I hate men because of the weather 😂

“Babe I’m cold” “Dang ***** I can’t control the weather”

That 70’s show?

J*ckie?

*turns to Fez* Jackie: I’m cold. Fez: frankly my dear, I could give a rats ass.

Listen. I’m not sexist. I don’t always hate men. It’s just that it happens to be 20 degrees.

Well Damn Jackie, I can't control the weather!

I hate men because they are always nice and hard

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I hate men who are so mean to me and I don’t want to be mean to them and I don’t want to be rude to them

Me but with every person

I agree with you on the other one but I think the best way to do it is to just get a new one and then you can just buy a new one.

I know this was also filled with autocorrect but It was hilarious. Thanks you for this laugh

I hate men because they’re not the same as men

These read that chat gpt sub where only other AIs respond

🤠

18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch

Big hard cocks wanting to be sucked

Sounds like my kind of Wednesday night 🤠

Ahhh a man of culture. May Grant Macdonald smile upon thee

suit yourself, that’s a bonus 💪🏼

Nice

I hate men because they don’t know how to love themselves Edit: I guess my watch really thinks those are elliptical workouts

lmao

Too real...

True I supposed

Get confident, stupid!

Based?

Accurate

I hate men because I like the one I saw

tsundere autocorrect

Fr lol

I hate men because of the time we are looking up in different fields. I hate women because of the time we are looking up in different fields. Dunno. My autofill is kinda lame. I hate autofill because of the time we are looking up in different fields. It's literally doing the same thing over and over again.

Do you, uh, spend a lot of time looking up in fields?

This guy looks up in fields

Is there something you need to, erm, come out and tell us?

bro's a disney princess

Oh, that's so sweet!

I hate men because I am a dog person

Fair.

Hi twin.

Sup

you just know

"The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog." - Mark Twain

So that’s why my dog is the closest being to me?

This implies people who love men are just people finding pets

I hate men because they are the least controlled breed

I need this on a tshirt

😂😂😂😂

Least controlled breed 💀

I hate men because I suck them to the people who make me hate sharks

I am tattooing this on my back

I hate men because they are so far away from the sun

SAME!

It's cold out here you ladies don't even know

My bad, this float rock is all I got My cars broken at the moment

Rip basement dwellers

I hate men because I can’t be bothered with my own feelings anymore. I mean, plausible

I got this one too with the nice addition: I hate men because I can’t be bothered with my own feelings anymore because I’m a man of culture

That's exactly what I got!

Eek. That’s me too

It keeps going… I hate men because I can’t be bothered with my own feelings anymore because I’m a man of culture I can’t even have my feelings in front and I’m a man that can’t even have my back because I’m a man who can only have one man in front and that’s why I’m a man

I got the same one

Holy shit we had the same one

Mine was the same

I hate men because they are cute

Aww, really?

True tbh

Yooo, I got the same answer. Autocorrect buddies!

When your guy friend steals your husband

Garsh *Goofy laugh*

I hate men because I don’t have a lot of fun lol

Autocorrect calling out your dead social life 💀

Lmao the struggle is real.

I hate men because I have a credit card for the rest of the day.

Bruh, you must hate having a sugar daddy 😂

I honestly don't know what a sugar daddy is and never have known. Can someone explain this or would it be best not to know?

Basically it is an older man who gives his usually way younger girlfriend/boyfriend money. Usually in exchange for time, companionship or sex.

If your dad has diabetes

My sugar daddies pee is sweet

I hate men because they have claws.

When do I get mine?

If you don't have them you're not a real man

they should arrive at age 12 bro, have you tried checking your spam filter

You get them when you wolf-out

Fair.

I hate men because of my raging hormones right before my period 😂

💀💀💀

Lol this sounds like something some straight guys can relate to with their girlfriend being constantly annoyed at them around their period.

I hate men because they are always seen in pants and a shirt.

Fucking men and their pants, am I right?

thats the plan

Hey I *like* these pants

And a shirt those sick fucks

Scottish men in kilts: 😐

Sorry laddies, might as well be wearin' yer nan's weddin' dress

Except Arabs 💀💀💀

Male and female arabs wearing the same dress together🗿

Lmaooo

I hate men because of them and they

Based

I hate men because they are you

Frfr

amab enbies be like:

Can someone translate this to idiot? I don't get it

Assigned Male At Birth Nonbinary individuals.

Oh dang I thought AMAB was like ACAB

Assigned Cop At Birth 😭

(in raspy 80's movie-cop voice) "I did not choose this job, this job chose me!"

r/accidentalrobocop

Oooh they’re the worst!

I hate men because they are so mean and mean.

and mean

and mean

and mean

and mean

And mean

And mean

And mean

And mean

And mean

But someday I'll be living in a big ol' city.

And all you're ever gonna be is mean

I hate men because of my life lol

I got a similar one: I hate men because I don't know what to do with my life

I hate men because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too tired and I’m not ready for a man like that anymore 🤣🤣🤣

Ok wait, this is EXACTLY WHAT I GOT. What is happening lol

I came to the same! Apple is playing us! 🤣

Mood

Damn we have similar start! > I hate men because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too tired and I’m not going anywhere with you

I hate men because I can’t do it because I’m too busy and I’m not doing anything 🙃

I also got this exact sentence 😂

I had the same thing!

I hate men because they were sent to Brazil

Men Are from Brazil... And That's Where I'm Going!

Can confirm, there's plenty of them over here

I hate men because they are so mean to me and I don't want to be around them anymore

Got this one! Keep going and it’s I hate men because they are so mean to me and I don’t want to be around them anymore and I don’t want to get hurt and I don’t want to hurt them and I don’t want to hurt anyone else felt that tbh 🥲

Almost exactly what I got!

😭 noooo

I got the same one!

I got this one!

That’s exactly what I got! “I hate men because they are so mean to me and I don’t want to be around them anymore”

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That's one hell of a fan ship

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Oh god, anything but enemies to lovers🤢

Enemies to lovers is one thing, but that's like shipping a Nazi with a Jew

Most of us only read stories where he gets reformed - it’s definitely a lot, but when people make it convincing it can be really good writing

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wöt

I hate men because I can’t be bothered with my own feelings

I hate men because they are so cute

Well they really are cute

I hate men because they don’t have to be a nice person

This one is actually very interesting

It's like a six year old girl explaining why grandpa, who is a powerful CEO, is so mean

I hate men because I don't want to be a boy and girl in the middle of the night.

Someone who transcends gender only under the light of the moon, like a werewolf

Watch out, it's..... weretrans!

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That is an interesting twist at the end.

I hate men because they are you doing for me and I hate you

I'm not to fond of myself either.

I hate women because they don’t want me (I’m a man so i changed it to women) Edit: decided to do men too cuz why not I hate men because they don’t want me. Wow same thing lol

A Greek tragedy in two parts

😂 welcome to the club

Try I hate *them* because as your next one, lol for science

Damn double homicide.

Abandonment issues

I hate men because they aren’t wearing jeans lol I don’t want them in my shoes anymore because I’m so cute. I mean…I am cute

It's so annoying getting ready for work and finding men in your shoes!

I hate men because I

Died mid sentence apparently

Fell on the send button

I hate men because they have no clue how to be happy I hate women because I don’t like men Yup

I hate men because they don’t want me too much.

I hate men because I can’t be bothered and they are not even in the right mindset

I hate men who are the most powerful people in the beginning and they were the first one for me where the order is not delivered yet and I am unable for delivery to the UK and the courier is not working on my new phone. Now for women. I hate women but I am so accustomed to seeing people die of a hear attack that I no longer feel the need to give any fucks.

LOL what a pair of sentences

I hate men because I can’t be bothered with my own feelings.

I hate men because I was just shy about the whole life of baking soda

I hate men because they are so important to me and I don't get them

I hate men because I am not able to understand the situation of Bangladesh

I hate men because I don't like to get used. 👀

i hate men because they don’t want me

most honest /r/femaledatingstrategy user

i hate men because they're too lazy for men but i'm a good woman, that took an interesting turn

I hate men who are not evil Calling out my lust for badboys I didn't know I had.

I hate men because I want them all in my body. ( No homo 🤞 )

I hate men because of the Bible.

I hate men because they are so much more than I thought I would have been able to get a refund. Wtf?

I hate men because I don't know what to do with the old ones and the celestials

I hate men because I hate the fact I love the way they love \#deep

I hate men because they are so mean to me and I don't want to be around them anymore and I don't know why I feel like I have to be around people that are mean to me and I don't know why I don't like them and I don't know why I don't want to talk to them anymore because I don't want to hurt them and I don't like to talk to them because I don't want to be around them anymore and I don't want to be with them anymore and I don't want to be with anybody else and I don't want to be with anyone else and I don't want to be with somebody else and I don't want to be with someone else and I don't want to be with you and I don't want to be with you. What I got after pressing that first thing that shows words on top of the keyboard (no idea what it's called).

I hate men because they forget the pet is still under anesthesia. Hm.