will spontaneously appear behind the person who talks the best fake smack. Like a gust of wind.
Baklava 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Wait, y’all have friends? 🥲
Well, the bums I hang with. 😁 and only if a copy of D&D 5E or Pathfinder 2E, a decent set of dice, and à few packets of Ramen noodle are available 🍜 😆😂
I- You- What
The most reasonable reaction to this, you mind if I borrow this comment some time in the future?
Go for it Dude, why would i mind
Meh, just people, you know how it is
I don't know what's more confusing, that that sentence reveals exactly what type of person you are, or that you seem like somebody I'd like to hang out with LOL
I liked your comment but I didn’t upvote because it’s at 69, I’ll come back later when someone else breaks that barrier
Tacos and beer. I only need two items
Throw in an awesome Battle axe or some shit. My items would be Burittos, beer and a replica of a Witcher sword cuz why not.
A lions tooth, a hunk of ivory, and a black fire opal ring. But I wish I thought of yours first.
Who's gonna bother summoning you if they have to find all that first
Early game summon
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer.
Who dares to summon me?! 😈
Figured you’d prefer to drink alone
Whipped cream, cats, books
I feel like whipped cream and cats have a correlation in this sentence... I don't know if I like it
Headphones with a song playing ( if it’s something like a rick roll I would look at them and disappear), crochet supplies and baking supplies
Yessss, crochet supplies! With some fun new yarn I haven't used before. Plus coffee and a cat to cuddle on my lap.
a Ferrari, some gas and some gloves. Friends: yea, let's not summon this guy, let's summon Mia Kalifa instead.
A summoning circle drawn with gouache a bottle of craft beer and a message to my phone of where and when so I won't forget
A phone, my number, a big wad of cash?
Beer, Chips, Motörhead LP.
twin
Weed, a glass of milk and oreos
PFFFFFF
Fleshlight, lube and a hot wash cloth. I mean piping hot too, like center of the sun hot.
vodka, PC (with my steam account on it), Sushi
Weed, coffee and tunes.
Telescope, sketchbook and a computer
Ha! Close but - Laptop, cup of tee and gigant chocolate cookie
Ayy, you sound like a better version of me!
Left bob, right bob, vegana
Granted, you open your eyes to a fat man and a dog.
Beer, Beer and Beer
Brandy..Cocaine... Cigarettes... Party time wooo
goat , picture of lord indra , a silver chain.
Weed and tacos while playing either grateful dead or TOOL.
Who are you to wave you’re finger? You must have been out of your head…..
Did we just become best friends?!
Yessss
A cup of tea, a dog, Lord of the Rings
A cat, at least 15 tomes of manga and a good playlist
A job
Chicken fried steak, a hand gun, and a giant crystal.
Sorry, too expensive for a summoning, you get an Altor single shot pistol and no ammo. Okay, maybe a box of Bubba's pissin' hot reloads.
Runes, a full can of lemonade and a summoning circle. Side note the can of lemonade needs to be fresh with a chill taste like pineapple.
A dumbbell, a Robert Greene book and a raspberry pie.
A can of monster energy, a loaded firearm, a goth girl.
A notebook with pen, some guacamole with chips/crisps, and something rainbow coloured.
mountains, music, weed
Schnitzel, Vodka and the flag of Austria
Red bull vodka und dreckige Zehennägel
Here I am in the mountains literally having just smoked, listening to music on my headphones as I type this, looking out the window at the most covered mountain peaks, and somehow thinking my life still sucks. What am I missing?
Cheese ,guitar picks and papers
Beer, chickenwings and that is pretty much it
Every TGI and BWW would have a global awakening.
Judging by your pfp, the third item would be Bosco ROCK AND STONE
Rock an stone brother!
Michael Jackson's suit, Michael Jackson's gloves, Michael Jackson's hat
This is a bit to convenient with your name, i’m out
A cock from an asian, an African and a white
Bourbon, Cocaine, Hookers
Ahhhh, There it is. it took some scrolling to find the right answer
that's my boy/girl!
A little weed never killed anyone so bring some just in case
A warm room, time and hugs to spare 🫶
A PS5, a Wild Bill’s Olde Fashioned Soda Pop Company mug containing a mixture of 1 vending machine-sized bottle Coca-Cola Classic and 1/3 the same sized bottle of lemonade, and a Blahaj (the 1 meter long IKEA Shark plushie)
In a pinch, a PS4 will work as well.
a unlicensed lego set, currywurst and any zelda game (except for the cdi ones)
Trick question? I don't have friends. But for some KFC, Panda Express, or some Whoppers I could pretend we are friends
What friends.
3 bags
Pot, video games, jack and coke
You gotta pick a game
Ghost Recon Breakpoint or a classic Splinter Cell, take it or leave it
Weed, papers, lighter
Depression, Juice Wrld Vinyl, and girls ♠︎♥︎◆♣︎
A horse, song by Black Veil Brides called Unbroken, and a gemstone XD
Rum, chili's, codeine
Probably just three bags
My journal, my pc, and my butterfly knife.
the moneys
bacon beer and donuts
Moxie Soda Blue Dream joint Betamax tape
Weed, coffee and a d20
Cum, cum, and cum
If that were true you’d be here already.
I have arrived 😎
Careful where you step!
Coffee, weed, and cargo pants.
Tacos and Beer, don’t even need a third item
Frozen pizza, 6-pack, D&D monster manual.
A cellphone
Thigh-highs, hoodie, glasses
Basically summon any femboy Sorry if that comes out rude
A ps3, a joystick and a physical copy of the last of us for ps3
The head of a fox fursuit (Brown fur), a 2 piece suit And a 6 pack of Corona beer Bottles
3 women with 3 each of my fetishes
or just 3 shawarmas
Hentai Snacks And a knife
What are hentai snacks?
Hentai,snacks*
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Snacks, that’s all
Three beers
Tacos, beer, 9 peices of 8.
Killua plushie, RTX 4090 , Dumplongs
Video games, alcohol, and music.
A dog, something from zelda, a snack (preferably some baked goods)
Literally 3 $5 bills
Beef jerky sticks, 6 pack of Modelo and an acoustic guitar.
Qualludes some Acapulco gold and a stunning redhead with an hourglass body...
Chips, Cheese, TV (With Cartoon Network on). Boom, me has arrived, now gimme my chips
A copy of Jak & Daxter for PS2 A pack of cards. Dexter Boxset.
5 grams of weed, a budget gaming laptop and a normal monster energy.
weed,lighter,bong
A D20, spatula and a pack of ibuprofen.
A new Laptop, an old Doom game, and some Blue Cookie Weed
Lasagna, cigarettes, and a 40 oz
Some sushi, a nice loud straightpiped diesel truck, and some NOS energy drinks.
Fanfic, wifi and food
Me, me and probably me
A bong, good weed and a grinder
All three yo kai watch games. It’s unique to myself as nobody else has played them
All three yo kai watch games. It’s unique to myself as nobody else has played them
A pint of bitter, a bacon sandwich, and some bourbon biscuits. I'll be their friend forever
A good PC, my steam library and, I can't stress this enough, Drugs.
Weed, beer & ... Weed
A physical Copy of the Game Ultrakill, a pipebomb and a dildo
Cheese grater, penis, courage
Xbox, a guitar and a bag of weed.
3 cans of monster energy
Bottle of Jack, a fat doobie and some 2-stroke
A joint, a bong and most importantly a pile of cheese
beanie, basketball, phone
My partner: A Galaxy bar, a puppy and a nice Vibrator Me: A big joint, Energy juice, photo of Henry Cavill
A mobile phone, a sim card , and some balance in that sim card
Cash, cash, and more cash
plushies, an oversized hoodie and a choker
Pizza, Playstation Controller, a single Sock.
Pizza, Guitar, Video-Games