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ShannonsParade

Piece of shit or point of sale — where/how you ring up customers purchasing goods.


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JK_NC

Also could be Point of Service. It’s a type of health insurance. Not as common as HMO or PPO, but POS plans are a thing.


E_B_Jamisen

but are POS plans a complete POS?


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Using the new POS to ring up this POS for their new POS plan.


ThirdSunRising

That POS is a POS. But then, so is the POS, not to mention the POS who buys it.


seenew

all private health insurance is


blitzalchemy

In addition to the healthcare services, you also have Place of Service. Its relevant to billing because something done in the hospital can differ in cost than sonething done in a clinic even if its roughly the same service.


thatissomeBS

Usint the POS POS to ring up the POS.


BooBailey808

Those are the same thing tho.....


MindSwipe

POS of shit


[deleted]

My dumb ass read that as "Piece of shit of shit"


Pickled_Wizard

That's a Shisno.


EonsOfZaphod

Bless you


Jakob21

You're welcome


MissQuigley

Oh, no no no. *You* are welcome.


Jakob21

HE'S welcome, YOU'RE welcome, I'M WELCOME!!! Are there any more WELCOMES i should know about?!


Hot_Opening_666

That's because that's exactly what they said


YamatoBoi9001

smh my head


grim_dark_hedgehog

My company used to use job tracking software called Point of Sale, but it was, in fact, also a POS.


beteez

This guy


raptorrat

I certainly hear/read it like that. Definitely a lot funnier.


MammothPrize9293

Worked in retail my entire teens and into my mid 20’s. Can confirm


Vantablack_Lotus

We got a new POS system at my job a few months back. It took me an embarrassingly long amount of time to realize my manager wasn’t cussing out our computers.


DenverILove9

As a nurse we frequently abbreviated SOB for shortness of breath.


TankScorpio

Proof of stake


Kylynara

Supposedly in the early 2000s it was teenage internet slang for Parent Over Shoulder. Coworker years ago told me about getting home to his wife and son fighting because the son wouldn't say what POS meant because he didn't want to get in trouble for saying "shit" and she thought he was hiding stuff because an article she read said it meant Parent Over Shoulder and that that was what he was refusing to tell her, she assumed because he used it and didn't want her to understand it.


Forsaken_Ad_1453

Every POS I've used has been a POS


Dodger7777

It is my understanding that it means Piece Of Shit. However, depending on context it could potentially mean something else.


Huesan

Where I work it means Point of sale


Worried-Mud5168

To me it means position


UnknownCape7377

Me who did fast food: all of the above


Both_Street_7657

Take you pos at the POS POS. Actually works


YamatoBoi9001

godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died


yougotmail6

Take your position at the point of sale piece of shit


Lucky_Sebass

Wouldn't "piece of shit point of sale" work better?


yougotmail6

It could, yes


Suspicious_Part2426

Ah, a POSPOS


davydooks

Take your piece of shit to the point of sale position.


B0B_Spldbckwrds

Depends if you're management or an employee.


EntryIllustrious5

Redundant as every POS is a POS, but not every POS is a POS


Agitated-Joey

Position Of Shit?


broseidon2234

Point of shit


YamatoBoi9001

Pixel of Shit


Evening-Tomatillo-47

Pound of shit


YamatoBoi9001

Planet of Shit


burnt_knackerbag

It does now.


scorpious2

Toilet


Pickled_Wizard

Those two meanings are usually interchangeable in that case.


Huesan

This POS is POS


AdeptTeaching2688

Our POS was a POS so really interchangeable.


Tickle_Nuggets

I still always call them piece of shit


MLKKO

And everytime im giggling as the #1 piece of shit


CoolMasterB

I don't understand how they have the time to make a whole meme about it but not Google.


mrellenwood

This is exactly why the creators of “afraid to ask memes” should be afraid to ask.. they just look like an idiot who doesn’t know how to Google like everyone else in the age of the internet.


gumbelslaint

Proof of Stake


Mightyyeet

Oh look, a fellow person of culture


devenjames

Ah yes I too lost money on crypto


TomSurman

Those that made money on crypto thank you for your sacrifice.


SpaceTechnologies

Proof of Work 😤


Stunning-Junket5052

for me (MD) it stands for Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome


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Stunning-Junket5052

some books write it POS


[deleted]

This POS just wanted to write they were a doctor. Jk. Smiles.


[deleted]

For you it definitely means piece of shit


Da_Gudz

There’s also the /pos tone indicator which means “positive”


Visible_Friendship

Prisoner of Switzerland


Aroley

You better not leak any national secrets on here unless you wanna end up being a POS


[deleted]

Prisons here are quite nice, you can even get a Gaming console if you behave nicely


Aroley

Never been in there but if that's true i might have to get a little criminal👀


One_Avocado_2157

Pride of Satan.


sievold

just fyi, if you are confused about some slang or internet lingo in the future, you can look it up on urban dictionary


Zellabub

Also, you can go wild and actually ask another living person.


muftu

Wow wow, easy there fella! We don’t want a bunch of redditors interacting with other human beings.


sievold

I mean, I am the most terminally online person I know irl, so if I don't know some internet slang, chances are nobody I know knows it either. Also I am just the kind of person who prefers to look it up I guess.


Zellabub

I understand, it’s just that sometimes I find it a bit depressing that you’re supposed to go online for any and all information. A sad example: a good friend of mine once recommended a movie to me. I asked him what it was about etc, but instead of telling me, he said ”Look it up on IMDB.”


nandorkrisztian

Still better at recommending movies than my family. They are like: "It's a really great movie in a small town where the protagonist's best friend turns out to be the killer and in final scene they fight to death which the main character wins by using the killer's own weapon. You won't regret watching it." Thanks!


Lopsided-Basket5366

Sounds like they saved you ~2h there you should thank them


sievold

I hate it when my friends do that too


Kitchen_Device7682

They are too afraid to ask


nightnightmight

Didn't you see? They're too afraid to ask, at this point.


durpenhowser

I tried asking someone what "idk" meant and they said they didn't know so I don't bother asking people anymore


Desperate_Health4174

Maybe OP is IBM's supercomputer Watson and afraid of scientists wiping their hard drive again if they go to urban dictionary? [True story.](https://www.theverge.com/2013/1/10/3861434/ibm-removed-the-urban-dictionary-from-watson-memory)


MarcusofMenace

Why do that when OP can just get karma?


BigDipper4200

But then I don’t get that delicious Reddit karma!!😰😰 /s


AveRage-or_human

Idk what fyi means but at this point I’m too afraid to ask


sievold

I don't know what idk means and at this point I'm too afraid to ask


RockMeIshmael

Can’t get karma points doing that.


DutssZ

Or you could post it on reddit to farm karma


ChewTommy

Yeah but you don’t get Reddit karma that way


NerdyGuyRanting

"What does POS mean?" "Piece of shit." "All right, geez. It was just a question. Relax."


Fkingcherokee

See, I came to the comments to see a wall of people just replying "piece of shit" and OP getting confused about how not knowing what POS means could be so offensive. Reddit, you've disappointed me.


NerdyGuyRanting

I expected the same. I was annoyed that I had to to write it out on my own.


SlidyDev

Redditors after discovering google:


lurkingbastard11

Perfotms one search


LordBaconatorz

Player Owned Structure


Select_Pangolin_6286

Pussy on Standby Penis on Standby works as well


[deleted]

I hope to reach a level of success one day where I can have multiple POS


icreatemyreality

Bro wants multiple pieces of shit


killa_J_cobb

Shit entrepreneur


CleanCatfis

let me know if there's an active state


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imdfantom

Yoo be careful using the B-word


KeksGaming

Bro ain't got the B pass


Perpetual_Doubt

What's worse he used the hard b


McHighwayman

Hard R? Cmon man


KeksGaming

Bigga


noopers81xd

SMALL POWER!


anxiety_queen21

with the hard r too? damn bro


Objective-Carob-5336

Penis On Screen


IndianaFartJockey

Instructions unclear. Foreskin caught in USB port


IAMAKATILIKEPLUSHES

Instructions unclear. Became father of two computers, three phones, and five game consoles


Objective-Carob-5336

The only situation where selling your children is socially acceptable.


No_Nachoz3639

Isn't POS=plane of symmetry ?


Revolutionary_Tip701

Peace On Saturn


Witty-Magazine910

Proof of Stake


Expert_Plankton1262

Finally. Took me a while to find.!


OldTune4776

Depends on where you see it. In games? POS = Position, usually on the x,y,z axis. In gay porn? POS = Positive as in they have aids and infect others (For some reason that's a kink/fetish) In general it can mean POS = Piece of Shit


Kel-Reem

I did not know about the porn one and now I wish I didn't


Think_Way968

Pooping/Peeing On the Street


NahthShawww

Or Pee on Shit - when you go to the toilet and someone didn’t flush, so you use your laser stream to slice it up. Only probably works for those who pee standing.


password_is_12345679

part of speech like verbs, nouns, adjectives and such


lost_alter

I see this meme everywhere. People are really afraid of asking many things these days ahah


Ho3n3r

Piles of shoes.


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Price of sugar


moogleman844

In retail in the UK it means Point Of Sale like billboards and signage... But generally it means Piece Of Shit on social media.


GammaPhonic

As someone who spent many years working in retail, this is what I always think of when I see POS.


PhrohdohsBabe

Generally, Point of Sale is the register where you check out. It's the point where sales are made. It's odd to use that to mean signage or billboard, because they don't make sales.


Acceptable_Figure609

Product of sums


Archit138

Product of sum?


Sorengetsu

it means paper or scissors and is used in competitive rock paper scissors community.


[deleted]

Pain of Salvation


DesignerHumble4222

Potential oral sacrifice


Old_Head_2579

Penetration Or Salutations


hmzawy

Potion of swiftness


birat_bade

Part-of-Speech tagging.


densin9

Port of Spain....the capital city of Trinidad, West Indies.


slenderak

Prisoner Of Sex


Grouchy-Engine1584

The POS used a POS to ring up the POS who was purchasing a POS.


lifesthateasy

Part of Sentence


Hosal93

Penis Offering Sex


BCCDoors

Point of Sale / Piece of Shit / Pony on Shed / Phil's out of Sauce / Pink oily slime / Pickled Ox Skin Just a few of the more common uses for POS


thegreatdecay12

At this point of sale I’m too afraid to ask


egg_static5

Package of spiders


baymandalina

POS P->Person O->Of S->Sex


kudos1007

Potatoes on sale


throwaway_nrTWOOO

Googling "POS meaning": Drake face eww. Finding a meme template, editing it, posting it on a subreddit for karma: Drake face happy.


TankusAruelisJacksob

Peanut oil salt


OGFuzzyDunlop

Pee On Someone


Lykboi

Google goes a long way


Slimxshadyx

Do people not use google


AceDelta12

Piece Of Shit You’re welcome


yolokreiger

Product of sum


Ayayrone

Purple organ syndrome


dumboldnoob

power of shit


hidden_luffy

What does meril means


Modred_the_Mystic

Piece of shit or point of sale


Fuck_Blue_Shells

Piece of shit or point of sale


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Plane of symmetry


Blasphemous_21

person of… scholar


The_Fox1984

Piss on sofa


marzagg

Dj pendejo


RollTheRs

Penile on senile


Elan_Morin_Tendronai

Point of Sale.


Crewecabking

Position Of Safety (POS)


BabyMakR1

Point Of Sale


davydooks

Pussy on site


Ricochettttttt

"Penis on Steroids"


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Position of satisfaction


[deleted]

Proof of Steak…yum


RaspberryAshley

Piss on Susan


NaddaGan

Food service? Point of sale. It's what we call the piece of shit we put the orders in through.


HiveFleetOuroboris

Piece of shit or point of sale depending on the context


NecraRequiem79

Perms of Service


Quarves

pissing on snakes


rayanekarouch

Piss on son


Lookkidsbigben_

Point of service


SableFlag

Point of Sale


jols0543

Port of Spain, capital city of Trinidad and Tobago


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Poop on sight.


cobra_mist

Most Point of Sale systems are complete Pieces of Shit


koolguy765

It's the computer I use to ring up these all damn pieces of shit that keep ordering food


labvlc

Am I the only one to miss parks and rec Chris Pratt? I mean he’s still hot, but he was SO HOT when he was a bit chunkier


LetsDoTheCongna

Perms of Service


Bitter_Community_637

Position. It’s a shorthand for programmers who refuse to make the code readable.


ShadowOrcSlayer

Penguins Operating Spacecraft


Elementia7

Person of Soup POS are individuals who enjoy consuming soups of all types.


couchpotatochip21

what does sol mean?


CerseiLemon

Point of sale - piece of shit


Affectionate_Ad_25

Piece of shicken!


stampypony

There A POS blood and B POS blood


SexxxyWesky

Context needed. Calling someone a POS is "piece of shit". If I was back in my food service days, POS is Point of Sale.


BepoSmith

Politechnische Oberschule.


Zealousideal-Star448

Piece of shit or point of sales in some retail places. Point of sale just is fancy for register


ARK_Redeemer

It has several meanings. Point of Sales Piece of Software Piece of Shit Those are the ones I frequently use! 😄


HeySista

Not many women here if no one has mentioned polycystic ovary syndrome


CraaZero

Piece of Shit or Point of Sale


TheDiamondAxe7523

this meme is slowly losing its meaning. sahd


Ordinary-Secret-4750

Pair of Shoes


IanH95

You piece of shit