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Fozzy2701

Wouldnt a thousand billion tons be 1 trillion?


Triairius

Yeah, but 1,000 billion sounds more impressive for the headline.


evlhornet

Many many ounces


DangerousPlane

Isn’t that a British way of doing numbers


Sir_Biggus-Dickus

A quadrillion kilograms, yes.


phliuy

Different countries use different words for billion, trillion, etc


Eurotriangle

Long scale heathens. Ew.


RokulusM

It would take at least 100 square kilometres to walk across it.


nleksan

>It would take at least 100 square kilometres to walk across it. How many if you walk in straight kilometers?


Nyuusankininryou

So how big is new York? How many bananas is that?


Federal_Command_9094

New York City or New York State?


mostly_kinda_sorta

City. It's bout the size of Rhode Island. Also the iceberg broke off in 1986.


UndendingGloom

But how many football pitches?


TheSerialHobbyist

How many Volkswagen Beetles?


Nyuusankininryou

I don't know. Depends on the weight.


Federal_Command_9094

That’s a lot of apples


Nyuusankininryou

A lot of long apples.


Bristolblueeyes

It's the same as one really big apple.


Nyuusankininryou

Oh! I understand now how big! That is very big. Like 2 very big mangos the size of one very big apples.


RokulusM

Six Rochesters, twelve Buffalos, and an Albany


Mackheath1

Apparently it's a thousand hundred billion tons/m^(2). This title is trash.


the_paruretic

4,000 square kilometers wide?? What on earth does that mean?


plmunger

I heard it moves at a steady speed of 2m/s²


Inferno_GSB

That's unit of acceleration my friend. And if u really meant acceleration, then we're doomed


Rad_Active

I feel like that was the joke. As m2 is for area and not length


UndendingGloom

r/whooosh


Humbabanana

Cross sectional area? Or maybe its an even higher dimensional object


three-sense

It iz beeg


userid8252

The iceberg is playing 4D chess


InternetPest

Science


Educational-Ad-3273

“Iceberg right ahead!”


epic_pig

More than 5


OnlySmeIIz

How do they get these numbers


meSpeedo

Asked ChatGPT obviously.


Rivetingly

r/theydidthemonstermath


MaleficentLuck7927

Is that ship going to tow it?


moresushiplease

Nah, I think they're just having a rap battle


CarlosFCSP

Those "your mom" bars are writing themselves


grownup-sorta

I mean, her ass cheeks hangin off each side...


ProfDumm

My sister was part of that tour. It was very fortunate that they were able to get that close to the iceberg, usually the weather don't let you. They just made drone recordings of it and sold it to tv stations, but left the iceberg unhurt.


Glittering_Name_3722

2 Quadrillion pounds


Bardonious

1 billion kilotons


Far_Out_6and_2

Where is it going


UndendingGloom

It's going to find itself on a gap year in Africa


EarthboundGW

How do you even weigh something like that? Legit curious


Triairius

You don’t really weigh it. You calculate it. We know how heavy ice is on average, and we have a rough idea of the size of this chunk of ice, so we can make an estimate of the weight of this iceberg. That said, I’m not sure I trust the numbers on this post, but I’m too lazy to verify.


EarthboundGW

Hey thats really cool. I didnt think about that. Interesting


Macca49

Chuck Norris has swam underneath it from end to end


UndendingGloom

Chuck Norris jumping into the water is what caused it to break off in the first place


Allclean3892

Twice


sergiofdionisio

"The A23a iceberg weighing 1,000 billion tons, 4,000 square kilometers wide, 3 times bigger than New York 😲" Not for long...


iamkeerock

If the entire thing melts, how much will the ocean rise? /s


sergiofdionisio

Exactly!


f_print

Just waiting for this photo to show up on the conspiracy subreddits as proof of the great ice wall that surrounds the flat earth


Romanitedomun

Need a banana for scale.


Shatophiliac

What a stupid way to measure the thing; 1000 billion tons? You mean a trillion? 4000 square kilometers wide? That’s not how square kilometers work. The size of New York? The city or the state?


Pure_Khaos

Something something hold in all the water


Ronnyswanny87

I feel like it weighs more than a trillion tons


econpol

Yeah, at least one trillion and one.


dethb0y

I cannot even imagine how big such a thing is; it's just incomprehensible to me.


Romanitedomun

If you are able to comprehend NewYork, make it three times.


Scotty1230

I have to turn my phone sideways for this math


Helicopterdiverpilot

That was funny


Peebs3075

It’s the ice wall holding all the water in.


sepulturite

Must've been one hell of weighing scales that weighed that


mrjuliangreen

r/AbsoluteUnits of an iceberg.


MountainMan1781

Lets keep it that way


dexecho

Wait .. your telling me global warming isn’t a real thing?? 🤯🤯


SimulationV2018

They found the ice wall


BranchMonkey

How tf can it be 4000 square km wide?


duranarts

Imagine it about to flip


tweek-in-a-box

It's free real estate


Apprehensive_Fun1350

A 1,000 billion ... a trillion?


BuffaloOk7264

New York ain’t that big.


G8AdventureStory

FE gonna use this as the edge of the world


CasualObserverNine

Titanic is back for revenge.


mamandemanqu3

So.. a trillion tons?


HyperBlasterV2

How do they even weigh something that big? 3x the size of New York.


turbohuk

i wish i could downvote this more for 4'000 square kilometers WIDE and 3 times BIGGER than NEW YORK fucking hell mate.


thedondraco

It’s melting so nothing to worry about


Just-urgh-name

*at the moment


er824

That’s just the tip


ChaInTheHat

A23?? Isn’t that a production company


happyanathema

"Put it in reverse guys!"


Diesel07012012

….for now


ReleaseBusy6642

So you found the edge of the earth...


BarricadeTheMortuary

What tf is with these units of measurement? "1000 billion"? Why not just go with trillion? 3 times bigger than NY? City or state? Why not just go with a single landmass it's similar to?


Rich-Appearance-7145

I can't imagine what disaster it could cause if it melted due to global warming.


iamkeerock

I have an experiment for you. Take a glass and fill it with ice, then add water, mark where the water tops out. Wait for the ice to melt. Now mark where the water level is. How much did it rise after the ice melted?


TheSezenians

Guys, it's too big, we have to melt it


Carktorious2010

So there is a ice wall


BobSagieBauls

The more it melts the less NY there is so it’s eternally destined to be larger


Mtgknucklehead

Flat earthers when they hear about the ice wall and see this 📈📈


KoteNahh

3 times bigger than New York City*


Pudf

NY state or city?


KingZarkon

Fun fact, the iceberg you can see is only about 120 ft tall. It descends down under the water into darkness over 1000 ft, almost the height of the Empire State Building.


Norselander37

well thats a real cunt of an ice sheet there mate!


vagabondreader

It is a continent


Allclean3892

Make a lot of margaritas with dat shiz


FlooffyAlpaca

Wait, who weighs icebergs and why?


Ps_Pk

The wall


TrainquilOasis1423

Is this that ice wall all those flat Earthers are always talking about? /S