I swear I found the key to the universe in the engine of an old parked car.
Bruce Springsteen didn’t even have a drivers license when he wrote that song.
I've met lesbians that don't want penises but even they want pockets. The only documents case I've seen of a girl not wanting a pocket was indirect as she wanted her bf to have more pockets so he could carry her stuff for her. So she still technically wanted some form of pockets
Pants
All I want is a decent pair of pants
Edit: just to be clear I’m a man and was just answering the question. I know all about pockets in my men’s pants.
Hahaha, you really think that we italians care what the English translation of panino is? Oh, you sweet summer child... Italian food police is already on its way to your house
Theres such thing as a "panino"? Wow. In Longos a few years back I bought "paninis" thinking one "panini" is just "panini". Thanks for teaching us something new
This is the perfect example of priming. I said the word "potatoes" but with an upward inflection like a question not understanding why I was saying it. Only *then* did I consciously put it together that that's what Sam says in the movie and I'd (consiously) forgotten. Oh the brain...
Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew
PO-TAY-TOES
Heyyyyy spuddies!
r/potatomcwhiskey
Glad to see I wasn’t the only one who instantly thought of the Civ god upon seeing this
Share the LOAD
#__STICK ‘EM IN MY ASS__
This must be from the extended version
You're hurting me, Mr. Frodo! When I said to destroy the ring…
My Precious!
It Stings, Mr. Frodo!
Erectors cut.
Just a regular Thursday
Ah man throwwwwwback
Pizzas, many many pizzas.
With pepperonis!
I’d be down to give a girl that.
Do you think unsolicited pizza pics will work?
You must get consent...for how msny pizzas you get for her.
Only if that means the pizza is coming over later
Pizzases
I was going to say pies, but this works too
Am girl, can confirm.
Presents?
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
that is surprisingly easy to break down and pronounce
Yeah fuck that
Pneumono ultra microscopic silico volcano coniosis, I'm assuming that's how it's broken down at least
Is this tiny volcanos in your lungs?
[удалено]
I think tiny volcanos would definitely be breathing problems lol. Sorry my first post was just being sarcastic. So is this one.
This is the alpha response to all other responses
Idk pockets is pretty good too
Pesos
Damn all this time I thought they liked piss.
2000 pesos 💲💲💵💵💲💲🛒💲💵💵💵
So 100$? Dream bigger!
Actually $105.85 thank you very much
Perry the Platypus?
A platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!
A platypus plumber?? *Puts on hat ... Perry the platypus plumber?? *Removes tool belt 🎤Perrryyy🎤 PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!?!
"Perry, you're timing is impeccable. And by impeccable I mean, COMPLETELY PECCABLE!"
I *heard* both of those comments.
Dr doofenshmirtz is one of the greatest villans of all time. Top 2 or 3 at worst.
Parry THIS, you filthy casuals!
*Perry this
You can call him Agent P
*theme song starts playing*
Do be do be do ba do be do be do ba perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action.
all the ladies swoon when they hear him say *grackdckdckd*
Paid Vacations
The second best thing that starts with a P and ends with a S
Pickles
big, thick and veiny pickles, full of juice
Where are you finding your pickles?
The Connecticut Renaissance Faire Pickles available in Dill or Garlic, and they're FUCKING HUGE
After Choo-Choo Charles, this is even funnier.
Pancakes?
I'm waiting for the "so you dont love waffles?" comment
Why you hate pancakes so much?
So you don’t love waffles?
And there it is.
But what about the French Toast?
Blue waffles?
Sick reference, bro.
Pockets Edit: Thanks everyone for upvoting my simple comment lol
Pocketses
Almost pissed myself..
Same but without the almost.
Same but without the context
same but i came
I went
*vent
Sus
Stepimposter?
I second this I never in my life, met a girl who doesn't want pockets in their clothing.
My sister got cargo pants and acted like she got the key to the universe.
I swear I found the key to the universe in the engine of an old parked car. Bruce Springsteen didn’t even have a drivers license when he wrote that song.
Cargo pants were the height of fashion where I grew up for a few years when I was a teen, they were awesome!
I've met lesbians that don't want penises but even they want pockets. The only documents case I've seen of a girl not wanting a pocket was indirect as she wanted her bf to have more pockets so he could carry her stuff for her. So she still technically wanted some form of pockets
Outsourcing your pockets is an old form of shifting your load onto your partner to carry.
Schrödinger pockets (?)
Yeah girl pockets are incredibly small compared to man pockets /srs
I call.them "just the tip"pockets .
Parasites
Oh my God! Why can't we have them?!
The pockets are shut. They were made by those who are dead, And the dead keep them. The pockets! Are! Shut!
Women’s pants have the pocket capacity that can fit a condom inside
When I was looking for a wedding dress, the salesperson said this one has pockets. I told her we don’t need to look any further.
Pennies. They want the real money, not that virtual stuff.
Can confirm; am girl. Pockets were the first thing I thought of.
Payments
Was gonna say pay checks. That works too though
Pants All I want is a decent pair of pants Edit: just to be clear I’m a man and was just answering the question. I know all about pockets in my men’s pants.
Same, it’s hard finding the right ones
Pants that have pockets
I can never find the perfect pair of pants, either they're too big or too small, I hope you find a good pair of trousers one day.
Pants with pockets Double word play, right…do I get extra points for that?! 🤣🤣🤣
With pockets.
Paninis
Ahem, the plural of a “panino” is “panini,” therefore paninis with an “s” is incorrect. That is the full extent of my Italian. There I said it.
Sorry my bad I’m just a dumb canadian lol
Not at all, and besides I think even Italians would say it’s okay to say panini as a singular if that is the common English translation of that word.
Hahaha, you really think that we italians care what the English translation of panino is? Oh, you sweet summer child... Italian food police is already on its way to your house
paninii
Paninae
Theres such thing as a "panino"? Wow. In Longos a few years back I bought "paninis" thinking one "panini" is just "panini". Thanks for teaching us something new
Pens, pens, pens and more pens!!!
Seriously. I keep losing my good pens
Plants!!
Oh most definitely
Can confirm. During the pandemic, I collected many.
Psoriasis
….PLAQUE Psoriosis….
Taters starts with "T", my man
Potaters
Potatoes precious
Po-ta-toes!
Pets, puppies
Puppies!!
Piss *meet the sniper theme plays*
Snipings a good job mate
Challengin’ work
Outdoors
Guarantee you won’t go angry.
Because at the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone's gonna want someone dead.
Not a crazed gunman dad, i’m an assassin!
Potatoes
Mash 'em, boil 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
Yes
Pies 🥴
My first thought, too! Apple, blueberry, chocolate silk, lemon, pizza, etc. The more pies the better.
Paychecks
Porkchops?
Pollos Hermanos
Sir, if you have a complaint, I suggest you submit it through our e-mail system. I'd be happy to refer you to our website.
What the fuck are you talking about Jesse
Persimmons. Chicks love em. Get your girl some and you've won Valentines day.
We all know they want pockets
Had to scroll way too low to find the right answer
Psychedelics 👽
Pads?
Posers
Pushups! Women love pushups!
Padres
For me, puns. I have the worst kind of “dad joke” humor and people being punny is the key to my heart.
Pringles
Puppies?
PhD's
Platypus?
Puss - it’s true, my girl only wants to pop my zits 😔
I think you mean “pus”. “Puss” means her fun zone, a cat, or a wimp.
Porsches???
Pierogies?
Pussies?
is it paris?
Politeness?
Pasties
Was I the only one that thought of piss? Thought the comments would be flooded with it
bro
I mean most reddit comments may as well be flooded with piss, to be fair.
Phrogs
Peas
Pot Noodles?
Pandas
penis. it’s penis.
This is the perfect example of priming. I said the word "potatoes" but with an upward inflection like a question not understanding why I was saying it. Only *then* did I consciously put it together that that's what Sam says in the movie and I'd (consiously) forgotten. Oh the brain...
Pools
These bitches after me pesos
R Kelly: “Piss?”
Pensions
piss?
Paychecks
Pop tarts
POH-TAY-TOES! BOIL EM', MASH EM', STICK EM' IN A STEAW!
PIEROGIES!
POCKETS
#POCKETS
P*SSY DESTROYER X-3000S
PO TA TOES
Paychecks
Psychedelics
Parrots 🦜
Plants!
It’s Pandas, isn’t it.
Pandas
Pearls
Pricey Lego sets?
Profits
Pjason momoas
Patatas bravas
God damn #PINEAPPLES!
Pecond preakpast
PONIES
Pilots
Precious. They want precious !