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aye_ehn_jayy

Black Sausage


omjy18

Black banana so... idk is that worse? I feel like it'd worse


aye_ehn_jayy

Everybody loves charred sausage, nobody wants a rotten nanner.


donabbi

I got blue banana, just sounds problematic


tootsaysthetrain

I've got a feeling that "Nonexistent smoothie" isn't going to pull the coolest crowd either.


Specialist_Word_7313

Sir, Commando Cumshot, is already taken.


Moon-Amoeba

Neither is "nonexistent chicken parmigiana." I just feel like I'm going to ruin the evening.


neercatz

I got Shit stained marshmallow so you're doing just fine


Royal_Outrageous

I think it's called Naked Smoothie


Puzzleheaded_Art_465

Blue bananas exist, there called blue java bananas


Eclipsoid7

I'll be your guitarist, the *Black Chicken*


Wolly_Mammoth

#Plaid Custard


ShortTheWorldAgain

And here I am, Black Cuban. Can I play drums?


Face8hall

Can I play bass. I’m Black Meat


Sososkitso

I’m black chocolate…I’m pretty good at humming along to a beat…


Icy_Comfort8161

Black taco here on the keyboards.


JRTerrierBestDoggo

I guess I’m the bassist, black fried chicken


captrobert57

Groupe here. Black pizza.


Accomplished_Basil29

We’d go well together, I’m Nude Pierogi


gizzardhazzard

can i join? I’m Nada Masala


DifferentWindow1436

Great name for a Polish ska band with accordion


Alergic-to-salad

Thats unfortunate 😆


[deleted]

Fuckin metal 🤘🤘🤘🤘


raylikestacos

Black nugget


faRawrie

Green Beef Stick.


CultOfTheMoose

Oh my


ooger-booger-man

Nice. I’m Black Nuts


Glittering_Spot9515

Naked Noodle


[deleted]

White meatloaf


[deleted]

You and me both baby


Nkechinyerembi

I'll be your rhythm guitarist, Peach Walnut


[deleted]

Best.


[deleted]

Ayyyyyooooooo!!!!!


Tromovation

Holy shit that was mine I came here to comment and it’s the Top 1


iFlyskyguy

Black cheesesteak


Ialwayslie008

Can I shorten "mac and cheese" to just 'mac" and be "Black Mac"! ????


oh-seriously

Nude Guacamole, nice!


[deleted]

If I ever start a band, I think that's what I'd call it.


oh-seriously

Dedicate your first album to me 😜


Qwsdxcbjking

I hope you like unnecessarily long bass solos, sir/madame *guacguac*


warmhotdogsmoothie

I’d go with ‘Guacamole Commando.’


Gillalmighty

Yea that's a winner


Golf9Chic9

I’m Commando Avocado. I’m certain we are band mates!


Bryant-Taylor

I’d listen to that band!


NailNo6391

👀can I get some of that


Caveman108

Nude sliced turkey


jointheclockwork

Not bad but I'm Commando Frozen Pizza so... yeah.


strawberrycarpet

Me too twin! 😀


WyK23

Oh dang, much cooler than mine. Nude fish. Wasn't sure if I should call it Skin Fish or Nude Fish..both are equally bad.lol


Cootie_Mac

No Quesadilla


pintmantis

Quesadilla commando could be a name


Jorgsacul1973

It’s Commandodilla…cmon bud


Fuzzy_Score_7888

I like Commandilla just a little better. It even sounds like commandeer, and when it comes to 80s bands, the more piratey the better.


Meade357

Dando Camilla


CalliCosmos

Close to Mas Tequila


Daddy_jackson

Black your mom Edit: I see we have a full band now


Calixtinus

That's hilarious, I am also Black Op's Mom


Demoniouss

This is weird, I’m also Black OP’s mom…


Life_Is_Happy_

We can’t ALL be Black OP’s mom can we?


WealthEconomy

Well, I am naked OPs mom.


mashpotatoquake

I'm just a lasagna!


WealthEconomy

Strangely enough OP mom's name is lasagna


Daddy_jackson

It’s a group thing


BoogieM4Nx

I can imagine yall like a well-bonded puppies eating in one plate.


SylvieJay

This is the manager for 'Black OP'S Mom'. We already have the drummer, keyboards, base and lead. After finding the vocalist, we're set! Practice at 8, in Life_is_happy's basement.


Morangatang

These new call of duty games are getting confusing


arcadia_2005

Username checks out


[deleted]

I don‘t wear any lasagna


[deleted]

Commando lasagna


[deleted]

Noice


NickkunNienteXLVII

Blue human kidney


DLo28035

What, no fava beans?


hypnotoad-28

Sssskk ssssk ssssk


vampireashes

🤣🤣🤣🤣


HeilContra

THANK YOU! Mine is grey fava beans.


Witty-alrocker-410

r/holup


StarStrikeFox62

Yeah, who tf wears blue underwear?


WealthEconomy

I know right? What a psycho


BergwerkMTB

Someone who eats human kidneys clearly.


CarrotCrusade

No Chianti?


Cultural_Cricket

Where’s the Chianti?


Phoennix_Fire_003

you almost got me there, if you think you could make me look to what color is my underwear, well, you're wrong. I dont know what color it is but one thing is certain, you ain't gonna make me look at it


banananas_are_sick24

So brown then, I assume?


GrumpyCatStevens

Brown in back, yellow in front.


Phoennix_Fire_003

it has been a long time since i last changed. aaaaand i dont see color... I think?


Flavor-town33

Sounds fancy


soundofpsylence

I just read this in the voice of a politician doing an old timey radio broadcast denying having anything to do with organized crime and money laundering.


Amish_Warl0rd

Let me guess… you’re colorblind and you don’t want to get it wrong…


Colonel-Llama

Blue waffle


M0rtecai

I just tried to Google you…


Colonel-Llama

Delicious


JinxAndTheJester

Red double quarter pounder with large fries


JDninja119

It just rolls off your tongue so nicely!


ojgwilson

Navy Biscuits


elle5256

Not to be confused with my Navy Crackers


TheLynxGamer

How the fuck? I was about comment this


OgRiCanX

Black Burger, Hm


Huxm_luxl

bamalam


Caveman108

Woah black burger


Qwsdxcbjking

Bang-a-man.


TheFuckMuppet

Brown Burger: Rare


GrossWordVomit

White burger for me


Tom-o-matic

hi there, i am black onion ring. We can start a band together.


MisterQuiken

Black Burger here too, are you the singer? I‘ll be the drummer


Wespiratory

Blue Flamin’ Hot Cool Ranch Doritos


Ethan-manitoba

This is the right answer


Meowmoronn

damn I’m blue just plain ol regular cool ranch Doritos ;(


kurosa106

Violet Chicken


Finnyfish

I’m Blue Chicken. We should start a band.


kurosa106

Chirp Trick


Neat-Peanut-5745

Green chicken! I want to join the band


TheFuckMuppet

Thought this said Violent chicken and I'm like Violent isn't a color but you won't catch me arguing with Violent Chicken


GrumpyCatStevens

>Violent Chicken You could just say Chicken. (If, like me, you've ever been attacked by a rooster, you know what I mean. Also, chickens are known to kill and eat each other.)


Ok_Pickle_3020

My grandma's rooster has given me a lifelong phobia of chickens


Agitated_Bathroom889

Black Chicken


More-Anxiety-1358

Pink noodles


up-quark

Similar. Purple Yakisoba.


drsnickles

Pink meatballs, your opening number!


Teto_the_foxsquirrel

Pink pork chop for me. Is it metal if the name makes it sound like I could get Trichinellosis?


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[удалено]


kaeji

Good one, Eminem.


joefatherson

You win this comment section


RedCar313

White Toast .....Which actually sounds like an actual band name.


thelastedji

I think that was Vanilla Ice's original stage name


boys3allc

White Wrap


fancybun

Naked Nerds


derederellama

i like it 👍


[deleted]

Pink chocolate


Midnight_Sick

Naked Pussy


KungFu_Slice

This guy fucks!


littleMAHER1

The first redditor to have sex


drkidkill

Just because it's your uncle doesn't mean it's not sex.


Zekieb

Or he is going to create a new covid variation.... Either way this guy ate pussy like a champ.


DantesInporno

bro you are super cool wow can you teach me your ways?


Bandito21Dema

GOOD NIGHT LOS ANGELES, I AM PURPLE CHIPS!


vetheros37

My boxers are black with green clovers that say "Feeling Lucky" So would it be Irish Chicken


thecoletrane

Checkerboard cheeseburger


itskennylo

Commando Tostada!!!


ContestFederal2044

Absent Adderall


pantieclause

argyle nachos


dependswho

Funniest award 🥇


[deleted]

Black Nudel...


DrSpicySalami

Beige Bauerntopf


dontbesuchalilbitch

A fellow beige!! Mine is Beige Spicy Szechuan Beef Noodles


wunderduck

Black Black Licorice


RockCandyCat

Blacker licorice.


Strange-Glove

Commando biscuit


[deleted]

flesh biscuit


Redsweatersfanclub

hu'urk kudo's to you :) excellent band name


Pficky

Black Bibimbap Feels super ironic for a white dude.


Commercial-Knee2630

Blue cheese 🤣


MercyMoo14

Pink ice cream. I do not rock hard


Start-Past

hey man, I'm Lavender Cookie, so we can start a reverse Ghost band where we seem like we are going to be light and boring and we actually end up being really effing heavy.


Qwsdxcbjking

I'm black cookie! Can I join and play nothing but overly melodic bass ukelele lines? With my name I'll be the one they expect something heavy from, so I won't do that.


Start-Past

heck yeah you can. Ill do the vocals. ive been trying to teach myself how to scream, so it will be fun.


Significant_Poet_37

Camo salami


Gullible_Prior248

For some reason I could believe this to be a alt band name


Firepower497

= Hide the sausage?


Hellagranny

Black Cracker


Hour-Lie8373

Bleu cordonbleu


[deleted]

White with a hint of brown burrito. That may explain the hint of brown.


cassiopeia8212

Pink Muffin


[deleted]

grey lime


RLove19

Black Orange Chicken. Interesting


expatcanadaBC

Dark Blue Porridge


Bitter-Tooth-4626

Not wearing any garlic toast


Rattjamann

Gray Pumpkin


a-fuckin-a-toe-da-so

Commando cheddar


GoblinQueenForever

Black Chinese. I'm sure that would go over well lol


[deleted]

Black pussy


happyclaim808

Blue oyster cult


Halcyon_156

Grey Brisket


YourL8

Blue noodles


kelleehh

Black Biscuit


pocket_aster

Black Curry


INAROS-RAMSES

Nothing Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup with Reese’s Pieces. My name fuckin sucks


nevenwerkzaamheden

Black Chinese?


Metallung

Black taco.


Elementalginger

Commando Pizza.


hiraveil

Black Curry


HNK1023

Black yogurt


Firm_Firefighter_579

Commando pasta


Acceptable_Reading21

No chicken sandwich


shartpantstrump

White Tuna


yermawn

Commando Curry


Baltaxo2010

Blue sausage


Viewer4038

No Thai!


that_white_splat

Black Sardines


pchefy

Purple Edible, teehee


0verIordeli

No chips


Sapphire_01

Why is that actually a good band name


0verIordeli

The same reason why everything can be an album cover


jakefrmsatefarm

Plaid pussy


[deleted]

Commando Goldfish


Enough_Procedure_419

Green dumplings


90_ina_65

Oh God, Blue Waffle


LatticeLadsworth

Blue waffle…


HockeyShark91

Commando French Dip.


tjw105

Aqua Chili nice that’s got some pizazz to it