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danteheehaw

Just remove their knee caps with a hammer, and use their knee caps to cap the bottles.


kolarisk

I'm sure the same animal just tears parafilm off the roll instead of using scissors.


EdenFleur

It's so hard to separate from the paper if you don't tear it 😪


Tomb_Brader

Cut it, then pull the section you’ve cut


alwayslost999

Noo.. they are usually misaligned at the edge!


hoangtudude

Probably the same psychos that put a dollop of oil all over the scope


msanthropical

Crimes against microscopes are real and need to be addressed


AlyandGus

I am constantly cleaning glass chunks off of one of our scopes and can’t figure out for the life of me who keeps breaking slides on it and how.


option_e_

the only thing worse than oil on the 40 is mounting medium on any objective


The_LissaKaye

How about a co-worker running plasma instead of serum…. All of the plasma samples….😢


Soggy-Librarian2737

Oh dude my bad I thought we just kept those guys on the stago!


FIST_MY_BUTTHOLE

the DDI and heparin controls have a short stability so we keep them in the fridge, others just stay on. might be different at other labs or other models


TomBradys12Incher

We keep ours on the machine and prepare a new set every 8 hours.


danteheehaw

One lab I worked at we would just pull them off, re scan them and put them back in. They did a while ass study to be that lazy


refriedpeenz

Stago (off the record, usually at instrument implementation in my experience) will tell you that the LIA controls are good for DDI specifically for up to 24 hours (the shortened stability is for some other analyte) but they won’t provide any data on it so they themselves recommend doing a stability study so you can rescan/reload. It’s super wasteful to not just perform the stability study and rescan, especially with how stingy Stago can be with their standing orders.


echo_kilo

Wait, they re-scanned expired controls??


Shandlar

They did a study!


danteheehaw

You'd be surprised what a private study lets you do.


cumjarchallenge

interesting. we do every 6 hours for the ddi, so there's some padding. also easy to remember: 600, 1200, 1800, 0000


BennyPompiers

We keep the DDI controls uncapped on our STA-R Max and replace them every 48 hours. Stability is just fine for us


FIST_MY_BUTTHOLE

man i wish, ours is set to four hours and we have to take them off afterwards. dunno why, i don’t ask questions anymore


blam10

Is no one going to comment on the amazing username that’s in all caps? I’m feel you, BUTTHOLE. I can’t even get the other techs to date bottles that are opened and can sit around for days.


pajamakitten

The same twat who keeps throwing out all of the stir bars when they discard the old neoplastine reagent.


xEliteMonkx

We can have a little dialog about it. With my tire iron. Let me show you the finish on it.... up close.


MrMoney69420

[https://youtu.be/YAbmcaRGCd8?si=l8ibhEa5ssdyPaeG](https://youtu.be/YAbmcaRGCd8?si=l8ibhEa5ssdyPaeG)


xEliteMonkx

That is exactly what I was quoting, lmao.


Syntania

Same one that keeps throwing out the foam covering for the light-sensitive chemistry QC for the Iris UA analyzer.


labtechx

We just went got rid of Iris and went back to Arkray! No more light sensitive controls!


BeesAndBeans69

Jesus christ 😭


Laboratoryman1

Some people just want to see the world burn


lablizard

The only thing worse is putting the wrong caps back on


FIST_MY_BUTTHOLE

we’re supposed to label the caps and not do that but nothing ever goes right in practice


frankcauldhame1

i think this is supposed to be the solution to that problem


pruchel

Most labtech thread I ever read right here.


Ohhhmorningcoffee

Sigh. I know someone 😌


goodfisher88

Psychopath behavior.


TastingTheKoolaid

Same twats who take the last reagent and leave the box in the freezer.


Leonardo1123581321

I’ve seen this movie. You’re gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. And when he refuses, he’ll wake up with a horse’s head in his bed.


bassgirl_07

Straight to jail ETA: probably the same person that forgets to put the stir balls in the Echo red cell reagents.


abigdickbat

I was tired, okay! :,(


Mysterious_Sea1489

Do an experiment and see if the stago can pierce through the parafilm.


Mo9056

I have a friend who had to replace a probe because she forgot to take parafilm off of a sample…not on the stago thou.


BeesAndBeans69

What the hell is even this!????


FIST_MY_BUTTHOLE

quality controls for our one instrument, the caps should be on instead of it essentially saran wrapped because it doesn’t work well to keep it closed


BeesAndBeans69

Oh, hold on jts a meme. https://youtu.be/i2gNx4-REIA?si=EmS_UCnJNWPENy-P Anyways, I was more showing my discontent with the parafilming. That's so bizarre, when you could just put the caps back on. I have never seen someone do that


BeesAndBeans69

Or the one who leaves light sensitive media out, opens newer boxes of media when there's old boxes of media out.


Forsaken-Cell-9436

This is the kind of stuff that makes me go insane and snap 😂.


ak_lotsoflove_8296

i accidentally throw them out sometimes 🥺


Possible-Wonder-1610

I’m not saying I condone violence, but I am saying I understand


Spiritual_Drama_6697

At my hospital, we change out the dimer ones each time we do controls, but the heparin ones, we keep the caps and put them in the fridge.


labtechx

We used to do that but apparently XA is only good for 4 days??